In Du Kang's memory, there is not much about Erlang God that is currently known, especially in terms of personality.

But what he can be sure of is that Erlang God will definitely not be irritable, and it is rare for him to get angry.

It's very simple, when a person's personal force value reaches the top few in the world, and his uncle is still the emperor among the immortals, this kind of strength and status are basically full, even if the character itself is irritable, others will try their best not to give him any chance to be irritable.

Because, I can't afford to offend!

As the saying goes, "When you have power and money, you are surrounded by good people who think about you", which is actually another similar version - "When you are powerful and powerful, you are surrounded by obedient people." ”

It was precisely because of this truth that Du Kang suddenly felt strange when he saw Erlang God's iron-blue face, his spiritual power could not be controlled, and even a strange pattern appeared on his forehead.

What kind of person and what did he do to make Erlang God so angry?

Some doubts did not stop Du Kang's pace towards Erlang God, and the Erlang God, who was originally angry, also eased his face after seeing Du Kang come all the way with the Howling Sky Dog, and barely controlled himself to laugh with Du Kang and hug his fists.

"Thank you Du, this is really a great help to me!"

"It's just a small thing, and the dog is very obedient, and after recognizing me, he honestly followed me back, and didn't cause any big trouble...... I've basically settled it in the future, and as for the details, I can talk about it later. ”

Du Kang smiled, and was not in a hurry to return the dog: "When I came, I seemed to see Erlang, you were extremely angry, but what troublesome things happened?" ”

When people are free, they like to look for things everywhere, and Du Kang hasn't experienced anything particularly interesting this time, of course, it's to play the style of forcing things to see if he can find something to do.

The main thing is that he is really interested in being able to make Jiro angry like this.

"Alas, this is also a shame...... "Erlang God sighed.

If someone else asked, he probably wouldn't be in the mood to say it. But now, it was Du Kang who stood in front of him and asked about it, and he just helped him find the Roaring Sky Dog, solved a troublesome matter, and owed people favors. Second, he probably really needed to find someone to talk about his inner troubles now, so he spoke.

"Du Gongzi also knows my duties as a patrol envoy of the Three Realms, but I didn't expect that there are a bunch of things around me that have not been investigated, and I am not right, how can I be embarrassed to check others?"

"What are you talking about? It's just this time that the dog went down to earth privately, and I found it back, and there was no irreparable movement in the whole process, how could this matter affect ...... Wait, so there are other things that you didn't know before, Erlang? Du Kang suddenly reacted when he was halfway through speaking.

"Exactly, I also know that the dog is not bad, and he can't make anything serious, but who would have thought that my own sister ......" Erlang God frowned, his face turned pale, "She actually married a mortal privately!" ”

"The Three Virgins?" Du Kang raised his eyebrows, is this the plot of the Baolian lantern?

"Hmm!" Erlang God replied in a dull voice, "Du Gongziling should also know, how can this immortal be able to marry casually and privately?" ”

"No wonder." Du Kang nodded, and suddenly realized.

As mentioned earlier, in addition to recording various things of mortals, there are actually some gossip and systems in the immortals, which cannot be said to be completely detailed, but most of them must be included.

There is an item about the marriage of immortals, which is clearly recorded in the regulations of the heavenly court, that is, the legendary heavenly article - but all immortals who want to get married, get married and have children, must apply to the official side of the heavenly court, and only after they are approved can they ...... Whether it is immortals and immortals, or immortals and people.

Although it sounds like restricting the gods from falling in love, getting married, and having children, the "heavenly rule" violates the "concept of freedom of love" in later generations, so that in many legends and stories, there are immortals who were severely punished for violating the heavenly rules for this point, and then derived many singing and crying love stories, all of which have been blessed and envied by many people, as well as disgust with the heavenly court that formulated the heavenly rules......

But strictly speaking, there's really nothing wrong with this rule – if you look at it from the perspective of the big picture.

Du Kang clearly saw the discussion and annotation of the god of the society and the god of Ji on this heavenly article in the "Book of Society"——

Sheshen: "Ji, what do you think of this heavenly rule?" ”

Ji Shen: "There are pros and cons, but small discons and big benefits, it is a very wise rule." ”

Shrine God: "I think so, too...... Even if it is the reproduction between people, if it is not restricted, it will reach an extremely terrifying scale, not to mention the immortals whose reproductive ability is stronger than that of humans. If this is let go, I am afraid that it will not be long before the order between heaven and earth and human beings will collapse. ”

Ji Shen: "It is precisely this truth, there is only so much land, and there is only so much food that can be produced, if you let go of intermarriage and reproduction between immortals and humans, or even just between immortals and immortals, the food and cultivation resources that need to be consumed by the swelling population are definitely not what the current heavens, earth, and human beings can bear." ”

Sheshen: "Not only that, even among mortals, there are three, six, nine, etc., and the same is true among immortals, so the children of immortals and immortals are born immortals, and the children of immortals and mortals are not considered immortals, can they participate in the affairs of the mortal world?"

If there are more and more such existences, then in the future, mortals will live well for their offspring, and they will all go to the gods to have children, and there will be fewer and fewer between mortals and mortals, and over time, mortals will be completely replaced by immortals. ”

Jishen: "Shh...... It's really terrifying, such a subtle substitution for the whole...... You tricks have dirty hearts! ”

Sheshen: "How can this be reasonable, I didn't do such a thing, I just gave you an analysis of the consequences that may occur if it is not controlled, how can this be said to be my heart?" I can only say that I am smart! ”

Ji Shen: "You old shameless person, according to what you say, wouldn't the immortal who formulated this heavenly rule be smarter?" ”

Sheshen: "Who told you that the one who formulated this heavenly rule must be an immortal?" You must know that even if this thing really happens, it will not be harmful to the immortals, but for human beings, it is the real transformation and extinction strategy......"

The overall record is roughly these, there are many similar records on the "Shejishu", and there are many modes, such as this kind of dialogue or statement, anyway, when Du Kang read it, it was seen as a storybook, involving a lot of gossip between the gods, and some of them, such as this one, contain considerable truth.

But there is one thing that is very speechless, and that is what Du Kang sees in these stories, about the formulation of these rules, many of which point to one or more unknown human beings, but not once do they say who they are.

There is a deliberate sense of being out of context...... As one of the outstanding graduates of the starting point out of chapter class, Du Kang finally experienced the feeling of being out of chapter.

Damn, one day with a knife in hand, kill all the broken dogs in the world!

Of course, as a protagonist who has not been deliberately demoted, Du Kang occasionally guesses whether this person will be himself...... This is not narcissistic or arrogant, but logically plausible.

But this kind of speculation with no actual evidence is just to make people laugh and be happy in the skull, and then that's it. After all, there is a high probability that it is not, and it would be embarrassing if it wasn't?

Hang your appetite, you're definitely whetting your appetite!

In short, in Du Kang's view, the consequences of the release of the theory that "immortals can't fall in love with immortals or mortals at will, get married and have children" are really terrible, and it is really better to limit it when you think about it like this - it is better to suffer a bitter immortal than to make a mortal suffer.

One thing to say, this tenjo is actually somewhat in line with modern monogamy, which is essentially about protecting the vulnerable. Of course, everyone understands it, so I won't go into detail here, so as not to be said to say something like "Grandpa Meng's father is good, very moist" or something like that......

"Actually, this is not bad, after all, Du Gongzi, you also know, even if you put aside my uncle, with my strength, I can completely communicate with Yue Lao and make this matter a legitimate red line marriage......"

Erlang said sullenly, looking at it like that, Du Kang estimated that if he handed over a cigarette, he would start smoking...... It's quite good to make up for it.

"Indeed, it is related to the happiness of my sister's marriage, such a major event, Erlang, you must also put down your mind and use the relationship." Du Kang nodded.

Although Du Kang has never met Yue Lao and doesn't know much about Yue Lao, this kind of organization similar to "marriage office" can also change his perspective...... Although the regulations are that you need to submit an application, and then it will be strictly reviewed, which is generally difficult to pass, but who made the status and strength of Erlang God here?

The nephew of the Emperor of Heaven is still one of the best gods of war on the combat power list, this kind of character, even if he doesn't speak, the old man will automatically look at the face of others and be accommodating, not to mention that people can also take the initiative to ask for personal favors!

This kind of thing, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, between immortals and mortals, is actually everywhere. Where there are people, there are relationships and favors, and immortals can't avoid it.

"This is where I am most angry, she didn't even say a word to me, and she directly married the mortal who didn't know where she came from! I also gave birth to a baby! ”

Erlang God couldn't help but raise his voice a little when he said this: "Eldest brother is like a father, how can marriage not be more than me?" This thing was told to me by outsiders, and outsiders know it clearly, but I don't know as an elder brother! Du Gongzi, tell me, can I not be angry when I encounter this incident? ”

"That's right." Du Kang chose to think from the perspective of Erlang God, and after thinking about it, he found that it was really at the level of "hard, hard fists".

In essence, it's a bit like the three virgins completely treat Erlang God as an outsider...... There may be some other reason for this, but it seems that it is the case at the moment.

Since childhood, my parents couldn't be around because of some things, when my brother pulled my sister to grow up alone, and then I rescued my mother in a hurry, and finally reluctantly said that I had a reunion finale, but my sister didn't tell my brother to marry and have children!

What about this cycle of reincarnation, right?

It's no wonder that Erlang God is so angry, this scene is exactly the same as what happened to their parents before!

"Right? So the more I think about it, the more angry I become, I don't want to do anything about the Three Realms Patrol Envoys, and I want to go and figure out my own affairs first, and then talk about it......" Erlang God said and suddenly began to grit his teeth.

"But don't let me find out that kid coaxed my sister, otherwise even if I am desperately hated by her, I will let that kid die a bad death!"

"Well, reasonable, totally reasonable!" Du Kang nodded to the side.

The nature of the behavior is quite a feeling of a fire-burning person.

Of course, this is not that Du Kang deliberately made it bad, but at this time, it should follow Erlangshen's emotions...... After all, the way people deal with it now is reasonable from any point of view, and they don't say anything, and if they lose their minds, they must indiscriminately first chop the lucky person who married the Three Virgins to "chop up the meaning of the three virgins".

If there are other factors that are discovered during the period, it is not too late to do what needs to be done at that time.

Although we know the plot of the story of "Baolian Lantern", this kind of story is not necessarily exactly the same as what really happened in history, and even the details and even the results are diametrically opposite, but there is a problem with the record...... Du Kang still chooses to see is believing.

"It's ridiculous to say, my sister and I were able to come to this world because of our parents, who did the same thing, when the Jade Emperor pressed my mother under the peach mountain, I still have some resentment, and now this thing happened to my sister again, I almost want to do the same thing as the Jade Emperor...... Does this count as a form of karma? ”

Erlang God, who was slightly suppressed by Du Kang's echo, shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"In his position, there are some things that you can't do if you don't want to do them."

Du Kang opened his mouth and said, "Erlang, what you have to do now is to think calmly, figure out the cause and effect of the matter, and then deal with this matter according to the regulations...... I can probably help with this, so I'll go with you, how about it? ”

In any case, today, Du Kang, the melon-eating masses, is decided!