400 Changchun deer whip soup, is a man's best friend
Xuan Ming grabbed the Huishan inkstone on the table and smashed it towards his head without hesitation.
This person really hasn't changed at all, he doesn't have a door in his mouth, and he dares to say anything.
Lin Zhengxiao immediately jumped away and shouted aggrievedly: "I am kindly reminding you, why don't you know the hearts of good people!" ”
"I was almost hit by you, my appearance of the moon and the shy flower, I was ruined, how many beauties have to cry secretly, regretting my beautiful face in the prosperous world."
Lin Zhengxiao picked up the Huishan inkstone from the ground, looked carefully to see if there was a broken corner, and touched it gently, as if comforting an injured and crying child: "Guess who I met when I went to Shangqing Academy this time?!" ”
"Say what you want, and get out if you don't want to say it."
Xuan Ming didn't raise his eyelids, he really couldn't stand his skin, which was darker than coal, why did he go to Shangqing Academy and become so dark?
I know that he went to study and visit friends, but those who don't know think that he went to dig coal under the coal mine.
"Oh, don't, don't, I said, why are you so boring? Guess what? ”
After so many years, Xuan Ming has not changed at all, the only difference is that he met Yun Yige, especially after marrying him, he has become a little humane, not so ruthless, and finally has some fireworks on his body.
Lin Zhengxiao knew that he hated other people's selling guanzi, but he still couldn't help teasing him, seeing that he was going to be angry, he moved a small stool and sat down opposite him, and began to talk endlessly: "Xuan Ming, you would never have thought that I would touch the platform that we went to school together when we were young!" ”
Lin Zhengxiao said excitedly, he was looking forward to seeing Xuan Ming's surprised expression, but Xuan Ming didn't react at all, as if what he saw was an ordinary person.
didn't see the imaginary reaction, although Lin Zhengxiao was a little disappointed, he continued: "You still remember her, it's that skinny little girl who looks very good." ”
Lin Zhengxiao raised his hand and gestured, recalling the original situation: "At that time, she didn't seem to be as tall as this table, remembering that when I was a child in the school, you and Xuan Yan had a fight because of the Tai Dairong!" ”
Xuan Ming glared at him angrily: "That was all when I was a child, why bother mentioning it again." ”
He doesn't remember the specific things that happened in the school when he was a child, and he doesn't know if it was because of the fight between Tai Dairong, but it was common for him and Xuan Yan to fight for food and clothing.
"Seriously, I didn't expect that the quiet and shy Tantai Dairong when she was a child would grow up to be so eloquent, and she was not stunned at all in the face of those aggressive literati, she alone could refute those scholars and masters of Shangqing Academy speechless!"
Lin Zhengxiao's tone was full of pride and surprise, as if he was so powerful that he could get a lot of light himself, as if he was very face-saving.
"It is not an easy thing to gain a foothold in Shangqing Academy, and it does require some ability."
Although the Shangqing Academy was a place for literati to learn from each other, recite poems, quote scriptures, and write books, it was not so civilized, most of them were men, and they were extremely repulsive to women.
Moreover, some literati are still very small-bellied, and they can't tolerate women in their territory, stealing their limelight and honor.
If it weren't for the talent of Shantai Dairong and the fact that she was not afraid of the difficulties of those male literati and writers, she would not have been able to continue her studies at Shangqing Academy.
Back then, Xuan Ming, Xuan Yan, Lin Zhengxiao, Shantai Dairong and others were able to study with the master in one school, or the first emperor was enlightened and sent the princes to study in the private sector with hidden identities.
"It's just that she's not young now, and if she doesn't marry again, she will really become an old girl!"
As soon as she talked about the appearance of the platform, Lin Zhengxiao had endless words, and even worried about her future life.
"I don't know who will end up in her hands, looking at her like that, she is a good person, if Lang Jun marries her, I am afraid that he will have no status in the family."
"Anything else? If there's nothing else to do, you can go out, stink, hurry up and take a shower. ”
Xuan Ming raised his sleeve to cover his nose and glared at him with disgust.
Lin Zhengxiao's face was injured, he lowered his head and sniffed his armpits and collar, and frowned: "Does it stink?" It's okay, I haven't taken a bath for ten days and half a month, and there is so much excitement along the way, where is there time to take a bath......"
Food, beauty, and beauty are more appealing than bathing.
"Hey, we're good brothers, you can't dislike me just because I don't take a bath!"
Lin Zhengxiao leaned his head against Xuan Ming's chest and rubbed it, Xuan Ming clenched his fists, trying to restrain his urge not to twist his head off.
"Zhan Yue, send Lord Lin out!"
Xuan Ming rubbed his sore braincase, Lin Zhengxiao was very noisy, and he couldn't bear to be disturbed. When will he get rid of this broken mouth? So can you say, which woman can stand it?
Zhan Yue immediately came in from outside and "invited" Lin Zhengxiao out.
I thought I could be quiet now, and read the book quietly for a while, but I didn't expect that an hour later, Xuan Ming saw Lin Zhengxiao's black charcoal-like face again, and he put down the book impatiently: "Why are you here again?" ”
Lin Zhengxiao ignored the impatience in his tone, was full of energy, and brought a small porcelain jar and put it on the table in front of Xuan Ming: "Xuan Ming, drink it while it's hot!" Great stuff! ”
A not-so-good fishy smell and a smug smell entered his nose, and Xuan Ming glanced at the thing with disgust: "What, you are still not happy to say a few words, and you want to poison me?" ”
Lin Zhengxiao patted him on the shoulder: "Good brother, what are you talking about?" ”
"I have a deep affection for you, how can I hurt you?"
Outside the house, Qian Sui covered his mouth in shock when he heard this, not daring to let himself make a little noise, no wonder the prince and princess have never had children, it turned out that Lord Lin was the one who caused trouble!
Lord Lin is so old and hasn't been married yet, does he like the prince?! How can there be such a good broken sleeve?
It's terrible, you have to keep your distance from Lord Lin in the future, otherwise, if he takes a fancy to him, I'm afraid it will be difficult to get out, and he will have to guard Zhu'er like a jade! Qian Sui's steps are vain, he wants to find a corner to digest and digest, this information is too amazing.
Inside the house, the conversation between the two continued.
"Don't smell this smell, although it's not good, but this is a male duck kidney, aphrodisiac to replenish deficiency, and ah, I spent a lot of money to buy it for you, and a pair like this one costs six cents of silver!"
Lin Zhengxiao made a "six" gesture.
Along the way, Lin Zhengxiao saw a lot of good things that he was reluctant to buy, but when he saw that there were those selling these supplements, he immediately took out the silver and took down the male duck's waist without hesitation.
His good brother can't let people say that he can't do it, he has to be the absolute king in that regard, he can't wait to play with Xiao Xuanming, if Xuanming doesn't work hard in this matter, when will he realize his wish?
General Xuan Ming looked at him suspiciously.
"And this, Changchun Deer Whip Soup, is a man's best friend, you can break off friendship with me, but you must not have Changchun Deer Whip Soup!"
Lin Zhengxiao opened the lid, looked around, and whispered in Xuan Ming's ear: "I'll tell you, if you drink this, you won't have back pain the next day, and it's still very sustainable. Long ......"