Chapter 48: Over the Pound
Today is just the beginning of spring, the ancient town seems to be the most Jiangnan, the sky is fluttering and drizzling, if it is a little bigger, it will definitely flow from the eaves to the river, that kind of cozy feeling, always unforgettable.
Candy shoes stepped on the bluestone slab again, this time it may be a little slippery, and it is still a "knock" sound! It's 11 o'clock, there are no lights in the ancient town, the dim street lamps are blocked by leaves, and the light can't see the road clearly, Gu Xian saw this scene and immediately remembered a joke: "Miss Shangguan, pay attention to safety when the road is slippery, does this road feel much smoother than when you came just now, and it saves effort to walk, right?"
"How so? It's slippery when it rains a little, but it's not silky, right? Shangguan Ruilin replied seriously.
"Then you have a piece of chocolate!" Gu Xian is also serious.
"Why?" Shangguan Ruilin was puzzled.
"Eat chocolate on a rainy day, double as silky!" Gu Xian told a bad joke.
"I feel cold when you joke in Hawaii, hahahahahaha!" Shangguan Ruilin still laughed, many people think cold jokes are not funny, but as long as they don't feel embarrassed, the effect is often better than hot jokes.
"Ahh Shangguan Ruilin grabbed Gu Xian's arm, sank down, and said with a crying voice: "It's all your fault, what kind of silky jokes to tell, I broke my foot!" It hurts, ah! Yes! ”
Gu Xian hurriedly dragged Shangguan Ruilin's arms with both hands, easily helped him to the stone steps in front of the store on the side of the road and sat down, squatted down to hold up Shangguan Ruilin's feet and said, "Is this the foot?"
"Well, it hurts!" Shangguan Ruilin replied with a crying voice.
"Wait a minute!" Gu Xian took off her candy shoes, put her little feet on her bag, turned around and went to the door of the store next to her to find a glass soda bottle, folded it back and wiped the rain on the bottle with her handkerchief, and then pasted the soda bottle on Shangguan Ruilin's feet.
"Ah, it's so cool!"
"I've learned emergency first aid, rest assured that this is how to deal with it, Jio Wei is broken, I need ice, but I can't ice for too long, I will get frostbite twice, and now it's cold, this glass bottle is just right. Why is this jiojio so small, not as big as my hand? Hahaha" Gu Xian told her jokes to distract from the pain, which was also part of his learning about emergency first aid.
"It's amazing, it doesn't hurt anymore!" Shangguan Ruilin's tone was full of curiosity!
"Brother Xian, you can't be a fool of nothing, you can see everything, right! After two more minutes, you can take a look and maybe you can go. Gu Xian looked at the phone and put on the candy shoes as soon as she arrived for two minutes, helped her up and said, "Let's go!"
"It doesn't hurt, but my feet can't work!" Shangguan Ruilin took Gu Xian's arm and moved two steps forward before stopping.
"What should I do? I'll carry you, right? Gu Xian wanted to go home and sleep quickly.
"No, I'm wearing a trench coat with a skirt in it, and it's too ugly to carry on my back. No! "Shangguan Ruilin will not agree to the ugly state on her back even if she dies.
"Who's watching you at night?"
"That's not going to work either! No, what if a store doesn't close? "Shangguan Ruilin is an extremely beautiful girl.
"That's all there is to it!" Gu Xian put his bag in Shangguan Ruilin's hand, held her back with one hand, hooked her legs with the other, and bent her legs with the other, waist and horse together, and picked up the princess directly with her arms!
"Ahh Shangguan Ruilin was shocked by this move, and in an instant, she calmed down again and said softly: "I'm so heavy, it's too tiring to hold like this."
"You should be able to tell that I'm a practitioner! You've got 130 pounds, it's easy. Feel relieved. "Gu Xianren is tall and has a big horse to hold a little girl like Shangguan Ruilin, and it is very easy to hold a little girl, and she usually exercises regularly.
"Phew! You're only 130 pounds, me, I'm less than 100, okay? Shangguan Ruilin didn't want to be slandered as 130 catties, so she quickly corrected it.
"You definitely have 100 pounds, I often lift barbells, don't I know? I'll see! Gu Xian checked it up and down.
"Go, I'm not a barbell! Hate to die. Shangguan Ruilin laughed angrily.
"You are 108 pounds, I don't believe you came to my gym one day, I gave you a pound!" Gu Xian may have a sudden straight male cancer, and it is the advanced one.
"Barbells, over the pound! Are these all words to describe people? Shangguan Ruilin felt that this princess had the ability to heal, and her feet should be fine, but she didn't want to come down!
Walking to the front of the car, the substitute driver was already waiting next to the car, the master was in his 50s, skillfully folding his small electric car, opening the trunk and putting it, and said: "What are you two doing?" I waited here for 10 minutes! ”
"Master, I'm sorry! I've kept you waiting. Shangguan Ruilin's little pink face smiled embarrassedly.
"Your husband's body is okay, so he hugged all the way? Fitness instructors. The master continued to put the car button and closed the trunk, made a standard protection process for the driver's seat, and began to recite the lines: "Hello, I am Master Yi who is driving on behalf of the little bee, job number 9526, I am happy to serve you, I will follow the route given by the navigation, if you need to vomit, I will pull over......"
"It's okay, don't carry it, it's dawn after reciting, let's go!" Gu Xian urged the master to drive.
"If we don't finish reciting the platform, we will deduct the money, and you see that as soon as you interrupt, I will have to recite it again......
Shangguan Ruilin sat in the back row and didn't speak all the way, Gu Xian sat in the co-pilot and looked back and saw her with her eyes closed, thinking that she was sleepy, and took out her mobile phone to swipe the circle of friends. The master said softly to Gu Xian: "Your wife is asleep, you young people can still come out to drink and have fun, it's so chic, driving such an expensive car, is it supported by your family?"
"Ugh! What should the master do during the day when he does this work? Sleep? Gu Xian was cautious and reluctant to reveal personal information to strangers.
"During the day, I can look at the gate, and I can also watch it. My wife was sick and wanted to make two more money, so I came out to drive on my behalf......" The substitute driver told the sorrow of the world.
When the car passed by Gu Xian's apartment, he didn't stop, and drove directly to Shangguan Ruilin's downstairs, the master parked the car, packed up the protective gear, went to get the folding car, and recited a concluding remark and left.
Seeing that Shangguan Ruilin didn't get out of the car, Gu Xian opened the rear seat door, held the door with one hand and put the other on the roof of the car, and said to the car: "Miss!" Get out of the car and see if you can go? ”
"I can't!" Shangguan Ruilin moved to the door, and it was not easy to get out of the car, Gu Xian helped her up and let her take two steps.
"It still hurts!"
"Help me with my bag!" Gu Xian handed the bag to her, and carried Shangguan Ruilin upstairs with one waist and one horse. This time, Shangguan Ruilin put her hand on Gu Xian's neck, which could save him some strength.
"Thank you, Brother Gu Xian!"
"What are you talking about, press it yourself on the next floor!" Gu Xian hugged her, all the access control brushed her face, and the elevator was completed by the princess lying down like this. Put it down at the door, send it into the house, and turn around to leave.
"Hey! Wait a minute. ”
"Miss, what's the matter?" Gu Xian was already sleepy and tired, so he was about to drink a cup of green cow.
"I can't go to the company tomorrow, thank you Brother Gu Xian..."Shangguan Ruilin still wanted to say something. Gu Xian didn't look back, waved his hand, and went out.
Gu Xian returned to the apartment, remembering that Wang Xiansuo also moved in today, went up to say hello, and came to the top floor This is simply a big villa! The door was also open, and there was still the sound of everyone giggling in the room, and they went straight in and shouted: "Now Suo, what are you doing?"
Wang Xiansuo sorted out the bedding in the house, Jian Youwen and Gao Feng bought it in the supermarket this afternoon, the size is not right, the one-meter-eight bed bought a one-meter-five four-piece set, the two sides of the sheet can't hang down, it's very discordant. Several people came to the hall to chat when they saw Gu Xian coming.
Gao Feng walked up to Gu Xian, leaned on his chest and sniffed, "Why is it so fragrant?" What did you do? Toss to come back now? You...... You you hahaha! Several others were looking at him with meaningful smiles.
"Don't talk nonsense, what am I tossing? I'm a serious person, you can say that, Shangguan Ruilin has a good reputation! Gu Xian sat on the fabric sofa and said to Gao Feng: "Rub Lao Tzu's legs, but I'm tired to death!"
"Why are you so tired? Ah, the truth! Gao Feng continued to tease.
"Shangguan beauty sent home, right? I knew I was going to deliver it, and I wouldn't have delivered it for so long like you! Jia Sanhao also came over and talked about Gu Xian.
"You! That's you! Are you going to send it? You can't do anything about me. Know no. Gu Xian gulped the Coke on the table.
"What did you say? Brother Gu Xian... You, I won't tell you, rascal! Jia Sanhao walked up the stairs indoors with a flushed face.
"What's wrong with me?" suddenly thought that what he said was ambiguous, and immediately said to Jia Sanhao, who was walking away: "It's not what you think, you can't do it, and she won't let you do it!"
"Indecent!" Jia Sanhao grimaced! Entered the house.
"You can't explain it clearly, what are you talking about? Hahaha! Wang Xiansuo said to Gu Xian with a smile.
Gu Xian took another big sip of Coke, flattened the Coke bottle and threw it into the trash, and told the story of the process just now, and then everyone suddenly realized!
"You said she twisted her foot when you told a joke, what kind of joke I want to hear, hahaha" Jia Sanhao asked while lying on the guardrail on the second floor.
"You're not afraid of stumbling? Also listen to the root of the wall, what a bear child. Gu Xian yelled at Jia Sanhao upstairs.
"It's one o'clock, I'll go downstairs to sleep, and you guys should rest early!" Let's go," Gu Xian turned around and waved his hand to his room on the fifth floor.
At nine o'clock the next morning, Wang Xiansuo exercised on the terrace on the top floor, and the table was full of breakfast bought and made by himself, and the group bombarded everyone to come to the "villa" on the top floor for breakfast!
The meal was hot a few times, and people arrived one after another! Everyone was eating, Wang Xiansuo said that the machine would arrive the day after tomorrow, and then we would be busy for a long time to go on a spring outing today!