Volume I Summary
There is no summary in the world.
But Miss Witch wrote it, so let's write it too!
About the first volume!
My evaluation is just one word!
Pretty! (∀)
Damn! I've never seen such a good-looking novel, and I'm going to give this handsome author with extraordinary looks a golden league!!
Hahaha!
Well, okay! Be serious!
Ahem, about this first volume!
I would like to make three points.
This-this-this-this first point! Mmmm, let's put it first! Because the second point is more important.
Let's start with the second point.
That's the second point!
It's very important, but to talk about it, we have to talk about the third point.
Ah~ This third point! Well, how to say it! It's harder to understand, and it complements the first point, so let's start with this first point!
Yes~
First, what do you want to talk about?
Well! Let's talk about this, this, and the weather first.
Yes! Recently, everyone also knows that the weather has suddenly turned cold, ah~ Many people have caught a cold.
Here~ The author would like to remind readers of this, this, this. It's very important to protect yourself from the cold in cold weather, and you don't have to worry about too many clothes!
If there's more, we can take it off!
What if it's less?
Then you can only pick up someone else's! Ay! This one takes off someone else's clothes! I've got some experience. Ay! Let's not talk about the specifics for now.
First of all, you have to have a stick.
Ay!
He doesn't move, so you can take it off!
Ahem, this and this, then again.
Ah, about this first volume!
I would like to give a strong suggestion to the readers.
That is: how do you speculate on the plot later!
You don't guess, how do I copy it-ah~ No, learn from the book review!
Ay! At this time, someone stood up again and spoke.
Hey, hey, what kind of plot did the garbage author write, how can people guess!
Ay!!!
When you ask this question, you grasp the subtleties of the real book and get to the end!
Because - probably- maybe- this sand sculpture novel is, indeed, it has no plot...
Embarrassing ̄□ ̄||
But don't panic!
All sit down, all sit down!
I want to say, I can see you here.
Happy?
Did you laugh out loud when you saw it?
If there is, then I think that's enough.
If not, come on, reach out your hands against the sides of your cheeks and push them up!
And then - laughed?
Hahaha!
Why are you so tired of going to work and studying every day!
Lao Tzu just wants to have fun every day!
What's wrong!
I can't write such a grand and handsome story with my childish and sparse words, but I think happiness is enough.
Maybe I'll try to write something new, too.
But, I suppose, when you quit the book, everything will fade.
You can't even remember the name of the main character, you can't remember the story that happened to him.
However, there is only happiness.
Only happiness.
Happiness never dies!
———— 2023.3.21 night