014. This art is too early for the planet
"You have so much news?"
Yu Bai couldn't bear to read and swept the red dots that were all group chats, it was so funny.
"That's nature." Jiang Ke's face was solemn, he was more than here, could he still embarrass us earthlings?
She quibbled, "I'm a hot busy man, graduated from a prestigious school, huh...... It is the official disciple of the first-class sect in the Heavenly Spirit Continent, the teacher is famous, and the disciples who have completed the six lessons and the four realms in the Heavenly Spirit World and the Heavenly Spirit Sect, even if they cultivate to only the seventh or eighth level of Qi cultivation, they can also get preferential treatment from the cultivation forces in various places when they go down the mountain, and they are often invited to descend a demon or something, except for a demon or something, isn't this the reason? ”
Speaking of the feeling, reading what she had written, the girl stood up confidently and carried her hands behind her back in the same way as Yu Bai.
"That's true." Yu Bai recalled with a smile.
"So...... Then I'll be so-so with this treatment. Jiang Ke returned to reality, a little lacking in confidence, and sat back in a hurry, "I'm not the superficial identity of the street novel writer you think you think......
"At two o'clock in the afternoon, there are 100 maids, 2 zombies, and 4 dead people......"
Yu Bai calmly read a one-stop part-time message, and jumped out of a new one, "100 a day, Tianjie dolls distribute flyers, as long as 2 people, if you want to come as soon as possible, the van is opposite the university town on Yanjiang Street in Xiasha, and you will drive ...... after picking it up."
Jiang Ke's hands were as fast as lightning, his eyes flickered, and he had already put his phone back in his pocket.
"What is this?" Yu Bai asked knowingly.
"Ahh The outstanding and sought-after graduates of the seventh or eighth level of Qi cultivation who were famous for their teachers were looking wildly, "The meaning of those sayings is equivalent to the information of the Heavenly List and Spirit List in the cultivation world, which changes in real time, and ordinary cultivators have not yet been able to join this class circle." ”
Jiang Ke forcibly explained.
"Ding Dong, Ding Dong ......" is estimated to be a new part-time group, the news has not been blocked, and in the constant movement, the girl gradually can't pull it off.
"The situation on the planet is changing so quickly and rapidly." Yu Bai smiled, "It may be looking for you, don't you want to take a look?" ”
Jiang Ke was reluctant, but she really needed to see it, today was the weekend, and there might not be so much on weekdays.
"The 3rd Hangzhou Traditional Costume Exhibition, there is an urgent shortage of two volunteers! Just scan the code to stare at the instrument, go to work at one o'clock in the afternoon, and end in 300 days!! ”
And there was really an advertisement that caught Jiang Ke's attention.
Easy to live with less money and more, Jiang Ke decisively initiated the registration, added WeChat, filled in the information in one go, and relied on the hand speed practiced by code words to quickly complete the pit.
Yu Bai also saw a few key words.
That COS show that was despised by the river in the morning?
"It worked!" Jiang Ke's eyes lit up when he saw the definite reply, and then looked at Yu Bai, who had seen all this with a smile, with an embarrassed face.
"No explanation." Yu Bai encouraged empathetically.
"Cut!"
At this time, it was almost noon, not far from the arrival time, it was just right to prepare at this time, Jiang Ke took the bag and prepared to go out, Yu Bai frankly said his fate with this ancient Hanfu exhibition.
"Ha, you were actually beaten up in the morning?"
Speaking of the things on the road, Jiang Ke smiled from ear to ear after listening to it.
"What's the anti-counterfeiting?" Yu Bai felt that the rotten wood was difficult to carve and looked at the other party, "Do you know my clothes ......?"
"Your clothes are a white robe carefully made by the top 10 senior cultivators of the clothing branch of the Heavenly Spirit Continent Spirit Weapon Industry for the weaver girls, with the sun and moon shining and the mystical truth, containing the shape of mountains and rivers, which is worth a thousand gold, and it is still priceless!"
Jiang Ke directly connected it, like a poem recitation.
"That's a good point, but it's a little disgusting to recite it with such feelings." Qingyun Sword Immortal frowned and told the truth.
"You're going to the ancient style exhibition that afternoon, too?" Jiang Ke didn't care about being complained about, but asked.
"Hmm." Yu Bai didn't groan too much, "I still have to observe the situation on your body, and take a look at the customs of the new era, it's worth a visit." ”
"But if you go, you will definitely be misunderstood, it is indeed not a real traditional costume." Jiang Ke looked up and down.
Qingyun Sword Immortal couldn't help but flick his sleeves and head sideways, as if reprimanding everyone for being too small.
"Although those Hanfu lovers are frogs at the bottom of the well, let's change to modern clothes." Jiang Ke started the round, she was about to walk back to the bedroom closet to rummage, "But I only have ...... here"
"I have." Yu Bai interrupted Jiang Ke and spoke in surprise.
"What do you have?" Jiang Ke was stunned.
"Naturally, it's the right clothes for here." Yu Bai swiped lightly, and then took out a suit cut of black delicate fabric out of thin air, and even black light appeared, and there seemed to be some defensive spell faintly blessed on it......
"Do you think I came here without any preparation......
"But how did you know you were coming to Earth?" Jiang Ke sent out a subconscious soul torture.
Yu Bai was stunned, it was broken, and he accidentally leaked his mouth.
is not only the interval block of the earth's native modern people, but also Yu Bai, the self with multiple identities of a traverser and an immortal from another world...... Both of them are getting harder and harder to fool each other.
"I have my own genius." Yu Bai's expression remained unchanged at all, steady and steady.
Jiang Ke's skepticism reached its peak at this time, and she crossed her hands to prop up her chin and put on a classic look in EVA.
"Let's not talk about that, let's take a look at what you're wearing." Yu Bai temporarily suspended the topic, and "summoned" more modern clothes out of thin air to attract the other party's attention, "In terms of dressing, you really need valuable advice from an indigenous person. ”
Then, Yu Bai finally found the audience and turned out a large number of samples, most of which were designed by cultivators who specialized in studying costumes in the Heavenly Spirit Continent.
Ethereal, calm, dark, simple, flying buff, able to unleash fireballs, shrinking and unfolding automatically, thin but hard as iron, transparent but not visible inside......
In short, it's an exaggeration to take out all kinds of bells and whistles, and I don't even know if it can be called clothes.
Jiang Ke's small mouth is also getting bigger and bigger.
"What do you think of this?"
Yu Bai chose a set that he had already prepared in the Heavenly Spirit Continent, and turned around after changing it.
"It's hard to say." Jiang Ke's expression seemed to be greatly shocked, and she pointed to the side-by-side mirrors placed against the wall, "Qingyun Daoyou, do you want to see what you're wearing and say it again?" ”
"What's wrong?"
In his previous life, he was already a little blank paper for dressing knowledge, and the straight male sword fairy who was completely lacking in modern aesthetics, at this moment, he was wearing a legendary reset version of the second man suit that seemed to be a medieval king and nobleman and a Chinese style cyberpunk, standing in front of the mirror and asking earnestly.
"It's nothing, it's still too early for earthlings to be art."
“……”
The air cools, the mirrors fog up, and the kettle crystallizes.
"It's better to wear mine, there is an oversize, believe me, you can wear it." Jiang Ke said without hesitation, half careful, half saving.
“……”
The coffee table trembled, and the clouds rolled in the sky.
"Qingyun Daoyou? Your mouth is moving, what are you talking about? ”
"I say it." Yu Bai stretched out his hand with a cold face, "What are you doing here?" ”
[I wish readers a happy Women's Day~]