Chapter 709: Urine Escape

If you want to talk about the strength of the body, I am afraid that no one can compare with the rice ball, even Chen Yu, who is practicing the body, is not his opponent. So, soon Wood fell into extreme depression.

In terms of speed, Wood has an absolute advantage, but even so, he is still at a disadvantage, because he finds that every punch he throws at the rice ball is like hitting iron, and the latter only trembles slightly, while he himself pokes his wrist hurts. And, in a mistake, he was punched in the stomach by the rice ball, and even after being weakened by the thick fat, Wood burst into tears of pain and almost fainted.

"Uncle won't play with you anymore!" Wood snorted angrily, he didn't want to fight with this little girl, and while secretly scolding himself for how he met such a "little monster", he also began to worry about the other party's support. Who knows if there will be any tricky guys, and if that's the case, it's going to be a hassle to get out.

Thinking of this, Wood immediately retreated, ready to get out.

"Don't go, tell me first, where is the ghost you are chasing!" When Onigiri saw that Wood wanted to escape, he immediately yelled and chased after him.

"What a ghost, I don't know what you say, ask someone to go!" Wood snorted, don't look at his wide body and fat, but the speed is terrifying, just see a little under his feet, the whole person turned into a phantom, and walked away at great speed.

It's just that Wood had just run a few steps when he suddenly felt that it was dark in front of him and something had appeared. His speed was too fast, so he didn't have time to react to the sudden appearance of the object, so he crashed into it.

With a "bell~", Wood's wide body fell back and sat down. This hit made him a little dizzy, and he slowly shook his head before he could see what was standing in his way.

It turned out to be a big cauldron, a very big cauldron. Even with Wood's stature, this pot can fit more than three.

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Wood muttered to himself, "This can't be for cooking."

"Phew, I never cook people!" A coquettish voice came. Wood was stunned, wasn't this voice from that little girl!?

At this time, the rice ball was already standing behind Wood, and she reached forward and pointed forward. The huge wok, sensing the call of its master, saw it shake slightly, and then buckled down on Wood.

Wood was shocked when he saw this, and he put his hands on the ground, and tried to get up and escape, but just as he was exerting his strength, a small hand had already fallen on his shoulder. Although this hand, to Wood's senses, was very small, at least his own hand could be the size of hers. But when he landed on his shoulder, Wood found that he seemed to be pressed by a mountain, and not only did he not get up, but his body was embedded in the ground directly by this little hand.

"Boom~" There was a loud bang, and the earth trembled slightly.

Fantuan clapped his hands in fear, looked at the upside-down cauldron in front of him, smiled with satisfaction, and said in a low voice: "This guy will be caught by the starling brother in a while, and he will definitely be able to ask about the whereabouts of the starling brother, hehe, I have made a meritorious service, and I will be praised in a while." ”。

As soon as the rice ball finished speaking, Wood's voice came from the pot: "Dead girl, let me out!" You sneak attack me, what kind of hero are you, you have the ability to let me out and fight again!"

Hearing this, Onigiri was expressionless, and how did Wood know that the heroes he was talking about didn't understand the meaning of Onigiri at all.

"Why do you want to let you go, and you refuse to tell me where the fat ghost is. ”

Wood in the pot can be said to be depressed, he was calm and easy to escape in the face of thousands of people before, but at this time he was caught by a little girl. Wood tried to open this cauldron, but found that where it was, it was clearly a mountain. Although Wood is not good at strength, but at this level, the strength of his body is by no means comparable to ordinary people, he is confident, even if it is a million catties, he can lift it. But this pot, he pushed, but only opened a crack, and was gently patted by the other party outside, and it was tightly buckled to the ground again.

In addition to being depressed, Wood also gave up the idea of pushing the pot away and escaping, he knew that it was impossible for him to do so, so he simply sat down cross-legged, ready to find other ways to escape.

That's when it happened. The sound of "bell~" shook Wood, who had just entered a state of thinking, to the point that he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, and his ears buzzed.

"Damn, what are you doing!" Even if it was a little girl outside, Wood finally couldn't help but scold. Because that guy not only shut himself up, but also knocked on this pot outside, that loud voice, in this small space, the power can be imagined, even if the ears are blocked, it is difficult to weaken much, this is definitely abuse!

Wood guessed correctly, standing on the rice ball outside the pot, holding a frying spoon in his right hand, he tapped the bottom of the pot, and when his voice weakened, he said: "Tell me where the fat ghost is, or I will continue to knock!"

"Where do I know what a fat ghost!" As soon as Wood spoke, he heard another "bell", which shook his head and shattered even the energy he had just gathered to isolate the sound.

"You must know, tell me!" The voice of dissatisfaction came out of the rice ball, and in her opinion, this guy must know about the situation of Senior Brother Xiaoba. Why are you so sure? Because she had heard from Xiaoba that the people of the Jiuli tribe had a magic weapon that could find out where his senior brother was, so, in line with the principle that what Starling said was definitely right, Fantuan believed that the other party must know.

"You, you, you!" Wood angrily said three words in a row, just as he was about to scold. He was suddenly stunned, his eyes rolled, and he said in his heart: "This girl asked me about the fat ghost? Could it be that he is not with the Jiuli clan?"

Thinking of this, the more Wood thought about it, the more he felt that his guess was right, after all, if the other party was with someone from the Jiuli clan, then after locking himself up, he should not ask himself about the fat ghost, but should quickly notify the clansmen to catch himself.

"Fat Ghost, are you looking for that fat ghost?" Wood rolled his eyes and asked tentatively.

Hearing Wood's words, Onigiri immediately replied in surprise: "Yes, yes, tell me where he is!"

"If you let me out, and promise not to pester me again, I will tell you where he is. ”

"Oh, okay, then you have to tell me, don't run away, it's not easy to catch you!" Fangiri replied.

"I promise, uncle, I never tell lies, you let me out. Wood's voice was very calm and serious, but if anyone saw his smiling face, they would definitely give him two words: "Lewd!" This is clearly a lie to the little girl.

The cauldron slowly rose upward, and a light from the outside shot in, and Wood's eyes lit up, even if he was only cut off from the outside world for less than two minutes, and when he saw the light again, he felt like a new life. It's like an old man who has been in prison for decades, who has been wronged and regained his freedom in his twilight years.

The gap grew bigger and bigger, and just as Wood was about to rush out, he saw that the iron pot shook and was re-buckled, and the light suddenly disappeared, and Wood was like the old man who had just been wronged, and on the way to regain his freedom, before he left the prison gate, he told him that today was April Fool's Day.

The sullen Wood almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, his eyes were dizzy with anger, and he scolded without caring about his image: "You dead girl, dare to play tricks on me, when I go out, I will definitely pull you out."

"Don't be angry, you better tell me where he is, and I'll let you out after I find him." I promise you, I'll let you out, or I won't be able to catch you if you run away. ”

Hearing this, Wood rolled his eyes angrily, this girl wouldn't be deliberately playing herself, but listening to her voice was so sincere, what could I do, I didn't even know what the fat ghost she said was, how could I sue her?

At this moment, Wood remembered it and suddenly asked, "Is your pot for cooking?"

The rice ball was stunned, but still nodded and replied, "Yes, this is for cooking, what's wrong?"

After Wood heard this, his voice suddenly became urgent: "Then let me out, I can't hold it back, is it possible that you want me to make it convenient for me to be in your wok?"

Hearing Wood's words, Onigiri was also shocked and exclaimed, "Don't, don't, I'll let you out!" After saying that, the giant cauldron slammed open.

Feeling the sun shining on him again, Wood let out a long breath and sighed: "I didn't expect that my reputation in my life would be forced to use urine." ”