"Superman? Isn't Superman my Meng Dayun? ”

"Universiade, you are a superman with a superior IQ, and I am a superman who transcends gender. Obedient, you and Xiao Liangzi go back to sleep first. ”

Solemnly led his female companions towards the high hill.

"Solemn Zhuang Dashuai, you stop for me!"

Xia Liang huffed and chased after him from behind.

"Xiao Liangzi, did Qiaoyan call your phone and scold you?"

Solemnly stopped and asked Xia Liang.

"Qiaoyan scolded me for being a bloody sprinkler, what do you mean?"

"Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, don't you even understand this? Say, how did Qiaoyan scold you? ”

"She scolded me for going to her house without permission. Why do you call her mom and dad mom as soon as you open your mouth? ”

"And how do you explain that?"

"Qiaoyan didn't give me a chance to explain at all, and hung up after scolding me with a scolding of my head."

"You're not going to call again?"

"I called, but she didn't answer."

"If she doesn't pick you up, you're looking for me to be angry? It's up to you to come up with such a great way to get the best of both worlds. ”

"Dashuai, I don't need your salary for a busy day today, and I won't grab the red envelope, you can help me think of a way, how can I get Qiaoyan to answer my call?"

"Xiao Liangzi, are you embarrassed to mention the salary and red envelopes to me? Wang Laowen said that Aunt Yuan's record was provided by him, and you also made up a lie that it turned out that the colleagues of the radio station helped you find the old man for a long time. ”

"Dashuai, that Aunt Yuan's classic CD record is indeed provided by Wang Lao Cultural Relics, but the others are all borrowed by me from the radio library, if you don't believe it, you can call and ask."

"It's rare that you've worked hard all afternoon, so I'll tell you the way to make Qiaoyan happy."

"Say it quickly."

"You immediately and immediately keep sending messages to Qiaoyan, VX, QQ keep sending her messages."

"What do you post?"

"Just the three words 'I love you', keep sending it until Qiaoyan takes care of you."

"Okay, thank you, Dashuai."

Xia Liang happily returned to his place of residence with his mobile phone in hand.

"Oh yo, you country nerd turned out to be pretending? This means of chasing girls, not a love expert, at least a love master, admire, really admire! Huang Fan teased solemnity without yin or yang.

"Hehe, book knowledge, book knowledge, just talking about soldiers on paper, just talking about soldiers on paper, no actual combat experience, laughing and laughing." Solemnity and modesty.

"It's so on paper, if it's really a real battle, then it's worth it? Alas, how many pure beautiful girls must suffer! Yu Hui also sourly ridiculed solemnly.

"You two don't be so sarcastic, I don't dare to fire at you two beauties if I want to fight."

"Why?"

"Look down on us?"

"Because you two are already a big powder keg, and if I open fire, I won't die with you? I still want to live my life as a single dog, and I don't want to set myself on fire and play with fire. ”

"Solemn, you scold us?"

"Zhuang Dashuai, you fight!"

"Oh my mother, the powder keg is going to explode!"

solemnly ran forward desperately, Huang Fan and Yu Hui chased after him, and Lin Xi, Zhao Xuan, and Xiao Yuan chased behind laughing and chasing.

"Ouch!"

When he ran up the high hill and was about to reach the front of the big rock, he stumbled under his feet and fell and ate.

"Haha, where are you running now?"

"Running faster than a rabbit, I'm tired!"

Huang Fan and Yu Hui sat on his back regardless of whether Zhuang Zhuang had fallen or not.

"Two beauties, please treat the captives preferentially."

Solemnly lying on the ground begging for mercy.

"Say, are we powder kegs?"

"Do you want to die with us?"

"Two beautiful women, you misunderstood what I meant, I said that you are beautiful explosive barrels, what man doesn't want to die with such beautiful explosive barrels as yours?"

"Rhetoric."

"Shake your lips and puff your tongue."

"Two big beauties, the villain said everything from the bottom of his heart, if you don't believe it, you can open my belly and verify my love."

"Okay, you said it yourself, I'll open your chamber!"

"I'll cut your belly!"

Huang Fan and Yu Hui couldn't help but say that they took off their solemn undershirts.

"Help, someone is going to be rude!"

Solemn shouted in a hurry.

"Shouting what?"

"I'll let you shout!"

Huang Fan rode on Zhuang Yan and held him firmly, and Yu Hui stuffed his clothes into Yan Yan's mouth.

"Yu Hui, take out your lipstick."

"Okay, give!"

Yu Hui took out a lipstick from her bag and handed it to Huang Fan, who first smeared it on his solemn face for a while and then drew a big rooster on his chest.

"Yu Hui, you record a video and I'll take pictures."

"Okay, take a few more shots."

After Huang Fan and Yu Hui were busy for a while, they let go of their solemnity.

"Brother, you ......"

"Aha......"

Lin Xi, Zhao Xuan, and Xiao Yuan couldn't help laughing when they saw the solemn appearance.

"Solemn, didn't expect it, right? You've had times like that. ”

"One thing descends one thing, can Zhuang Dashuai still have a play when he meets Zixia Fairy and Princess Iron Fan?"

Yu Qing and Yu Shui had been waiting beside the big stone for a long time, witnessing the solemn scene of Huang Fan and Yu Hui teasing the solemnity just now, and laughed so much that tears came down, the two sisters had not laughed so happily and unrestrainedly for a long time.

"Sister Qing, Sister Shui, this time it can't be counted as a win for the two of them, they are a sneak attack, and I fell defenseless."

Zhuang Zheng didn't care about wiping the big off his chest, and hurriedly put on his sweatshirt.

"Soldiers are not tired of cheating, Zhuang Dashuai, you don't even understand this truth? Huang Fan, Yu Hui, Haoheng, big cousin give you two a big thumbs up! ”

Mei Fangfei came over and gave Huang Fan and Yu Hui a thumbs up.

"Big cousin, be quiet, the villagers in the new village below can hear it."

Zhuang Yan was not afraid of Huang Fan and Yu Hui teasing him, but he was afraid that Mei Fangfei's loud voice would make the whole village known.

"Standing here and shouting, can the villagers in the new village below hear it? Then I'll have to try. ”

Mei Fangfei jumped on the big rock, made a trumpet-like gesture with her hands, and was about to shout.

"My big cousin, don't! Don't! ”

Zhuang Zhuang hurriedly rushed towards Mei Fangfei, wanting to stop her from shouting towards Xincun, but unexpectedly, one foot had just stepped on the big stone, and the shoe of the other foot suddenly fell to the ground, and her body was crooked, and her whole body fell on the big stone.

"Brother! Elder brother! ”

"Solemn! Stately! ”

"Dashuai, don't scare us!"

Lin Xi, Yu Qing and the others saw Zhuang Zhuang standing upright and fell motionless on the big stone, came over and shouted desperately, and Mei Fangfei also hurriedly squatted down and shouted solemnly.

"Oh no, it's out of breath!"

Huang Fan came over and probed his solemn snort.

"Huang Fan, are you sure?"

Yu Qing didn't believe it.

"Sister Qing, how can I joke with my solemn life?"

Huang Fan looked sad.

"Brother, brother!"

Lin Xi hugged his solemn body and cried loudly.

"Ah, my handsome, my dear cousin, why have you gone like this? We've only been seeing each other for less than a day, so why did you just go? Do you know? I'm usually a big man, like a man, everyone calls me a man's wife, only you say I'm beautiful, beautiful and feminine. Cousin, I love you at first sight, I look forward to the future when our sister and brother love each other, be confidants and bosom friends, but I didn't expect me to kill you. Cousin, you haven't heard me tell me about the legend of our Mei family, the story of the Mei family's courtyard. Cousin, you know what? The legend of our Mei family can not be told for three days and three nights, and the story of the Mei family's courtyard is full of romance and mystery, do you know? I originally wanted to tell you the love story between myself and Black King Kong after telling the legend of the Mei family and the story of the Mei family's courtyard. It's a pity, my dear cousin, you went so young, you can't hear the legend of our Mei family, you can't hear ......"

"Cousin, tell me quickly, I still have a breath."

Solemnly grunted and rolled over.