222nd Eardrum Donation
The dice received the order and hurriedly arranged it, but fortunately, the dragons of the spray tribe were full of talents, and it was not much of a problem to find a few fast-legged and big-mouthed ones, and who was how, what was the ability, the dice was naturally clear in his heart, and the dice listed the list, and the signalman shouted according to the list, and after a while, the sound spread to every corner of the spray tribe, and the red hair that was ordered quickly came to the place where the dice was to report.
Dice arranged a total of 18 fast legs, 4 big mouths (in fact, big voices), composed of 8 fast legs and 4 big mouths to form 4 groups, respectively to four directions, two errands, one shouting, the remaining 10 fast legs 2 to the dark red adoptive mother to inquire, 2 to the ninth brigade of dark red Wan to inquire, as soon as there is a situation, one of them will come back immediately to report. The remaining 6 are on standby, recuperating, waiting for the fast legs of the visit in the Spray tribe to come back, and as soon as there is news, they will set off like arrows from the string.
The arrangement of the dice can be said to be foolproof, not to mention that the fast legs run like the wind and waves, ten times the speed of our usual walking, even the corrupt officials who are riddled with big cases and the developers who have broken the capital chain do not have such a fast running speed, why worry about not catching up with the dark red? The four mouths are not in vain, they are well-known in the spray tribe, a thunderbolt, take the meaning of the thunderbolt and the momentum of the ears, the voice is high and fast, this dragon has a mouth, can no longer hear other sounds, there is a great tendency for me to kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom; two Sina, to describe the high voice of the early tide, is also very appropriate; three Sogou, this dragon has a mouth, the dog will run away without a trace. The owner went around looking for a dog, hence the name; four lynx, the voice of the dragon is like a female cat estrus, the voice is high and not extraordinary cat can be compared, so it is called cat.
The four mouths are usually silent, but once they exit, they are shocked, deafening, talking and laughing, and their mouths are like a river. The sound was like a thunderbolt. The weak willows immediately turned into stumps and leaves, and the hundred-year-old pines and cypresses also hurriedly grabbed the soil under their feet, for fear of being uprooted.
So they usually communicate with the red fur around them, mostly with their paws. In case the exit hurts people. Dice arranges the action this time. I picked some cotton early and gave it to the fast legs, and plugged my ears when I carried out the operation. So as not to be shocked by the sound of the big mouth, the dice naturally blocked his ears early.
However, the spray tribe has a very developed medicine, which can repair the eardrum, but this requires surgery, and the difficulty of the operation is also very large, and the doctor is not willing to do such an operation. Surgery requires an eardrum donor, not every red-haired dinosaur can donate an eardrum, because our ordinary red-haired dinosaur eardrums are very thin, and they can't be donated, otherwise the east wall will be demolished to make up the west wall, an old hole will be repaired, and a new hole will be born.
Eardrum donors must be found from those who are lazy and lazy, naughty, stubborn, and self-conscious, if there are some people around who like to chatter, love to tell the truth, love to boast, love to belittle others, love to speak wildly, love to pack tickets, love to swear poisonous oaths, such a living environment is better. Such red pore dragons, their eardrums are often very thick, and the toughness is very good, and it is difficult for ordinary sounds to vibrate, so it is generally difficult for them to hear ordinary sounds.
Donation of eardrums needs to be voluntary, not forced, volunteers are often unwilling to continue to be unheard, closed to the public, they apply for their own, and they also need to be filed with the dice to avoid anything affecting the doctor-patient relationship in the future. If you donate your eardrums, you will also need a very complex examination to see if you are suitable for donation.
There are as many as 99 examination items, all of which are similar, and in our opinion, there is no need at all, but the doctor said that this is very necessary, and that surgery is the doctor's business, not the patient's business, and we have no bargaining power, so we can't say:
"50 items, 50 items. ”
"80 items, the least, not one less. ”
"I'll add more, 60 items, and more, I won't check it. ”
"70 items, 70 items, no less. ”
"65 items, if you want to, you can make a deal, if you don't want to, forget it. ”
"Okay, 65 items, deal. ”
This can only be imagined, it is not feasible in real life, the words of the doctor are naturally the same, can not be discounted, although the doctor with a laurel crown may be a great mediocrity, the headache person as a doctor's foot, the left tooth extraction into the right tooth, the normal fetal position of the person into a large hemorrhage, it does not matter, and when the wind passes, naturally the patient is like a cloud, put a lot of expert hats next to him, mouth like a river, boasting about himself.
No further ado.
Eardrum donation is a very complex procedure, the eardrum donor needs to put the ear into the river, wash the ear canal with running water, and then control the moisture, and also need to do it on a clear day when there is no wind, otherwise it will blow dust into the ear.
The skilled healer used a special bamboo knife to slowly reach into the donor's ear canal, skillfully peeled off a layer from the thin eardrum, took out the bamboo knife, and the peeled off layer of eardrums was attached to the bamboo knife.
Naturally, the recipient was ready for transplantation, and like a donor, he first cleaned his ear canal in the river, controlled the moisture, and waited for the transplant.
After the doctor takes out the eardrum, he quickly scrapes the residual eardrum of the recipient with another bamboo knife, scrapes off the old skin outside, revealing the new wound, and then uses a bamboo tweezer to lift the eardrum that is close to the bamboo knife, and then quickly sends it to the ear canal of the recipient, and the eardrum is tightly attached to the original residual eardrum, the operation is completed, and then a ball of cotton is plugged into the recipient's ear, after the donor receives the operation, he can not move vigorously, three days later, the old and new eardrums grow together, and the whole operation is completely completed.
The probability of success of this surgery is very high, and generally will not recur, it is also very beneficial to the donor, after the thick eardrum is removed, the donor appears to be deaf and clear, and it is another realm, not to mention the recipient, the silent world suddenly becomes sound, and naturally feels that the sky is wide, life is so beautiful, and nature is so beautiful.
It doesn't matter if the operation fails, there is no shortage of donors for the eardrums anyway, or there are too many, sometimes they need to wait in line for the recipients, because they feel that the thick eardrums have prevented their progress and development, and they have to scrape off a layer, while the doctors have their own medical guidelines, and if there are no donors, they will never operate on the thick eardrums. (To be continued......)
PS: Eardrum donors must be found from those who are lazy, naughty, stubborn, and self-conscious, if there are some people around who like to chatter, love to tell the truth, love to boast, love to belittle others, love to speak wildly, love to pack tickets, love to swear poison, such a better living environment. Such red pore dragons, their eardrums are often very thick, and the toughness is very good, and it is difficult for ordinary sounds to vibrate, so it is generally difficult for them to hear ordinary sounds.
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