Chapter 63: The Tip of the Iceberg

Just when Cao Jun and Liu Jun were in Ye Yuan, when they were planning to kill each other and live and die, in the camp hall of Jiuli Mountain, Yuan Shang, Chang Xuan, and Lu Lingqi retreated left and right, and they lived at both ends of the hall, and they were facing each other from afar.

Chang Feng held a straw stalk in his hand, the old god was shaving his teeth, then lowered his head and took a sip, spit out a piece of dirt in his mouth, looked up at Yuan Shang, and said slowly: "You called Lao Tzu into this hall alone, what is the matter, say it!" ”

Yuan Shang frowned when he heard this, and said dissatisfiedly: "Changgong, this is your mistake, what I want to tell you, didn't I already tell you outside the hall just now?" It's only less than two cups of tea, why did you forget it? ”

Chang Feng smiled and said to Yuan Shang with some playfulness: "Lao Tzu was born with a bad memory and a big forgetfulness!" Listen to everything is in the left ear, the right ear out, the general little things, Lao Tzu needs to listen to more than ten times to have an impression, if the son is not troublesome, I will bother you to tell me ten times! ”

Yuan Shang's face sank, and he turned his head and asked Lu Lingqi beside him in a low voice: "This bastard is playing me?" ”

Lu Lingqi frowned slightly, and said in a low voice: "Chang Xuan, this person, has always been sloppy, it is best to take advantage of others, you don't have to be as knowledgeable as him, hurry up and get down to business." ”

"That's not good, if you talk about lip service, I haven't suffered a loss since I was a child, if I let this old king take advantage of me today, what face will I have in the circle in the future?" Yuan Shang was not happy when he heard this.

Lu Lingqi's heart tightened, thinking of Yuan Shang's unobtrusive virtue, and secretly said in her heart that it was bad.

Sure enough, I saw Yuan Shang turn his head and raise his mouth slightly at Chang Xuan, and the familiar evil smile hung on the corner of his mouth again.

"Changgong, do you know why you have a bad memory?"

Chang Feng raised his eyebrows, grinned and subconsciously asked, "I don't know, Gongzi knows?" ”

"Because you're bald."

Chang Feng was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and subconsciously raised his hand and touched his shiny head, which was white and very hand-like.......

Chang Xuan's complexion changed suddenly.

"Fart! You shit! You're fucking bald! You bald! Chang Xuan's eyes suddenly lit up, but it was because Yuan Shang was really angry at his words.

A defective person is naturally reluctant to let others say that he is defective, just like a lame person is unwilling to let others look at his own leg, so he puts on a prosthetic leg; The blind man does not want others to look into his own eyes, so he puts on a prosthetic eye; Goryeo sticks don't want people to say that they are ugly, so they like plastic surgery the most; The little devils don't want people to say that their little dog kennel is cold, so they have to slander other people's islands with a dead face and a few pee...... It's all cheap.

Chang Feng is also a human being, he is not big-minded, and when he hears others say that he has shortcomings, his performance is naturally the same, he scolds people with his mouth open, he is very cheap and stupid.

Seeing Chang Xuan's chest panting together, Yuan Shang coughed lightly and added another pair of fierce medicine to him.

"Is your bald disease congenital or acquired?"

Hearing this, Chang Yan was angry again: "Fuck you!" You were born bald! Your father's ancestors are all born bald! ”

Yuan Shang nodded slowly when he heard this, and said, "Oh, what do you mean, then you said that it was cut the day after tomorrow?" Alas, the hair and skin of the body, the parents who receive it, do not abandon it, Changgong, you are really mischievous, you have nothing to cut your hair, if you let your father and mother see it, will you not be naughty and vomit blood? ”

Chang Feng was furious, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "You know a fart! Lao Tzu has a bad relationship with them, he wants to be angry with them! How, can't you? ”

"Then you don't have to cut it all the time, can it grow back if it's so clean? You're obviously hurting others and yourself...... Didn't shave underneath, right? ”

Chang Xuan: ".............."

Lu Lingqi in the other side of the box looked at Chang Xuan, who was in a hurry, and then looked at Yuan Shang, who had a solemn face, and finally a trace of loosening finally appeared on his face that had been plain and indifferent, and he couldn't help but laugh out.

Seeing that Lu Lingqi, who had been teased by him in front of him, she actually turned around and laughed at him at this moment, her old face became more and more unbearable, and she suddenly pulled out the sword at her waist, and was about to go up and fight with Yuan Shang.

Lu Lingqi's face was straight, and she also drew her sword out of the sheath, turned her face and said coldly: "Changgong, it's just a few jokes, why take it seriously?" ”

Chang Feng glanced at the sword in Lu Lingqi's hand with a gloomy face, weighed the pros and cons, slowly put the sword into the sheath, and squeezed out a smile and said: "Don't blame the virtuous niece, it's just that what this son said is too annoying, and the old man was careless for a while, and he lost his temper and lost his temper." ”

Yuan Shang was a little dissatisfied when he heard this, and said, "Hey, how can you scold people!" Who does the good son scold? ”

"Good son scolds you..... Fart! You're the son! You're a fucking grandson! Grandson! ”

Yuan Shang didn't give in, and immediately sneered: "You turtle grandson." ”

Chang Xuan: "........."

After a long while, I finally saw Chang Xuan, who had always liked to take advantage of his mouth, knelt down on top of the collapse in frustration, looking at the depths of the hall with a distracted face, his two copper bell-sized eyes were empty and godless, and his face was full of helpless frustration.

Yuan Shang took a deep breath, looked at Chang Feng sympathetically for a while, and asked seriously, "Have you taken it?" Still playing? ”

Chang Xuan gave him a cold look, without squeaking.

"If you don't play, I'll get down to business." Yuan Shang opened his mouth to change the subject.

"If you fart, let it go!"

Yuan Shang coughed heavily, cleared his throat and said, "That's the case, bald....."

Chang Xuan's eyes widened, and he seemed to be angry again.

"I'm sorry, but I'm sorry..... I want to say, Chang Gong, with what I know about you, your motive for wanting to rebel against Cao Cao this time is right, I think back then, you and Zang Ba, Sun Guan, Wu Dun, Yin Li, Sun Kang and others were the same Taishan thieves, dominating one side, with a lot of prestige, and you can be described as a snake on the ground...... When Cao Cao broke through Xuzhou, he did not crusade against you, but instead entrusted you with the position of the local county guard, in fact, there were many tribulations around Yanzhou, which was really helpless for Cao Cao. ”

Chang Yan snorted when he heard this, but did not speak, as if he acquiesced to Yuan Shang's statement.

But listening to Yuan Shang slowly continued: "But now the situation is different, first two years ago, Cao Cao sent Pei Mao to summon the generals of Guanzhong, Duan Xuan and others, to conquer Li Dao, exterminate his three clans, and make Zhong Miao sit in Chang'an, the governor of Guanzhong, and the generals of Guanzhong, to pacify Guanzhong; Later, Zhang Xiu led the crowd to surrender, so that Cao Ren sat in Wancheng and stabilized the southern border; Dou took Liu Bei to regain Xuzhou, and the east road was determined; It can be said that Cao Cao was originally surrounded by enemies on all sides, embattled on all sides, so he couldn't take care of you Taishan thieves, and he could only use pacification strategies, but in recent years, there were fewer and fewer enemies around him, and in the defense of the southeast, west, and west, there were more and more soldiers who could be drawn, and the forces were getting stronger and stronger, and for you, it was also more and more free, I was right? ”

Chang Feng sneered and said, "That's right! That's why Lao Tzu wants to lead his troops to fight before he destroys me! How, do you have an opinion? ”

"Of course I have no opinion if you want to oppose Cao, but what you said just now, since you want to oppose it, why don't you take refuge in our powerful Yuan clan, but instead have to form an alliance with Liu Bei, who is in danger?"

Chang Xuan snorted and said, "Don't say that your Yuan clan is far away in Hebei and it is difficult to take refuge, so I will go, with Yuan Shaona's own arrogance of being born in the fourth world and the third duke?" Can Ann accept me, the thieves? ”

Yuan Shang pondered carefully when he heard this, and with Yuan Shao's temperament of caring about his own fame and honor, he really wouldn't easily accept thieves.

"Why don't you try? And how do you know? "Thinking about it, Yuan Shang still has to persuade him.

Hearing this, Chang Xuan said disdainfully: "Try? Do you still need to try? In your Hebei realm, Chu Feiyan has nearly 100,000 thieves under his command, and with such a big arm, Yuan Shaoshang did not surrender, but fought and killed for many years, not to mention that there were less than 10,000 people under my command! Ridiculous! ”

Yuan Shang blinked when he heard this, and turned his head to Lu Lingqi curiously: "I know that Emperor Xiaocheng has a beautiful wife named Zhao Feiyan, and this Chu Feiyan is a god horse Dongdong?" ”

Lu Lingqi couldn't help but roll her eyes when she heard this, and sighed: "Chu Feiyan is now the leader of the Black Mountain Army, Zhang Yan, he was originally surnamed Chu, and later changed his surname to Zhang. ”

Yuan Shang shook his head and said unhappily: "It's too unfilial, can the surname be changed casually?" If I were his father, I would whip him with a big-eared scraper. ”

Lu Lingqi and Chang Feng couldn't help but be silent.

After a while, Fang listened to Lu Lingqi and continued: "Feiyan is his nickname, today, there are many thieves, but if you talk about the strength of the force, the most soldiers and horses, or the Black Mountain Feiyan Thief is the most!" Now he is the biggest internal trouble in your Hebei. ”

Chang Feng nodded and said: "The virtuous niece is right, it's not that Lao Tzu doesn't want to join Hebei, it's just that your Yuan family's vision is too high, and you pay too much attention to identity, with the strength of the Feiyan thief, just because you are a thief, you can't enter Yuan Shao's eyes?" Why should I bother to find myself bored! ”

Yuan Shang nodded when he heard this, and suddenly said: "It turns out that you are because of this, that's good, but if I persuade the head of the Yuan family to recruit the thieves of Montenegro after I return to Hebei, then what?" Are you anti-Cao thieves willing to submit to the Yuan family? ”

Chang Feng never thought that Yuan Shang would say such a sentence, and he couldn't help but stammer.

After thinking for a while, he saw Chang Feng stand up suddenly, and said boldly: "Okay! If it is really as you said, Hebei Yuan's willing to accept the Feiyan thief, Lao Tzu is across thousands of miles, and will also go to defect, and not only that, when today's famous thieves, Jinan's Xu He, Le'an's Sima Ju, Huainan's Lei Xu, Lujiang's Chen Lan, Jingdong's Mei Cheng, Taiyuan's Shang Yao, Guanxi's Liu Xiongming, Xiayang's Jin Fu, and the Yangtze River's Jinfan thief, all have some friendship with Lao Tzu. ”

Yuan Shang nodded and said with a smile: "Okay!" In this case, the first thing I will do when I return to Hebei is to ask the general to recruit the Black Mountain bandits. ”

Chang Feng smiled coldly and said, "With Yuan Shao's temperament, let him take in the thieves, I'm afraid it's not that easy." ”

"I have my own way, you can rest assured....... Baldy. ”

Chang Xuan was suddenly furious: "Who is bald?" You're bald! Your father and mother's ancestors are all bald! ”

East of Yeyuan, before Cao Ren's camp.

Zhang Fei stood on his horse, while ordering his soldiers to shout insults and shout loudly, while looking at the camp in the distance, for some reason, he was always faintly uneasy.

A lieutenant general stepped forward and whispered to Zhang Fei: "General Zhang, Niu Jin has been in for a long time, but he has never shown up, should we attack it?" ”

Zhang Fei waved his hand and sighed: "No, there are only 3,000 people under my command, Wancheng's troops this time, to say the least, there are 30,000, the difference in strength is too great, it is feasible to call the battle of the generals, if it is a fortification, it is really difficult." ”

The lieutenant general frowned when he heard this: "But general, after Niu Jin was injured, he didn't come out again as soon as he went, and Cao Ren never showed up. ”

Zhang Fei shook his head when he heard this: "If Niu Jin is afraid of us, it is really such a stalemate, it is a good thing, after all, the purpose of the eldest brother to let me fight today is to delay Cao Ren, so that he and the second brother and others will jointly send troops to attack Xiahou Yuan....... But Ben always felt that something seemed to be wrong, but he couldn't say what it was. ”

Thinking of this, Zhang Fei's bearded face couldn't help but tremble, and there was an indescribable blockage in his mind.

What a fucking grievance.......

After pondering for a long time, he suddenly saw Zhang Feilingtai suddenly wake up, and said to himself: "I am here to invite a battle to delay Cao Ren, but if Cao Ren has already led his troops to the eldest brother's place in advance, what will happen?" ........ Hey, careless, regret it too late! Mistakes, what mistakes! ”

The adjutant general's face changed greatly when he heard this, and he hurriedly said: "General Zhang, since this is the case, the lord's side is bound to be in danger...... The general still needs to order a quick retreat, and I should go to help!" ”

"No!"

Zhang Fei raised his hand and said in a hoarse voice: "I have just carefully observed the deployment of Dazhai, Cao Ren's garrison army left here is less than 10,000, if we retreat to my brother, but let this 10,000 people follow behind, it is not advisable, the eldest brother has the second brother, Zhang Jaw, Gao Ran and other famous generals, even if they are not victorious, they will not be defeated, we still need to continue to delay here!" Don't go and make trouble for the eldest brother! ”

"No......"

Having said this, Zhang Fei couldn't help but sigh to himself, he lost the opportunity to defeat Xiahou Yuan today, and if he wanted to defeat him and Cao Ren in the future, he was afraid that it would be even more difficult.......

But if it is really like this, Cao Ren and other Cao generals will drag on, with the land of Runan County, how can they stay with it for a long time?

Where is the way out for our army? Zhang Fei couldn't help but feel a little sad in his heart.

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The words are divided into two ends, not to mention Liu Bei's attack on Runan, the battle situation is full of peaks and peaks, just talking about the side of Jiuli Mountain, Chang Feng after discussing with Yuan Shang agreed, and then led a hundred resignations to leave the mountain, and led the people to return home.

Standing on the top of the mountain, Lu Lingqi and Yuan Shang stood side by side, looking at Chang Feng who was getting farther and farther away, and couldn't help but feel a trace of worry in his heart.

"Do you really believe him?"

After being silent for a long time, Lu Lingqi slowly opened her mouth and expressed the question in her heart: "Chang Xian, this person is capricious, despicable and shameless, and has no credibility at all, he promised to join forces with you today, but after a long time, maybe one day he will stab you in the back, and then you may not even know how you died....... It's like when my father was killed by Cao Cao, he immediately switched to Cao Cao, after two years, and now he wants to betray again, for this person, you must always be on the embankment, even so, you want to recruit him? ”

Yuan Shang smiled when he heard this: "Compare me with your father, your analogy makes me very happy." ”

"The surname is Yuan, you dare to take advantage of this girl?" Lu Lingqi's eyes were glazed, and she seemed to be very dangerous.

Yuan Shang hurriedly changed the topic and said, "What kind of person is Chang Xuan, there is no disadvantage to me. It's just an empty promise, I won't suffer any loss at all, it's a big deal, it's just a shot or two, that's his loss. ”

Lu Lingqi said in surprise when she heard this: "Why? ”

Yuan Shang snorted and said, "Because he is too cunning, too treacherous, and too dangerous, a person like him, even if he doesn't rebel, Cao Cao will inevitably kill him sooner or later!" ”

Lu Lingqi was stunned when she heard this.

"However, although he is a bit despicable and shameless, his brain is very flexible, and his face is also very big, and the robbers in the whole world have a little friendship with him, if he uses it well, it will be of great help to our Yuan family in the future..... As for his capriciousness, despicability, and lack of faith, he is really like a floating cloud in front of me! ”

Lu Lingqi couldn't help but be curious when she heard this, and said: "Such a sinister person, even Cao Cao won't stay for a long time, why are you not afraid?" ”

Yuan Shang patted his chest and said proudly: "Because I am more repetitive, more despicable, more shameless, and more discredited than him!" ”

Lu Lingqi's face suddenly showed deep surprise, and after pondering for a long time, she spoke slowly.

"Alas...... Hearing you say this, seriously, I really regret it now....... I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse to join forces with you, a shameless person, to fight Cao, I think we'd better break up. ”

Yuan Shang raised his eyebrows: "Scattered? Why! Say good things, you say that you will pick a pick? Do you feel a little responsible? If I want to regret it, I asked my father to write to the Son of Heaven and issue a holy decree to let the Tingwei Mansion handle you! ”

Lu Lingqi stared at Yuan Shang for a long time, and said gloomily: "This girl suddenly has a strong urge now, I really want to kick you down from the top of this mountain......

Under the cliffs, the autumn breeze is blowing, the birds are scarce, and it seems to be endless......

Yuan Shang swallowed a mouthful of spit, took two steps back and said, "Don't mess around, I'm just a joke, who are you and you?" Will the Son of Heaven have the leisure to take care of you? Jeer! ”

Lu Lingqi glared at Yuan Shang fiercely, and after a while, she suddenly smiled "fluttering", and a warm smile rose on her pretty face, as if it could dissolve ice and snow and disperse the dark clouds.

The leaders of several bandits standing not far away couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded.

It's been two years, since the big boss led the village affairs of Jiuli Mountain, none of the thieves have seen her smile like today, every moment of the day, the big boss's face is cold, like a piece of ice that will not melt, cold to the bone, terrifyingly cold.

Where did the sun come out today? The big boss not only laughed, but he smiled so brightly.

Eat dirty, right?

While sighing at the beautiful smile of Lu Lingqi, all the thieves and bandits couldn't help but have a strong respect for Yuan Shang from their hearts, and they could melt this big leader like a 10,000-year-old iceberg and make her smile, although it was only for a moment, but it also required a lot of ability!

People who can do this kind of thing are either quick thinking and very good, or they are cheap to the extreme, and they all have a bastard taste in their bones.

This Yuan Sangongzi, he shouldn't belong to the second type, right?

At this moment, Lu Lingqi seemed to realize her gaffe, and her face was restored to the appearance of an iceberg beauty on weekdays, cold and very infiltrating.

"You haven't said it yet, why did you suddenly come to my Jiuli Cottage? Didn't you lead your troops to Runan to meet the big-eared thief? Isn't that the guy who won't take you in? ”

Yuan Shang smiled and said: "Miss Lu is too underestimated in the character, as soon as I arrived in Runan, I was warmly entertained by Liu Bei and others, a small banquet on the third day, a big banquet on the fifth day, the banquet is not drunk and does not return, does not return and does not sleep, it has only been a few days of hard work, and my whole person has gained weight three times." ”

Lu Lingqi sneered and said, "Your surname Yuan is inevitably blowing too much, with Liu Bei's hypocritical temperament, how can you have a good time with a prodigal son like you?" ”

Yuan Shang let out a long sigh and said with emotion: "Perhaps, this is the so-called fate, this trip to Runan, I got along with Liu Bei and others very well, Mi Zhu, Gong Du, Sun Qian, Jian Yong, especially Zhang Fei, and I simply hated to see each other late, and I couldn't wait to knock my head on the ground and become brothers with different surnames, which is really touching....... By the way, Liu Bei also gave me hundreds of war horses, not a single one, all for free, which made everyone a little embarrassed. ”

Lu Lingqi's eyes widened in surprise when she heard this, and she said, "Liu Bei is in a county of peace, and in such a tight situation, he actually gave you hundreds of war horses?" He's not crazy! ”

"The woman's family is not knowledgeable, isn't it? If you don't say that, how can people get mixed with the emperor's uncle, and you can only be the leader of thieves? Very reluctantly! ”

Lu Lingqi: "..........."

After a while, Lu Lingqi suddenly remembered something, gritted her teeth and slowly spoke.

"...... surnamed Yuan"

Yuan Shang turned his head lightly and said with a smile: "What does Miss Lu have to say?" ”

"You've been chattering here for a long time, and you still haven't told me the purpose of your visit to Jiuli Cottage......"

Yuan Shang's smile suddenly froze.

"bastard! Hurry up and tell me the right thing, and then talk about the vernacular, my aunt and grandmother will light your sky lantern! ”