Chapter 378: Fooling Around
"Hey, why did you two come here to see the scenery?" Huang Fan ran in front of Lin Xi and Yu Qing with a gust of wind.
"What? Is the meeting over? Lin Xi asked Huang Fan.
"What a broken meeting? I don't have a line with me at all, and after listening to it for a while, I sneak out to find you. I'm about to break my leg, and I've searched the whole village. Huang Fan sat on the big rock where Lin Xi and Yu Qing had sat just now.
"Then the Universiade is still participating, right? You guys should support Li Xin, it's really not easy for her. ”
"Sister Qing, it's not that we don't support Secretary Li, she's completely messed up."
As soon as Yu Qing's words fell, Meng Dayun ran over out of breath.
"Messed up? What's wrong with her? Yu Qing didn't care that Huang Fan was in front of him, and went up to grab Meng Dayun's arm tightly.
Meng Dayun wanted to comfort Yu Qing a few words, but when he saw Huang Fan's apricot eyes wide open, he stared at him without blinking, and hurriedly shook off Yu Qing's hand and ran to Huang Fan's side.
"Sit down and talk to Sister Qing." Huang Fan slapped the big stone.
Meng Dayun hurriedly sat down on the big stone, wiped the sweat from his forehead after sitting down, took a few deep breaths and said to Yu Qing: "Sister Qing, did you say that the theme of the meeting should be determined in advance?" That is, why are you having this meeting? What do you want to convey or discuss? Also, should the participants also be clearly defined in advance? It's not just that whoever wants to participate can participate. And for what purpose are we invited? Do we need to contribute ideas or solve the doubts of the villagers' representatives? Grandma is a bear, the voice of her Li Xin in the whole venue is still a child's cry loudly, and she was interrupted by the villagers without saying a few words, saying that they can't understand the city dialect of Wen Xuan, it really stinks home! ”
"Hey, you swear, didn't you brush your teeth in the morning?" Huang Fan scolded Meng Dayun on his lips, but he couldn't hold back a smile on his face.
Meng Dayun didn't dare to look at Huang Fan squarely, thinking that Huang Fan was really angry, and hurriedly explained: "Didn't we all sleep all night last night? In the morning, I hurried to Shuizhou to ......"
"Stop, stop, don't keep a running account, report to the respected leader Yu seriously, in detail, and in detail, why is the respected secretary Li and the village official Li completely messed up?" Huang Fan couldn't hold back a smile and ordered Meng Dayun.
Meng Dayun cleared his throat, faced Yu Qingzi and said in a straight voice: "Dear leader Yu, I have come to the conclusion from three aspects, and the respected Secretary Li and Village Officer Li are completely confused. On the first side, the face is red and the ears are red; second, incoherent; Third, we are at a loss. ”
"I asked you to report in detail, why is it so concise? Facts are enumerated and sufficient evidence is provided. Huang Fan turned around and slapped Meng Dayun on the back of the head fiercely.
Meng Dayun stretched his neck and then stretched his neck, and said loudly to Yu Qing again: "Respected leader Yu, respected Secretary Li, and Village Officer Li, she was so anxious at the beginning that her face was red, and she couldn't even say eleven 'hey' and eleven 'please be quiet' to quiet the conference room. ”
"Well, yes, the first aspect [red face and red ears] has numbers to prove it, but what about the second aspect [incoherent]?" Huang Fan gave Meng Dayun a thumbs up.
Meng Dayun was happy, and his throat was louder: "As soon as the meeting began, a villager representative stood up and said, Dear Leader Li, we don't understand your city dialect, please speak Qingshuiwan Mandarin." Our esteemed Secretary Li, Village Officer Li, actually asked Clear Water Bay how to say Mandarin? After the people at the meeting burst into laughter, she said that I chased the big yellow dog of Aunt Full Moon's house, which means that it is not enough for everyone to enter my door, and I will work hard to improve in the future and strive to let everyone enter my door once. ”
"Hahaha, she chases the big yellow dog, so majestic. also tried to let everyone enter her door once, so don't the women in Clear Water Bay have to die in a hurry? Hahaha. Huang Fan leaned forward and leaned back with a smile.
Meng Dayun saw that Huang Fan was happy, so he simply stood up and listed the third fact that Li Xin was completely confused: "The people who participated in the meeting laughed more happily than my family Fanfan, and even the crying children became laughing more than once, and the respected Secretary Li and the village official Li slapped the table and loudly announced the end of the meeting, but when everyone dispersed in a hurry, she slapped the table again and shouted, the meeting is not over yet, come back to me." ”
"There's no [helplessness], is this? The evidence you cite is insufficient! Huang Fan finally stopped laughing.
Meng Dayun hurriedly explained: "Didn't the respected Secretary Li Village Officer Li slap the table twice? The first time I slapped the table and knocked over my own teacup. The second time he slapped the table, he simply knocked over the table and chairs together, and fell on his back to the sky. ”
"Hahaha, my luck, my superman, are you going to laugh at me? I knew I wouldn't run out, and I missed such a good show. Huang Fan threw himself into Meng Dayun's arms and laughed.
Meng Dayun gently stroked Huang Fan's back and said seriously: "That's it, if the person who buys the ticket is estimated to be a few hundred yuan, it may not be able to buy it." ”
"Hahaha, hahaha, huh? What about Sister Qing? What about Lin Xi? Why aren't they there? Huang Fan laughed enough and then raised his head from Meng Dayun's arms, and Lin Xi and Yu Qing were missing in front of him.
Meng Dayun was reluctant to let Huang Fan out of his arms, hugged her and whispered: "Sister Qing probably ran to comfort the respected Secretary Li, and Lin Xi was over there watching Grandpa Yu and Grandma Yu fishing." ”
"Fishing for your pig's head fish, Grandpa Yu and Grandma Yu are fishing for stone crabs. What are you doing with your arms around me? Do you still want to misbehaved in broad daylight? Let go of me! Huang Fan scolded Meng Dayun.
After Meng Dayun let go of Huang Fan's hands at lightning speed, he hurriedly said New Year's greetings to Huang Fan: "Fanfan, you are so beautiful, I really can't help but want to hug you, I really want to control myself, I can't help but hug you......"
"What else do you explain if you hug it? Let's go, let's see if Grandpa Yu and Grandma Yu have caught a stone crab? Huang Fan pushed Meng Dayun away and ran to Yu Shuigen.
Meng Dayun chased after Huang Fan and asked as he chased: "Why don't you go and comfort the respected Secretary Li Village Official?" ”
"Are you blind? Lin Xi is here, let's go to comfort the head? Also respectful Secretary Li Village Official? In the future, I will be called Li Xin, no, it seems too affectionate. It's better to call Leader Li, remember to call Leader Li in the future. Huang Fan kicked Meng Dayun who chased after her.
Meng Dayun did not shy away from it, and after Huang Fan kicked him, he stood up and shouted: "Obey!" ”
"Ouch, can you speak softly, this stone crab is just about to be baited."
"That's it, I was just about to pick up the pole, and the hooked stone crab was scared away by you like this."
Yu Shuigen and his wife blamed Meng Dayun.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let's go, let's go." Meng Dayun apologized repeatedly, walked a few steps away, and didn't see Huang Fan follow, and went back.
Huang Fan approached Lin Xi and asked her softly, "Why don't you comfort Li Xin?" ”
Lin Xi didn't respond to Huang Fan, walked up to Yu Shuigen lightly, and said softly: "Grandpa Yu, didn't my grandfather tell you when he went to the roasted sweet potato stall?" Fishing for stone crabs requires a kind of mentality of those who are willing to take the bait, and they are not in a hurry. Come, I'll catch you some. ”
"How many will you catch for me? Do you also fish? Yu Shuigen handed the letter to Lin Xi's hand.
Lin Xi took the small bamboo pole, re-tied a small earthworm to the fishing hook, and then flicked the silk line into the river, and hooked a stone crab in two or three seconds.
"Awesome, I can't imagine that you are even more powerful than your grandfather!" Old man Yu Shuigen gave Lin Xi a thumbs up.
"Isn't Xiaoxi powerful enough to send Zhuang Ran to the West Heaven? As far as my little fool is concerned, I went to comfort Li Xin at this time, and it must be boring to ask for myself. Grandma Yu Qing spoke.
(End of chapter)