Chapter Fifty-Three: The First Day of Chenghuang's Vacation—It's Going Bankrupt! (Ask for a monthly pass, chase reading~)
"Did you only make three bowls in total? The output is a bit low. ”
"Hey, shouldn't you sigh at this time, what kind of wine can make all beings in the Three Realms, what immortals, gods, Buddhas, demons, and monsters all get drunk once? What is the word that the output is a little low, and it doesn't hurt to stand and talk, right? Shi Yuye said angrily.
"Legends...... Okay, it's mainly that what you said is too high-end, and there is no chance of getting it at all, is that kind of legendary wine really possible? Du Kang smiled and asked, "After that, Bacchus never made that kind of wine again?" ”
"After that, the god of wine is gone." Shi Yuye Road.
"Gone?" Du Kang was stunned.
"yes, otherwise why do you think they would ask you if you're a bacchus when they hear your name? It is said that after that, there were no gods or people who could find the god of wine, and they even forgot what the god of wine looked like, and they didn't know if it was too strong, and they didn't know where he went......
Shi Yuye said: "This matter is too far away from me, and I also listened to my sister. ”
“…… Is it possible that you want to skip work permanently because you are so annoyed at work? Du Kang thought about it and made a guess.
"Well, Du Gongzi, your idea is very novel, it is a possibility!" When Shi Yuye heard this, he thought for a while, "Permanent truancy ......"
"Calm down, Miss Shi, calm down! It's cool to skip work for a while, and it's cool to skip work all the time...... Ah no, it's okay to escape for a while, but it's not good to escape permanently! ”
Du Kang hurriedly stopped Shi Yuye's careful thoughts, although in terms of Shi Yuye's current work status, there is no difference between it and permanent skipping work, a month may only be one or two days at most, three or four days at most, but in essence, there is still a fundamental difference.
Escaping for more than 20 days a month, as long as you don't poke out any big guys, Shi Yuye's identity is just a small problem that can be fooled around at will, maybe the big guys will do this, but if you leave completely, it is probably a matter of principle to confront the system!
Du Kang didn't know how the system of immortals needing to go to work came about, but he didn't have to think about it to know that there was a reason why so many immortals with strong abilities and origins still needed to abide by this regulation.
"Don't worry, I still know what is right and wrong, just think about it." Shi Yuye waved his hand and smiled.
"Whew......" Du Kang breathed a sigh of relief.
At this time, Ji Shen also happened to arrive, and the incarnation of Du Kang's spiritual power that led him turned into spiritual power and returned to the earth.
"Xiaoyou and the mother who sent the child are here." Ji Shen greeted him quite kindly, probably since he found out that Du Kang had obtained the complete "Sheji Book", his attitude had become more and more intimate.
On the way over, Du Kang's spiritual power incarnation had already explained to Ji Shen that Shi Yuye was also coming together, saying that he had received Shi Yuye's favor and promised Shi Yuye that if there was anything interesting, he would call her along, and then this time he thought that Shi Yuye, as a child send-off, should never have participated in this kind of thing, and he might find it interesting, so he called her.
This explanation is mainly to avoid the idea that "Du Kang thinks that I can't handle it with just one immortal, so I have to call more people...... Shi Yuye's reaction before proved this, the gods also want to save face, "if you don't call me, don't you look down on me", "If you call me, if you call me, don't other people believe me", this kind of emotion will also be there!
"I've seen Ji Shen~" Shi Yuye smiled and beckoned lively, with her divine fate, it is conceivable that the ability to deal with is definitely full.
"The old farmer seems to be about to arrive at his residence, why don't we go to the neighborhood together now, and if there is any unexpected situation, we can quickly control it at the first time, how about it?" Du Kang detected the movements of the old peasant in his consciousness and said, "It just so happens that the civil and military judges in the Chenghuang Temple and the help found by the six divisions have arrived, and I have already communicated with them and asked them to be cautious, so they have no worries." ”
Ji Shen and Shi Yuye naturally had no objections, and one person and two gods began to hurry to get close to the location of the old farmer.
"By the way, you're talking about the help that the civil and military judges and the six divisions have found...... What about the City God? On the way, Shi Yuye suddenly remembered this question and asked, "Didn't you inform him?" ”
"Chenghuang has worked for so many years, and finally has a chance to take a vacation, this is something that happened not long after he left, if he is called back at this time, it should be very uncomfortable, maybe it is possible to collapse," Du Kang said the reason he had thought of a long time ago, "so I thought I wouldn't call him at all." ”
"Really? But, Du Gongzi, why do I think you seem to have another point in mind? ”
Shi Yuye raised his eyebrows and said: "This kind of thing, if it's just a small fight, it's fine, if it is determined that the evil demon behind it is a big problem, and we solve it, there will be a large reward after the review...... At that time, after you bargained with Chenghuang, how many times the salary you got when you were substituted for the incense? ”
"Ahem...... This can be regarded as one aspect, and it really can't be hidden from Miss Shi," Du Kang blinked and said, "The multiplier is fourfold, but it wasn't something I bargained for, it was Cheng Huang himself who said it." ”
"Tut-tut, this is the first day to do such a big thing, four times ...... I'm afraid that Chenghuang may go bankrupt on the first day of vacation! ”
Shi Yuye and Du Kang glanced at each other, and laughed "hehe" at the same time.
"You ...... What are you talking about? Substitute shift? yes, what about the city god? Wait, little friend, are you giving a class to Chenghuang now? ”
Ji Shen, who was listening on the side, finally figured out what the two were talking about, thought for a while, and said: "Hmph, even so, then Chenghuang still has to thank Xiaoyou, although he may have to deliver a lot ......of incense, but the merit is real, and if it is counted on his head, maybe there will be a chance to rise further because of this, so there is no need to stay here."
When Du Kang and Shi Yuye heard this, they immediately stood in awe of the god Ji, they deserved to be one of the oldest members of the immortal system, and they saw the most critical point at once-the reward is secondary, and the position can be moved up is the most critical!
……
"Crunch ......"
I got up early in the morning and hurried, arrived at noon, and came back after selling the pears, and the twilight had fallen. Today's pears are sold faster than ever, otherwise it would have been at least midnight when the old farmer returned.
Although pushing the cart walked a long way, but the old farmer did not seem tired, after doing farm work for a long time, he naturally got used to it, in exchange for some young people in the modern era, whether he could finish it or not, even if he was done, and then walked such a long way to the house, it is estimated that he would have to lie in bed and sleep immediately.
The old peasant was not in a hurry, looked left and right, returned to the house, closed the door, opened a wooden cabinet, and took out something from it.
Du Kang, Ji Shen, and Shi Yuye, who were already observing nearby, were in good spirits.
"That's ...... Fragrant? ”
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