Chapter Twenty-Three: Just Change the Name to Send the Son Land! (Ask for a monthly pass~)
"You have to talk about skills in part-time work, and it's not advisable to blindly work hard and brute!" Du Kang shook his head and sighed.
This is like when the first food delivery service appeared, so many orders were placed there, simply taking them one by one, and sending them one by one, not only would it take a lot of time, but also waste energy and physical strength, and the number of orders that could be delivered in a limited time would be reduced.
Be a little smarter, take a batch first, plan an area, and send it in the order of the shortest route, which can greatly improve efficiency.
This should be a way that normal people can think of, but I don't know if the land lord didn't think of it or couldn't think of it, anyway, Du Kang judged from checking his "prayer" completion record, probably just to do which one he saw, and then he was tired and tired to complete one or two "prayers" a day, plus he was an "old god", his physique couldn't keep up, his mana was low, and it was reasonable to be tired.
If you're smarter, you'll be able to try some high-end operations...... Du Kang had a preliminary idea in his heart.
"The land lord needs to complete the "prayer" to get incense so that the assessment will be met at the end of the month...... What about the other immortals? Du Kang thought thoughtfully.
"There are so many immortals, each of them has a different division of labor, since the land has public performance requirements, then it makes no sense that other immortals do not.
The functions of many immortals have been repeated, what the land public can do, other immortals can actually do, and some immortals do the corresponding things more than the land public! β
The more Du Kang thought about it, the brighter his eyes became, although it was only a preliminary idea, but his intuition told him that this would definitely be possible!
"So what's next......"
Du Kang continued to check the mountain of "prayers" through the stone seals, as if what he saw was not a lot of troubles, but a mountain of gold and silver, a mountain of incense!
[The widow in the north of the city was harassed by an adulterous ghost and asked for shelter; Incense*3
[Wufu Village, the wife of the fourth king of the East Wang, Li Shiqiu; Incense*3
[Yaojia Village, the wife of Yao Da in the east of the village, seeks a son; Incense*3
[Tangjia Village, Tang Zheng's wife begging for a son; Incense*3
ββ¦β¦ Why don't you change your name to Sending Son Land! β
Du Kang swept through those prayers, and couldn't help but complain, he didn't have to think about it, he knew what was going on, it must have been too effective after the land lord gave the previous son success, so it was passed out...... The problem is that he shouldn't have done it at all!
What's more, Du Kang doesn't know how to send the child at all, so he can't end up himself, right? He doesn't have the fetish of Prime Minister Cao!
"The main thing is, this will offend God!"
Du Kang shook his head, cutting off people's wealth is like killing his parents, and cutting off the incense of the gods is probably a hatred of the sky, but anyone with a little brain can't do this, right?
The problem is that the land lord really did it!
If he continues to do things according to his way of doing things, even if he is not tired, it is estimated that one day he will be united by other immortals, knock a sticky stick on his back, or come to the door to ask for guilt, or directly complain to the top...... The summary is that there is no good end.
Du Kang spent most of the hour dividing all the "prayers" into seven parts, namely: evil spirits and spirits (need to exorcise evil spirits), bless peace (hunting or shipping merchants), wealth and prosperity (doing business), grain harvest (farming), judging fairness, punishing evil (fighting, bullying, etc.), seeking children, and guiding the soul (sending the deceased to the Chenghuang Temple to enter the underworld reincarnation).
"There are enough prayers for a son to divide them into categories! What the hell did you do! β
Du Kang wanted to turn back and ask the landlord directly.
"Someone else only asked for a child in the first year of junior high school, and now it's only half a month since it's full, if it's not particularly effective, how can it be so publicized?"
"But the problem is, in half a month, normally the fertilized egg has only been implanted for seven or eight days, right? It is difficult to see with ultrasound unless the blood detects human chorionic gonadotropin (HCG...... Could it be that there was any other way to detect this in ancient times? β
Du Kang once again lamented that the necessary research materials in the writing process are too useful for accumulating all kinds of knowledge, for example, now, at least he can be sure that if he is only half a month pregnant, there will be no abnormalities in appearance at all.
In ancient times, there should be no conventional way to detect it during this time period, and it is basically after six to seven weeks of pregnancy to touch the happy pulse.
"I hope it's not something big for me......" Du Kang sighed and determined the first destination of the trip.
Du Kang didn't plan to start completing those "prayers" right now, although he was sure that his ability to fully pray was far stronger than that of the land lord, but he already had a better plan at this time, which would make it easier for him to complete the prayers and meet the assessment standards.
The first destination - to send the child Niangniang Temple.
Guicheng has a temple to send a child...... At least there was an ancient time in which Du Kang lived at this time.
Different from the "small and simple" of the land temple, the temple of sending the child to Niangniang is much more atmospheric, not as simple as the land temple to find a roadside, two stones for the wall, one stone for the top, and then build a small stone pile or put a statue inside, but a temple that looks like it is full of thirty or forty square meters.
What makes Du Kang a little strange is that no one has come in or out of this temple to send the son, at first glance, the incense is extremely cold, and even the temple door is hidden.
This is the temple of sending the child, the incense is continuous, and it is normal to be extraordinarily vigorous!
Du Kang chuckled in his heart.
Bad!
It won't be the first day of the new year, when the land lord came out, he directly dug up all the incense believers!
Isn't this directly to the point of "enmity against the sky"?
Du Kang hesitated for a moment, originally he planned to [transform] into the image of the landlord to visit the door, so that he could talk about things directly, but now in this situation, if he really does that, will he fight directly as soon as they meet?
Well...... Quite possibly!
It's not that I'm worried that I can't beat it, but I don't want to get it (Note 1), as long as I don't use any unheard of "The Art of Big Pregnancy", "The Art of Staring at Who is Pregnant", "What is filial piety, what is love, feel the greatness of mother's love - Pregnancy Gaze (The Art of Identification of the Strong)", Du Kang said that he must not panic!
Du Kang thought about it for a while, and decided not to transmogrify for the time being, and went in to see the situation.
So, he came to the temple and pushed the door in.
As far as the eye could see, it was a lazy woman, dressed in a gorgeous costume, half-lying and half-leaning on the throne, holding a fresh and juicy peach in her hand, taking a bite, and nodding with satisfaction.
Du Kang stopped where he was, stunned by the completely unexpected scene.
"Huh, it's a man? What are men doing here? β
The woman on the god seat squinted her eyes at Du Kang, and after finishing speaking, she took another bite of the peach...... Then, she chewed more and more slowly until she stopped completely.
The temple fell into a deathly silence for a while.
Half a day.
As if seeking confirmation, the woman sat up straight and shook her hand holding the peach from side to side.
Du Kang's eyes also followed the hand.
"You can see my ??!" The woman was shocked, and her pretty face instantly rose redder than the peach in her hand.
Du Kang finally understood what the situation was.
In later generations, this situation is called social death.
This social death came from the mother who sent the child.
Note 1: The Sending Lady is generally very strong, because the mainstream Sending Niangniang is these three immortals - Mazu, Nuwa, and Bixiao Yuanjun (the daughter of the Emperor of Dongyue Taishan, the Jade Girl of Dongyue Taishan Bixia Yuanjun), but this aspect belongs to Du Kang's knowledge blind spot, so it is a little taken for granted.
PS1: Test the waters, push and pull! You must read it! You have to follow up to advance!
PS2: Shared Diaryβ