036 Modern Martial Arts Alliance Leader Conference

On the return car from the beach, Duan Yi saw a piece of news that people from all walks of life in the martial arts gathered in Yezhen and were about to hold a grand martial arts conference.

The reason why this news attracted Duan Yi was not because of the martial arts conference, but because it happened in the little-known wild town.

The martial arts conference with media participation is undoubtedly a commercial boo, and Duan Yi doesn't care.

As expected, on the day of the conference, the text of the media also described the scene in an obvious ridiculous tone, saying that several "heads" were learning "peerless martial arts" on the stage, and the whole slow-motion show showed off the fist and embroidered legs, which extremely tortured the audience's patience, until there were folk martial arts enthusiasts who wanted to shout on stage.

The head of the house said that the breadth and profundity of martial arts lies in communication, how can you fight and kill at every turn.

That's right, Duan Yi looked down at his mobile phone in the vegetable garden, thinking that the business operation was clumsy, and he didn't know what the organizer wanted.

The pictures that slide across the screen are not too eye-catching.

Is there really none?

The picture slides back.

A figure was too familiar, and Duan Yi's heartbeat instinctively accelerated.

How is she there! That woman named Lin Shuang! It feels like such a familiar but strange woman!

Duan Yi left home in a hurry, rode a motorcycle with obvious insufficient horsepower, and rushed to the Shishan Scenic Area in Yezhen.

The open area at the foot of the rocky mountain is full of all kinds of luxury cars. Duan Yi casually stuffed the motorcycle into the gap between the luxury cars, and hurried to the venue of yesterday's conference.

The stage that is being demolished, and the depression of the empty building is sent to the place.

Duan Yi searched around in despair, trying to find the familiar figure.

The expectation in my heart is so strong, but the loss in my heart is so deep!

Even if he hid in a far corner and secretly looked at her more, he would be satisfied!

Duan Yi wandered aimlessly at the foot of the stone mountain, and his restless soul could not be placed.

Lin Shuang, have you returned? Where do you go? The road to the north is tortuous and circuitous, have you been touched by an inevitable bump and moved your first love?

He wasn't sure if he was her first love!

Did you feel a little bit of concern for the people in the wild town?

There are so many people in Wild Town!

Duan Yi felt that he was dying, but he couldn't say exactly what it was!

It really can't be done, he needs to take a break and climb to the top of the stone mountain.

The entrance to the mountain was there, and Duan Yi walked straight to it.

"Tickets!" There was a person standing at the entrance, no counter, no window, and the man was holding his hands behind his back and coldly repeating "Tickets!" ”

"Then you can sell it to me!" Duan Yi said.

"Tickets!"

"You're going to sell me one!"

"Tickets!"

Conversations go into an endless loop.

Duan Yi walked straight through.

The mountain road twisted and turned, and after walking less than 100 meters, I met two people standing with their backs to their backs. Duan Yi walked to the front and was about to pass by, but was blocked by the other party.

"Tickets!"

"Where to buy?"

"Tickets!"

Again, the situation enters an endless loop.

This time, Duan Yi couldn't pass, although both of them had their hands behind their backs, their bodies across the road did not leave gaps, and their erect chests were very strong.

"Are you idiots?" Duan Yi felt that it was too hurtful to talk like this, but fortunately, the other party didn't mind at all. "I want to say do you have an IQ?"

"Tickets!"

"What the hell is it today!"

"Unspoken rules!"

Duan Yi pulled out a bill.

The other party did not loosen his hands on his back.

Duan pulled out one again.

Again, it didn't work.

Duan Yi put away the banknote and reached out to push it, trying to squeeze out the space to pass through.

The other party suddenly shot out and grabbed Duan Yi's wrist, Duan Yi quickly retracted and grabbed back, but failed.

Martial arts people! is definitely a genuine martial arts person, the other party unleashed a heavy punch to the point, Duan Yi pulled his arm in the process of dodging sideways with his fist, and the opponent's body was unstable forward, and there was a tendency to rush straight to the foot of the mountain.

Duan Yi grabbed the other party's clothes.

"Tickets received!" The other party gave way to the grape.

Less than 100 meters further on, I met three people who collected tickets.

Duan Yi and two didn't say a word and shot directly, divided by two in three strikes, and put down three big men.

Instead, they happily said, "Please come in, tickets received!" ”

Inexplicable day!

Duan Yi reached the top and immediately understood the meaning of the three ticket gates.

This is the top of the stone mountain where masters gather, and the boulder face of the mountain with a radius of several miles on the top of the mountain quietly reveals the vicissitudes of ancient times.

Duan Yi was suddenly overwhelmed with excitement, searching through the crowd, he was sure that no matter from any angle, it only took a round of glances to recognize her figure.

Lin Shuang is in.

However, beside her is still the heroic, mature and steady middle-aged man, the man who claims to be the sixth uncle.

Duan Yi pushed aside the crowd that was disturbed and sideways, there was nothing else in his eyes at the moment, his heartbeat was completely messy, and when he got closer, a long-lost and familiar fragrance came to his nose, and he stretched out his fingers and gently touched her soft shoulder. The sixth uncle has seen all this.

Lin Shuang turned his head, his expression showing fleeting surprise.

"Hey!" Duan Yi was so excited that he couldn't speak. looked at her directly, and her beautiful face had a mature charm at this moment. His vocal cords were completely out of control and he didn't feel like he was speaking. "Are you being taken care of by this old man?"

"Oh?" The sixth uncle pretended to be surprised. "How can he tell!"

"Hehe, he's the sixth uncle." Lin Shuang's expression was trying to resolve some of the embarrassment in the situation, trying to hide some secrets related to it.

"Could it be that the title of Sixth Uncle has nothing to do with fostering?" Duan Yi calmed down slightly.

"Where do you think of it?" Lin Shuang said. "How could that kind of thing happen to me, that kind of thing is disgusting to think about."

"Okay." Duan Yi said. "I believe you when you say it. But why is this man by your side, with you? ”

"Thisβ€”" Lin said as he walked away from the crowd. "I'm afraid you'll ask."

"Is there anything you're afraid to ask?" Duan Yi asked.

"Do you remember the first time we met?" Lin Shuang said.

"Never forget," Duan Yi said. "We all looked at books that weren't quite normal in the library that time."

"Not that time, the one in the college studio." Lin Shuang said. "I said I was doing martial arts theory research."

"Oh!" Duan Yi was thoughtful. "You can also become a master when you study the secrets of retreat."

"I said I was doing theoretical research," Mr. Lin said. "Actually, I know martial arts."

"You're more like a weak woman." Duan Yi said.

"And I have a gang with me." Lin Shuang said. "Uncle Sixth is just one of his subordinates."

"Oh, the female helper!"

"I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it." Lin Shuang said. "In addition, the martial arts are unpredictable, and enmity is inevitable, I'm afraid that they will threaten you."

"How do I sound without the slightest repulsion," Duan Yi said. "I think I can take it."

"Really?" Lin Shuang said. "My family and friends can't accept it, girls shouldn't come out like this and show their faces, and sometimes it's even inevitable to fight and kill."

"That's a bit inappropriate." Duan Yi said. "It's so unscrupulous."

"And you," Lin Shuang said. "Sven can write books. I'm afraid you don't think it's appropriate. ”

"Who said that," Duan Yi said. "You have made me lose interest in all women except you, without your news, I don't know what to do, the way you disappeared is so cruel!"

"I don't want to," Lin said. "You don't know how uncomfortable it is for me to cut ties with you."

"I don't understand that," Duan Yi said. "Who can force you to do that?"

"It's not because," Mr. Lin said. "It's not because you never said you loved me!"

"What? Because of this? Duan Yi thought this answer was incredible. I talk to you every day and say I like your voice, but you don't even know I love you! ”

"Who knows, you just said you like the feeling of staying in touch." Lin Shuang said. "You didn't say you loved me, and you didn't say you wanted to marry me."

"Oh!" Duan Yixin is like a knife. "You can ask!"

"What's embarrassing, people are women after all." Lin Shuang said.

"Oh-" Duan Yi said. "So, let's get married!"

"I'm married!" Lin Shuang said. "And I have children."

"Oh! Who is he? ”

"I told you, the one who called for complaints." Lin Shuang said.

"The psychologically unbalanced old man who was abandoned by his wife?"

"His name is Retort Sword."

"You are obviously very resistant, why did you take advantage of him?" Duan Yi felt very bad, so bad that life was worse than death. "Do you feel like sleeping with him?"

"So I told him to play landlord all day long, and I fell asleep by myself every night." Lin Shuang said.

Duan Yi didn't want to imagine that picture of life, and it hurt to think about it, and that picture was not necessarily out of balance.

"I told you that someone brazenly fell for it, and the sense of existence created was terrible. One day, I stayed at work and talked to you until late at night, and when I got home, my sister's child was crying heartbreakingly, and the sword was coaxing. My mother scolded as soon as she opened her mouth, she said that you are like this now, you still want to pick and choose, and take a good look at the reality. Lin Shuang said. I was so desperate, I felt like my life was over. ”

"It's only more than twenty o'clock, how can you finish it!" Duan Yi said.

"And it's really over now!" Lin Shuang said. "Later, I found out that Yongjian was a drunkard, and after drinking, he would beat people, just beat me, and beat my sister's child."

"What a beautiful girl," Duan Yi said. "Destroyed by such beasts!"

"When I gave birth, he was looking for a woman outside!" Lin Shuang said.

"Such a failed man has a woman outside!" Duan Yi said.

"If it's a little girl, forget it," Lin Shuang said with a smile. "It turned out to be the old boss in his unit, disgusting to death!"

"Oh!"

"So I went out with the child before the full moon, and I didn't want the house, and he was enough at that time, and I basically made up the money to buy a house." Lin Shuang said. "It's really hard for me to go out for confinement alone."

"Cheap guy." Duan Yi said. "Confinement colds may leave rheumatism!"

"So, I feel like my life is completely over!" Tears oozed from the corners of Lin's eyes. "Duan Yi, I'm really finished!"

"It's not good to cry on such a white pretty face!" Duan Yi wiped the tears from her face with the back of his fingers. "How do I think you're not done!"

"As a martial arts master, but living in an unknown underground world, yesterday we were still a clown at the foot of the mountain for the existence of martial arts. Today, on the top of this isolated stone mountain, I announce the official opening of the Martial Arts Alliance Leader Conference! On the natural boulder platform, an old man shouted loudly.

No speakers, no microphones, hard work for that old man!

"He is the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance." Lin Shuang said. "Oh, how did you get up?"

"I'm a local." Duan Yi said. "It's a big trail up the mountain. Is the leader of the martial arts alliance the strongest in martial arts? ”

"No, I can only play the role of a peacemaker at all." Lin Shuang said. "The relationship between the various sects of modern martial arts is intertwined, and no one dares to come out in a way of fighting for hegemony. The leader of the alliance is elected by everyone. ”

"So what's the point of this martial arts alliance leader conference?" Duan Yi asked. "I'm just here to see the excitement, do you like to watch the excitement!"

"No, modern martial arts, under the unspoken rules that must not shock the world, the annual alliance leader conference happens to solve the problem of inheritance and development in the most convenient way. Inheritance and development, all major factions are in this prosperous and impetuous world, putting it in the first place, followed by the secret competition of gang strength. Lin Shuang said. Later, you will find that most of the people who invite and who come to the stage to communicate have conflicts of interest, and a few actions on the stage can lead to a major reshuffle in the outside market, and even a large fluctuation in the stock market. ”

"No wonder the domestic stock market is completely unpredictable!" Duan Yi said.

On the high platform, the leader of the alliance sincerely thanked the masters from all walks of life for participating in the meeting, saying that the concerted efforts of all major factions will be able to better solve the problem of the inheritance and development of Chinese treasures.

"Martial arts is a distant memory that we can never let go of in our hearts. Martial arts feelings flow in our endless blood. We are moved by the excitement that martial arts brings to this impetuous world! The leader of the alliance shook his fist. Long live the martial arts! ”

"Long live the martial arts!" The crowd followed.

"Leaders have the ability to hypnosis." Duan Yi said in Lin Shuang's ear.

"That's a must-have." Lin Shuang said. "A training course for a leader is worth a million."

On the high platform, the leader of the alliance announced that the following was a routine martial arts exchange session.

"What I did yesterday was a martial arts exchange, and what I want to do today is a martial arts exchange," the alliance leader shouted. "Everyone, please distinguish carefully!"

"What is the difference between martial arts and martial arts?" Duan Yi asked.

"Martial arts are used to perform flower fists and embroidered legs, martial arts, not suitable for watching." Lin Shuang said.

Someone flew up to the platform.

Unbelievable, how did he do it? A somersault went up!

"It's incredible," Duan Yi said. "I always thought that light gong and qigong were rumors that didn't exist."

"Yes," Mr. Lin said. "But it's not as exaggerated as the rumors."

"If the instantaneous contraction of the muscles alone is not enough to release enough power to catapult him, he must have mastered the technique of compressing the bones, and the grasshopper's hind legs have this skill, just like slowly compressing a spring, accumulating enough energy and releasing it instantly, it can achieve an incredible bounce height." Duan Yi said.

"I think you're suitable for research!" Lin Shuang said.

"Praying Mantis Boxing, please toad gong!" The people on the stage shouted.

"The praying mantis will not kill itself against the toad!" Duan Yi said.

"That's not necessarily, some partial martial arts also have their wonders." Lin Shuang said. "I've come across a move called Dragonfly Dotting Water, and the dexterity of the dragonfly is really contained in the playful movements, which makes the opponent want to go crazy for no reason."

The praying mantis on the stage vented the toad's anger after a few minutes.

Substitution.

"Qinglong, please Tai Chi!"

There was a sigh from the audience.