The test questions that made the three Gu brothers dumbfounded
Gu Sangjue pursed his lips and looked forward, looking at the appearance of Dean Huaiyu's elder god, he didn't know why, he had an urge to hit someone.
After Huai Yu glanced at the three of them looking at the test questions seriously, he sat on the chair directly above him and closed his eyes.
Gu Sangjue took a deep breath and looked at his test questions, what is the first question, what did people evolve from?
The second question, came first, the chicken or the egg?
The third question is, how many years will the sea dry up?
The fourth question is, when will humanity perish?
The nth question, is there any other universe besides this world? If so, how big is that universe?
Looking at these questions, Gu Sangjue's eyebrows jumped suddenly, his mouth stretched into a straight line, he thought for a while, and began to pick up the pen and write it word by word.
Gu Sangliu's eyes widened in surprise when he looked at the question above him, what the hell is this?
The first question, which of your facial features do you like the most?
Second question, what would you most like to do?
The third question, who do you admire the most?
The fourth question, if one day, your daughter-in-law falls into the water with your mother, who will you save first?
Fifth, please introduce yourself, from hobbies, three views, morality, and other aspects.
The nth question, do you believe that the species in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" are real?
Gu Sangliu grinded his teeth fiercely, raised his head and stared at Huaiyu who was already squinting and about to fall asleep.
Is there something strange about this old man? What are these questions? If he really participated in the imperial examination, he would not take these stupid questions.
It had nothing to do with the Four Books and Five Classics he had read, and he now had great doubts about the teaching of Yifu Academy.
He was very skeptical that the authority of this academy was not touted by others with their mouths, and in fact it was not so good?
Gu Sangliu closed his eyes fiercely, and turned his head to look at Xiao Sangshu's test paper, because from a distance, he couldn't see what questions were written on it.
Just look at the question above is much shorter.
And Xiao Sang Shu looked at his test questions, and the corners of his lips outlined a shallow arc.
Xiao Sang Shu was stunned when he first saw the test questions, but soon, he started to write.
Because, the first question is, do you like your family? How will it be good for them in the future?
Like family? This is a very positive answer, Xiao Sang Shu picked up the pen and quickly replied on the paper.
Fortunately, Yu Bao did not forget to let Xiao Sang Shu write with a fountain pen while practicing calligraphy at the same time, neither of which fell behind.
At this moment, Xiao Sang Shu pinched the brush and wrote on the paper very smoothly.
Xiao Sangshu's second question is, what kind of person do you want to be in the future?
Xiao Sang Shu wrote after reading the pen that he wanted to become an adult who could shelter Yubao, his father, his mother and his brothers.
After answering the first two questions, Xiao Sangshu saw that the following three questions were written silently in the original text of "Disciple Rules", "Three Character Classics", and "Thousand Character Text".
Xiao Sang Shu thought about it, if all three articles were written silently, he would definitely not be able to finish writing, and after thinking about it, Xiao Sang Shu disconnected them from the middle, he could write half of each one first, and if there was enough time later, he would make up for them one by one.
Thinking about it this way, Xiao Sang Shu felt that it was very feasible, and immediately picked up the pen and began to write.
Xiao Sang Shu is very relaxed and comfortable, at most there are more words, and his two brothers are not as good as his side.
Not only do you have to answer these questions about catching horses, but you also have to scratch your ears and cheeks and think about how these questions should be answered.
Gu Sangjue and Gu Sangliu both wanted to die at this time, they had never been so painful, this was even more uncomfortable than killing them.
Whose entrance test questions are like this, they really haven't seen it, and the two boys want to cry without tears at the moment.
Time is spent in the passage of time bit by bit, at the moment when the three brothers put down the pen, the old man Huaiyu on the stage opened his eyes, stared at the three brothers below with a smile in his eyes, and said, "It's time." ”
Looking at the eyes of these two big ones who couldn't wait to eat him, Huai Yu's heart was simply happy, he liked to see these people want to beat him but couldn't.
Huaiyu's wrinkled face was even more wrinkled, his eyes drooped slightly, and his eyes were full of ridicule.
Xiao Sangshu wrote that at the end, there was still one article that was not written, and half of it was not written.
There is not enough time, Xiao Sangshu is writing, and he is also constantly looking at the brothers on both sides with his spare eyes, at the moment when the time comes, he has just finished writing the "Disciple Rules" and the "Three Character Classic", as for the "Thousand Character Text", it is indeed half away, but seeing that the two brothers have stopped writing, Xiao Sang Shu knows that the time is up.
For Xiao Sangshu, there are still some regrets after all.
And after Gu Sangjue and Gu Sangliu finished answering the question, the whole person was about to collapse, and the two brothers glanced at each other tiredly, this is really not what people answered.
The questions asked are more outrageous than the other.
Huai Yu came over and collected the test questions on the table of the three of them, and called Xu Dong, who had been waiting outside the door, to come in.
When he brought the three Gu Sangjue brothers to the entrance test, he met Xu Dong at the corner, Huaiyu walked over at that time, suddenly turned around, and called Xu Dong over in the back, and when the three Gu Sangjue brothers answered the question, Xu Dong was sitting at the table outside the door.
Xu Tong heard the dean calling him, and immediately ran in excitedly, "Dean Huaiyu, what's the matter with you?" ”
"Take these three brothers back to the living room, the old man is now going to ask the masters to review the test papers."
After Huai Yu finished speaking, he was about to leave with the test questions, and at the moment when he was about to go out, Huai Yu turned around and asked, "What are the names of your three boys?" ”
Gu Sangjue forcibly suppressed the depression in his heart, but still pulled out a smile, and said, "Back to the dean, student Gu Sangjue." ”
Gu Sangliu's face was expressionless at the moment, and a pair of peach blossom eyes like water mist were dark and dull, and said, "My name is Gu Sangliu." ”
Xiao Sangshu still smiled at Huaiyu with an innocent look and said, "Sir, my name is Gu Sangshu." ”
Huai Yu looked at the aggrieved appearance of the two brothers, and was about to laugh crazy in his heart, but he didn't show it at all, he just nodded pretending to be upright, and said, "The name is good." ”
Then, he turned around and strode out of the entrance test room.
He was afraid that if he stayed, he would break his work in front of these little guys, which would damage his image as an elder literati.
Just now Xu Dong looked at the dean's "bad" teasing scene, a handsome face was about to be distorted, it was really when you first came into contact with the dean, you found that this was an "elder", but later you will find out that this is an old naughty boy.
Xu Dong saw that the dean had already run away in stride, and hurriedly adjusted his emotions, looked at Gu Sangjue and the others and said, "Everyone, please come with me." ”
After speaking, Xu Dong walked in front first.
Tan Yuyue was waiting in the living room very anxiously, and she didn't know if the three children's exams went well.
Xu Dong obeyed Huaiyu's instructions and brought the three of them to the waiting room, respectfully saluted Tan Yuyue, and said gently: "Mrs. Gu, you have been waiting here for a long time, the dean has already reviewed the test questions of the sons with the masters, wait a while, and there will be results." ”
"Please wait a moment with the three sons, and Xiaosheng will go to work first."