"Our performances are not limited to singing and dancing, anything!" The director hurriedly came out to play a round.

Nan Yu squeezed out a smile: "I thank you." ”

"Nan Yan, it's really not good, you just perform a chopping wood, right? Everyone doesn't dislike it. There was mockery in Wei Yan's voice.

Nan Yu nodded thoughtfully: "Good idea." ”

Wei Yan listened, and suddenly couldn't hold back her laughter.

She was just joking, but she didn't expect this Nan Yu to take it seriously.

Female celebrities chop wood in variety shows, which is funny enough.

The first to perform was Wu Nana, who performed the now very popular women's group dance.

The hot body with dynamic music suddenly stirred the audience, except for her mother-in-law with an unsightly face.

Nan Yu praised without hesitation: "I give 101 points, and the extra point makes her proud." ”

The second performer was Song Chae-young.

Song Chaeyoung's unique doll voice is paired with sweet songs, and the whole square is full of the sweetness of love.

"It's so sweet, it's worthy of an ageless goddess." Xie Rongrong clasped his hands together when he listened, and stood in place and shouted the goddess.

"I hope you'll be able to cheer me on like that for a while." Nan Yu raised an eyebrow and looked at her.

Xie Rongrong patted his chest and promised: "That's a must, you are the one I love the most." ”

Nanyu: 6

followed by Qin En, who also performed singing, but with Song Caiying Zhuyu in front, it seemed a little ordinary.

As soon as Qin En left, Wei Yan took over the baton in a high-profile manner, patted her clothes, and strode forward.

Xie Rongrong leaned over to Nan Yan and asked in a low voice, "What do you guess Wei Yan will perform?" ”

"The goddess of heaven descends to earth, Huang Ying opens her voice, Luo Shen dances, her performance can't save her brain." Nan Yu sighed.

Is it beautiful? Brains changed.

Wei Guiren is beautiful, but he is really stupid.

As she expected, as soon as Wei Yan made a move, everyone was stupid.

I saw her stand in the middle, and she collapsed directly, and began to wail at the top of her throat, crying silently, and tears dripped down her eyelashes like pearls.

Everyone: What is this doing?

The cry resounded through the square, and Nan Yu raised her hand and rubbed her temples.

But fortunately, she cried for a minute, and Wei Yan immediately stopped and regained her complexion, as if nothing had happened just now.

She raised her hand and patted the hem of her skirt, looked at Nan Yu intentionally or unintentionally, and said proudly: "What I just performed was ten seconds into the play, and some people can't learn it in their lives." ”

Yes, it's in the connotation of her.

Nan Yu said that she was used to it.

"Miss Wei's performance is good, and with a suona, you can go directly to the village to eat a banquet, and you can make extra money, we really can't learn it." She nodded at Wei Yan's words.

Wei Yan was suddenly dumbfounded.

"I'd like to see what you can perform?!" She was angry, and she had been crying for a long time just now, and her voice was a little split.

Nan Yu stood up unhurriedly and looked at the pile of unchopped firewood next to her: "Chopping firewood, wasn't it your idea?" ”

Program group: Surprise! Why don't you like to play cards according to the routine?

Someone even proposed a script to the director, otherwise this group of people would be like wild horses that could not be controlled at all.

The director resolutely waved his hand: "Vulgar, what is the difference between using scripts and other variety shows?" ”

Nan Yu skillfully rolled up the sleeves on her hands, picked up the axe next to her, and swiped it twice.

Stretched out his foot and kicked the firewood directly on the most surface.

Smack-

With an axe, the firewood was split in half.

The whole action was smooth, without a trace of mud and water.

"Coincidence, she... How could she! Wei Yan couldn't sit still.

When her words fell, Nan Yu directly picked up the axe in her hand and turned it around, like a sword flower, sassy and mighty.

This time, it turned out to be two of them with one kick.

I saw her wave left and right.

Pop, four pieces of firewood fell to the ground.

"Don't use an axe if you have the ability!" Wei Yan said indignantly.

Xie Rongrong was the first to stand up and replied directly: "Don't you use your head with an axe?" ”

"If you don't use it, you don't need it." Nan Wei raised her eyebrows and threw the axe in her hand.

Xie Rongrong: ?

Nothing else will only hurt you.

Wei Yan also laughed: "Nan Yan, if you don't talk big, will you die?" ”

Smack-

There was a splitting sound, and the whole air fell silent.

Nan Yu's right hand was straight, making a palm, and with her left hand, she took out a piece of firewood from the pyre, and under the gaze of everyone, she directly chopped it down.

The piece of firewood, which was thicker than her thigh, was split by her bare hands.

Everyone was dumbfounded, and even the director was stunned.

He swears that this is a live broadcast, and absolutely no special effects are used.

This is extremely explosive in the entire entertainment industry.

"Auntie, are your hands okay?"

Ying Xiangzhi was the first to rush up, took Nan Yan's hand and began to check.

Nan Yu flipped her hand up and down: "It's okay Mom, don't worry, there's nothing." ”

After Ying Xiangzhi saw his safe and sound hand, he also breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest, and comforted himself: "It's okay, it's okay." ”

"When did you practice?!" Xie Rongrong jumped over at once, staring at Nan Yu like a magical beast.

Nan Wei shrugged: "A martial arts teacher in the crew taught me before, I learned it okay, right?" ”

"It's okay, it's just too good!" Xie Rongrong gave a thumbs up without hesitation.

Wei Yan's face at this time was like a color palette, colorful.

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room was also enthusiastic.

"Nan Yu is too good, isn't she? I hope that some male actors who can't hold 80 pounds of actresses will reflect on themselves."

"My sister, the heroine of the costume chosen by domestic entertainment, what about the director and the producer? Come and see my sister!"

"It's just chopping wood, and what excites your fans, maybe it's a special effect?"

"Can the upstairs have the same brains as your master? It's live! Live!"

In the midst of the praise, a barrage was drowned out, and no one noticed: "Miss Nan, where is this martial arts teacher now?"

After several people finished performing, they successfully won 5 points, because of the firewood chopped by Nan Wei, so the program team gave them the firewood for free.

Several people exchanged their points for ingredients, and Wei Yan deliberately avoided crabs and chose a big fish.

Nan Yu can't cook, and Ying Xiangzhi can't either, so she can only ask them for their strongest plug-in - Xiao N!

"You're cheating." Wei Yan was not convinced.

Nan Wei tilted her head: "Which game rule did I violate?" ”

Wei Yan was speechless.

After all, the program team only stipulates that other ingredients and stoves are not allowed, and no other tools are allowed.

The rest of the groups of mothers-in-law are also acting in front of the camera and coming up to help their mothers-in-law.

Only Wei Yan's mother-in-law regarded herself as an uncle, and she was by her side the whole time, and she didn't even look at her.

Because the fish was too big, Wei Yan couldn't handle it alone, she looked embarrassed, and she didn't want to open her mouth to beg for help, so she could only stand there, helpless.

"Need I help you?" Nan Yu asked as she passed by.

Wei Yan gritted her teeth: "No! ”

And so it is again!

It was the same with the last pilot!

Nan Yu is a cat crying mouse fake mercy!