Chapter 329: A small side hustle of 100 million points
Lin Su suddenly appeared in the screenwriter column of the Spring Festival Gala sketches, and the first reaction of most people was not to believe it.
But take a closer look and contact the incident some time ago, this is true!
In addition to Lin Su's name, the two partners who appeared in the sketch, Chen Xianmin and Ying Qingshui, also surprised the audience.
"Whoa!! I'm coming to see Chen Xianmin! ”
"Wow, wow, wow, the sketch written by Lin Su can actually impress this pair of old partners, Chen Xianmin and Ying Qingshui!! This must be a particularly good script? ”
"I'll take a look, but ...... When did Su Shen study screenwriting? ”
"Mom, is Qinzhou finally rising?"
"I've been waiting for so long, I'll immediately call my friends and ask the people of Qinzhou to come over quickly!"
"Whoa! Didn't Mr. Chen Xianmin say it? There is no good script,"
"Don't say anything, I'll shake people."
……
With the exception of Qinzhou, almost all states have found a decline in viewership.
Qinzhou natives, return.
A small change with you is enough to cause a change in the rendering, Qinzhou people, can clearly see that the ratings in Qinzhou have begun to rise.
It's gone up like crazy.
At this point, the audience is already in place.
The fruit plate in front of the audience is full of sugar oranges and melon seed drinks.
Everyone was quite surprised by Chen Xianmin's appearance, but it was probably the old man who returned to the Spring Festival Gala after eight years!!
His sentence, the Spring Festival Gala sketch, its biggest theme is happiness, music is our biggest theme, your work can't educate people, that is, we have been in this educational process for 365 days, just this night, do you still educate him useful, just let him be happy, happiness is the theme, nothing else!
It has always been regarded by many people as a wise saying.
Originally, the Spring Festival Gala should have been happy.
At this point, the sketch has already begun.
Teacher Chen Xianmin, who was wearing a coat, carried white garlic on one shoulder, black mushrooms on the other shoulder, two pigeons in his hand, a bundle of green onions in his hand, and a little girl next to him, carrying a basket.
The moment Mr. Chen Xianmin appeared, the audience all laughed out loud.
This is due to the trust in Mr. Chen Xianmin, and it is also due to the newcomer of this sketch.
"Here it is, this is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, Scottish flirtation."
"Master, you read it the other way around, Scottish."
The audience will smile.
Sure enough, it was Mr. Chen Xianmin.
Throw the stalk at the beginning.
Simple words, combined with simple language, are particularly funny.
Immediately afterwards, the grandfather and grandson prepared 30,000 yuan to eat, and the result was ...... Didn't bring it.
When it was full, it was less than five hundred in the bag.
Plus the accent, it's extra funny.
"Waiter~"
Someone in a skirt and a little British style came out.
The audience cheered.
This is the encouragement that newcomers habitually give to newcomers.
"I'm sorry, uncle, we are a high-end hotel, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products."
Chen Xianmin: "No, we are eating. ”
Lou Wenjin tugged at the plaid scarf hanging around his neck, and said in some surprise, "Mom! Eat! ”
The swishing tone, coupled with the subtle expression, looks particularly funny.
The audience burst into laughter again.
"I said, girl, this meal is very important."
"Mom, who's the girl! I'm a pure man! ”
The audience laughed again, this voice with the skirt, plus the action, it really doesn't look like a pure master!!
"How do you wear a skirt??" Chen Xianmin asked in confusion.
"It's not a skirt, it's cropped pants, this has legs, oh my mom, the styling is off track, I said it's inconvenient to walk."
While talking, Lou Wenjin lifted the hem of the skirt and found that it was really not a skirt, but pants, and what was even funnier was that he only wore one trouser leg on both legs.
"That leg is left for someone else to wear."
……
The audience laughed completely.
"Hahahaha!!"
"This terrier is so novel!!"
"Two trouser legs, one for someone else!"
"XSWL, how can this stalk be so dense?"
on stage.
Chen Xianmin took out a face value, "This is a tip." ”
Then he asked tentatively, "The guest is here, you have to carry it for me when I order, and I will order expensive dishes." ”
Lou Wenjin understood in seconds, and then said, "I'll just say no?" ”
The audience also smiled this time.
I seem to understand this title for a moment.
"Not bad for money".
The audience at the Spring Festival Gala was already laughing and applauding wildly.
Backstage, the directors couldn't help but laugh, but they never laughed out loud, for fear of affecting the performance on the stage.
"This, the sketch is too amazing! No wonder the old Chen seniors will come out of the mountain again. ”
"This stalk is too dense, laughing from the beginning to the end."
"I've seen this rehearsal, and there are a lot of stalks in the back, and there are a lot of philosophical words, which are generally said through jokes."
"The combination of this group of people is a perfect match!! I'm going crazy with laughter. ”
"This script is said to have been handed in by Mr. Du's student, and this student's potential is too terrifying!"
"This is a good seedling!!"
……
The performance on stage continues.
The duel between the waiter and the old man in the Northeast is not over yet.
People are going on.
Invited distinguished guest came on the field.
He is Mr. Chen Xianmin's usual partner, and he is also one of the hosts of Qinzhou Selection and Qinzhou CCTV.
Yes, Lin Su changed the Avenue of Stars to Qinzhou selection.
The show is ongoing.
"Oh mom, Teacher Ying...... Teacher Ying is here!! ”
The waiter raised her delicate fingers and said in a thin voice.
"Teacher Ying'......"
At first glance, it is a fan who meets an idol.
This reaction is a little more realistic.
Chen Xianmin: "Who are you looking for?" ”
"I'm looking for the father of Zhao Tiezhu, the head of the Lianhua County Cultural Station." Slightly hesitant.
"Find the right one, this is Zhao Tiezhu's father." Teacher Chen Xianmin patted the shoulder of the little girl next to him and swore solemnly.
The little girl was obviously stunned, and explained a little crampedly: "No, this is ...... Zhao Tiezhu is my father. ”
"Yes, I'm Zhao Tiezhu's father." Teacher Chen Xianmin patted his chest and continued, "Aren't you looking for your father?" It's not ......"
"Just look for it."
The audience burst into laughter.
Miraculously, Teacher Ying really came, "Dad!" ”
Teacher Ying realized that he had made a mistake, and turned around sharply, scratching his head.
The burst of laughter at the scene reached its peak in an instant.
Countless applause came in an instant.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh.
on the web.
Bursts of laughter.
"Hahahaha!! I'm laughing to death! ”
"There are too many stalks in this sketch!!"
"Is this sketch really written by Su Shen? That's too high, isn't it? ”
"Hahahaha!"
"Su Shen really wrote a sketch?"
Today's first update~