Chapter 2: The Miracle Pill
"What do you want to do?"
Ye Shu stared at the old man in front of him.
"I can tell you, I don't buy fake drugs!"
"Who told you what the old medicine is,"
The old man took out a box like a treasure, opened the lid, and there were two dark pills inside.
The old man smiled and said, "How about the little brother, are you interested?" ”
"Are you sick?" Ye Shu twisted his round body and turned around to leave.
"Have you ever seen someone who is not sick and has nothing to do to take medicine...... You don't say what these two pills do. ”
Seeing that Ye Chu turned around and was about to leave, the old man was anxious, and hurriedly said, "Eh, little brother, don't go, these two ...... It has a weight loss effect and also treats diarrhea. ”
"Show me it."
Ye Shu turned around and ghostly took the pill box in the old man's hand, and looked at the two pills scrutinically.
"Huh? Aren't you leaving? The old man looked at his elixir in Ye Qi's hand and asked strangely.
Ye Shu ignored the old man's question, and said softly: "How much are these two things?" ”
Hearing Ye Qi's words, the old man hesitated, stretched out his finger and said, "Five hundred!" What do you think? ”
"Not interested." Ye Shu returned the elixir to the old man and was about to leave again.
He was not rich enough to spend half a month's living expenses to buy these two pills to test the waters.
Moreover, who knows if these two pills are the kind that are divided into ten courses of three pills once a day.
Moreover, my diarrhea was only caused by accidentally drinking expired milk at breakfast, and it was not a serious illness.
“50!”
The old man ran to Ye Chop and pleaded, "I haven't eaten for a day!" Little brother, have mercy on me! ”
"Who has pity on me?"
Ye Chu said indifferently: "My source of income is my own work except for my grandfather's subsidy, why should I pity a fake drug dealer I don't know?" ”
"50, I'll give you two pieces of jade!"
As he spoke, the old man took out two jade plaques from his pants, handed them to Ye Qi's hand, and begged: "Should you reward me with a bowl of rice?" ”
Ye Chu was a little unbearable when he saw the appearance of this old man.
sighed, took out an envelope from his backpack, which contained his salary for three months of washing dishes and running the hall, counting the total of 2,640 yuan more given by the boss.
Ye Shu took out a hundred-yuan bill, handed it to the old man, and said softly: "It's okay to go back to your village to find a piece of land and plant it at such an old age, you have to come to Qingcheng to sell these things."
Take it, don't look for it. I can't tell you what you look like. ”
As he spoke, he took the pill box and two jade plates from the old man's hand.
"Thank you, little brother!" The old man folded his hands, bowed to Ye, and ran out of the alley.
Ye Shu looked at the old man's vigorous figure and agile steps, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "That guy...... Is it really an old man who hasn't eaten for a day? That's......"
……
When Ye Shu walked home, it was already two o'clock.
Ye Shu took a shower, put on his slippers, and prepared to go back to the house to sleep.
At this time, he saw the green signal light of his mobile phone flashing, and he felt a little strange.
"It's some ads pushed again......" Ye Chu picked up his mobile phone and muttered to himself.
He was very annoyed that the browser and the app manager would push him some articles and advertisements and other things.
"Huh? It turned out to be a message from Mu Qingcheng to me......" Ye Shu turned on the screen of his phone and muttered.
Wait, who sent me the message?
Ye Shu lowered his head and looked at the information display again: QQ, contact, Mu Qingcheng......
Content: "What are you doing outside at night?" ”
"Eh???"
Ye Shu was taken aback, how could Mu Qingcheng suddenly send a message to himself.
I looked at the time it was 1:50, which was the moment when I was arguing with the old man......
Thinking of this, Ye Chu hurriedly replied: "Part-time job, just came back." ”
Ye Shu turned off the phone screen, and he felt that his heart was about to explode from his chest when he typed these words.
At this time, Ye Chu glanced at the pill he had just taken back, hesitated, and swallowed the two pills into his stomach in a few bites.
"it...... It's so bitter~" Ye Shu said, and hurriedly picked up some water.
After drinking several glasses, I felt that the taste in my mouth was a little better.
"Forget it, let's brush our teeth again." Ye Shu couldn't accept the bitter taste in his mouth, so he walked into the bathroom and brushed his teeth again.
"Ding Dong!" Ye Chu came out of the bathroom, and when he heard this voice, Ye Chu rushed to the mobile phone without thinking about it, opened the mobile phone, and checked the news.
The message was indeed sent by Mu Qingcheng, with a total of three sentences: "In this way, I thought you were playing outside in the middle of the night (/ laughing and crying)".
"Part-time jobs don't interfere with your studies!"
"Is there any difficulty in working so late? Tell the squad leader to listen to it. ”
Ye Chu smiled and replied, "It's just a personal hobby." ”
"I don't want to spend my family's money."
"There's nothing difficult (/laughing)."
After replying, Mu Qingcheng replied in seconds: "That's good, remember to tell me if you have difficulties." ”。
"Rest, good night."
Ye Shu also replied: "Good night." ”
After replying, Ye Shu's hand was a little excited.
I actually communicated with the goddess of the second middle school in Qingcheng... 1、2、3… Forget the news, it's been so long to communicate!
Wow rub!
Am I going to fight back?
Thinking of this, Ye Chu felt that he was about to ignite, tonight, it was destined to be a good dream......
…………
At four o'clock in the morning, Ye Shu's good dream was ended from this moment......
"Toilet paper! Toilet paper! ”
Ye Shu looked around, picked up a roll of paper under his pillow, and rushed into the toilet.
The sound of eating came from the toilet......
After about five minutes, Ye Shu pressed the toilet and staggered out of the toilet.
"I was deceived......"
Ye Chu covered his deflated abdomen and walked to the bedroom with three swaying steps.
Suddenly, there was another colic, Ye Qi's face changed greatly, and he turned around in a panic and rushed into the toilet again.
But in this battle, Ye Chop hugged the toilet paper in his arms, killed through the encirclement, smoked one with clean paper, blocked the toilet twice, N in and N out, even Ye Chop thought he was going to die in the toilet.
Finally, it lasted until 6 o'clock in the morning, and it was finally over......
Ye Chu was a little unconscious at this time, and he touched the slimy body on his body.
Thinking it was caused by sweating at night, I took a towel and rinsed myself in the bathroom.
"Is this prostration? Why is my stomach gone? ”
Ye Shu stroked his flat abdomen and muttered, "It's okay, it's time to lose weight." ”
Then Ye Shu moved his body, walked to the mirror, looked at his thin self in the mirror, and nodded lightly.
"Well, I haven't shaved my beard yet." Ye Shu touched the stubble on his face and muttered to himself.
As he spoke, he leaned down and took a razor.
"Wait!" Ye Shu seemed to remember something, raised his body and turned to the mirror, looking at the thin and handsome man in the mirror incredulously.
"Smack! Syllable! ”
Ye Shu slapped himself twice, and the person in the mirror did the same.
"It hurts!"
Ye Chu covered his face and bared his teeth and said, "I didn't dream......"
"Could it be...... Is this a glass? ”
Ye Shu flashed this thought, and then denied this idea.
"No way, the mirror side is my bedroom!"
"Could it be...... It's the elixir......"
Ye Shu stroked his face and muttered, "Liar, aren't you...... Why did Lao Tzu suddenly look like a person...... Ha ha...... Hahahaha"