No matter which department of the Lighthouse Country is dedicated to peeping, anyway, the high-definition camera can't peek into the conversation of the two Oriental masters.

The conversation before the duel was replayed countless times in Duan Yi's mind, and the topic had nothing to do with the secrecy of the firecracker.

The thirst-quenching students used the Chinese knowledge they had acquired in the past ten years to spit out no firecracker-related words for their mouth shapes.

In the abandoned factory, rivals in love are very red when they meet.

Duan Yi had been thinking countless times, if he met one day, he would definitely go up and beat him up first, he wouldn't ask why, and he wouldn't even shout a name that he would rather not remember, and the word Li Jian, who was with the word disgusting, why should he? Just because his father is Lao Li? How many ignorant girls can ravage the world as much as they want?

"Why are you?" Duan Yi lightly opened a thin, dry cracked lip.

"What?" Li Jian looked ignorant.

"Why is it devastated—"

"Oh, are you still thinking about my mother-in-law?" Li Jian's tone was slightly arrogant. "I think why can you be so disgusting with such a dick! It can be taken for granted between the school grass and the school flower. ”

"......" Duan Yi had something to say, uh in his throat.

"I'm thinking, since that beautiful girl would rather throw away her soul and throw herself into my arms in exchange for your indefinite, yes, indefinite minus three years or indefinitely, then, why don't I cherish that precious body!"

"Soul for Indefinite—"

"Do you think I really don't care about being snatched away from me? Especially a dick silk man like you who is useless but casually hugs a beauty? Li Jian laughed. Oh – where have I seen you! I think it's in a dream! This cheap dream really scared the baby to death, the love road in the baby's life, which step is not paved with real money? Every woman who cried in the BMW was frightened by the romance of diamonds and knives! You really think it's so easy to be a national husband! ”

"You're too much, you're negative, you're indecent, and besides, I don't appreciate the so-called national husband image at all," Duan Yi said excitedly but calmly. "A woman like Lin Shuang, you are really unworthy. As for the fact that the cabbage arched the pig, tonight I can only hold the pig knife. ”

"If it weren't for you, she would be my wife for the rest of my life." Li Jian gritted his teeth. "You really think the prodigal son is merciless!"

"If it weren't for you, I'd rather her have a dull life," Duan Yi said. "I'm just the delivery guy who has been waiting for her all her life-"

"A good family and a delivery man? The extremely obscene dick, I really feel sorry for countless good girls! ”

"Is she good to you?" Duan Yi really wanted to know how Lin Shuang felt about such a man, and his curiosity was mixed with all the almost perverted feelings of men and women in his heart.

"Lin Shuang's girl? Uh-huh, an absolutely good wife and mother, she took care of all the furniture with her scholarship and went out of the house! ”

"Oh-" Duan Yi said. "I don't think you're any longer human."

"What about you? How much humanity is left to face that remnant flower? Second-hand goods, no, a few hands, what is the old man's name, I don't remember, that spicy hand destroys flowers, grandma's, I am ruthless, others are always at your fingertips! Your humanity, the messenger of the remnants of the flowers? ”

"I think I'm more cruel than you to be able to let this conversation continue—" Duan Yi said coldly. "I'm going to take your dog's life illegally tonight!"

"Yes, the law doesn't allow me to die!"

"Grandma's." Duan Yi knew that the author would automatically replace swear words with star characters, so he scolded as much as he could.

By borrowing the sixth sense of nothingness, the silver dollar thrown casually intercepted the flying knife on the trajectory of the flying knife, and the skillful magic technique conjured the Xiao Li flying knife.

Psychological tactics won the first battle.

This dialogue, which is almost cruel to women, is replayed thousands of times in Duan Yi's almost short-circuited mind.

The sneer on the corner of his mouth is almost ruthless!

Back then, the hero of pleasure actually lived in dreams more than reality, which happened to be a microcosm of Gu Long's master Gu Fang's self-appreciation. Do you say that the tip of a brush is hard or the spike of a knife is hard? Unknown.

In ancient times, when the drama was not as important as that of a witch, the monotonous entertainment method was to get drunk day and night.

In the drunken and hazy world, there will always be a woman in white who exists like a witch!

He couldn't even call her name, but asked repeatedly: Who are you?

When I was looking forward to replying, I dreamed back to reality, and returned to the bleak lady who was widowed in reality.

The real interrogation broke her heart? It's obviously your wife, but you keep asking: Who are you?

Anyway, there is no need to seriously distinguish between this dream and reality? Anyway, when you can't fly, you must be living in a boring reality.

After getting married, the lady even said: It turns out that your name is Xunhuan!

Well, it's flat, no one knows anyone anyway.

Fortunately, the grandson is a dragon fetus!

actually used the image of public figures to interpret what is patriarchy?

Duan Yi asked, "Why do you prefer sons over women?" Don't you think the supremacy of women is more artistic? ”

"I don't care, it's Li Weng who likes children." Xiao Li understated it, and that tone was just like the ancient ancestor who was drugged and couldn't wake up. "As for the female overlord, I have one in my family!"

"Who is the female overlord of the family? Did you drink? ”

"Can the Li family still be considered a Li family if they don't drink?"

"Does your overlord know that you drink?"

"You say Queen Liu Yan? I don't know what to think, even if I dominate the Central Plains, I still want to dominate the world! ”

"What is the world?"

"The world is the whole world centered on the Central Plains! Isn't it? ”

"You know a little bit about history."

"Do you know that the modern island nation is still haunted by the two firecrackers littered by the lighthouse nation in World War II? Do you know that when the women of good families in the island country are also regarded as actresses on the street, and they have to swallow their anger when they are molested by the soldiers of the lighthouse country, what is still brewing in the careful eyes of the island country? ”

"Borrowed or repaid?"

"It's a master after all! Half of what you said was comprehended by you, your wisdom made me hate the agents of the pure technology faction of the Lighthouse Country, and the low IQ made me feel terrible. ”

"Two firecrackers are two cities!" Duan Yi said. "Your property in the Lighthouse Nation is about to disappear."

"We bought several times as much insurance."

"You really know about financial investment!" Duan Yi said. "But when you detonate it, you also turn into a miasma."

"We have sports cars that can fly 300 yards."

"The flames are chasing the back of your car, connecting with the blue flames of the exhaust pipe?"

"Yes, this is the falling position when Iron Man threw the firecracker into the black hole!"

"Actually, I'm also a big movie enthusiast, but I don't need to explain the specific technical details to you without oriental wisdom, I think you will also use the flame of the exhaust pipe to light firecrackers."

"That's the plan!"

"When I was a child, I lit firecrackers and fried cow poop during the New Year, was it splashed?"

"I live in the city, I have blown up the sewers, and I still have palpitations when I think of the manhole cover flying!"

"Hmm!" Duan Yi said. "We could have been brothers, if we had known each other since childhood."

"The countrymen want to climb the dragon and the phoenix, and they don't hide it, this disgusting to me!"

"It's disgusting to me, too!" Duan Yixin couldn't express it to anyone. "Is your Queen Liu Yan your female boss? Do you live on the Upper East Side? ”

"Yes, where else is the rich in the world?"

"I don't want to say it!" Duan Yi felt a trace of bitterness in his heart. "Why can't you see the action of your throwing knife? I remember that when the shrimp crushed the snail shell, it was impossible to catch it. Your arm must be a spring! ”

Xiao Li is noncommittal!

"Inside but not outside, men not women!"

Grandma's! Don't be so thorough in patriarchy!