Chapter 1 Flow Sewers

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Dixing, Chang'an City.

Qiming Entertainment Artist Apartment, Room 502.

"Boom la la ......"

Xu Mu picked up another handful of water and threw it on his face, then quickly raised his head and looked at the mirror in front of him.

The "self" in the mirror has an inch head, but it is still a good-looking batch.

The eyebrows are thick and straight, the bridge of the nose is high, and the facial contours are clear but not overly sharp......

"Could it be me in the mirror?" Xu Mu was puzzled.

Although as a senior reader of the starting point, Xu Mu knows that it is very reasonable and logical for him to have such a face.

Although this face is somewhat similar to his own appearance.

But at this moment, Xu Mu only had Zhang Mazi's words in his mind: "This is not me at all!" ”

"So what the hell is going on?"

Xu Mu remembered that he was obviously at the master's thesis defense site, and when he read the thanks, his eyes were dark because he was too emotional.

When I woke up again, I found myself in a strange house.

When I looked in the mirror, my face changed.

"What ...... love?"

Before Xu Mu finished speaking, a surging memory rushed into his mind and flowed rapidly.

"Earth Star, Huaguo ......"

Crossed?!

Xu Mu sat on the toilet with his buttocks, his face was pale, and he almost didn't cry.

"Don't make trouble, I've been admitted to the civil service, and I finally survived the graduation defense, you told me that I crossed over?!"

The current world is called Earth Star, which is roughly similar to the Earth, but the details are different.

Very different.

For example, in this world, several dynasties of China have lasted for a longer time.

Although there was a period of decline in China at the end of the Ming Dynasty, China quickly achieved a revival and is still the most powerful country on the planet.

This strength is reflected in all dimensions, economic, military...... Even in terms of entertainment, Huaguo began to formulate a series of supportive policies five years ago, such as copyright protection.

For example, the undergraduate rate in the world is 15%, and scholars are highly valued.

But the more this is the case, the more desperate Xu Mu's expression becomes at this moment.

Because the body he crossed was "illiterate".

The kind that is recognized.

Judging from the memories I received just now, the body that Xu Mu crossed has the same name as him, and is 23 years old this year.

Identity is a traffic fresh meat.

The status of the rivers and lakes can be summarized in one sentence: the sewer in the flow, and the blue silver grass in the martial spirit.

Five years ago, the domestic entertainment industry began to receive some support.

Four years ago, when he failed the college entrance examination and was about to enter the field to play screws, he was discovered by Li Dong, the agent of [Qiming Entertainment], and became a model.

In the same year, the entertainment industry giant company [Tianxing Entertainment] launched the first domestic talent show "When the Idol is Born".

At that time, Qiming Entertainment was a third-rate entertainment company, and in order to cheer for the star boss, he put his original body as a model to make up the numbers.

At that time, the original body didn't know anything. But the audience watched the clumsy and good-looking original body look ugly on the stage, which aroused a strong desire to protect.

"See, such a little white can experience the happiness of the cultivation department!"

"That's the stupid husband I want."

As a result, the original body really reached the finals with a face, and debuted in a group with three male artists under Tianxing Entertainment, with the group name Winning Man, referred to as the WM group.

The WM group is operated by Tianxing Entertainment, so although the original person is owned by Qiming Entertainment, most of the time it is managed by Tianxing.

That year, the WM group debuted at its peak and became the first generation of top-notch fresh meat in China.

released records, filmed idol dramas, and had a lot of fun.

Fans praised the four of them, and passers-by scolded and spitted.

But people are fire, and the old drama bones that passers-by like have to be matched by others on the set.

Defy? me!

As a result, someone really made a move.

Two years ago, Huaguo established the Film and Television Practitioners Association according to the plan, and promulgated the film and television classification system and actor assessment system.

The guild's review of film and television scripts is extremely large, but all scripts will be divided into four categories according to the subject matter and investment amount after reporting.

Actors have also set up an entry assessment, and actors who fail to pass the assessment are not allowed to play the leading role in Category D film and television works, and must not play a starring role in Category C or above film and television dramas.

The so-called entry assessment is the "Entrance Examination for the Qualification Certificate of Social Film and Television Actors" held by the guild, referred to as the film examination, and it is considered an entry after passing the exam.

The film examination is held once a week, and the tutors from major art academies serve as the examiners, and the guild also records the weekly film examination and makes a program called "Actors Please Go" for everyone to watch.

The rules of the film exam are very simple, and the candidates will then extract clips for performance, and there are two entry criteria.

1. Be able to clearly express emotions such as joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness.

2. Be able to read the lines clearly with full emotion, and grasp the basic sentence breaks and re-reading according to the requirements of the situation.

Is it difficult?

It may not seem difficult, but you ask a lot of so-called stars on the planet to give it a try.

Can you kill half of it, believe it or not?

The WM foursome also felt that this thing was not difficult, thinking that when Lao Tzu was in the crew, he would give a thumbs up to the director whenever he played.

A film exam wants to stop Lao Tzu? Do him!

So after the rules were introduced, the WM foursome confidently went to the film exam.

Fans bought a lot of building advertising screens in the CBD areas of major cities to support them.

"The foursome rushed me and let them know what acting is!"

"Let them know what a back wave is!"

The result......

The original Xu Mu pronounced "Xin Xin Student" as "Xin Xin Student".

The other three teammates, one laughed when he was acting in a crying scene.

One can only stare.

One pronounced "the son of the gentleman" as "the child of the boast".

The foursome is wiped out!

That day, the Internet blew up.

"Damn, can't you pronounce the lines correctly? How did these people act in a TV series before? ”

"I'm afraid these few don't even have the first Chinese, right? Isn't it too much to not even know the words? ”

Fans were also confused.

Why did I watch them act with relish before?

Did I eat poop before? Not only did I eat, I also chirped?

Brother, you guys are like this, I'm cracked.

And the Winning Man boy group, because the initials are WM, so since then everyone has affectionately called the "illiterate group".

And because of the illiterate group's "outstanding performance" in the film examination, since then, the film examination has added a "cultural knowledge test" in addition to the acting assessment.

It can be said that the illiterate group has single-handedly changed the rules of the industry.

Recalling this, Xu Mu suddenly stood up from the toilet and scolded in the mirror: "Isn't this pure Otherworldly Dr. Zhai?" ”

As a dissertation dog, Xu Mu's hatred for Dr. Zhai is incompatible!

At this moment, his expression was like Cao Kefu had just finished eating the nine turns of the large intestine.

"You deserve to be cold in the back!" Xu Mu scolded himself in the mirror.

Indeed, since then, the original body has been on a downward spiral.

And it's a continuous steep slope.

Because according to the rules of the film exam, you can take the exam again three months after failing the exam, and the original student took the exam for two years, and finally ushered in the eighth failure three days ago.

Two years! Eight times! Three of them have not had cultural knowledge, and five have not been performed.

Such a record is quite explosive in the entire entertainment industry!

It's not that the original body doesn't work hard, he's that kind of ...... That......

Let's put it this way, we usually call this kind of artificial, stupid!

In the past two years, the company has spent a lot of effort on him, such as going to "Crazy Thursday" as a flight host and participating in various variety shows.

But judging from the memory of the original body, this guy seems to have something wrong with his mentality after failing the third assessment, he is in a trance and depressed, no matter how good the variety show is, he can't save it.

There has been no drama to shoot for two years, and he has been ridiculed by the group eight times, and he has no sense of variety show, and there is not one fan of the original body.

In addition, more than a dozen film and television dramas signed before were shelved because the original film exam did not pass, and the producers sued one after another, and the money earned after the original debut was lost back, and now he still owes more than 2 million.

Three days ago, the original body was officially expelled from the WM men's group and completely returned to his original company [Qiming Entertainment].

And he has less than three months left on his contract with Qiming Entertainment.

He didn't know what the company would do with him.

However, it is certain that the company will not invest any more resources in him, and according to the urine nature of the entertainment company, the situation that the original body is most likely to face is endless small commercial performances, such as going to fourth- and fifth-tier cities to go to the holes and the like.

In that case, you will suffer an old sin.

After the original body returned to Qiming Entertainment, he closed his door for three days, and then in the midst of worrying about the future, he died of emo.

After digest......ing the memories of the original body, Xu Mu was silent.

Returning to the earth Xu Mu is not extravagant.

But if you look at the situation of the original body, how will you live the rest of your life?

Continue to be a star? Xu Mu is not interested, and he will not.

The main thing is that it won't.

But what about not being a star? His contract with Qiming Entertainment is still there.

"I have to find a way to get out of the way, whoever loves this star will be!"

Xu Mu made a bitter face and walked out of the bathroom.

The original residence is a small two-bedroom apartment of about 70 square meters, and the house is quite clean and tidy.

In the living room, there is a sofa, a coffee table, a skipping rope on the ground, a sit-up aid, etc.

Xu Mu kicked away the skipping rope on the ground, walked straight to the water dispenser, took a glass of water and poured it down, and his brain gradually cleared up.

"It is imperative that the contract be terminated as soon as possible." Xu Mu began to walk around the room with a water glass.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up.

Take the exam!

As long as he is admitted to the public, his contract with Qiming Entertainment will be terminated.

Xu Mu smiled and said that this wave was stable.

Because after all, he took the test once on Earth.

It's just that in less than two seconds of happiness, the expression on Xu Mu's face froze.

He has a master's degree on earth, and now this body ......

I haven't been to college at all, and I can't meet the academic requirements for the public examination!

And Xu Mu also remembered something, that is, the original body not only had no education, but had a foreign debt of 2 million.

2 million is not a big deal for a star.

But the average person may not be finished in a lifetime!

“6!”

Xu Mu was so angry that he sat on the sofa, and after a few seconds, he began to mumble to himself: "Do you really want to be a star for a few more months?" ”

After all, this thing is notoriously fast.

As soon as he thought of this, Xu Mu took out the original body's mobile phone and boarded the original body's Weibo backstage-

[ID: Xu Mu (Certified Artist)]

[Tag: A teenager who loves acting]

This label was added by the company at the beginning, because the original body was a sudden explosion at that time, although his voice was okay, but the pitch was not good, and his singing skills were a mess.

If he had been training seriously for a period of time, he might really be able to sing, but at that time, the company was in a hurry to make money, so he directly set a film and television route for him to cheat money.

After all, you don't need any acting skills to play a senior with facial paralysis and then ask someone to dub it.

Xu Mu then looked down.

[Number of followers: 2.28 million (number of active followers: 1,256, daily follower change - 260,000, annual follower change - 10.8 million)]

Last night, the original body also posted a Weibo, with sincere words and tears: "Although I left the Winning Man boy group, that time is my best memory." Although I have experienced failure again, I know that I still have you by my side, and I will definitely work hard in the next film exam. ”

"I know that my problem is that I have too little knowledge, so from today onwards, I will study hard and study hard to live up to everyone's expectations."

This is followed by a picture of two books.

A copy of "30 Ancient Poetry Appreciation (Youth Edition)".

A copy of "Into the Line Lesson".

The intention of the original body is obvious, one of these two books is to supplement the basic culture, and the other is to improve acting skills.

But it was such a dynamic that scared 260,000 fans to run away overnight.

"I'm sorry, but I forgot to take the pass before, and I didn't expect anything from you, thank you."

"It's been two years, do you know how I've spent these two years? I'm just waiting for you to take the film exam, your film exam clips are more cola than sketches, you cured my depression, hurry up and sign up for the next film exam. ”

"Read more and study more? It's okay to lie to yourself, don't lie to buddy......"

"How can hard work come out of your mouth?"

"It's a character again, right, how old are you, read ancient poems and watch the youth version???"

Yesterday, the original body was looking at these comments, emo to death.

Putting down the phone, Xu Mu couldn't even speak.

In this situation, who doesn't emo?

Celebrities come with money quickly, but it's on fire, but the current situation of the original body has nothing to do with fire.

"It doesn't even seem to be able to get along in the entertainment industry."

Xu Mu sat slumped on the sofa, his eyes beginning to be blank.

If Xu Mu had a deep understanding of the entertainment industry and literary and artistic works on the earth in his previous life, then he might still be able to turn the tables.

But alas, he's just a thesis dog.

He has almost no knowledge of the entertainment industry and is not interested.

His Zhihu used to search for how to lose weight for papers, and he registered Weibo only to go to Dr. Zhai Weibo in the dead of night to say a few greetings.

His leisure activities are to read novels after experiments every day, or go to station B to watch videos.

Almost all of his knowledge of entertainment works comes from the edited videos of Station B.

What is "The True Color of Heroes" starring Fan Debiao and Ma Dashuai, what "Lin Daiyu Upside Down Weeping Willows", what Gao Qiqiang and An Xin's "Qiang Xin Ji".

I remember a lot of famous film and television scenes and stewed cps, and I haven't watched all the TV series.

The song can remember the chorus, but that's all there is to it.

Thinking of this, Xu Mu felt as if he had completely finished his calf.

"Looking at this situation, I really have to go to the third- and fourth-tier cities."

"But 2 million, how many holes do you have to go."

"Besides, when the time comes, it will be someone who will go to me, or I will leave someone else."

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in Xu Mu's mind: "Ding~ Zhixing entertainment system has been bound ......"

System ???

Xu Mu sat up directly from the sofa.

Dead! Why did you come!

The voice in my head sounded mechanically: "Host Properties Panel has generated ......"

As the voice sounded, a virtual panel appeared in front of Xu Mu's eyes.

[Host: Xu Mu]

[Age: 23]

[Occupation: Idol star (pasted)]

Attribute:

(Basic) breath: D(3/20)+;

(Basic) pronunciation: E(9/10)+;

Specialized skills:

(Performance) crying scene: E(4/10)+;

(Music) Music Theory Liberal Studies: D(6/20)+;

[Skill points: 0 (skill points can be used to exchange for literary skills and increase the host's existing skills)]

[Blind box: 0]

[In-depth reading card: 0 (Warm reminder, please be cautious when using in-depth reading)]

As lines of information appeared, Xu Mu's eyes gradually widened.

"Can you add more? And the blind box of the work? What about in-depth reading? ”

The system's voice continues to sound:

"In this system setting, there are only two ways for the host to obtain rewards. Read a book or complete a random task issued by the system. ”

"Zhixing Entertainment System Novice Guide Task Started:"

[Beginner Tutorial Task 1: Please read a book carefully]

[Task reward: a number of skill points; Blind box*1】

Whether it is excellent literary and artistic works, or good acting skills, empathy skills required in singing, etc., are inseparable from the accumulation of culture and the observation of the world, and reading is one of the most effective ways......]

[Reminder, the tasks promulgated by this system are all recommended tasks, not mandatory tasks, and can be done or not done by the host.] 】

"Reading?" Xu Mu narrowed his eyes, "Do you really treat me as illiterate?" The illiterate is the earth star Xu Mu, what does it matter to my earth Xu Mu? ”

However, although he complained, Xu Mu knew it in his heart.

The so-called suggestion task in the system is like the advice of many supervisors during graduate school: "I suggest you stay in school for the summer to do experiments, and I suggest that you don't use my name if you have to submit this article......"

These suggestions are actually translated into one sentence: you must listen to the advice, child, or you will die.

"Book ......" Xu Mu stood up and glanced around.

Soon, he found two books on the coffee table.

A copy of "30 Ancient Poetry Appreciation (Youth Edition)".

A copy of "Into the Line Lesson".

It is the two books that the original body posted on Weibo last night to take pictures.

And at this moment, in Xu Mu's eyes.

There was a progress bar on each of those two books!

At the end of the progress bar, there is a chest-shaped button.

Xu Mu rubbed his hands, picked up one of them, and began to read.

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