Yesterday I accidentally sent four chapters.,In order to ensure the rhythm when it is put on the shelves.,Two of the chapters are retracted and re-issued tonight.,To make compensation.,Send two more chapters of the biography.。

Biography: Sex Life in the Sitcom World (1)

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Edward sat alone on the edge of the bed, looking at his dead wife and long-established son in the photo, his gray beard soaked with tears.

Next to him, a traffic policeman sitting.

Edward immediately smiled at the traffic police, but there was a sigh in his heart.

It's been forty-eight years!!

Forty-eight years ago, Edward was driving speeding and was unfortunately stopped by the traffic police, but Edward was also a person who immediately possessed the actor and told the traffic police a lie about escaping a ticket:

"Sir, my wife is in the hospital and is about to give birth!!"

"Which hospital?"

"Uh... It's the Zhongnan General Hospital not far ahead, and I'm here..."

"Follow me, I'll take you."

The traffic policeman was a warm-hearted man, and immediately drove the police car in front of the road and took Edward to the Central South General Hospital that he claimed.

Here, Edward claims to have a wife who is about to have a baby...

But how could Edward be stumped by such a trifle?

As soon as the front desk asked, it was immediately from a bunch of girls who had just given birth to a child and their father didn't come... Picked one.

Don't say it, the girl is quite sassy.

Edward's legendary life began.

Children learn to walk, and traffic police read magazines on the side.

The child blows out the candles, and the traffic police eat cake on the side.

The child eats ice cream and asks the traffic police if they want a bite.

His wife was diagnosed with cancer, and the traffic police comforted her.

At his wife's funeral, the traffic police helped maintain order.

Eighteen years have passed!!

Child... Went to college!!

The traffic policeman only patted Edward on the shoulder: "I'm proud of you, and besides, I'm going to eat filet mignon tonight." ”

Twenty-eight years have passed!!

"I heard that the roast duck in Chinatown is good, let's go together in the evening."

"Uh... Good. ”

Thirty-eight years have passed!!

"You're going to have to eat less high-cholesterol stuff."

"Yes, but, sir, why are you so young that you don't have a single gray hair?"

"I'm well maintained."

The traffic policeman said, while taking out a cup of holy water and filling it with juice to drink.

Forty-eight years have passed!!

"Hey... All right. The traffic police patted Edward on the shoulder.

"This time, I will give you a verbal warning and will not give you a ticket."

With that, the traffic police left Edward's house.

Looking at the back of the traffic policeman, Edward held the photo in his hand, and tears welled up.

"Yay~~~Escaped a catastrophe~~~"

【Ding! 】

[Mission]: Find a good man who can accompany her mother and son for the life of a pregnant girl who has been abandoned by a man

【Done!】 】

[Quest Reward]: 3 cm

"Whew~~~"

A task that has been done for forty-eight years.

Paul said, taking off his police hat and fanning himself.

It doesn't matter, if you're on vacation, you should look like you're on vacation.

Paul thought so as he returned to his lodgings.

His abode in this world, called the Supersky, was built among the dark green trees, with two spherical arches and a slightly raised dome on the top floor.

Close your eyes and imagine what it would look like.

This building is not for everyone.

Residents have strict requirements for each other.

The age should not be too young, but it should not be too big, and it should not be too handsome, but it must not be ugly.

Each household can only have one bed, and there can only be one pillow on the bed, and the toilet seat will be cocked immediately after it is lowered.

The owners' committee inspects them weekly.

Everything is done to tell the beauties that they can leave when they are done, and never have any illusions about the owner of the apartment.

Most of the young cadres who meet the conditions for moving in are young cadres of enterprises, and their wealth cannot be listed in Forbes, but they are more than enough to sing songs every night.

So the nightlife of the building is extremely rich.

Lao Tzu has money, but if he has to live here, what should he do?

Yes!

Three years ago, an old man with a sixtieth birthday came in, and as a sign of welcome, the other residents placed gifts outside his door every day.

Warm, surrounded by flies.

It was the last unqualified person who didn't know how to move into an apartment.

The rules of the building are chaired by the chairman of the Owners' Committee, Barney. Stinson formulated and wrote into the 'Pickle Girl Book' that he is proud of.

Vice-Chair Paul. Tibbetts wrote an inscription at the entrance of the building:

When talking about marriage, please go elsewhere, be emotionally single-minded, and don't enter the door!!

When he returned home and opened the door, Paul was shocked to see a blonde girl rolling off the couch, looking like she had been caught and raped in bed.

Paul was stunned for a moment, and always felt that he was also on the sofa.

"Hey, Mr. Tibbetts, came back so early?"

Paul narrowed his eyes angrily, "Caroline, are you here to sleep while I'm not here?" ”

"Where, I'm just doing a deep cleaning of the couch." Caroline. Channing struggled to his feet, still wearing the yellow waiter uniform he wore for the night shift at the restaurant.

"What about your sister?" Paul asked again.

"Sleeping in the bedroom... Cleaning in the bedroom. ”

Caroline said, rushing into the bedroom and whispering, "Max, Mr. Tibbetts is back, get up soon!! ”

"I'm annoyed, purr~purr~"

"Hey, hey, it's too much!!" Caroline urged in a low voice, "I found this job with great difficulty, if you lose it, where can you find a place where you can sleep secretly, drink secretly, and watch movies secretly." ”

"Purr ~ Purr ~~"

Paul was used to it, and he didn't bother to go in and watch Max snoring on his bed, pour himself a glass of whiskey, and sit comfortably on the couch.

It was ten minutes before Caroline pushed a sleepy-eyed Max out.

Unlike Caroline, who is educated and educated, Max has nothing but his chest.

Especially politeness.

"Paul, I only have such a high-quality sleep time every day, and you have been disturbed."

Max snatched the wine from Paul's hand and drank it down: "You're such a Sven person, can you not be like those boyfriends of mine who never say 'I'm in.'" ”

“... I'm sorry, but next time I go back to my house, I'll be sure to say hello to you first. ”

"Did you have another party last night?" Max said, tossing bottles, cakes, and underwear into the trash.

Some of those underwear were left unintentionally, and some were left intentionally.

Use the site to find a reason to come back again.

"yes." Paul rubbed his temples, "I didn't want to rest, but Barney had to open it, and he had to come to me." ”

Do you think Paul really spent forty-eight years staring at Edward?

Paul was not that patient.

He just teleported and used the afterimage to make Edward think he was there all along.

"I've invited all the feminine products out of the room." Max looked at Paul leisurely, "Except for you." ”

"Your mouth is still like a whip..."

"Hey, I used to have a boyfriend who said the same thing, and I didn't accept any rebuttals, so I had to go to the thrift market and find a real whip for him to compare..."

"That!" Caroline interrupts Max to avoid Paul calling the police, "You have a delivery. ”

"Courier?"

"yes." Caroline said, putting a... The courier that had been opened was taken to Paul.

"Why has it been taken apart..."

"Please don't worry about the little details."

Paul shook his head helplessly and looked into the delivery bag.

Hey, it's a pie... Videotape.

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Barney. Stinson from "Mom and Dad's Romance"

Caroline, Max from "Brocade Sisters"