One person, one cat, vegetable market.

Nowadays, cat owners shopping with cats cannot be said to be everywhere, but they can often be seen.

However, it is certainly rare to see a cat squatting firmly on a person's shoulder, looking pure black, but with a red layer of hair rendered by the sun.

And when this person still chats with the cat from time to time, and seems to be chatting quite smoothly, this situation is a little easy to be wary, thinking that this may be some kind of cat sect leader or senior high priest or something.

However, fortunately, if you look closely, the person crouching in this black cat is also like a crown of jade, with a lofty spirit, handsome but not soft, handsome but not vulgar, so people feel that such a handsome person must have his own reason for doing some strange things...... This world of looking at faces really can't make people better.

Fortunately, in the vegetable market in the early morning, there is no need to worry about meeting any girls who come up to ask for contact information. At this time, the people who come to the vegetable market are definitely not of this age, and the vast majority of people who are the same age as Du Kang prefer to go to the supermarket to buy vegetables - mainly because they don't know how to bargain, and they don't bother to cut, and they don't know if they are afraid of being slaughtered, so they might as well go directly to the supermarket to buy the price clearly marked.

Du Kang will bargain, but he is generally too lazy to cut, and comes to the vegetable market to buy because he thinks there is much fresher here, and many of them are raised or planted by the sellers, and they are picked and sold or caught and sold on the same day.

"How's this fish? I think it's good. Du Kang stared at the churning and energetic fish in the fish pond for a while, pointed at one, and asked.

"Grass carp has a lot of bones, and it's not delicious." Xiao Xuan expressed his opinion.

We all know that cats eat fish, and they eat fish well, but in fact, the oral structure of cats is not special, and it is easy to be stuck by fish bones, but it depends on the different levels of eating fish...... Although cats that eat fish and can get stuck by fish bones, cats are indeed very disdainful.

Naturally, something like that can't happen at Xiao Xuan's level, but if it can be as easy as possible, who wants to bother?

Of course, to outsiders, it sounded like Xiao Xuan glanced in the direction that Du Kang raised, and then meowed. This is a universal spell used by Du Kang, so that the sound made by Xiao Xuan sounds like a normal cat meow to others.

Rao is like this, and it is inevitable that people will look sideways...... It is natural that such a question and answer can be understood, which is naturally quite surprising.

Du Kang didn't pay attention to this, anyway, as long as Xiao Xuan didn't speak, it would only spread that it would be a "cat language tenth-level expert and a spiritual Xuan cat", and it would have no impact.

Of course, it's impossible to shoot a video, and it's easy for Du Kang to make the camera go black when they want to shoot.

"What about this one?" Du Kang chose one more and asked.

"It's not too new," Xiao Xuan said, looking at the frantically writhing fish, "It's kind of like a flashback." ”

"Oh," Du Kang quickly made the wisest choice, reaching out and motioning for Xiao Xuan to jump up, and then put it on top of the fish pond, "Then you can catch it yourself?" ”

It makes perfect sense to let the cat pick the fish on its own.

Xiao Xuan had no choice, squatted on Du Kang's hand and looked at it for a while, his right front paw grabbed into the water like lightning, and firmly grabbed a fish bigger than his body, which looked very contrasting, and people couldn't help but wonder if something was wrong.

"Is this fish okay, boss?" Du Kang stretched out his hand to the front of the desk, Xiao Xuan also used his two front paws to hold the big crucian carp and stretched it forward, but the relatively slender cat's claws easily held down the crucian carp that was bouncing around, and even did not move, without the slightest bit of up and down or shaking, making it easy to ignore the fact that Du Kang's hand holding Xiao Xuan and the crucian carp did not move at all.

“…… Yes, of course...... You cat, you're amazing! ”

The boss finally came to his senses and carefully took the fish from the small claws, but he almost didn't hold it down to make the fish jump to the ground, and it took decades of killing skills to hold it down.

"Xiao Xuan is indeed powerful." Du Kang nodded.

The cat, who became a mountain god, can also become a tiger, and it can also occupy space in mythological stories.

Because he was going to make braised food, Du Kang did not let the boss slaughter it, and was ready to take it home to deal with it himself, even if he gave up experiencing the exclusive five-star customer service of buying vegetables in the south.

There are many differences between the North and the South, even when it comes to grocery shopping, for example, in the South, you can choose the quantity you want, and you can also provide services such as washing, cutting, cutting, and slaughtering, such as dicing meat, cutting nails on chicken feet, and cutting corn on the cob into corn kernels...... Some of them are even taken care of before they go on sale.

In the north, these services are said to be generally not available, and if you ask for too much, you may even be seen as looking for fault.

"Electricity? Thunder and lightning? ”

"It can be understood that it has become another kind of 'spiritual power' mastered by ordinary people, which can be used on many things and provide energy for many things to operate. For example, the TV that's playing right now, and the lights, and even the parts of the cars you saw earlier...... In short, most ordinary people are now inseparable from electricity. ”

Du Kang answered the endless questions for Xiao Xuan while cooking, anyway, in terms of his ability, he used two things for three purposes, and there was no difference from ordinary at all, so there was no burden, and he would not feel troublesome because of Xiao Xuan's many problems, but he was a little happy in it.

When explaining these things to Xiao Xuan, he had to convert them into spiritual power and spells to explain them. In this way, there is a feeling that ordinary people have done things that only immortals could do in the past in another way, which is very interesting. Moreover, it can also give Du Kang a deeper understanding of the relationship between the two, and he must be able to use it when he teaches the students of the Guibei Anomaly Investigation Bureau.

Why not kill two birds with one stone?

"No wonder the lives of ordinary people have changed so dramatically, and it turns out that the ability of the gods has been popularized to the world."

Xiao Xuan squatted on the edge of the sink, wagging his tail and saying, while keeping a close eye on Du Kang's action of gutting the fish, and giving guidance from time to time, as a cat, it must know which parts of the fish are delicious and which places can be discarded.

"Basically, that's how it can be understood." Du Kang thought for a while and said with a smile, "The telephone is a thousand miles of sound, the airplane is the flying technique, and the car and high-speed rail are also considered to be the magic skills of traveling thousands of miles a day...... When you convert it to this, it seems to be about the same. ”

"It's amazing...... Xiao Xuan sighed, "Can I learn?" ”

"Of course, in fact, the learning tools I bought you are almost there." Du Kang blinked, raised the fish in his hand that was being gutted, and said, "Go get it yourself, it's a gift from me." ”

……

"I'll go, there's no elevator on the seventh floor, what's the ......" the takeaway errand runner complained, not knowing how many security checks he had just passed on the road, and when he came to the door, he was about to knock on the door, his hand was just halfway out, and the door opened by itself as soon as the door lock moved.

"Eh, hello, your errand order ......" the errand runner subconsciously spoke, and then stopped again in the middle of speaking, because looking ahead, he didn't see a person.

So, who opened the door for himself just now?

Fortunately, the sun was abundant in the daytime, not dark at night, otherwise the errand runner would probably have to play songs like "Good Day" in a panic and quickly escape downstairs.

"Meow~" A cat meow made the errand runner come back to his senses, and when he looked down, he saw a black cat staring at him...... The box in your hand.

To be reasonable, if it was really night, this black cat and those cat meows just now could really scare the errand runners into their souls.

"Ah, that's my cat, just give him your phone!" Du Kang's voice came from the kitchen, "Tail number 2305!" ”

"Oh, yes, yes, good ......" The errand runner swore that he had delivered so many orders, met so many customers, and was the first time he had seen his own cat pick up something...... The key mobile phone box is so big, how can the cat take it? Dogs can still bite!

Before the errand runner could react and speak, Xiao Xuan was a little impatient, bounced slightly, hooked his paws forward, and the errand runner felt empty in his hands, and when he looked at it again, the box was already hooked by Xiao Xuan's claws.

I don't know if it's an illusion, the errand runner only felt as if he vaguely saw the black cat waving its paws at him, and his face somehow showed impatience, so he jumped and hooked again...... Then the door closed itself.

Errand Runner: "??? ”

What the hell in broad daylight?

After coming to his senses, he had the courage to confirm the address again, and the errand runner immediately ran down the stairs at the fastest speed in his life.

Xiao Xuan didn't care so much, he jumped on the table when he got the mobile phone box, and began to dismantle it in front of Du Kang, with the sharpness of the cat's claw, he naturally didn't need any scissors to cut through the tape and plastic film, and Du Kang only needed to explain where the switch was, Xiao Xuan played for a while, and gradually adapted to how to operate.

In the final analysis, this mobile phone can only be understood as a kind of "magic weapon" that uses electricity, and it is not like a magic weapon that can be operated directly with the mind, the advantage is that it can use electricity without spiritual power, and the function is relatively much more than that of ordinary magic weapons...... In short, as long as you accept its essence and use Xiao Xuan's knowledge, it can't be easier to play with this thing.

For a while, the cat was playing with his mobile phone, and the person was disemboweling the fish and cooking, which seemed quite harmonious.

As for literacy, naturally there is no need to worry, there are traditional characters in the mobile phone system, and there are many interoperables between traditional and simplified characters, and the context of the connection can basically be understood. As for the writing itself, it is not difficult for Xiao Xuan, and there is also a voice input function, which is extremely convenient.

Of course, the phone card must still be Du Kang's, with the current situation, you can't really get an ID card for Xiao Xuan to register a phone card or something...... This is estimated to be equivalent to waiting until the gods fully recover + return, and the state launches relevant policies...... Maybe you can set a precedent? Du Kang was going to ask Han Wei later.

"Xiao Xuan, I'm going to take a nap, and you can help me see what's strange later, how about it?" It was almost noon, Du Kang looked at Xiao Xuan and asked.

Finally, this can be confirmed...... Before that, Du Kang couldn't find anyone else to do this, but Xiao Xuan could be trusted.

"Strange place?" Xiao Xuan was stunned.

"It's all sorts of unusual phenomena, if anything, tell me when I wake up." Du Kang said.

"Okay." Although he didn't quite understand, Xiao Xuan nodded obediently and agreed.

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After stroking the cat's head and being satisfied, Du Kang lay down on the bed, picked up his mobile phone, clicked the button of [Continue Special Emergency Substitute], and fell into a deep sleep with the sleepiness that hit.

Xiao Xuan tilted his head slightly: "Fell asleep so soon?" ”

After watching it for a long time, he didn't find anything abnormal in addition, but Xiao Xuan didn't continue to play with his mobile phone, and continued to squat next to the pillow, his long tail dangling.

"It's really weird......

PS: Ula! I did it! Go to bed!

Ulla!

(End of chapter)