Chapter 10: Farce Everywhere
What a big city.
Every time you look at it, you always let the visitors so admire, the urn city itself is a historic site with a history of hundreds of years, it is said that it was originally a tourist attraction, but it is too desolate, the investment is too large, and the local government is so poor that it is so poor, this is in the form of investment promotion, invested and developed by Huaxin International Travel Service, after several years, in the original site of the ancient castle eroded by the wind and sand, the development of today's Northwest Film and Television City.
Walking slowly through the brick arches, the walls of the mound of earth, the wooden wine shops, and the signboards in traditional Chinese books, the quaint style makes visitors feel as if they have passed through the gate of time and space. Not only the scenery, but also the filming of film and television has injected vitality into this place.
Juggling on the street, a bright silver gun is dazzling, and the expression of asking for food is vivid, and he is in tatters. The vigorous outfit of shopping, the standard western attire, the soap suit on patrol, the guns and halberds, and several scenes of costume shooting, Qiu Di and Geng Baolei were eye-opening.
"The film and television base seems to be quite profitable, right? Qiu Di asked.
Geng Baolei smiled and corrected: "Vision is not enough, renting venues and collecting tickets are the lowest business methods." ”
"Peripheral effects, who doesn't know, catering and tourism are a big piece of income. Qiu Di said.
"Not only that, if you run a brand, such as forming a cultural industry, a training base here, a tourism product development, or even a stake in film and television dramas at the cost of venues, clothing, and construction, and even packaging and listing, then the financial resources will be wider, do you know Disney? A Mickey Mouse cartoon will conquer the world. Geng Baolei said.
"Who wouldn't talk on paper, the thing you said, we won't be able to touch it in the next life. Qiu Di shook his head and said, Geng Baolei smiled and didn't explain, but Qiu Di had a problem again in a blink of an eye, and he whispered: "Have you found that there seems to be a problem with the operation here?"
"What's the problem? Geng Baolei said.
"No, the film and television base is developed by Huaxin International Travel Service, and the Great Northwest Film and Television Entertainment Co., Ltd. is responsible for the management, which is their subsidiary, but the surrounding area has nothing to do with them. There is also the most critical catering, in addition to private shops, it is a boxed lunch, how many mouths are there in such a big industry, how can such a big business be put and thrown out. Qiu Di said.
"yes, you can't be nervous like this, can you? Geng Baolei also realized that the supporting facilities did not keep up.
"Therefore, theory and practice are two different things, a large company in a small place, especially a private one, it may not be subject to this water and soil, not a joke, if you open Disney to China, the city management will not be able to destroy it, and sooner or later it will have to be eaten by the industrial and commercial tax plus the local government. Qiu Di said strictly, I have worked in large and small companies for more than a day, and I still have this experience.
Geng Baolei ate and smiled, unable to refute, this is the national situation, and it is absolutely fake.
The two of them took candid photos all the way, they were all mobile phones up, and the more they walked, they understood, this place is very open, filming TV and watching TV are two concepts, at least when filming, there is no sound recording, only physical movements, just like watching a foreign film without translation, I don't understand it at all, not to mention that it is a sub-shot, if you don't edit it together, I'm afraid you don't even understand the meaning.
Not only did he not understand the filming stories, but what he didn't understand was the deep meaning of Harman letting a few people go on this trip, Qiu Di thought about it again, and asked Geng Baolei and said: "Baolei, there is no secret in this, you can shoot almost casually." ”
"What do you want to say?" Geng Baolei was not stupid, and knew the doubts in Qiu Di's heart.
"I mean, it's just such a place where birds don't and the eggshells are big, there are no secrets, such as this film and television base, and it can be done for a few dozen dollars. Qiu Di said.
"Poor, this is a situation, second- and third-rate small companies, second- and third-tier actors, go here to shoot locations, of course, they are not afraid of you filming, they want to create some gossip, but they are not qualified enough...... The real first-line big names, the travel and foreign guests have similar specifications, their private lives are strictly confidential, no matter how bad the film they receive is a big hit, before it is released, the confidentiality precautions must be strict, not to mention our second-way goods, professional paparazzi may not be able to dig up the news. Geng Baolei said, after all, he has been educated in art, and he is slightly stronger than Qiu Di.
"Then you say, could it be that we got the news in advance that a certain big name or a certain big drama is going to be filmed here, so that we can ambush here in advance and dig up some inside stories? Qiu Di said, if this is the reason, he can easily understand.
"It's possible, even a valuable insider may cause a sensation, but it doesn't seem to be very similar, the candid shooting is quite professional, and our equipment can't keep up, so you can't face to face to learn to take pictures of people's skirts, right?"
The two of them asked themselves to stop, and they had no solution, so they ran aground temporarily.
And don't look at the glamour in the play, the real reality may be too different from what you imagined, especially those group performances that earn change and work part-time. This is not a group actor who rubbed his feet at the root of the wall and said: "What the fuck, one shot, I went around fifteen times in the morning, and the director said no." ”
"You walk and look like you're driving the car, but of course you can't. Said the group performer.
Another beggar was whining between shooting: "I'm dying of thirst, and I've been basking in the sun all morning." ”
"When you're not making money, aren't you a lazy man basking in the sun at the south wall every day. "Someone scolded.
It was Hao Laiyun who scolded people, the short and sturdy actor with a mustache, it seems that he is the management in the film and television city, Qiu Di and Geng Baolei saw this person, the two of them squeaked and walked away in the small alley, Hao Laiyun seemed to find out, and chased him up to find it, but no two of them ran fast, he scolded stupidly:
"In Zhnima, the second crutch baby has only been working for a few days, and they have learned to release people. ”
Xu is not very surprising that he let people collect money in private, Hao Laiyun has nothing to do, such a big stall, all crews have to perform in groups, here he takes off his civilian uniform, he will change his military uniform in a blink of an eye, and if he takes off his military uniform, he may have to pay for Mongolian clothing, he can't be busy with this business.
No, the one who added chaos came again, and the steps rang out, and they were directly roaring:
"Call Hollywood...... Call Hollywood ......"
As soon as he heard that this was a temporary change in the crew, Hao Laiyun ran upside down in small steps, and when he arrived at the edge of the urn city, an assistant director with long hair and sunglasses had already greeted him angrily, and scolded Hao Laiyun with a split head and a face:
"I said okay to come to the dock, are you cheating people? You want us to go, you say it clearly, you don't want us to come again, you also say it, is there such a pit people?"
"Where are you old?" Hao Laiyun was still puzzled.
The assistant director pointed to the group performance team, half of them were old, and he said angrily: "I want thirty young and strong soldiers, and you give me thirty old, weak, sick and disabled." ”
Another pointed to a bearded man: "Look at him, he doesn't shave his beard when he lives or dies, and he wears a warrior's uniform, but he still collects his tattered nature." ”
Then he pointed to a person who was too young: "Well, are you an adult? Do you think you can form a team? I still have to order a uniform for them." ”
When Hao Laiyun heard this, he explained with a smiling face: "It's really unfortunate, Nanying also came to shoot the location, they have to be in a hurry, they will leave in two days, and they will give them first." ”
"Then we're not in a hurry, aren't we? The crew spends tens of thousands of dollars a day, and the investment is a pick-and-pull flower, who is it for us to delay for a day?" The deputy director directly rolled up his sleeves and was about to dry, but it was not a beating, he pointed to the tip of Hao Laiyun's nose and said: "Give you thirty minutes, give me thirty, a group performance of average height, otherwise our cooperation will end here, and you expect me to bring someone to come again." ”
"Don't mind...... Wait, I'll get you right away, half of the town is here...... Wait...... It's coming right away, and it won't take thirty minutes. ”
As soon as Hao Laiyun saw the deputy director Fa Biao, and saw that the whole crew was looking at him unkindly, he ran to find someone repeatedly, these crews are the gods of wealth in the town, if you can not provoke, try not to provoke, a circle of word-of-mouth is ruin, and the business may not be so easy.
Hao Laiyun's nickname of "Hao Laiwu" is really not called in vain, at least in the group performance, it is the leader, the crew dragged one, the person picked one in the pile, and the security guard who maintained order was also pulled up, and after a while, he gathered a team of people, and hurriedly rushed to the filming location, and saw the two ghosts and ghosts wandering around the film and television city, he yelled: "Stop...... Get them. ”
Turning the corner, the distance was too close, and people rushed up, blocking Qiu Di and Geng Baolei, Qiu Di and Geng Baolei were so shocked that they raised their hands and surrendered, explaining: "Okay, Uncle Laiwu, let's come to play, nothing to do." ”
"Nonsense, let's go, find something for you to do. Hao Laiyun waved his hand and walked around the people. Geng Baolei saw that his expression was very tense, and he said nervously: "What's the matter, we can't do anything." ”
"Wouldn't it be okay to play dead. Hao Laiyun asked.
"No. Qiu Di said.
"It's really not pretending. Geng Baolei emphasized, thinking that he would suffer a loss if he did not invite trespassing.
"Let you play dead. Hao Laiyun emphasized.
The tone was too hard, and it seemed that he didn't understand it correctly, Qiu Di said: "We really didn't pretend, so we came in through the back door to play." ”
"It's hard to talk to you people who are so uneducated, let you be actors and pretend to be dead...... can exhaust you to death, it's cheap for you, from other places, don't want to show your face if you don't pay, hurry up. Hao Laiyun scolded and hurried to the scene.
It's reassuring, it's just a dead man, and it doesn't get any simpler than this.
More than 20 people came, and 30 people were picked according to their height, two teams, in the blink of an eye, Geng Baolei and Qiu Di changed into ancient costumes and military uniforms with pawns, and rubbed with props and knives, it was too light, and the deputy director gathered people together and talked about the play.
It's very simple, three shots, the first, walk through in a line, eight seconds. The second, the hero flew down from the city. The third, chopping melons and vegetables, cut a team of brave soldiers to the ground, nineteen seconds. The assistant director said, the key is the third shot, it's a bit creative to die, a little novel, don't just spit blood and fall down, so that the uncle and aunt are too fake to see it, come, I will assign you how to die.
I never thought that it would be so difficult, there was a knife that pierced through to death, there was a slashing neck and blood splashed to death, there was a kick that kicked out more than ten meters to die, and there was a knife that bleed to death...... When it was Qiu Di's turn, the assistant director glanced at it, raised his hand and shouted martial arts design: "This image is good, let him and the protagonist make two moves." ”
"Then how am I going to die?" Qiu Di asked curiously, excited.
"Pull the tightrope and fall to your death on the wall. "The deputy guide.
"Huh?" Qiu Di looked at the wall several meters high, and his tongue dropped in fright. Hao Laiyun didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, dragged the Qiu flute, and shouted: "Guidance and guidance, this, the image and temperament are good, we spend a lot of effort to cultivate the drops." ”
The people over there were pulled away, and Geng Baolei here also heard his death, and was kicked up with a flying knife and nailed to the wall.
As soon as the play was said, it began, tried a few times, Hao Laiyun was afraid that there would be another leak, it was evil, the martial arts instructor praised Qiu Di's good skills, and the sword flower was quite decent, Geng Baolei was even more skilled, the knife was pierced through the heart was shot like this, and the knife was shot out...... Immediately cut the next shot, the next shot, and there was a knife glued to the clothes as if it were stuck in the chest...... Geng Baolei was wearing a knife coat and pasted it against the wall, his eyes were open, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding, so he couldn't bat an eye.
"Okay, just die with your eyes open, it's too stylish. The director shouted from the camera.
When filming began, a team of patrol soldiers walked under the city wall, and there was a commotion, and some people broke through. Then flew down from the city wall a knight armed with a sword, the team besieged it, he stabbed one to death on the left, one on the right, one to death, one to death, one to fly, one to kick away...... Hit directly in front of Qiu Di, bang left and right two knives collided, all in slow motion, followed by the wire, the Qiu Di was hoisted, but the protagonist did the action of holding people with one hand, the wire was flicked, and it was thrown on the city wall, no matter how you look at it, it looks like the protagonist threw the official errand out.
Boom...... Crashing into the city wall, Qiu Di groaned, hit his butt painfully, and was put down with a grin.
Yes...... Geng Baolei pretended to have a frightened expression, sticking to the wall, staring, and not staring.
"Stop!" the director shouted, everyone was excited, now it's okay, Qiu Di just got up, but the director shouted again: "The action on the wall is good, do it again." ”
"Huh?" Qiu Di, who had just stood up with his buttocks, instantly made a bitter face.
Hao Laiyun Coke is crooked, and he is blowing with the assistant director, look, I didn't lie to you, we don't have a high culture here, and Su zhì is still quite high.
This level was limping in Qiu Di and Geng Baolei's gloating face, finally passed, the group performance had no status, handed over the costumes, received the money on the spot and received the lunch ticket, the two were honored to earn the first money here, two hundred and twenty yuan, which was originally an integer, and was deducted eighty intermediary fees by Hao Laiyun, who sent the money.
However, what made the two more interested was the scene of eating, three large cargo compartments were parked at the root of the city wall, and the entire cargo compartment was packed with foam boxed lunches, that is, to eat, to eat and go, the two of them walked around for a long time as a group performer, and I kind of understood why Guan Qianjiao wanted to let me come to see it on the spot, and also specifically mentioned dining.
The quality, price, and quantity of the lunch box are almost the most intuitive reflection of the business details such as the number of crew members and the income and expenditure of the operators on the day of the entire cinema base.
This information. easily entered Qiu Di and Geng Baolei's mobile phones.
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In the evening, the three of them came out of the sheep's tail alley.
Today ended early, had an early meal, Guan Qianjiao was busy sorting out the photos collected by several people, Qiu Di hastily said the situation of the film and television base, Guan Qianjiao was busy, and Bao Xiaosan kept harassing him, simply, brought everyone out.
This subtle action made Guan Qianjiao smile at him with understanding, the smile was very sweet and pure, and it made Qiu Di touch it for a while.
Xiao San was brought out in the name of drinking, and when he heard that the two of them were actually on the camera, and they earned more than two hundred, his mind began to turn, and he dragged Geng Baolei and said: "I said, today I also found a good opportunity, the unfinished building, the family collects the tattered, the classified, the plastic bottle alone should be worth one or two hundred thousand." ”
"What do you mean?" Geng Baolei fainted.
"Why are you so stupid, I mean, we can actually do this business," Bao Xiaosan said.
"What business?" Geng Baolei didn't understand.
"There is no shortage of bottles to pick up all year round. Qiu Di said with a smile.
"Yes, Brother Qiu is still smart and has no business, can you do it? At most, bribe those in charge of the studio, and this piece of tatters will all belong to us. "Bao Xiaosan's plan to make a fortune is finally clear.
This ideal that can directly put people in the alley, Geng Baolei was speechless, Qiu Di said with a smile: "Understand, Baolei, everyone has a forced ideal, like a sheep herder, after I get rich, I won't let my son herd sheep, I hire someone to let it go......; There is also a shell lang who said, when I have money, I will wrap up the toilets around me, and I can eat as much as I want. ”
Geng Baolei was laughing, Bao Xiaosan vaguely understood, and he asked unhappily: "Are you scolding me?"
"Eat, you think you're praising you? You can't do anything, you deserve to pick up the rags and ask for food...... Don't take shamelessness as backbone, that's not glorious. Qiu Di seemed to be a little angry, scolded Bao Xiaosan a few words, and left.
The Qiu Di is horizontal, and he can suppress Bao Xiaosan. Bao Xiaosan scratched his head, and it took a while to come back to his senses, he looked at Geng Baolei and looked at him, and finally had an enlightenment, and said in a deep voice: "What Qiu Di said makes sense, I should do something big." ”
"By the way, just don't get him wrong. Geng Baolei said earnestly.
"How about running a rag processing factory?" Bao Xiaosan burst out excitedly, Geng Baolei's face was bitter, he explained: "Let's not pick it up, take back the rags from several provinces for deep processing, and definitely make money." ”
finally has an ideal of forcing the grid, Geng Baolei couldn't cry or laugh when he heard it, and left in a hurry, Bao Xiaosan chased after him, talking about the plan to make a fortune spyingly.
I am afraid that the character developed since childhood will follow for a lifetime, Bao Xiaosan, who has been drifting with his parents since he was a child, has not had a life when he is used to drifting, and he has not finished talking about the big plan, he has found a new target, the Sichuan hot pot restaurant that slaughtered them for hundreds of yuan, that family Bao Xiaosan has already inquired, surnamed Hu, big man meat dun, big name Hu Lei, and as usual, come to pour slag and garbage.
"What do you want to do?" Geng Baolei saw that the situation was not right, and grabbed him.
Qiu Di came back with a bottle of wine he had just bought, and when he saw Bao Xiaosan's eager look, he smiled and said, "Don't make a mistake, with your body, you can't beat that stupid." ”
"No, I just looked at their house and slaughtered hundreds of us...... This time I have to get it back, otherwise Lao Tzu looked at him, and felt aggrieved, I will tell you...... "Bao Xiaosan is a little ridiculous, but he is not stupid, and even sometimes, a little smart is smarter than a big wisdom, no, when he said it, Qiu Di and Geng Baolei stared at him.
"Okay, can he understand that?" Geng Baolei doubted the feasibility.
"It's possible, see he's not stupid enough to be that way. Qiu Di said.
"Just try it. Bao Xiaosan squinted his eyes and crooked his mouth, smiling evilly, Qiu Diyang raised his head and said: "Don't fight with people, we will face each other in this place, and we will definitely suffer if we fight." ”
"Don't worry, our IQ is not high, but isn't he lower? ”
Bao Xiaosandao, shrunk his head and left, he squatted on the side of the road, took out his mobile phone, the one he used for himself, it hadn't been turned on for a long time, and at this time he turned on the phone, raised his hand and shouted: "Meat Dun, come on, watch a good movie, I will play and smoke for you." ”
Well, Roudun really put down the car, ran up, took a cigarette, and happily pinned it to his ear.
This kid is really stupid, he doesn't remember people at all, he only recognizes cigarettes, and those who give cigarettes are good people.
Bao Xiaosan took the mobile phone, put the video, and handed it to the meat dun, yes, ah, oh, oh, Ya's voice sounded, Qiu Di and Geng Baolei looked at each other, and couldn't hold back their laughter, showing the meat scene to Silly Que, I don't know what the result will be.
I really understand, in the blink of an eye, the meat dun looked at the phone screen intently, and the corners of his mouth were already sparkling with saliva.
It is estimated that this is the inventory of Bao Xiaosan chatting with masturbation, and after reading it for a few minutes, Bao Xiaosan asked the stupid meat mound: "Will you act?"
"Yes, that's all. Ahhh
"It's a good performance, give another one. Bao Xiaosan gave Roudun another cigarette, Roudun was stupid to catch it, Xiaosan's bad water came out, and said sternly: "But it's not very good, look at how beautiful this picture is...... But I don't have any clothes on, and if you want to perform well, you can't wear clothes......"
Hmm? Meat Dun doesn't understand the design of this plot a little.
Xiao San took a pack of cigarettes and instigated: "You should take off your clothes and act, act like it, and give you a pack of cigarettes directly...... Come on, so many people, all waiting to see, they will give you smoke in a while. ”
While saying that, Bao Xiaosan hugged his gown, exposed his bare back, and untied his trouser belt again, making a demonstration to let the meat dun learn.
"Oh. I will do this too. "Roudun is too dedicated, as soon as he unties his coat and throws it, he comes out bare-chested, Qiu Di is just about to stop, as soon as the pants are loosened, the pants have already been thrown away, Bao Xiaosan pointed to the street, he really ran to the street with his bare buttocks, ahhhhhhhhh
Xiao San, the bad seed, put on himself immediately, picked up the clothes of the meat mound and ran away, eating so much on the street, uh uh was choked, staring at the big eyes, that sentence I cāo was stunned I couldn't hold it back, and I laughed loudly for a while, and someone took advantage of the chaos to shout: How many cigarettes are you going to earn meat dun?
There are also people shouting: "Okay, once you take off your position, you will become famous again, oops, this is stripped naked, you have to become a star."
"Shout louder, call the bed. Someone shouted encouragement.
The laughter spread from the streets to the alleys, the actors who drank alcohol, the group performers who ate, and the mothers-in-law in the town, on the streets, at the entrances of the alleys and in the windows, there were human heads everywhere, and they were amused by the excited crotch swinging movements of the meat mound. From time to time, someone threw cigarettes at him, and the more he threw the meat mound, the more excited he became, like a star walking on the red carpet, and his whole body was naked and accepted the attention of everyone.
At this time, Qiu Di chased Bao Xiaosan, and slapped him in the back from time to time, this thing was too damaging, and he was so weak that Bao Xiaosan ran desperately, turned in a big circle, and threw the meat pier across the wall of the Sichuan hot pot restaurant.
"Bright Red Girl...... Your brother is spring, running bare-ass on the street, hurry up and take a look......"
The three of them nested at the root of the wall, no one expected to cause a huge sensation, so angry that Qiu Di and Geng Baolei kept beating Bao Xiaosan who was smiling evilly, until the hotel made a fuss again, the three of them didn't dare to stay, took advantage of the night of Fang Qi, slipped back to the residence, blocked the door tightly, packed up the luggage, took turns sleeping and leaving people to keep guards, ready to leave at any time.........