Chapter 272: Jokes

Fang Cheng and Gao Yiming entertained themselves in the tea room of Qingming Pavilion in Shuizhou to deal with the solemn cake, Fang Cheng suddenly had a big brain, and excitedly said to Gao Yiming that he had found a weapon that could bring Qingshui Bay and solemnity to death, which made Gao Yiming also a little excited.

Gao Yiming sat down cross-legged on the Luohan bed again, but in a different place, he was at one end of the Luohan bed, and Fang Cheng was at the other end of the Luohan bed.

"Fang Cheng, can you stop being self-absorbed and tell me what kind of weapon is so powerful?"

"Brother Yiming, my weapon is actually very simple, it is the circle of friends."

"Circle of friends? Fang Cheng, what are you talking about? Can the circle of friends be a weapon against sweet potato stalks? ”

"Brother Yiming, next, we will use Qingming Pavilion as a position and the circle of friends as a weapon to attack his sweet potato stalks!"

"Take Qingming Pavilion as a position and use the circle of friends as a weapon to attack his sweet potato stalks? Fang Cheng, there are two times, why didn't I think of this? ”

"Hehe, Brother Yiming, if you don't make a sound, you have already made a blockbuster, and I am the first to succeed. If I want to do anything, I will definitely come up with a good way to succeed. ”

"Well, as long as you're such a party, it's good. Tell me what specific good ways to do it? ”

"Brother Yiming, don't we have a public account in Qingming Pavilion? We published articles and videos exposing the Clear Water Bay problem on the official account, and then forwarded them to the circle of friends, promising to make his sweet potato stalks into sweet potato puree. ”

"Fang Cheng, this operation is simple, I also know that the key to doing this is where did the articles and videos that expose Clear Water Bay come from?"

"Brother Yiming, have you forgotten that you and I have both served as the second-in-command of the Rong Media Center? Your pen is not the first in Shuizhou, two, three, two, four is always fine, right? ”

"Fang Cheng, you still don't understand what I said, I mean, how do we know what is wrong with Clear Water Bay? We can't just chase after the wind and talk nonsense, right? Now that the law in this area is perfect, we can't get into it ourselves. ”

"Yes, Brother Yiming, I have the same point of view as you, everything must be done in accordance with the law and strictly abide by the law."

"Fang Cheng, then how do you expose the problems that exist in Clear Water Bay? You and I don't dare to go to Clear Water Bay, how do you know where they have problems? ”

"Brother Yiming, how can a person with such a high IQ as you say such imbecile words? You and I don't dare to go to Clear Water Bay, naturally someone dares to go, and naturally someone will provide us with information. Money can make ghosts grind, as long as you are willing to pay, the people inside Clear Water Bay will become our intelligence agents and fast gunners. ”

"Fang Cheng, it's not me alone who wants to pay the money, and it's not my business to stink that sweet potato stalk."

"okok, Brother Yiming, don't worry, we have an AA system for money, and the benefits are also AA."

"Fang Cheng, do you already have a suitable candidate?"

"Brother Yiming, I may not be as good as you in other things, but I am definitely better than you in terms of people. I only need to look at a woman and I can immediately see if I can do it and how to do it......"

"Stop, stop, you stop me. Fang Cheng, I didn't have the heart to talk to you about women today, so you just said that you had found a good person? Who are you looking for? ”

"Brother Yiming, what are you anxious about? I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and I can't find a good woman in a hurry. Didn't I say that there are still a few of my friends in the Rong Media Center? Although they are all silly and sweet, it is still possible to help us spy on some information. ”

"Fang Cheng, you say that others are stupid, but I think you are stupid. They are not from Clear Water Bay, what information can they help you spy on? ”

"Brother Yiming, you're a bit of a tall man here, aren't you? First-hand information has arrived, please see! ”

Fang Cheng handed the new mobile phone he had just bought to Gao Yiming, and it turned out that the mobile phone was destroyed under the elephant leg of Black King Kong.

Gao Yiming glanced at Fang Cheng's mobile phone, pouted and said, "Cut, what is there to see in this kind of silly and sweet circle of friends?" ”

Fang Cheng's hand was raised a few points, and his oily face crossed the small tea table to Gao Yiming, and said solemnly: "Look carefully, what are those barefoot guys in Qingshui Bay doing in the picture?" ”

Gao Yiming saw that Fang Cheng looked very serious, so he took the phone and asked Fang Cheng while looking at it: "Are they fertilizing?" ”

"Yes, do you see that the hall of fame is coming?" Fang Cheng asked Gao Yiming rhetorically.

"What's the name of this fertilization? You're not going to be fed, are you? Gao Yiming let out a breath through his nose and returned the phone to Fang Cheng.

"Look carefully, look carefully." Fang Cheng handed the mobile phone to Gao Yiming.

"I don't have your spare time, I have to think carefully about how to turn sweet potato stalks into sweet potato puree in a short time!" Gao Yiming didn't answer Fang Cheng's mobile phone, and closed his eyes again to practice qi.

"Brother Yiming, these pictures can immediately turn sweet potato stalks into sweet potato puree." Fang Cheng's mobile phone was held up in front of Gao Yiming and did not move.

"These pictures can turn sweet potato stalks into sweet potato puree? Are you kidding me? Gao Yiming was skeptical, but he still opened his eyes and looked down at Fang Cheng's mobile phone.

"Brother Yiming, do you see what fertilizer those barefoot guys are applying to them? Big dung, animal poop! Fang Cheng's mobile phone was further raised in front of Gao Yiming.

"Big? Animal poop? Is it possible? Gao Yiming snatched Fang Cheng's mobile phone and looked through it carefully.

"Brother Yiming, didn't he advertise that all crops in Clear Water Bay were green and pollution-free? Can the crops grown by this dung still be green and pollution-free? Fang Cheng saw that Gao Yiming was interested, and his excitement was even greater.

"That's right, that's right, they not only pollute crops, but also pollute the land and the air, so you can report them to the environmental protection department." Gao Yiming is overjoyed.

"Brother Yiming, this information is priceless, right?" Fang Cheng was triumphant.

"Valuable, valuable, absolutely valuable!" Gao Yiming nodded again and again.

"Shall we go on next? him a puddle of sweet potato puree! Fang Cheng looked like success was in sight.

", have to! In this way, you organize those pictures a little more, make a nine-square grid, I will take the title and write the copy, immediately send it to the official account, and then forward it collectively in the group and circle of friends. Gao Yiming returned Fang Cheng's mobile phone to him and took out his mobile phone.

"Brother Yiming, I'm going to be able to do it now, right?" Fang Cheng was a little carried away with his mobile phone.

"Shi De Fang Cheng, Shi De Fang Cheng, I'll toast you a glass tonight. Fang Cheng, the title reads: The crops in Qingshuiwan under the pressure of dung ...... "Gao Yiming is even more excited than Fang Cheng.

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, the crops under the oppression of these dung rise up to protest, and the sweet potato stalks are guaranteed to turn into sweet potato puree!" Fang Cheng happily jumped on the Luohan bed several times.

After some divine operation, Fang Cheng's nine-square grid was matched with the text proposed by Gao Yiming, and "The ...... of the crops in Qingshuiwan under the pressure of dung" was immediately planted to the circle of friends of countless netizens through the official account of Qingming Pavilion.

As soon as Xia Liang saw his colleague's circle of friends, he hurriedly forwarded it to Zhuang Zheng and called his mobile phone.

Who knew that the stone that solemnly accompanied them went to play in Dongshan Qingshuitan, where there was no signal.

Xia Liang had no choice but to come to Lin Xi.

"What's the use of you looking for me?"

Lin Xi and Yu Qing were just about to walk out of the stone house.

"Although you have an awkward quarrel with Da Shuai, except for Da Shuai, you are the only person in Clear Water Bay who can deal with the crisis. Besides, Uncle Desheng is your father, and he is still the head of the village family, so I must come to you. Leader Yu, don't you say? ”

Xia Liang saw that Lin Xi had a cold attitude towards him, so he had to ask Yu Qing for help.

"What the hell is going on?"

Yu Qing asked Xia Liang.

"Leader Yu, look at ......"

Xia Liang handed the mobile phone to Yu Qing.

"Lin Xi, take a look."

Yu Qing glanced at it and handed the phone to Lin Xi

"Hahaha, isn't that a big joke?"

Lin Xi laughed when he saw it.

(End of chapter)