Chalk Chapter 181 Auction Bad Joke

Does Pingjiangshan hold a grudge?

I don't know, but I guess be careful!

After all, the fate of the sixth elder of the Li family is not good now, when Jin Yuan slaughtered a realm power, there were many bystanders who were recording, so this Zhang family nobleman was in the vanguard.

The Raven Sacrifice has a certain estimate of the heritage of the spaceship civilization:

First of all, the ship is in a vacuum, looking for real freedom, and is very short of energy, and it will be difficult to extract teeth if you can't prove that you have what it takes them out of here.

The standard unit of energy in the temple is based on two sets of systems according to the civilization on the technology side and the civilization on the magic side:

The unit of measurement of civilization on the science and technology side is the energy consumed by each cycle of civilization at each level, from small to large: level 3, level 4, level 5, and up to level 9.

There are too many units in the civilization on the magic side, and each unit corresponds to one ten-thousandth of the corresponding abnormal energy level threshold.

For example, a little apostle energy means that an apostle realm cultivator can have one ten-thousandth of the energy of the limit of that realm.

In the same way, now the Crow Sacrifice only needs 1,000 points of Tenth-Order Emperor Energy Coin to be able to recuperate back to its peak state.

But right now, he's not an easy bid.

"Don't worry, everyone. The main reason why I want to let my companions enter the world is to exercise their strength and meet the world with all young talents by the way. As for the salary, you can negotiate with them. ”

In the current realm of the light element, it is actually useless to take low-level currency, but just as he wanted to continue to make chips, he heard Yuan Shi's voice on the stage:

"Everyone! Today, in addition to the lot on the menu, we have added a new contract!

"This contract has an extraordinary origin, and friends who know the inside story can hold up a sign!"

As the Yuan family walker's voice fell, the light element saw a seal flapping its belly performing its talent on stage......

Koyama-kun: ??

I didn't arrange this!

Just Nima is outrageous!

Angelica: Hmph~ It's my handwriting~

Ball lightning fork waist pride.

At this moment, the cocoosaurus is telling a bad joke to the big seal:

"Polar bears inhale cold air every day, will they have stomach problems?"

Coelosaurus is the first to strike!

"I'll tell it, can you scrape west?"

"No wonder it is said that drinking the northwest wind can make you full!" The lemon puppy nodded thoughtfully.

Wind: You're like a watermelon!

Your whole family is watermelon!

Coelosaurus: My whole family is lemons!

Match: Damn, my scalp is so itchy!

The cold field is ,......

"Damn! Who turned on the air conditioner? ”

"Fart! We obviously fell into a wormhole in time and space, otherwise where did the seals come from! ”

"Ahem, everyone, don't be impatient. This dragon knight, [Are you going to fight the leopard's belly?] It's a high-level dragon knight, so as for what is special about it, please discuss. "Yuan Zhi played a round field.

Get out!

What kind of snakeskin are you two!

When I came out of the VIP box, it was like a cow and a horse eating powder!

also said that he wanted to go on stage, and there will definitely be someone who knows the goods to contract himself!

What a cow, a ghost, a snake god!

He also has a worship post (written by Su Yao to Xiaoshanjun)!

Light Element: ? , how did I not know about this?

Angelica: Hum ~ (hands on the chest braids, proud girl), of course I stole it~

(Xiaoshan-kun with a question mark on his face) :(touched his forehead), no, did you take the wrong medicine?

Ball Lightning: Twist up~

Gan!

It's like a guy on his knees proposing, and the woman says "I do" and puts on a ring, +2 intelligence, and then looks at her fiancΓ© with a garbage look.

Damn, what stupid thing did I just say?

Suitor: ???

The crow priest was silent for a moment, but his face was still so elegant, and he was as warm as jade and drank delicate citrus black tea.

Citrus has to be put in a drink, it's delicious!

"This ......"

"Yes. My companions have their own characteristics. Everyone should also know that these three are willing to be the tail of the crane for three years, and they like to look foreign in the square (understand the kings secretly observed, full of question marks: Do you eat duck neck?). But their strength is not in doubt. However, ......, it may be because he has experienced something too serious, so he likes to use this fearless humor to hide his wounds. ”

The Raven Sacrifice's words grew deeper and deeper, as if he had some kind of bad memory, but then he regained his sense of decision-making.

"Understood. Although I don't know the specific example of this person, I believe that Xiaoshan-kun, since you have chosen to bring these companions, I think you will not let me down! ”

"I believe that I will not be disappointed when I contract this good friend of the star." The Light Element was well aware of the position of the Cocoural Bone Dragon in this ring score, so it behaved politely.

Fortunately, I didn't bring Lin Xingyu, a pig!

Ancient Locust Tree: ? Do you have to have general anesthesia and semi-numb, or is it slightly spicy?

Gu puppy covering his buttocks: Roar, spicy~

After Angelica's task was issued, many curious people came to the area around the auction, which was obviously indispensable Chu Sheng [Ah Q], its nickname is [Little Bear Walking at Night], the origin of this name has a relationship with the lotus root dog.

Because......

There was a little bear walking at night, suddenly felt a cold buttocks, touched it with his hand and found that the tail was missing, and then looked back and saw a tail-cutting ghost!

Yes, it's a long, long story, so I won't tell it for now.

"Roar" Tyrannosaurus rex roared to the sky, and then ran away.

He was in an awkward position, and he didn't know how to deal with himself.

The wind was blowing, and the lotus root dog was drenched in the rain, and he used his little short hands to pull around in mid-air, distraught and depressed.

At the moment, the home of the seals is not over yet.

Today, the wind and snow in the north welcome the emperor of cold jokes!

"Leopard Leopard, I heard that you grew up eating cuties, can you tell us a penguin secret?"

"Oh?" The seals wagged their tails, "Do you know why their bellies are white?" ”

The big bearded face approached the lemon, and the coelosaurus was a little itchy, "Oh, you made me look like a flower with a stem, I really want to laugh~"

"Hahahaha! That's right, of course, because penguins have short hands, and they can only wash their stomachs in the bath! ”

Damn, two jokes don't get funny together!

It's numb!

The little nobles of the Zhang family were about to hold up the sign, but they were instantly frozen and speechless.

Damn!

Do I really want these two creatures to stay with me?

However, the value of Pingjiangshan Shicai is there, although he is not very reluctant in his heart, but the price code has been given in the box one after another.

The currency used for trading by very civilization, that is, energy, is one less than one, especially after the fifth order, which is basically non-renewable.

In many cases, the currency of the civilization on the magic side is a kind of power, and moreover, the data is squared when the ability is upgraded to one level, so although a sixth-order currency is proportional to a fifth-order currency, no one will choose to trade.

The powerful trade with the mighty, the emperor trades with the emperor, and occasionally gives the juniors a currency, which is also used by the other party as identification, so to speak, the realm gap between the magic side makes it almost impossible to intersect between different realms.

So what does the element of light come to buy?

I bought a technology-side energy currency.

Oh, what's so precious about energy on the technology side?

This is a misunderstanding, because energy needs equipment to store, just like you think that this company sells water, in fact, water does not need money at all, people sell plastic bottles, and sell a dollar for a few cents to recycle, and the same is true for this energy currency.

How much is energy worth?

But the equipment that stores energy is worth the money!

In particular, the scientific and technological strength of the current world island civilization:

Needless to say, climbing civilization, I have never seen a TV set, and I was born to play virtual reality in the pathetic metaverse, like a greedy snake, parkour, and a skosh, I haven't played it, it's so sad!

Because the Xilai civilization survives in a black hole, and it is also an ice age black hole, the science and technology points are more biased, although there is a high-tech framework and an energy field booster, but it is really useless for the world island civilization that mainly takes the magic side.

However, in the final analysis, these are still due to the slow pace of scientific and technological breakthroughs and the lack of results, but this aspect is precisely the meaning of the temple with the scientific and technological side as the core development.

During this time, the Raven Sacrifice intends to receive all the newbie gift packages given by the temple, and the result is the technological attributes of the World Island civilization:

It is true that the improvement of the technological civilization of the World Island has not directly helped his strength, but at present, this is the only place where he can use skill points, so he intends to make a move.

As for how to receive the gift package of the temple, Jin Yuan currently has the ability to disguise his identity as a crow sacrifice, and the value of the spaceship civilization of the spaceship, as well as the previous technological precipitation of the dragon clan, are all materials that he can use.

But in the final analysis, in the face of Gaia Star five days later, what he needs is the currency of the civilization on the magic side, which he can directly use to heal his injuries and form combat power, and how to grab it at the moment, there may be only one place, and that is the teleportation array in the dragon hive.

The crow sacrifice is drawing up a contract here, and the cold jokes on the stage are not over yet.

"Cavity, do you know which animal is the quietest in the zoo?"

"Oh? Is it a chrysanthemum that is pressed against the stamen by a cactus? ”

"No, no, no, it's an orangutan! Because they are quietly mimi when they are angry! (Hammer chest)"

"Hahahaha, there was really a child named Xiao Ming in the past, Xiao Ming didn't hear it!"

That's right!

A joke paired with a retarded speech, that's right!

Lin Xingyu nodded secretly, this is a team of strong opponents!

"I'm testing everyone's brain teaser, what are oranges most afraid of?"

The seal suddenly became serious.

Audience: Damn! Believe it, I listened to a seal tell a bad joke for ten minutes!

"Hahahaha! You're stupid! It's fungus! Because the fungus wants the orange to die, the orange has to die! The coelonesaurus quacked with joy.

Audience:! Who knows, a dog with a lemon butt can tell jokes!

Damn!

How is this world so magical!

Coelosaurus: Question the fun people, understand the fun people, become the fun people, and surpass the fun people!

Oh!

Lemen!