9, I don't fall in love, as long as I promise to be in person [ask to follow]

"That's... Big brother, what do you call you? ”

"Liu Jizu, you can call me Azu if you like."

Liu Jizu locked the car and walked into the elevator, and the little girl also lowered her head and followed into the elevator.

"Ah Zhen, marry me, I have loved you for ten years, from elementary school to college graduation......."

"Die, we can't do it."

Two people are walking into the elevator from behind, one is wearing a suit, at first glance is a nerd with a small white-collar collar, and the other is wearing thick eyebrows, with a bit of posture, but wearing brand-name clothes and brand-name bags, obviously this beauty is unwilling to live in public housing for the rest of her life.

"Ah Zhen, give it a chance, after all, we grew up together as childhood sweethearts....."

"Okay, I'll give you a chance, No, I'm going up now, if you climb the stairs and show up at the elevator before I get out of the 15th floor, I'll agree to marry you."

"Really? You wait, I'll definitely catch up. The little suit looked excited, and immediately threw his briefcase to the ground and swished up the elevator.

After the elevator closed, the woman scoffed, where can a person outrun the elevator.

Liu Jizu plucked his ears, stepped forward silently, and pressed the elevator from 2 to 14.......

"Hey, what are you doing, you're sick." The woman named Ah Zhen scolded Liu Jizu with a sloppy face. "The old lady you or provoked you, why are you okay with the old lady."

After the second floor was opened, Liu Jizu saw that the panting little suit had just climbed to the second floor, shook his head, and wanted to help the other party, but this little brother was not in good health.

Liu Jizu pushed hard behind the twittering woman, pushed her into the arms of the little suit, and pressed the close button.

"Hey, little suit, I can only help you get here......"

The little suit suddenly came to her senses, and hurriedly thanked Liu Jizu, "Thank you, thank you, big brother-"

After the door closed, Liu Jizu faintly heard the screams of women and running stairs from outside, "Don't dream, I must go to the fifteenth floor before you....."

"Hee-hee-hee......"

Well?!

Liu Jizu looked behind him, Fang Min was covering his mouth and snickering, and when he saw him turn his head, he immediately closed his mouth.....

After getting out of the elevator, Fang Min walked to the door of his house, looked at Liu Jizu who was about to enter the house, and suddenly turned around and ran to his door.

Liu Jizu looked at Fang Min and smiled, "What are you doing?" Little girl, if I don't fall in love, I'll be exempt if I promise to be in person. ”

But a one-night stand can be considered.....

Fang Min blushed and shook his head, "No, no, I didn't mean that, I meant.... Thank you for saving me today, Brother Azu, and my name is Fang Min, and my nickname is Min Min....."

Liu Jizu smiled, took off his sunglasses, took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to her.

"Since you call me big brother, there will be little gangsters who will trouble you in the future, call me."

"Thanks.... Thanks...."

Boom!

Liu Jizu hadn't waited for the little girl Fang Min to finish speaking, he had already closed the door, and he was almost sleepy......

Fang Min: "........."

tense up all night, and then drank with Ah Hua and them until dawn, but when he went home and met the little girl Fang Min, he was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes......

Fang Min, who had just entered the house, was immediately seen by his eldest sister and stepmother Sister Ling [Spring Thirty Niang].

"Xiaomin, great, are you okay, just now someone said that I picked up your schoolbag downstairs, it scared me to death, what happened." Sister Ling asked nervously.

"I... It's okay, Sister Ling," Fang Min opened his mouth, and suddenly remembered the scene when Liu Jizu forced Huang Mao to kill people, and quickly remembered that it was difficult to explain, and denied that when the police asked, it would affect Brother Azu, who had just saved him.....

[Popping beads, I have something to do at night, I need to get some guys]

After Liu Jizu sent a message, he lay on the sofa groggily and fell asleep, what are you doing at night? Of course, he went to get rid of that Ding Yi crab, and he didn't encounter a single thing, since he was in the dark, he and the daughters of the Fang family were neighbors, so he couldn't say anything about it.

I can't look at such a cute little girl, like the original ending, I was coaxed and scared by Ding Yixie's little gangster, deceived and violated again and again, and finally contracted a venereal disease, and then ......

In his sleep, Liu Jizu looked at this bizarre dream, for a while, Ding Crab came to him to avenge the murder of his son, and then Ding Crab turned into Chu Xiangshuai holding a sword to find him to duel......

"Hoo ......"

After waking up, a cigarette, happy like a fairy-

After sleeping for nearly twelve hours, Liu Jizu finally woke up, drank a can of Coke in high spirits, and took a cigarette in Meimei.

looked at his phone, he sent a message in code words and popping beads, he had already received it, nodded, planned to go out and get something to eat, touched his whole body, and painted-

I forgot, the 10,000 yuan I took was stuffed into that little yellow hair, it was really ......

Knock Knock –

Liu Jizu walked to the next-door neighbor and knocked on the door, "Hey, little Jew, open the door...."

"Who~" After a while, the little Jew with black and straight black hair came to open the door.

"Hey, what are you doing, why are you uninvited, what are you doing sitting at the table?"

Liu Jizu sat on the dining table, lying on it, and said weakly, "Hey, little Jew, cook a bowl of noodles to eat, I'm so hungry, remember to add one more spoiled egg, and have an expired ham sausage." ”

Ruan Mei rolled her eyes, "I know, let's talk about it first, you have to charge money for this bowl of noodles." ”

"Collect it, you don't have to worry about debts, I like to see you slamming the door......"

Ruan Mei, that is, the little Jew, walked into the kitchen and began to boil water and cook noodles, Liu Jizu sat and waited to eat the overlord meal, every time he saw the little Jew looking painful, he couldn't help but want to take advantage of the other party....

"Hey, I'm just kidding, you won't really treat me with expired eggs and ham sausages this time, if I die, your money won't come back."

"Don't worry, I just bought ..... yesterday"

Liu Jizu shook his head, the character of the little Jew picks the door, likes to buy some things that are about to expire, because there are discounts, but he is reluctant to let her eat expired food for his grandmother.

Looking at her thin appearance, her stomach is not very good, and the figure she saved.

"What's the matter, Granny Cai is out?" Liu Jizu asked.

"Yes, she went out to meet a few old friends, and she said that I am old and want to introduce me..."

[PS, Sister Ling, the actor is a thirty mother of spring]