Chapter 57 If you cause trouble in the future, don't tell you about being a teacher (ask for a monthly pass!) )
"Naming, strictly speaking, there are no rules, no hard requirements for cause and effect."
Shi Yuye instantly understood what Du Kang meant, and said with a smile: "It's just that no matter who you are, giving a name is a very prudent thing. If you have a name, it means that there is a connection, a responsibility, such as a pet, a servant, an apprentice, or something like that.
This is still a natural essence of the cat, if it encounters something in the future and you don't make a move, it is inevitable that you will not go. So, in general, we don't give names lightly. ”
Du Kang understood that it was basically that it might affect the "mind" of the people in the cultivation, and there was no other relationship, which was not the same as the kind of "Wong Tai Sin begging for seals".
Of course, if it is the relationship between apprentices, then there must be a concern of "if you cause trouble in the future, don't just talk about being a teacher".
"In this case, I don't have any worries, Xuan Mao ......" Du Kang squatted down, looked at the Xuan Mao, and couldn't help but want to reach out and touch its head, "How about calling you Xiao Hei?" ”
A powerful cat's paw was raised to block Du Kang's hand, the big round eyes of the black cat widened even more, and the clear eyes revealed obvious disgust, although he did not speak, but the meaning was already obvious: "Look at how you look decent, very pleasing to the eye, and smell very good, how can you come up with such a name, just want to touch my head?!" ”
"This is a bit too hasty, Du Gongzi!" Shi Yuye complained, "It sounds like it's just a nickname and not a serious name." ”
"It's ...... Down-to-earth. Ji Shen thought about it for a moment and gave an evaluation that sounded very emotionally intelligent.
"I'm a typical name, isn't it too embarrassing for me to come up with a nice and meaningful name in such a short time?" Du Kang seems to be very straightforward, facing up to his lack of strength, what's wrong?
Of course, Du Kang also continued to think about it seriously, but after a while, he could only reluctantly choose to give up temporarily, looked at the Xuan Mao, and said in a consultative tone: "Otherwise, since you are a Xuan Mao, then I will first use Xiao Xuan as a small name to call you, as for your big name, when I think about it slowly, I will ask you if you can do it until you are satisfied, how about it?" ”
"......" Xuanmao thought about it, probably feeling the sincerity of Du Kang's words, nodded, put down the cat's paws, and no longer blocked Du Kang.
Du Kang's hand continued to stretch forward, and he placed it on Xiao Xuan's head as he wished.
The cat's body temperature is higher than that of a person, Du Kang's hand just put it up, the first thing he felt was a heat, and then the smooth feel brought by the oily and slippery hair, not too big or too small, just enough for Du Kang's hand, the feel is excellent.
At first, Xiao Xuan was still a little uncomfortable, probably because he had never been so close to other people or even creatures, and this form of interaction, his body could even be clearly seen with a trace of stiffness.
However, after about a few seconds, the cat Xiaoxuan realized the happiness, half-squinted his eyes, and even let out a cry of comfort.
"That's it? I haven't shown the power of the three successes yet! Du Kang thought to himself.
But think about it, as a lover of cloud cats, Du Kang is not only rich in theoretical knowledge, but also often likes to go to cat cafes to pet cats, and his first-hand skills are exercised from countless consumptions. Later, those cats who had to pick up so many guests a day could feel comfortable under Du Kang's hands, fluttering like falling clouds, this Xiao Xuan, that is, for the first time, naturally looked unbearable......
Well? How does it feel like something isn't quite right?
"Xiao Xuan, let me ask you something, how did the old farmer start to deal with you, start sacrificing to you, and you started to protect his pear tree?"
Du Kang didn't go on to make any further strokes, but took his hand away and asked.
It's not that he's worried about "raising the comfort threshold", but Du Kang is worried that his skills will be used too much, and Xiao Xuan won't have the heart to listen to what he is saying, and he can still tell which is more important, and the most important thing at the moment is to see if he can ask some useful information from Xiao Xuan.
"Oh, he was chased by a tiger once, and I lured the tiger away, which saved his life."
Xiao Xuan's somewhat sloppy gaze regathered, and he secretly glanced at Du Kang's hand with some reluctance, shook his head and shook his body, and said: "Then, after a few days, he brought a lot of fresh fish, and a mud statue, saying that it was pinched according to me, and it was to be used to burn incense, I heard that this is good for me or something, but it looks ......."
Speaking of this, Xiao Xuan shook his head quite humanely, looked at Du Kang, and sighed: "It's almost the same as the little black you played." ”
Shi Yuye burst out laughing.
"What's wrong with Blackie! It's a cute name! If you add another 'sub' to the end, then you will have hundreds of millions of fans in an instant! ”
Du Kang shouted in his heart, but he wisely did not shout, and with a polite smile on his face, he motioned for Xiao Xuan to continue.
"It was ugly, but I felt as if what he said was true, so I pressed it on the clay statue." Xiao Xuan said.
"The clay statue leaves a mark, and it has its own spirit." Ji Shen nodded, "It's a mistake to recognize the owner of the clay statue and become a god statue, no wonder the incense can come all the way to you." ”
"I don't understand, it's just that that kind of thing really makes me feel warm and comfortable, and I have more strength." Xiao Xuan said and showed it, it gently patted the ground with its paws, and a small plum blossom print pit two or three centimeters thick suddenly appeared on the solid ground.
"If this cat's fist hits a person, it is estimated that a few ribs will be broken?" Du Kang couldn't help but think.
Then I could faintly hear him talking, as if begging me to do something, to bring me fish, to bless his pear harvest, but I would not grow pears...... But it didn't matter, I was smart, so I told him that I could help him get rid of rat pests and insects and prevent wild animals from eating his pears.
Also, it's okay to just give it to fish, but the 'fragrant' feeling is also good, so I didn't say it, anyway, he himself wanted to burn my ......."
Xiao Xuan raised his front paws and pointed in a few directions: "I also left some mice and pests, if he regrets it later and doesn't burn 'incense' for me, I won't care, but he just gave it to me, so I got rid of the rest of them......"
"This is the essence of making a wish and repaying a vow without a teacher!" Du Kang couldn't help but sigh, "Xiao Xuan is indeed quite smart. ”
Making a wish is like an advance payment, a deposit, and a wish is like making a final payment. If it can't be realized, draw the statue of the god, or smash the temple, it is a labor dispute. Therefore, if you only pay the deposit, of course, you can't do it all, you have to keep a hand, otherwise it will be over if you don't pay the final payment...... The mode of getting along between Chinese immortals and humans is so pragmatic.
"yes!" Xiao Xuanyi raised his head.
Du Kang put his hand up very understandingly, opened the plate as a reward, and asked, "And then, is there anything else besides these?" Like a Taoist priest, or someone like us coming to you or something. ”
"Taoist priest, I seem to have heard that person say that there is a 'Taoist priest' who has lost all his pears, and he is very angry, but he doesn't dare to provoke him, so he can only think that he is unlucky or something...... Others like you? It seems that there is no more. ”
Xiao Xuan thought hard about it, and after he finished speaking, his eyes began to gradually become dilated again.
"Strange." Ji Shen frowned.
"In this way, the Taoist priest is indeed very suspicious?" Du Kang asked.
"But suspicion is one aspect, and I think it's strange that the mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain really didn't come to look for it."
Ji Shen shook his head and said, "If there is a great demon who has a great avenue in his body, he is worried that he will not be able to defeat him, so he will not dare to come to find it."
It's just an ignorant kitten who has just learned to practice, and if he gets involved in this obscene thing, although it is only a first-time offense, and it is a crime of ignorance, even if it is not punished, it should be questioned and warned, how can it be ignored? ”
"Why don't you go to him and ask him face to face?" Du Kang felt that Ji Shen's words were reasonable, "It stands to reason that in the jurisdiction of the mountain god, if this kind of thing happens, he should know some things." ”
"I really should look for it." Shi Yuye suddenly spoke, his face serious, "I just asked an insider and learned something. ”
"What?" Du Kang asked.
Shi Yuye looked at Du Kang, slowly spoke, and said word by word.
"The mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain, this month, has been absent from work for more than ten days."
Du Kang: "??? ”
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