CHAPTER 639: YOU OUT
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Chapter 639: YouOut (Asking for Votes)
Fiona suddenly remembered a nice note.
She looked at Lorraine like a fox looking at a tender and fat little chicken, suddenly smiled slyly, and then raised her voice: "Lord Grock, please go back." I don't want to see you again. Please don't pester me again. ”
The knight was stunned for a moment, and then said astringently, "For...... Fiona, my dear Fiona, if it is really my fault, I am willing to sincerely apologize to you. I pray for your magnanimous forgiveness, you know that I can't live without you, and that without you I feel like I have no sunshine......"
The knight opened his mouth to say something so numb that everyone in the carriage was sick to their stomachs, it polluted their ears too much.
Leo opened his mouth, made a gesture of spitting, and then made a pistol gesture to mean that he should kill the noisemaker.
Vera covered her ears with her hands, frowned on her beautiful brows, and looked at Lorraine with a pitiful face.
Lorraine also frowned, what age is this, still using such old-fashioned words to pick up girls, and actually bring arias, if you want to be more pretentious, you can be more pretentious, no wonder you will be scared away by other girls, this guy is uneducated at first glance, and only those who have read two books on the street and don't even have the author's name will show off their literary talents like this.
Lorraine really can't wait to teach him the real skills of picking up girls with both hands first, it is better than making the lord listen to the noise and disgusting.
At the very least, you have to show the demeanor of a young man, and come to a paragraph of 'through your black hair, my hand' or something.
Fiona had a very embarrassed expression, and she was ashamed that her suitor had made her so cheap.
Fiona sighed softly, and there was a bit of melancholy in that tone, interrupting the lyricism of the knight outside, and said faintly, "Do you really want to know the reason?"
But at the same time, she winked playfully at Lorraine, bright and sly.
Leo watched from the side, and shivered at the moment, this look was too familiar, when Melina tossed Leo to be blackened, most of them had this expression, and then it was time for her to be unlucky.
Leo subconsciously covered his wallet with one hand and his ass with the other.
He really couldn't figure out why after crossing an ocean, the women he met were all the same, all of them were so good at acting, one in front of him and one behind his back. What's more important is that people can't tell the truth from the fake at all, and they are born to be a politician.
The little grandfather even suspected that these women all had a long triangular tail on their buttocks.
As soon as the girl smiled, Leo saw a Spanish lasso with a wire firmly on the head of the poor knight outside, and waited for the next moment, tightening him tightly and slowly tightening his neck.
Faced with Fiona's question, it is impossible for a man to make a second choice.
Although the knight outside was a playboy, he had been experienced for a long time, and when he heard Fiona's tone, a faint sense of foreboding rose in his heart. It seems that the position of the lord of the city seems to be getting farther and farther away from him.
But at this time, he had no way out, so he could only bite the bullet and say firmly: "Yes, I want to know." ”
Fiona sighed for a moment, then stretched out her slender and feminine toes, kicked Leo who was sitting next to Lorraine, and whispered to Leo, "You little dead fat man, give me a little place." ”
Leo glared at the moment and said, "Why, besides, I'm not fat at all......"
But before he finished speaking, he saw that the girl was carrying a gust of fragrant wind, and she had squeezed over stiffly, and the shelf did not have the demeanor of everyone's ladies at all.
Leo hurriedly dodged away, crawled over Xiaobai with his hands and feet, and took a step slower, and he was about to be sat under the ass by the other party.
He waved his fist hatefully and said, "What are you doing? ”
"You...... Hmph" The girl also snorted coldly and said, "Dare to say that, this girl, this is my carriage, if you are disobedient, you can go down and walk~"
Leo was stunned for a moment, then remembered that this was on someone else's territory, immediately changed his face, smiled with him, and said: "Haha, I just said it casually, don't care, don't care, hahahaha......"
Fiona looked at Leo, snorted proudly at the moment, and then grabbed Lorraine and said, "Lelo, right? Look at your long eyebrows and blue eyes, this face ...... Body...... It's okay to go. Today I'm going to cheapen you, pretend to be my boyfriend, and get rid of that toad. Listen, cooperate with me, or you'll be on your way to Caribbean Port. ”
As he spoke, he took one of Lorraine's arms with both hands and hugged it tightly in his arms.
Luo Lin immediately felt that the crook of his arm was tightly squeezing the girl's plump **, and then, a bone-eroding softness and amazing elasticity came from the crook of the arm, as gentle and delicate as spring water.
"This chick has a good figure~" Lorraine couldn't help but shake her mind for a moment, and then came to her senses.
Lord Luo looked at the girl's delicate face, and almost couldn't hold it, Vera gave Lorraine a kick at the bottom, and trampled Lorraine awake.
Lorraine said solemnly, "I'm sorry, miss. As beautiful as you are, I'm honored to be able to help you. But as a person of integrity, lying is not in line with my principles, the principles of being a human being.
Do you know that what I hate the most is not only lying, that is, counterfeit and shoddy products, but also those stealing stickers who have no sons.
It is these guys who bring disaster to the country and the people and hinder social progress. Dig into the corners of the country, be a parasite on the people, and if you pull them all out and hang them, the whole world will be at peace all at once. ”
Fiona bit her red lip lightly and looked at Lorraine with a strange look, some admiration and some appreciation.
Vera covered her mouth to keep herself from laughing, then poked out her little tongue and grimaced at Lorraine.
Leo pursed his lips and made another gesture to vomit.
Fiona muttered, "I don't see it, you are actually quite principled." Don't lie. In this materialistic era, there are fewer and fewer people who can adhere to principles like this. ”
After speaking, he sighed softly. It's just that this time the sigh is extremely deep, and even Xiaobai can feel that it is coming from the depths of his heart.
Looking at her regretful expression, Lorraine coughed lightly, and then said, "So ......"
Fiona was stunned for a moment and said, "So...... So how?"
Lorraine looked at Fiona in front of him and said sternly: "So, if you want me to do it, really be your boyfriend." Otherwise, I will never lie. ”
Fiona froze, then her eyes widened and she looked at Lorraine in disbelief. It was like seeing something that couldn't possibly be there.
Leo had never seen a person's eyes open so big and so round. It's not much worse than Xiaobai's big eyes.
Fiona looked at Lorraine in surprise, and seeing that his face was still tense and solemn, she finally couldn't help but laugh out loud.
She giggled and laughed all the time, and fell on the chair, knocking her fist on the cushion with her fist, but she couldn't stop laughing. I can only cover my lower abdomen with my hands, and finally laugh while crying out in pain.
Finally, while laughing, she pointed to Lorraine's nose and scolded through gritted teeth: "I ...... I've seen shameless, but I've never seen you so shameless.
It's better to say than to sing, but it's a bad stomach. I actually hit the ...... It hit Ben girl on the head.
Ouch, ouch, I don't have the strength to laugh, hahahaha......"
Lorraine looked at her innocently and said, "Girl, you want me to pretend, I'm just saying my opinion." Let's be honest, can I be blamed for this?"
Fiona paused, then looked up at Lorraine, then couldn't help but lie down on the chair again, giggling.
At this time, the rider outside the car also heard wrong. Doubts arose in his heart at the moment, and he shouted, "Fiona, who are you talking to? There are other people in the car, right?"
At this, he couldn't help but look nervous, and then reached out and pulled out the long sword at his waist.
Fiona listened, and then remembered that there were still people outside waiting to be dismissed, so she hurriedly restrained her smile and sat up. Then his hands wrapped his arms around Lorraine's arm tightly. Then he glared at Lorraine viciously and said, "Don't give me a crooked brain~ I will reward you after the deed." ”
At this moment, there was a mountain sound of 'pop, pop, pop' at the door of the car.
The knight slapped hard and shouted, "Fiona, open the door, open the door~ Are you alright?" Open the door. Otherwise, I'm going to slam the door. ”
Then, the door slammed louder. With his vigorous slapping, the door was a little overwhelmed and almost cracked.
Fiona saw it and immediately shouted, "Okay, okay." I'll just open the door. Really, I owe you bastards in my previous life~"
As he spoke, he glared at Lorraine again. It's just that the corners of that good-looking mouth have a faint hint of a mysterious smile.
As the car door opened, Lord Grok was surprised to see Fiona snuggled up to a little white face like a bird.
Shocked, he couldn't help but take a step back. Said: "This ...... What's going on here? How is this possible?"
Fiona sighed lightly, and then said, "Originally, I didn't want to sue you. Seeing that you are so attentive, I don't want to hurt you, but at this time, I don't want to say no, in fact, I have always had a boyfriend.
At the beginning, he had a heavy responsibility and went to a distant land, but we were in the back garden, and we had made a private decision for life, so we waited for him as always, and now he is back. So ......"
Maybe it's for acting, or maybe it's because it feels really good to hug it like this. Before she knew it, she was holding Lorraine's arm even harder, so much so that Lorraine's arm was about to sink into the plump waves.
When Lord Grok saw this moving scene, he was immediately stunned and said in surprise: "You ......"
Fiona pinched Lorraine's arm and motioned for him to speak.
Lorraine grinned at the knights outside, shook her finger at him, and said, "Sorry, you're out." ”
Lord Grok couldn't help but be stunned again, and said, "You...... What do you say? Oil, what's special?"
Then he pointed at Lorraine angrily and said, "You make it clear to me." ”
Leo next to him saw it and couldn't help but say, "You don't understand this? This is a saying, which means that you are out." I don't even know what to say. It's very popular now. Just what kind of nobleman is pretending to be this su zhì. Snort~"
Later, the little grandfather raised his nostrils and sneered at the knight with disdain.
Only then did Lord Grok notice that there were two other people next to him, and a monster with a huge ass facing him.
He looked at Leo, pointed at the little fat man in surprise, and said, "You...... You ......"
He looked at Fiona again and said, "Who is he......?"
Lord Grok shouted loudly, "You even have a son~?"
Fiona froze, looked back at the little fat man, suddenly blushed, smacked fiercely, and said, "Bah, you just gave birth to such a big fat son." He's at least ten years old......"
Leo said angrily, "I'm eleven this year." ”
Fiona added at the moment: "He's eleven years old. How old is this girl, I'm only nineteen this year~" Fiona glared at Lord Grok and said loudly: "You gave birth to a son when you were eight years old~"
The knights behind Lord Grok burst out laughing.
Grok let out a long breath and said, "It's okay, it's okay. ”
He paused, then changed his tone, and then continued, "Huh, who are you? You don't have a brother." ”
Leo pointed at Lorraine and said, "Introduce yourself, he is my boss, and I am his brother-in-law." ”
Grock was confused for a moment, he looked at Fiona, and said, "Isn't that still your brother?
Fiona was angry for a while, and said, "Your father is just breading * milk outside and raising illegitimate children......"
Speaking of this, she suddenly understood, looked at Lorraine, and whispered, "You...... You've got a girlfriend, or else, where is your brother-in-law?"
Lorraine shrugged his shoulders and said, "They are far away, the Emperor of the Sky is far away, and they can't control us." And without anyone to accompany you, life is a little lonely. ”
Fiona lost her voice and said, "She...... They?"
She saw that Lorraine nodded as a matter of course, and her teeth itched a little with hatred for a while: it was rare for my aunt and grandmother to find a fake boyfriend, and for a moment, she even felt that this little white face was really her boyfriend, and it might be a good choice.
Who knows, this guy actually has a girlfriend. And there is more than one ~ them ~ how many will they be?
It's really in vain that spring heart that just moved.
I have a girlfriend and dare to come and shake some girl.
If it weren't for Grock's presence, she would have pounced on it, biting Lorraine twice, preferably chewing it again, and then swallowing it into her stomach to eliminate the hatred in her heart~
Lorraine looked at her appearance of grinding silver teeth, and then reminded softly: "Hey, that toad is still watching outside~"
Fiona immediately came to her senses. Then he peeked at Lord Grok, and saw that he had a demented face, and it was clear that he had not yet recovered from the shock. I couldn't help but secretly rejoice: fortunately, I didn't show my feet~
Leo looked at the knight like a wooden chicken, and couldn't help but be curious, then stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his face, and said, "Hey, are you dead?
Grok slowly came to his senses.
Shocked, he pointed at Lorraine and said to Fiona, "Fina, you just ...... I just heard it. He has a girlfriend. And there is more than one, this is a little white face who deceives women's feelings. You can't fall for him. ”
Fiona gritted her teeth and looked at Lorraine. But seeing Lorraine with four big white teeth and a bright smile, he couldn't help but feel angry for a while, but the lies were told to this point, but it was impossible to retreat, and he could only stubbornly go up.
She forced a smile and said softly: "What does it matter, as long as he likes me, this is enough." I...... I'm not ...... Yes...... At...... At...... Target. ”
Fiona gritted her teeth and finally finished speaking, and now she felt bursts of silver teeth itching,
"It's so infuriating, when has Miss Ben suffered such a loss, and she has to be a junior. Fiona was about to explode with hatred, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, threw herself into Lorraine's arms, and then took advantage of her body to bite Lorraine's clothes like an angry she-cat, and her teeth gurgled and rattled.
It's a thunderbolt on a sunny day~
Lord Grok has been in love for several years, and he can be regarded as invincible, but he didn't expect it to be planted in the hands of a homeless man. was easily taken away by the other party.
And although he had dreamed of three wives and four concubines or something, he also knew that this was an impossible task.
But I didn't expect that as soon as this hateful little white face, and the scumbag little white face with several girlfriends, appeared, it took away the heart of the girl he loved the most.
This clearly means that my ability is not good~
This kind of blow is unbearable for a man.
What's more, what's even more infuriating is that the little white face actually makes her so uncomplaining. This made him sad again, and he felt unworthy and sad for the other party's self-depravity.
His eyes were red for a moment, and he was almost mad with anger. The hiss shouted, "I...... I don't believe it, you must be ...... One, this is deliberately said to lie to me~"
Lorraine froze, then rolled her eyes, turned her head to look at Fiona, and said loudly, "Wow, what should I do? Don't blame me for this~"
When Lord Grok heard this, he immediately shouted. Then he shouted, "Fina, I know ......"
Fiona didn't expect that she was about to play **, and she was about to get rid of Grock. But this ruffian actually jumped out at this time to leak his air, and the losses he suffered in front of him were not all in vain, and he was immediately angry, and he wanted to scratch Lorraine's face.
She roared angrily at Grock, "You shut up for me~"
Then Huo Ran turned his head, glared at Lorraine viciously, opened his mouth slightly, as if threatening, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, and then licked it lightly with his small red tongue, and said, "What do you mean?"
Lorraine saw that there was a flame in her beautiful eyes, jumping and dancing, looking straight at her nose, and knew that if she didn't deal with it properly, in the next moment, she would definitely pounce like a crazy she-cat and bite her nose off.
Lorraine said helplessly: "Fina, you see, I said it a long time ago, but he will definitely not believe it in this way, it is better to ......"
He thought for a moment, and then continued with a stern face: "It's better to ...... Why don't you just kiss me? Use practical actions to show Xiàn, so that he can just give up. ”
Fiona glared at Lorraine viciously, and scolded in her heart: This splashing ruffian actually took advantage of the fire to rob at this time~
All of a sudden, her heart was dead. I didn't expect that I was actually driving the tiger at the front door and the wolf at the back door. I thought that Grok was enough to see, but he had always been polite and wanted a little face.
But I didn't expect that this ruffian picked up on the side of the road was actually a cowardly super bastard, and he just took advantage of the fire to rob, how did the hooligan come~
If she could, she would put Lorraine in a millstone and grind it into meat sauce, and then take it out to feed the dogs~
Lorraine gently wrapped her slender waist and urged softly: "Hurry up, people can watch it~"
Fiona looked at Lorraine's hateful face, and then at Kroger next to her, who looked unbelieving, and knew that she had to make a choice today, otherwise the tiger would not have driven away, and there would be another wolf in the house, and in the end, it would be herself who was unlucky.
She looked at Lorraine, the anger in her eyes gradually extinguished, and finally sighed softly and muttered, "What a defeat to you scoundrels...... However, you remember it for me~"
As he spoke, he closed his starry eyes slightly, raised his pretty face lightly, and leaned towards Lorraine.
Lorraine looked at her red and full lips, and secretly said twice in her heart, 'I am sacrificing my life for the country', 'I am sacrificing my life for the country', and then as soon as she lowered her head, she kissed it.
Fiona couldn't help but tremble, her whole body tensed reflexively, and then she let out a low 'boom' and collapsed weakly. I just knew that I hugged Lorraine tightly, and my ten fingers, which were as slender and soft as spring onions, were deeply inserted into Lorraine's hair.
When Grok saw this ironclad scene, his eyes couldn't help but redden, and he hissed and roared, "I don't believe it, you must have lied to me." I'm going to kill this little white face~"
As he spoke, he waved the long sword in his hand and stabbed at Lorraine.
Leo Vera and the two of them have been sitting next to the play, eating snacks such as peanuts, melon seeds, apples, popcorn and so on, once they have eaten it all, Vera turned her fingers and took out another pack from her spatial ring. The mouths of the two men have never been idle. and unscrupulously spit out the peel and core of the melon.
At this time, seeing Grok swinging his sword and wanting to make a move, the two of them reacted extremely quickly.
They all threw the melon seeds in their hands at Grock.
Seeing a black shadow coming, Grok reflexively turned his sword around and took down all those hidden weapons. He looked down and saw that it was just a pile of melon seeds, and he couldn't help but be stunned.
In the gap between his hands, Leo and Vera had already pulled out their pistols and pressed them together on his forehead.
Leo shouted angrily, "Grandma, if you can't afford to play, you can do it." There is no trace of plain zhì. You move the master again, believe it or not, I'll blow your head right now~"