Chapter 159: Martial Arts
"Solemn Zhuang Dashuai, you speak first."
"Cousin, you speak first."
Mei Fangfei and Zhuang Yan were at a stalemate with each other.
"You say first, it will take at least half a day for me to turn your question mark into an exclamation mark, and I will give you a slow stroke on the way to Clear Water Bay."
"Cousin, are you going to our Clear Water Bay?"
"What? Not welcome? ”
"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome! Welcome, welcome, warm welcome! ”
solemnly clapped rhythmically as he spoke.
"I'm still poor, tell me the story of the chicks."
Mei Fangfei came over and grabbed the solemn ear.
"Little grandpa, help!"
Zhuang Zhuang hurriedly asked Zhuang Ran for help.
"Mr. Xiaomei, this person's ears are full of capillaries, and your pinching of Xiao Yan's ears like this will not only affect his hearing, but also may damage his cranial nerves."
Zhuang Ran really counted Mei Fangfei.
"Grandpa, I didn't use any force, I just touched it gently."
Mei Fangfei had to let go of her solemn ears.
"Touched it gently? Look at it, look at it, Xiao Yan's ears are red and swollen. Xiao Yan, does it hurt? ”
Zhuang Ran counted Mei Fangfei while stretching out his hand and gently rubbing his solemn ears.
"Little grandpa, my ears are thicker, thicker than my face, so they don't hurt."
Zhuang Zhuang knew that he couldn't pretend anymore, otherwise Zhuang Ran would definitely not spare Mei Fangfei.
"Hmph, this person's thick skin and ears seem to have a lot of benefits."
Huang Fan couldn't help muttering on the side.
"Fanfan, you and Xiaoxi, Xiaoqing, and Xiaoshui are all women, and they will all have their own children in the future. After having a child, you must not follow the example of your big mother and cousin Fangfei, pat the back of the child's head and pinch the child's ears at every turn, and it is too late to cry when something goes wrong! ”
Zhuang Ran educated Huang Fan with a serious face.
"Little grandpa, I know."
Huang Fan lowered his head, saw Zhuang Ran turn around and continued to inspect the solemn ears, winked at Mei Fangfei, Yu Qing, and Yu Shui who were standing beside him, and stuck out his tongue, with a very innocent and helpless expression.
"Fanfan, you have to understand, long live understanding. Fang Fei, Xiao Yan now belongs to the giant panda, if your aunt and grandfather are by your side, you must not touch it, I will tell you the story of the little chicken. ”
Lin Daoqin comforted Huang Fan and Mei Fangfei.
"Cousin, then we will join forces to touch the giant panda when my aunt and grandfather are not with him in the future."
Mei Fangfei thought to herself, solemn, when Zhuang Ran is not around, I must teach you a good lesson and make your giant panda a big bear.
"Dear (dear), how did such a handsome person become a giant panda?"
Black King Kong was puzzled.
"Go clean up the dishes and chopsticks, it's none of your business here."
Mei Fangfei gave Black King Kong a blank look.
“OK!”
Black King Kong obediently returned to the restaurant.
"Cousin, tell me the story of the chick."
Mei Fangfei can't wait to know why she can't hatch chicks?
"Well...... this"
Lin Daoqin was just about to say, when the angry voice of Black King Kong came from the restaurant:
"Beauty, this is not good, you are very bad!"
"What's going on?"
Mei Fangfei ran into the restaurant, and the others followed in, and saw Black King Kong standing in front of Lin Xi with a very angry look.
"King Kong, what are you yelling about?"
Mei Fangfei pulled down her face.
"Beauty, I said it's not good for you to be like this. You see, I've been scolded, right? ”
Black King Kong shrugged helplessly at Lin Xi and spread his hands.
"I'm sorry, cousin-in-law."
Lin Xi bent down to apologize to Black King Kong.
"Scolding, what's the use of being embarrassed?"
Black King Kong shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands to Lin Xi again.
"King Kong, say, what's going on?"
Mei Fangfei hadn't figured out why Lin Xi was saying sorry to Black King Kong? Why does Black King Kong blame Lin Xi?
"Dear, you told me to tidy up the dishes, but when I came in, this beautiful woman had already washed the dishes and chopsticks, and the kitchen was clean." Black King Kong explained to Mei Fangfei.
"Hey, cousin-in-law, are you going to blame Lin Xi for this?"
Although Zhuang Yan usually always jokes about Lin Xi, he never allows others to be disrespectful to Lin Xi.
"YES, SHE STOLE MY JOB, AND IF I CAN'T COMPLETE THE TASK, I WILL HAVE TO BE SCOLDED BY YOUR COUSIN, CAN I NOT BLAME HER?"
Black King Kong has a word.
"Are you still reasonable? Let me tell you, if it weren't for my cousin's face, you would blame Lin Xi for such an inexplicable reason, and I would fight hard with you! ”
solemnly clenched his fist and shook it at Black King Kong a few times.
"Dashuai, you want to fight with me? Why? ”
Black King Kong didn't understand why Zhuang Zhuang was so angry?
"Just because you bullied her!"
The solemn fist was once again stretched out in front of Black King Kong.
"Dashuai, I didn't bully this beauty, if you want to fight with me, I'll see or forget it, because you can't fight me, why don't we try our fists and feet to see if you're good or I'm good?"
Black King Kong didn't realize that Solemnity was really angry.
"You come out!"
Strode solemnly to the front yard.
"No problem!"
Black King Kong grinned and followed solemnly to the earth.
"Xiao Yan, jokes are jokes, but you can't come to the real thing, it's all your own family."
Lin Daoqin hurriedly came over to stop it.
"Mom, get out of the way, be careful of hurting you."
Solemnly pull off the stance.
"Xiao Yan, you must not make a move, your cousin's wife is tall and madama, how can you be his opponent? Cousin and nephew-in-law, my family is always strict and he always speaks lightly and heavily, I don't know how thick the sky is, don't worry about him a lot. ”
Lin Daoqin stood between the solemn and the black King Kong, and persuaded this and that.
"Mom, didn't you tell him directly that I was a country idiot, why did I always speak lightly or heavily, and I don't know how thick the sky is?"
"Rustic? What does it mean to be a country goofy? Didn't you belong to the giant panda just now? Why are you a country fool again? ”
"Cousin-in-law, he is a giant panda in front of your sister-in-law and grandfather, and he is a country fool in front of me, you go back to the house quickly. Fang Fei, hurry up and persuade your husband. Dad, mother, you quickly persuade Xiao Yan. ”
"Daoqin, wouldn't it be nice to come over here and watch a game during your lunch break?"
"Yes, cousin, come over here and let them fight."
"You guys?"
Lin Daoqin didn't expect that Zhuang Su and Mei Fangfei would actually support Zhuang Zhuang to fight with Black King Kong, so he had to step aside.
"Let me tell you two, this small courtyard is still in my custody state, you can't damage the flowers and plants, bottles and cans on the ground, whoever breaks it will lose."
Lin Xizhen is more concerned about the items on the ground.
"Hey, grandma, don't worry, I want this cousin-in-law to lose today!"
"The country is stupid, my cousin-in-law will not show mercy, you look at the trick!"
Black King Kong couldn't help but say, according to the solemn head is a punch.
"Brother, be careful!"
Lin Xi covered his face with his hands, not daring to look at the fight in front of him.
All this is because of her, she can't figure out that she silently washed the dishes and chopsticks and cleaned up the kitchen, but in exchange for her beloved Brother Yan, in order to vent his anger for her, he fought with a black King Kong.
What made her even more puzzled was that Grandpa Zhuang and Grandma Zhuang didn't stop the fight between the two, and said that it wasn't very good to watch a game during the lunch break?
Grandma Xi doesn't care about Brother Yan's safety, she only cares about the flowers and plants, bottles and cans in the small courtyard, what's wrong? Are the old people crazy?
Zhuang Zhuang belongs to a tall man in Qingshuiwan Village, and one meter eighty-three four is also considered tall in Shuizhou, but he is still a head short in front of Black King Kong, and his body size is even more dwarfed, just like a pencil and a toothpick.
Black King Kong raised his big fist and hit solemnly, in addition to Lin Xi who closed his eyes in fright, Yu Qing, Yu Shui, Lin Daoqin, Zhuang Zheng, Huang Fan, Su Yuan, etc. also unconsciously closed their eyes, but those old men and Mei Fangfei were calm and calm, and they generally watched the two fight.