Chapter 195: Random Mandarin Duck Spectrum
"Uhhh
The wind blew open the windows of the hallway, and a light rain began to fall outside the windows.
The red tent and white candles in the hall were blown and beaten.
Luo Chengwen subconsciously felt that something was wrong when he saw this strange Xitang, but at this time, Luo Chengwu's knees had already knelt on the mat.
The moment he knelt up, the candles in the hall flickered at this moment.
Luo Chengwu felt that his knees were cold, and there seemed to be someone behind him pressing the back of his head.
"Boom—"
Accompanied by another deafening thunder, a mournful old female voice sounded in the happy hall.
"There is a happy event today."
"Mother-in-law, I'm going to be a matchmaker again."
The short back of the ghost mother-in-law appeared in front of the two, and Luo Chengwen, who wanted to escape at this moment, felt that he had hit a transparent wall and was bounced back.
One stumbled, just falling next to the empty brocade mat on the right.
Luo Chengwen listened to the words of this ghost mother-in-law, and had a bad guess in his heart, now there are two brothers in the happy hall, where did the happy event come from?
"Why are there two men?"
Luo Chengwen subconsciously said: "We are brothers!" ”
There was a moment of astonishment on the ghost mother-in-law's face, and then a grim smile appeared:
"You can't find a partner in the sun, so you came here?"
The ghost mother-in-law smiled darkly, and her teeth were making a "cluck" sound: "Mother-in-law, I was a matchmaker when I was alive, and I like to help ghosts introduce marriage." ”
"It just so happens that I still have a few female ghosts in my hands who are not married, with good looks and a wealthy family."
"It's better to marry you two brothers, and it's cheaper for you."
"It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, just visit the church today!"
Luo Chengwu was already stupid when he heard the words of this ghost mother-in-law, and the ghost worshipped?
Wouldn't that be haunted by female ghosts for the rest of your life?
Didn't the phone call he answered just now say that as long as he knelt on this brocade mat, he could rescue his real brother?
At this time, he looked at Luo Chengwen's expression beside him, and Luo Chengwen's face was flustered and stunned.
Even if Luo Chengwu is simple-minded, he will understand that the phone call just now was a scam, just to let himself run to Xitang and lure the ghost mother-in-law over.
The one on the phone just now is the ghost!
But by now, it's too late!
Luo Chengwu wanted to leave, but his knees were stuck to the brocade pad, unable to move, heavy as lead.
The ghost mother-in-law looked at Luo Chengwu who was struggling on the brocade mat, it smiled coldly, and a pair of withered hands touched Luo Chengwu's face: "You kneel down first, it seems that you are the most anxious." ”
"I'll introduce you to someone first!"
Luo Chengwu was touched by a pair of ghost hands, he was scared and aggrieved, this ghost mother-in-law's actions are too much, isn't it really a pervert?
He was as strong as an ox, the expression on his face was weak and helpless, and snot and tears were about to come out.
The ghost mother-in-law's movements became more and more inch-inch, Luo Chengwu suddenly opened his head at this time, and pointed to the side: "My brother is longer than me, and he is smarter than me!" ”
"The eldest brother is like a father, and filial piety comes first, so you can introduce him first!!
Luo Chengwen saw that the ghost mother-in-law was going to start with the object that he was not going to attack first, so he breathed a sigh of relief and was racking his brains to think of a way to get out.
At this moment, Luo Chengwu suddenly said, "The eldest brother is like a father", and turned the spearhead to himself, and he suddenly had a thought of killing his relatives in righteousness.
This stupid melon, usually not motivated or studying, at this time he suddenly opened his mind to quote the classics?!
Just when Luo Chengwen was about to prevaricate, the ghost mother-in-law said:
"No, you look stronger than your brother, and your yang energy can withstand the toss."
Luo Chengwen breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, now that he is in a thrilling situation, he has no time to care about other people.
Luo Chengwen hurriedly added: "Mother-in-law, there is another woman downstairs, that is my object, don't trouble you to help me introduce a marriage match!" ”
The ghost mother-in-law did notice the aura of a woman just now, but it knew that the woman downstairs and the man should not be a couple.
On weekdays, it is too lazy to care about the affairs on the first floor, and it disdains to communicate with the group of noisy imps on the first floor.
The man and the woman he said were on the first floor of the ghost to rectify.
Now, it's going to introduce a good partner to the little fat sheep in its hand!
Luo Chengwu is getting closer and closer in the ghost mother-in-law, and Luo Chengwu almost wants to spit it out.
Just when Luo Chengwu suspected that the ghost mother-in-law wanted to recommend herself, and the old cow ate the tender grass, the ghost mother-in-law muttered a spell in her mouth.
Immediately afterward, the sound of crawling was heard from all directions.
This terrifying sound made the two only living people in the mourning hall on the second floor feel like a man's back, and then four female ghosts dressed in red with long hair scattered crawled out in strange and distorted postures.
Luo Chengwu's pupils widened, and Luo Chengwen secretly breathed a sigh of relief, glad that he had escaped.
The female ghost who climbed out of the ceiling, saw Luo Chengwu kneeling on the brocade mat, seemed to be very satisfied with his appearance, and then took the lead in speaking: "Do you have a room?" ”
The two big living people present were stunned when they heard this.
Is the blind date in the underworld also so materialistic?
Another female ghost said quietly: "Don't lie, the ghost mother-in-law can hear it." ”
Being stared at by so many pairs of ghost eyes, Luo Chengwu was a little timid to admit that he was a poor man.
But he suddenly thought about it, and when he admitted that he didn't have a house or a car on a blind date, then the family affair would be blown directly.
So now, admitting that you're a weak, incompetent and poor bastard, can't you get away with it?!
Luo Chengwu, who has always been said to be simple-minded and well-developed limbs, feels that he is really IQ today, and his brain is brighter than his brother today!
Luo Chengwu admitted frankly: "I didn't. ”
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, all the female ghosts in the audience gasped.
When Luo Chengwu saw the reactions of these ghosts, he praised his brains for opening up today!
However, in the next second, the two big living people present heard the female ghost who was the first to ask the question just now say: "Great! ”
"Ghost mother-in-law, I want to worship him! Right now! ”
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The female ghost brushed her slender fingers: "My burial is very rich and can withstand profligacy." Now I just want to find a simple-minded and obedient male ghost who doesn't have so many hearts. ”
"I was impressed by the honesty in which you answered the questions."
Luo Chengwu panicked, how could this be different from what he imagined?
He hurriedly said: "I am a wanted criminal, I have done all the bad things, and I have lost all my conscience!" ”
As if to convince the female ghost, Luo Chengwu showed off the muscles and scars on his body: "I will still beat people!" ”
"I have a lot of strength, and it hurts to hit someone! I'm violent! ”
However, the moment he showed off his muscles and scars, the ghost eyes of all the female ghosts emitted a faint cold light.
Just now, the female ghost showed a fierce smile, and Sensen's white teeth were very sharp, like a hacksaw.
"Do you think, who of us red-clothed ghosts doesn't have a blood debt on their backs?"
The wicked have their own evil spirits.
Luo Chengwu's expression changed in an instant, he forgot that these were not people in front of him, but powerful ghosts who could eat people!