Chapter 207: Du Kang: Am I really a god of wine?
It is said that the test is so rigorous, but in fact, what needs to be done is to pour the wine out of the glass bottle and drink it in three parts.
The only thing to worry about is that Du Kang is really drunk, and then something happens - there are two kinds of drunkenness, one is still conscious and can control the body, but everything is more than a beat slower than usual; The other is to drink fragments, that is, I don't know what I really did, and I can't recall it afterwards.
With the quality of this wine...... If you are drunk, even if the amount is only about one glass, it seems that there is a high risk of fragmentation.
So Du Kang also specially activated the formation, hoping that he wouldn't go out and do something after drinking the fragments.
"Is this what kind of wine? What's the name? Xiao Xuan looked curiously at the glass bottle in Du Kang's hand, and his big eyes reflected the sparkling of the wine in the sun.
"From ancient times to the present, from the middle to the outside, there has always been a habit of naming the most proud creation or discovery after one's own name." Xiao Ye said, "So, since this is the best wine made by the god of wine, then it should be named after him, such as - Du Kang?"
You must know that there was a sentence in Cao Cao's "Short Song Xing", "How to solve worries, only Du Kang", from a very early time, Du Kang is synonymous with wine. β
"That makes sense," Du Kang nodded, "but I'm not a bacchus!" β
"Xiao Ye believes Du Gongzi's words." Xiao Ye smiled, and without Du Kang's instructions, he went to get three cups.
"Xiao Xuan, what about you, you also believe in me, right?" Du Kang always felt that Xiao Ye was saying something like "Ah, yes, yes, yes", and turned his head to look at Xiao Xuan again.
"Huh?" Xiao Xuan was stunned for a moment, the cat's ear flicked, and hesitated for a while, "Since Du Gongzi said yes, then ...... I guess that's it. β
Saying that, as if after a great effort, he finally convinced himself in his heart, Xiao Xuan nodded firmly: "That's right, I believe in you!" β
Du Kang: "......"
"No, although I do have the same name as Du Kang, and I do think that ordinary wine is not good, and many immortals seem to have old acquaintances with me, but Xiao Xuan, you can't think that I am the god of wine!" Du Kang argued.
"It's like if there's an alloy in front of you, it has the density of gold, the appearance of gold, the chemical properties and physical properties of gold, does it have to be gold?"
Xiao Xuan's eyes were filled with clear confusion: "Otherwise, isn't that gold?" β
Du Kang was silent, as if he was right?
What if you want to convince others but seem to have persuaded yourself?
"Actually, Du Gongzi doesn't need to be so distressed, didn't he say it before? Yes or no, just drink it. Xiao Ye came back with a smile and opened them on the coffee table one by one.
"I'm definitely not!" Du Kang said, just like self-hypnosis, cheering himself up, uncorked the glass bottle, and opened the bottle mouth.
Almost the moment the bottle mouth was opened, a rich aroma of wine emanated from the bottle mouth and poured throughout the living room, but it did not spread outside, because it was directly stopped by Du Kang's formation.
Even so, Du Kang could see that the clear liquor in the glass bottle was decreasing at a rate visible to the naked eye...... Although this can be seen with the naked eye is based on Du Kang's advanced cultivation eyesight, ordinary people probably can't see it, but it is enough for Du Kang to understand why when Taiyin Xingjun preserves this, he still needs to use a glass bottle that has reached the magic weapon level.
"It is worthy of the way of wine, which is born of manifestation, just smelling it, I already feel a little drunk......" Xiao Xuan couldn't wait to jump on the coffee table, choose her cup in that direction, squatted down, and shook her tail, although she didn't say it directly, but she already seemed impatient.
"I haven't drunk yet, but this ...... Indescribable. Xiao Ye couldn't help but sigh, "Just smelling it, I feel that my body is soothed, but it is replenishing my vitality, and then my head is a little dizzy......"
ββ¦β¦ It's really fragrant. Du Kang sniffled, eager to say that he also had some kind of dizziness in his head.
But the fact is that he simply feels very fragrant, a little greedy, wants to drink, and the growth rate of his body's spiritual power is much faster in an instant, other than that...... It's gone.
The head is extremely sober, and there is no feeling of dizziness or drunkenness, which Du Kang can still judge. It's not the kind of person who is obviously drunk and shouts with a big tongue, "I'm not drunk!" "The 'sobriety'.
"Delusion, delusion, definitely! Actually, I'm also drunk, but it's just too slight to feel it. Or maybe it's because Xiao Xuan and Xiao Ye's cultivation is too low, so they will get drunk when they smell it, and my cultivation is profound, so no! Du Kang quickly found a plausible explanation for himself.
"Come, taste this wine that can make the gods drunk unconscious." Du Kang no longer hesitated, poured out the wine from the glass bottle, evenly divided it into three parts, and then the two of them and a cat picked up the wine glasses together, and there was a wave of clinking glasses, which was regarded as completing the ritual of drinking.
Drinking without clinking glasses makes it feel no different from drinking alone, and even this ritual is amplified in the so-called "wine table culture", where when clinking glasses, the rim of the wine glass is much lower than that of others...... It's very complicated, but of course Du Kang and the others don't pay attention to these, and they start to taste them after clinking glasses at random.
Xiao Xuan carefully held the wine glass with two paws and put it back on the coffee table, poked his head over, stretched out his pink little tongue and licked it, and the wine he brought up was sent into his mouth.
I saw that her eyebrows suddenly raised, her already large and round eyes appeared larger, her pupils were even significantly dilated and rounded, and even the two cat ears were pointed up. Then I licked it subconsciously, and the pupils that had just been turned back to their original shapes and the cat's ears that had been put down became round and erected again...... After repeating this, he began to drink more and more uncontrollably.
The liquor in the wine glass decreased rapidly, until it bottomed out, and Xiao Xuan gradually began to lie on the coffee table softly in the process, and in the end, he didn't even raise his head, he just closed his eyes and fell asleep.
And Xiao Ye's reaction was even more direct, she didn't lick it all at once like Xiao Xuan, but poured a whole cup directly into her mouth, which perfectly proved the words she said before for the first time drinking...... Fortunately, this wine is not an ordinary mortal high wine.
Silky smooth mellow without the slightest bit of spicy choking, just in the mouth, I feel like swallowing a mouthful of liquid warm jade, two mouthfuls of swallowing, a warmth directly from the place where the wine passes, but not hot and choking, but a mild, warm feeling.
After this feeling quickly surged all over her body, her already white skin turned pink in a very short time, whether it was a pretty face, slender hands, or jade feet...... The already large and moist eyes seemed to be hooked, and then as soon as the eyes were closed, they fell down softly and fell into the sofa.
So the question is, why is it described in such detail here?
"It's better than drugs...... Of course, if you can get this kind of wine, you don't need drugs for anything, right? Du Kang put down the empty wine glass in his hand, thought to himself, and was silent.
He watched the whole process, from Xiao Xuan licking the wine, to Xiao Ye taking a sip, and finally they all fainted and fell asleep...... This whole process took place under Du Kang's watchful eye.
And Du Kang - he drank it faster than they did.
However, he just felt the texture and taste of the liquor he drank, it was very fragrant, very mellow, smooth, and even the mildness and warmth poured all over his body, as if the whole person was soaking in a lazy hot spring, everything was so enjoyable, so ...... Familiar.
As for dizziness, or drunk?
Du Kang wanted to say that there was, but the truth told him that there was none, and he could even feel that his brain was extremely active under this gentle feeling, along with all the spiritual power in his body!
This transcendent state is like an injection of adrenaline...... No, this should be "the blood test results are out, there is no blood in the blood, it is all adrenaline"!
"That's not right, isn't it right?" Du Kang propped his elbows on his knees, supported his chin, looked at the scene in front of him, felt the state of his body, and his eyes revealed an obvious confusion.
"Am I really the god of wine?"
"Could it be that this time, my gut was wrong?"
Thinking of this, Du Kang suddenly had that mysterious feeling in his heart again, that kind of familiar, everything that had not gone wrong before-intuition.
Intuition tells Dukang that there is nothing wrong with it.
"So, I'm still not a god of wine, but I'm able to drink this wine, which claims that all gods will be drunk, without anything?" Du Kang frowned.
Suddenly, a feeling of dizziness came to mind, Du Kang was not only not surprised, but happy, does this mean that he is actually still drunk, but because his cultivation is advanced enough, this drunkenness came a little late?
The feeling of dizziness became heavier and heavier, Du Kang leaned back on the sofa naturally, closed his eyes, but sensed that the mobile phone began to vibrate, and the spell he had used to probe the [Go to Work] APP on the mobile phone before surfaced in his heart.
Du Kang used it naturally, and he could feel that it was the guidance of intuition...... It was his instinct that told him that he should do it.
The next moment, the ball that he had seen before, the wonderful ball that fused countless memories and was compiled with time, appeared in Du Kang's "consciousness", and with the surging spiritual power in his body, the ball began to rotate, and soon, a trace of it was drawn and expanded into a plane in mid-air.
However, before Du Kang could react, the plane was pulled by the rotating ball, and gradually began to become thinner, with cracks in the middle.
"It's a rule limit...... It can't be viewed in this form now......" Du Kang subconsciously muttered to himself, saying the information he knew naturally, and the next moment, he reached out and grabbed a small piece of it at the moment when the plane shattered.
A voice that sounded strong and heroic, making Du Kang sure that it was definitely not his own voice sounded in Du Kang's ears.
"Tribulation, today's things, sin is in the present generation, and merit is in the future! Let me send these three realms to a drunken getaway! β
That's it, and that's all there is to it.
Du Kang looked at the fragment that was still struggling in his hand, let go of the control, and made it return to the ball, and the feeling of dizziness in his mind was completely gone, and he returned to consciousness.
When I opened my eyes again, what I saw in front of me was still Xiao Xuan sleeping soundly on the coffee table, and Xiao Ya Pink limited edition who was drunk on the sofa...... Du Kang clearly sensed that only a few seconds had passed between this closing and opening of his eyes.
The feeling of dizziness before was probably not drunkenness, but that I had entered some kind of wonderful state, and under the guidance of instinct, I determined my identity by temporarily breaking some rules.
"First of all, I'm certainly not the god of wine...... That voice is the god of wine, Du Kang! β
Du Kang stood up, feeling his body still in a state of "excitement".
"Secondly, sure enough, I have a relationship with the ancient god of wine, Du Kang, otherwise I wouldn't use this name now, but...... Disaster? β
Du Kang was a little puzzled.
What is this name, a single word? And if it's called a robbery, wouldn't it be weird? To be honest, the first thing Du Kang remembered was a hero in the League of Legends game he played, called Lord of the Shadow Stream: Catastrophe......
"No, my brain is pumped, who said that jie must have been robbed? I heard the sound, not the subtitles! Du Kang's brain, which was still in a state of excitement, was running very quickly, and he quickly reacted to this incident, "It's entirely possible that it is another word with the same sound as robbery!" Like Brother Jie or something, well, it's even weirder......"
Du Kang only thought for a moment, and then gave up relying on guessing to find the possible words.
Although he is very sure that this word definitely has a lot to do with him, and may even be his own name, there are so many homophones that unless he is sure that his intuition can be triggered when he finds a keyword, such a guess is pointless and a waste of time!
Instead of thinking about this, it is better to think about the meaning of the words of the god of wine, sin is in the present generation, and the merit is in the future. This means that Bacchus knew the consequences of the drunkenness he sent to the Three Realms, but he did it anyway because it would be beneficial for something to happen...... What is in favor? After that, the god of wine is gone, and where does it go? β
Du Kang thought about it, but he really couldn't figure out what benefits it would bring to making all the immortals need to work overtime to make up for their work mistakes...... It would be strange if you could think of it!
Thinking about it, his mobile phone rang, it was a call from Han Wei.
Without even having to pick it up, Du Kang knew that the person in charge of receiving the goods had arrived at the delivery location.
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PS2: Shared Diaryβ
Me: Ah Xue is going to be on the shelves in the early morning, I guess I'm going to be very nervous, right?
Xing: I don't think so.
Me: Why, because he has a big physique, does he have a big heart?
Ah Xing: No, I just don't think he has any time to be nervous...... If I remember correctly, I don't think he slept until 10 a.m.
Me: So...... Did he write a chapter on the shelves?
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(End of chapter)