Chapter 31 Du Kang is not the god of wine, and the god of Ji gives the book! (Ask for a monthly pass~)

"You are not the old man of the land, who are you!"

Ji Shen was almost fainted, and the trembling old finger pointed slightly away from Du Kang's direction, and asked, "Is it interesting to pretend to be an old man of the land to bully me?" ”

Ji Shen didn't see through Du Kang's [disguise], so in his eyes, Du Kang looked like a very short old man.

Then, it was just such a little old man, who took out a nine-foot-five-inch Qinglong Yanyue Knife, and played it decently!

Not to mention anything else, do you have that height to play with this weapon?!

If you think that Du Kang is a landlord and not someone else's fake, it is called an IQ problem!

"It's definitely not a fox and a fake tiger, bullying the god with the authority of Guan Gong."

Du Kang smiled lightly, took back the Qinglong Glaive Knife, and said again: "It's just that you keep saying that I am a treacherous villain, and there is really no way, so I thought of this method to prove myself, and the God of Ji should not reverse right and wrong." ”

Guan Gong, "loyalty", "faith", "righteousness" and "bravery" as one of the existence, in the long history of the continuous enshrinement of the model, respected as a martial saint, so many titles, ordinary people simply can't remember, even if you pick out a few of them, that is also famous, deafening general existence, such as - "Three Realms Demon Emperor Shenwei Yuan Zhen Tianzun Guan Sheng Emperor", "Zhenyuan Xianying Zhaoming Yi Han Tianzun" and so on, its status is naturally one of the top among the immortals.

In comparison, although Jishen has a long history, it is very likely that it was born before Yanhuang, and Guan Gong was gradually sealed after the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, but it has to be said that it is divided into high and low...... Needless to say, the results are.

However, Du Kang only emphasized one point from beginning to end, and took out the Qinglong Yanyue Knife just to prove that "I am not a treacherous villain", not to use Guan Gong's power to suppress people...... Crush the gods.

You can't say that Guan Gong's person who gave the knife is a treacherous villain, right? Who is to look down on?

"Am I reversing right and wrong? You...... Hmph, I can't talk about you! ”

Ji Shen seems to be an honest and honest old farmer, but he didn't expect to talk and do things in the same way, probably because he realized that what Du Kang said was indeed not wrong, and he really had no way to refute it.

"It seems that this self-proof should have been successful." Du Kang didn't force it, and said with a smile, "Since that's the case, then I'll retire next." ”

didn't mention what the two said before, as if nothing had happened, Du Kang turned around and was about to leave.

"You wait," Ji Shen really called Du Kang, "what are you leaving?" Want to pretend to be generous and put me in the situation of 'perfidious God'? I will definitely do what I have promised, give me all those 'prayers', and I will be able to do all the agricultural planting in the future! ”

"I deeply admire the god who cares about the lives of the people and does things for the 'prayers' of the common people." Du Kang smiled, not stinging with words of praise and praise.

Although I don't know what grievances and entanglements there are between Ji Shen and the previous shrine god, it must have nothing to do with Du Kang, so, according to common sense, if Ji Shen makes things difficult in every way, Du Kang will turn around and leave, or slap his face without saving face, there will be no problem.

But the aggressiveness of Ji Shen is too weak, and the left and right are nothing more than a little higher voice, and the worst word is "treacherous villain...... This kind of vocabulary is basically the same as the aggressiveness of modern "little fool" and "little fool", which is not only about equal to 0, but sometimes it may be a negative number, indicating a compliment.

In addition, Ji Shen also said that even if Du Kang didn't come to him, he would try his best to bless those farmers to plant and produce, but he didn't give Du Kang incense...... This kind of gambling and never forgetting his own responsibilities and fulfilling all his responsibilities, Du Kang is really hard to hate.

Therefore, after retreating into progress and letting Ji Shen take the initiative to complete the "prayer" according to the agreement, Du Kang also appropriately handed over the steps, and summarized the reason for Ji Shen's completion of the "prayer" as conscientiousness, rather than losing the gambling contract, so that Ji Shen could step down.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Hmph, you can speak, and you have said all the good things......"

Ji Shen's expression slowed slightly, but he was still a little stiff-faced, and after muttering, he probably couldn't bear it: "Hurry up and change your face back, what are you still pretending to be in front of me so far?" It's a good thing to do, you have to face the face of the old man of the land! ”

Du Kang laughed dumbly, what has to happen to make it so hateful?

There is indeed no need to insist anymore, Du Kang lifted the [disguise], looking at the honest performance of Ji Shen, it doesn't look like he will go to make a small report, and there is one thing to say, even if it is really a small report, Du Kang is not panicking, after all, his salary has been received in advance, it is nothing more than that he may be sorry for the land lord......

"Doesn't this look good? Eight feet tall, very great-looking, a good boy, why can't you think of pretending to be the old man of the land? Ji Shen looked at Du Kang's appearance after removing his disguise, and his tone softened a lot, but there was still a little complaint in his words, "What do you call Xiaoyou?" ”

Du Kang is completely sure now, Ji Shentie is a good man, and all the targets are for the land!

"Under the surname Du Mingkang, Mu Tu Du, Guang Li Kang." Du Kang introduced himself with a smile.

"Bacchus Du Kang?!" Ji Shen's eyes widened and his throat surged.

"No, no, it's just the same name and surname, don't misunderstand."

Du Kang hurriedly shook his head and explained, thinking-"Why do all these immortals subconsciously think of the god of wine one by one, otherwise I will directly add this sentence next time I introduce myself?" Otherwise, I always feel that I have to repeat it every time, which is weird, but if I don't add it, if the other party comes to say, 'Of course I know you won't be the god of wine Du Kang', will it seem a little embarrassing again? ”

"Oh......" Ji Shen was visibly disappointed, smashed his mouth, and said, "Then, why did Du Xiaoyou incarnate as an old man of the land and do these things?" ”

"The original land lord has just taken office, but because he is too eager to complete the assessment and meet the standards, he ...... for a while," Du Kang told Ji Shen what happened.

"I have nothing to do, I think that the land is also good-hearted, and I want to complete it without going through crooked ways, but my mana is low, and I have just taken office, and I am inexperienced, and I hurt the origin, if I can't pass the assessment because of this, not only is it a little pitiful, but also it is not good for those ordinary people who sincerely pray and do things in a down-to-earth manner, so I want to help him. Please also ask the god not to talk about this to anyone else. ”

"Ha, the old men of the land are all stupid things with no brains!" Ji Shen laughed when he heard this, "Du Xiaoyou, please rest assured, I am definitely not the kind of person who talks nonsense, and just hearing what Du Xiaoyou told me about this already makes me very happy, for Du Xiaoyou's sake, those 'prayers' I will definitely fulfill!" ”

"In that case, of course, it couldn't be better." Although he had expected it, Du Kang still breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, "Then I'll leave first, there are some other things that need to be done." ”

"Du Xiaoyou is slow."

Ji Shen called Du Kang again, turned over his hand, a jade slip appeared in his hand, and handed it to him, "I didn't recognize Du Xiaoyou's true body before, I offended Xiaoyou, please don't blame, this thing will be regarded as an apology." ”

"Actually, it doesn't matter...... What is it? Du Kang originally wanted to excuse himself, after all, he had no way to bring the real thing back, and it was useless to take it, but when he saw that it was a bamboo slip style made of jade, he immediately subconsciously took it and asked curiously.

"This isβ€”The Book of Grass." Jishen replied with a smile.

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