Chapter 156: It shows that what is attached to you is a good Ah Piao
(This chapter is a free chapter)
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"Prime Minister Cao Cheng .gif Dinner"
Ning Caicheng saw the message sent by Du Kang, and immediately felt that the cold and comfortable feeling that his body had felt had a tendency to disappear in the gloomy and cold direction, and his body was agitated, and he hurriedly replied.
"I must be gifted!"
"Judging from your name, it does meet the preconditions of talent, such as Undead Knight: 300% increase in attraction to the undead, such a talent is good."
Du Kang replied, the whole life is almost the same, the mutual loss between the dead friends is the mutual loss, and there is no ambiguity at all in serious matters, so he recalled the relevant records in the "Sheji Book" and asked, "Do you have any other symptoms these days besides not being afraid of heat?" For example, it is easy to be sleepy, have difficulty concentrating, and feel tired and panicked no matter how long you sleep. ”
“…… Isn't that what you're talking about? Ning Caicheng replied.
"It seems to be the same...... It's hopeless, wait for death, and say goodbye.jpg"
Du Kang thought about it, it was normal for Ning Caicheng to be in such a state because of his outrageous work, which led to a cycle of reincarnation in the underworld.
Of course, to achieve the same state, there may be other factors, such as excessive and frequent self-reward, three or four times a day for a long time, young sports students are estimated to be able to withstand it, and social animals over twenty-fifty or thirty are estimated to be gag in a short time.
"But, but, ah, during this period of time, I not only feel that I am not afraid of the heat, my whole body is cool, and I even feel that my spirit is getting better and better, and the quality of sleep is extremely high, and I can occasionally dream of super beautiful girls in ancient costumes!" Ning Caicheng sent another message.
Du Kang: "??? ”
Du Kang's curiosity was completely aroused now, and Ning Caicheng's situation was clearly wrong!
"Do you remember the appearance and name of that girl in costume?" Du Kang asked.
"Not one, but many...... But if you want to talk about your appearance and name, I really can't remember," Ning Caicheng replied, "By the way, why don't you ask what happened in the dream?" ”
Du Kang smiled and sent a disdainful expression: "What else do you need to ask, have you heard of what is called the lack of necessary materials that causes rendering to crash, and what follow-up plot can you have as a great magister?" ”
Ning Caicheng: "??? Heart-piercing! Besides, aren't you too? ”
"I don't want to, you don't dare, can it be the same?"
"Is that my fault? I finally mustered up the courage and ended up running into all the Aquamans, what can I do! Ning Cai was honestly angry.
“…… Tsk, too. ”
Du Kang shook his head, there was no way to refute this, because what Ning Caicheng said was indeed the truth.
If you want to talk about the difference in length, Ning Caicheng looks really good, he belongs to the template of a white and pure scholar who is weak and weak, and he is exactly the same as Ning Caichen in "Strange Tales from Liao Zhai". If you want to fall in love, it should be quite easy to reason, as long as the emotional intelligence does not reach the level of the protagonist in the deliberate eunuch text, and Ning Caicheng's emotional intelligence is still very good, even in the relatively high category of ordinary people.
As a result, the three times they talked about it all ended because they found out that the girl was the Sea King.
The first time was because after the date, I found out that the woman was over and rushed to the next trip; The second time was when the woman took the initiative to confess and found out that it was the woman who sent it in groups; The third time was in college, as a roommate, Du Kang witnessed him think carefully for a long time, Lang had a concubine, and the hookup was about to be completed, but the woman's best friend quietly came over and told him that he actually had several boyfriends in different places, and he didn't want to watch him jump into the fish pond because Ning Caicheng was good, and then found out that it was true after verification.
It's outrageous!
Of course, in terms of some of the values of people nowadays, this is actually nothing, and having a girlfriend is not to ask for a wife, is it okay to have fun? Anyway, I can't afford to lose, so I take advantage of it as if I don't know.
But it's really not good for Ning Caicheng, he, like Du Kang, is the same value of "falling in love is not for the purpose of getting married, but playing hooligan", so it is naturally unacceptable for such a situation, and he is done straightforwardly, so he is still a great demon mentor until now.
It was also after that time that Du Kang and the others learned from Ning Caicheng's mouth about the things he had encountered before, so Ning Caicheng was added by them with the label of "easy to provoke the Sea King physique" after the nickname of "Undead Knight".
There is a way that there are only three things, and Xiao Ning has completely lost confidence in beautiful love since then, so he resolutely invested in the sinkhole industry of machine maintenance. With the working hours and working places in the underworld, and the number of female workers in the maintenance industry is smaller than that of science and engineering, it can be said that it is difficult to have other channels for long-term contact with girls other than blind dates.
Of course, there are beautiful flight attendants at the airport, and some ground and service staff are also girls...... But the pilot is not fragrant? No matter how bad there are air traffic controllers and male flight attendants, the maintenance staff can basically only look at the plane and cry without tears, unless it is really handsome, then naturally it is another matter, gold can shine anywhere.
The above are all complained to Du Kang when Ning Caicheng has nothing to do, as the author Du Kang naturally does not refuse to come to such an industry situation and various interesting things, after all, maybe when the writing will be suddenly used, it is quite good material, readers love to read this, and the author is also very water...... Ahem, add polish to the article.
"Are you sure you don't feel hot but feel better mentally and physically?" Du Kang withdrew from his memories and still put his mind on business.
"Yes, at first, I also felt that something was wrong, and I wanted to go to the hospital for a check-up, but suddenly there were such things again, and it was the same as the aura revival inside. You say, isn't this my awakening of my cultivation talent? ”
Through the mobile phone, Du Kang couldn't see Ning Caicheng's expression, but he could guess it, probably holding the mobile phone happily and smirking, maybe he was still lying on the bed chrysalis imitating a maggot.
"Let's take a look at the video?" Du Kang thought about it, and after sending a message, he initiated a video invitation.
After a few seconds, the video was connected, and Ning Caicheng's familiar face appeared on the screen, shaking his head left and right with a bit of stinkiness, swaying up and down, and posing in the distance: "How is it, brother, has he been a lot more handsome recently?" I feel like I'm flushed and radiant now! ”
"Well, it's not a flashback." Du Kang nodded, giving a fairly pertinent evaluation, and at the same time there was a faint flash of inspiration in his eyes.
[Spiritual Eye] is on!
As we all know, because of the resolution, light and automatic optimization of the camera, the identification of antiques online is purely for fun, and it is also a fantasy to want to see what is wrong through the spiritual eye. It's not that Du Kang's mastery of spiritual eye skills is insufficient, but it is indeed limited by spatial distance and communication channels.
However, it is still very easy to preliminarily judge Ning Caicheng's current physical state through this, at least one thing can be made clear - Ning Caicheng's physical fitness has indeed been improved rather than reduced.
"Can't you just say something good?" Ning Caicheng said helplessly.
"Of course," Du Kang nodded seriously, "For example, you have a good Ah Piao on your body." ”
"That's a good thing to say?"
"Of course! A good Ah Piao is good for people! ”
"Don't talk nonsense, what TV I watch says that people and ghosts can't get along for a long time......"
Ning Caicheng shuddered as he spoke, obviously because Du Kang was a little worried about what he said, "Otherwise, I'd better go to the hospital for a checkup, I hope it won't be sliced?" ”
"You said that it was set in the TV series, and you directly copied it to reality? Besides, the detailed settings in the different ones are also different, maybe the reality of our world is that people and Ah Piao can coexist in harmony? Du Kang rolled his eyes.
"As for slicing, don't worry, the country will not be incompetent to this point, who will do the thing of killing chickens and taking eggs? So, I happen to know an acquaintance at your hospital, and I'll say hello later, and you can go for some tests overnight. ”
Regarding the relationship between people and Ah Piao, Du Kang knows something.
In some, TV series, and even Taoist Buddhist scriptures, there are often remarks about "people and Ah Piao can't stay together for a long time, even if Ah Piao has no ill will towards people, he will passively absorb the yang energy of the human body, and over time it will lead to illness and life loss", not to mention the kind of Ah Piao with malicious intent, which is really a tragedy that destroys people at every turn.
In Du Kang's cognition, Ah Piao is not like this. This is because "Shejishu" is an encyclopedia that covers all aspects, and naturally there are records of Ah Piao, and theoretically speaking, the land and city gods that Du Kang has come into contact with are all transformed from Ah Piao, so naturally there will be no preconceived bad impressions.
After all, demons and monsters, these are different types of creatures, but some of them are different from ordinary carbon-based creatures, but after all, they are all made of particles, and ghosts are not high-energy particles that radiate outward at all times, if they just stay together, they will not have any effect on the human body at all, even if they are directly possessed.
If there is harmlessness, it is still necessary to judge it from the facts. There are good demons like Xiao Xuan in the goblins, and there are also good demons like the Truth Demon Lord in the demons, and there will naturally be good Ah Piao in Ah Piao.
The difference between good and bad is generally based on the means of cultivation. Demons and monsters can be practiced through normal aura, what meditation under the moonlight, what cave heaven blessed retreat, in essence, is to practice through the natural cultivation resources between heaven and earth, heaven and earth are not benevolent to all things as dogs, people can practice through aura, why can't demons and monsters? Of course.
And where there are good, there are naturally bad. The predatory practice of devouring flesh and blood, devouring essence and spirit, including stealing yang qi and the like, is essentially the kind that is bad - specifically harming others, this kind of unity, whether it is demons, demons or human beings, is a harmful thing, and heaven, earth, man and god are all condemned...... At least in the territory of China, where the gods and humans coexist in harmony, and the system of mutual benefit guarantees this general tone.
Therefore, Du Kang's "a good Ah Piao can be beneficial to people" is a complete truth, as long as Ah Piao is willing, then he can help practice and maintain his body, if he masters other more spells, then "how can he not feel hot" is also a very easy point to do, and even if Ah Piao is delicate and easy to push down, you can also experience the pleasure of the real undead knight......
In short, Du Kang felt that it was probably possible that there was something like Ah Piao attached to Ning Caicheng, which was a good thing for now.
However, this kind of thing, from such a distance, there is no way to figure it out just by looking at it twice and asking a few words. If it weren't for the sudden intuition that told Du Kang that Ning Caicheng was really fine, Du Kang estimated that he would have flown halfway or already in front of him by now - the loss is lost on weekdays, and he must care about his buddies and be willing to help when he really encounters something.
This is also the friendship between dead friends, although it is strange to say, I can not contact for months and half a year, but there is no ambiguity when it is time to help. And those who come and go to all kinds of good brothers and sisters every day, holding and boasting about going to the sky, when they encounter something, they are easy to see no one.
"Really? Can this kind of thing be arranged on an expedited basis? Ning Caicheng was stunned when he heard this, and couldn't help but ask.
"Of course you can, as long as there are people, it has a relationship, the doctor is a relative of mine, just a matter of words, I will give you the address and contact information after I say hello later, you can just take a taxi to go, and tell me directly if there is anything." Du Kang nodded.
The acquaintance was naturally made up by Du Kangxian, where did he go to meet his relatives in Zhezhou...... However, although he didn't know him, the people from the Bureau of Anomalous Investigation definitely knew.
As Du Kang, if he wants to arrange such a thing, it is really a matter of one sentence, and it is even estimated that the people of the Abnormal Investigation Bureau will treat Ning Caicheng very favorably because of this relationship.
"Wouldn't it be too much trouble? Forget it, I feel pretty good. Ning Caicheng hesitated for a moment and said, not deliberately refusing, but really feeling embarrassed to trouble people.
"It's nice to be back in the light of day, too." Du Kang smiled coldly.
"Please, say something good!"
"Okay, that's it, I'll send you the message later, see the situation, I'll travel to you tomorrow, if there is a Piao, I can help you deal with the aftermath......" Du Kang smiled.
"Then I really thank you!"
The phone hung up, Du Kang sent a message to Han Wei about the incident, and after getting a second confirmation reply and arranging it immediately, he sent the relevant information to Ning Caicheng.
After completing this series of actions, Du Kang was just about to ask Xiao Ye how the code word cause was going, and then preliminarily review and criticize and educate, and then seriously tutor a series of actions, when the mobile phone vibrated again.
For Du Kang, whose mobile phone is in silent and static vibration mode all year round, the vibration of the mobile phone represents one thing, and the new task of [going to work on behalf of others] has arrived.
Du Kang clicked on the message "Congratulations on finding an urgent task, come and pick it up", enter the software page of [Substitute Work], and view the description of the task information in detail.
[Congratulations on finding an urgent mission]
[Urgent recruitment of emergency substitutes: one love psychological counselor, daily settlement, salary negotiable]
[Requirements: Proficient in all kinds of love skills, and able to make a dismantling or matching plan after a detailed analysis of the psychological activities of both parties in love, such as mastering CPU and other skills is preferred]
[Additional news: Du Gongzi, save me - Yan Chixia]
Do you want to take this task?] Yes / No]
"Huh?" Du Kang saw the mission information clearly and was stunned.
Without him, there are too many slots.
What's going on, even if it's a love counselor, it's barely reasonable to dismantle and match plans, but what does it mean that those who master CPU skills are preferred, why don't you say KFC?
However, judging from Du Kang's experience of high-intensity Internet surfing, it is natural to be able to conclude that the real meaning of "CPU" is "PUA...... But if the psychology of love and PUA are linked, it seems a little unpleasant, right?
I feel that the scumbag index and the queen of the sea index have begun to grow exponentially!
The most important thing is the signature after the "Du Gongzi, save me...... Yin!
Old acquaintances.
You thick-eyed guy, why do you have anything to do with CPU and love!
PS:I sent an extra 4.4k paid words before.,This chapter of the free chapter just made up.,Perfect!