Chapter 31: An unexpected combination, infinite spring in the toilet
Meng Qingxiao didn't seem to notice that the other party had left, and he also replied, "I'm also very happy." ”
He picked up his wine glass, found that the wine in the glass was empty, picked up the wine jug again, and found that there was no wine in the wine jug, and couldn't help muttering, "That's it, this is gone?" ”
He looked up and looked around, "Hey, where are the people?" ”
Before he could finish speaking, he fell to the ground with his body crooked, completely drunk and unconscious.
At this time, it was already more than two o'clock in the morning, and the soft light of the wine jug emanated, even illuminating a meter beside Meng Qingxiao.
A patrol of militiamen in the distance passed by, noticing the light, and when they came to check, they found that it was a drunkard, and he was actually drunk here, but the flask seemed to be a treasure.
The strong flashlight shone on Meng Tianxiao's face, and the militiaman couldn't help but be surprised: "It's Meng Qingxiao." ”
"Why is he drunk here?"
"Nonsense, this used to be his home, and when his home is gone, he should be sad."
"So what do we do?"
"Since he has met, he must not be allowed to fall asleep in the wild, so contact his family."
"His wife's home seems to be in the Holy One Community."
"Then contact his wife."
"Aren't they contradictory?"
"How long has this been a matter of time, whose husband and wife have an overnight feud, and you and your wife can have a conflict for half a year?"
"That's right."
"Let's go, carry him on his back, and we'll go to the Holy One Community."
"This flask and glass seem to be treasures too."
"Take it all, the things used by the chief designer are really not ordinary, and we mortals can't compare."
Half an hour later, there was a knock on the door of Lu's house, Lu Caishi had been serving the child to breastfeed for the past two years, so she slept very lightly, she came out of her bedroom, hid behind the door and asked softly, "Who?" ”
"Hello, we are a patrol militia nearby, we picked up a person on the road, it seems to be Chief Designer Meng, he was drunk and unconscious, we were worried about what danger he had, so we brought him over."
Lu Caishi opened the door, and the militia outside the door saw that it was Lu Caishi, he thought that the other party was a learned person, and whether the title should be more honorable, so he learned to watch the tone on TV and said, "Hello Mrs. Meng." ”
Lu Caishi asked, "What's wrong with him?" ”
"Oh, we saw him when we were patrolling the ruins of Qiongyuan Garden, and he was drunk alone at your original home, and there are wine jugs and wine glasses here, it seems to be a treasure, and it is also your family, please keep it away." After he finished speaking, he held it in both hands and handed it to Lu Caishi.
Lu Caishi had to take it, "Please help me carry him to the sofa." ”
"Okay."
Meng Qingxiao was indeed very drunk this time, he had already drunk once, and he was very drunk, but as soon as he woke up, he drank again, and no matter how good his body was, he couldn't stand drinking like this.
Lu Caishi is also a little strange, hasn't he been training, why did he get drunk there?
She wanted to call Xu Haocun to ask, but when she thought that it was so late, she finally held back.
Lu Caishi participated in the study of the battle armor, she reached out and touched the back of Meng Qingxiao's head, and finally confirmed that the person in front of her was indeed her husband.
She just looked at Meng Qingxiao's face in such a demented manner, probably only in this situation did she have the opportunity to stare at him.
In ancient times, emperors also avoided drunkards, and people had the greatest tolerance for drunken people.
Lu's mother also heard the movement, came out of her bedroom, and was also surprised when she saw Meng Qingxiao.
"Why is he here?"
Lu Caishi said lightly: "The patrolling militia sent it." ”
"What's wrong with him?"
"Drunk."
"What do you mean, are you drunk at our doorstep?"
"No, I got drunk on the ruins of Qiongyuan Garden."
"Cai Shi, Mom knows that you don't like to see him, so I'll find someone to get him away." Mother Lu immediately shouted at the top of her voice: "Old Lu, don't sleep, come over quickly, help me get this guy out." ”
"Oh Mom, what are you shouting at night?" Lu Caishi complained, "Don't make my dad sleep." ”
"Then what should I do, I can't lift it."
"Just let him sleep on the couch for the night, and let him go early tomorrow morning."
"Caishi, be sober, this is a drunkard, he will vomit, and it will be everywhere in our house after a while, who will clean it up?"
"Why is it everywhere, Mom, can you not talk so exaggerated?" Lu Caishi said dissatisfiedly, "If he really vomits, I'll clean it up, okay?" ”
"That's what you said, don't expect me to clean it up, you eldest lady who doesn't touch the spring water with ten fingers, I'll see if you can clean it up well." Lu's mother also left in a huff.
In Lu's mother's bedroom, when she closed the door, Minister Lu, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, raised his thumbs with both hands, smiled and whispered praise: "Wife, you are so good!" ”
It turned out that the two of them already knew about Meng Qingxiao's drunkenness, and the militia patrol immediately reported the matter after discovering Meng Qingxiao, because they didn't know the phone number of Meng Qingxiao's family, and they didn't know which building the Lu family lived in, so they could only report it.
Minister Lu was the first to receive the call, he told the militia the number of his house and asked them to send it over, he deliberately did not go out, even if the militia knocked on the door, he would not go out, it must be Lu Caishi who opened the door, he wanted to see if his good daughter could keep Meng Qingxiao.
was threatened by her mother, Lu Caishi suddenly felt a heavy responsibility on her shoulders, she was worried that Meng Qingxiao would really vomit, so she had to keep guarding by the side, fortunately, she already had experience in taking care of people, after all, she was already a mother of two children.
The mother's tone just now was too ugly, anyway, this man is also her husband, although the two of them do have contradictions, but they haven't divorced yet, just rush to this point, can't you, the old lady, be polite?
Lu Caishi has a feeling that a person walks through tea and coolness, and the funny thing is that she can empathize.
People say that their daughter is a foreign surname, is that what they mean?
No matter how smart a woman is, she will become stupid in the face of love.
Lu Caishi's current thoughts once again verify this sentence.
Meng Qingxiao really vomited, he drank too much wine, his stomach turned over the river, and he was completely unconscious, he vomited when he was lying on his back, and suddenly vomited all over his face, Lu Caishi was caught off guard, and he also stuck an arm.
She hurriedly went to get the trash can, and then pulled Meng Qingxiao's body over, trying to make him spit in the trash can, but with a plop, Meng Qingxiao's whole body fell to the floor.
Lu Caishi finally realized what it means to be "dead and sinking", she is a cultivator of the second evolution, although she has never cultivated, but she still has the strength to carry a person, but she can't even move Meng Qingxiao's body now.
Lu Caishi's tears burst out of her eyes, she gritted her teeth and forcibly resisted the urge to call her mother, she had to carry this matter alone tonight.
Meng Qingxiao vomited all on the ground, Lu Caishi had to use her hands to put the vomit into the trash can, and it didn't take long for her body to be all over her.
Finally finished vomiting, Meng Qingxiao rolled over and lay on the vomit and fell asleep.
Lu Caishi thought about it, supported Meng Qingxiao's arm with both hands, and dragged him into the bathroom little by little, and then she came out with a mop and towel to tidy up the living room.
It took more than half an hour to clean up the living room, but the smell of wine in this living room couldn't be dissipated for a while, and she didn't seem to have any other way than to open the window.
The living room was cleaned up, but there was still a person lying in the toilet, including herself, and the smell was really unpleasant.
After all, Lu Caishi is a wife, and she is no longer restrained by this kind of subsection, after closing the toilet door, she took off all the clothes on her body and Meng Qingxiao's body, and prepared to rinse the two of them.
Meng Qingxiao had just vomited, and as soon as he got wet, he woke up immediately, he opened his eyes drunken and hazy, and immediately saw Lu Caishi.
At this moment, he has already drunk the fragments, where do you remember that he and his wife once had a conflict.
"Hehe, wife." Meng Qingxiao smirked and hugged Lu Caishi's neck.
At this moment, Lu Caishi was squatting beside Meng Qingxiao, she was applying shower gel to Meng Qingxiao's body, and suddenly found that Meng Qingxiao had woken up, and she was immediately startled and wanted to get up and run away, but she was hugged by Meng Qingxiao, where could she escape, and her feet slipped and suddenly pounced on Meng Qingxiao, and the two slippery bodies were fully in contact with each other.
Meng Qingxiao's majesty is still the same, even when he is already drunk.
Lu Caishi's tears burst out of her eyes again, she no longer had the strength to resist, and she was also in pain and happy at the moment.
In the toilet of the Lu family, spring is quietly staged.
Meng Qingxiao was like a volcanic eruption, venting all his energy, drunk again, unconscious, his arms lost the strength to support him, and he fell asleep on Lu Caishi.
Lu Caishi's face was like a peach blossom, she didn't have the strength to resist just now, and now her whole body was so soft that she couldn't even lift her fingers, she could only let Meng Qingxiao sleep on her stomach, and it was shameful that they were still connected.
In the past, she was happy in this situation, although she didn't say it in the past, she would praise her husband crazy in her heart.
Now her husband is still so powerful, she can only praise it in her heart.
Lu Caishi was indeed tired, physically and mentally exhausted, and she soon fell asleep.
I don't know how long she slept, she only felt a faint swelling in a certain part of her body, and a trace of paralysis like an electric shock spread throughout her body.
Lu Caishi woke up and saw Meng Qingxiao who was still lying on top of her again, he was slowly exercising.
Lu Caishi wanted to show a little coldness, and scolded in a low voice: "You get up for me." ”
"I'm not up." Seeing that Lu Caishi woke up, Meng Qingxiao's movements were faster.
"If you don't get up again, I'll shout."
"You shout, if you are embarrassed that we are looked down upon, then you shout."
"Scoundrels, scoundrels!"
Lu Caishi tried hard to pinch Meng Qingxiao's arm, but Meng Qingxiao didn't pay attention to it at all, this pain was nothing to him, his lower body moved, and his head lowered to forcibly kiss Lu Caishi.
Lu Caishi opened her mouth without hesitation and bit it, and bit Meng Qingxiao's lip at once, and the blood flowed into her mouth, salty and astringent.
She relented again and let go of her teeth.
Meng Qingxiao raised his head and looked at her with a smile in his eyes, "Reappeared yesterday, did you remember anything?" ”
Lu Caishi looked at his lips that kept bleeding down, distant memories were evoked, this scene was too familiar, on the day they just established their relationship, she also bit Meng Qingxiao's lip.
Lu Caishi gave up resistance and let Meng Qingxiao sprint, and the two soon reached the peak of their lives.
Their bath hasn't been finished yet, and their bodies are all shower gel, which is still sticky, but this time it was Meng Qingxiao who served the two, although Lu Caishi kept trying to push him away with a disgusted face, but Meng Qingxiao still insisted on helping her finish the bath.
The next thing was embarrassing, neither of them prepared clothes, only two of them could no longer wear dirty clothes, and were thrown into the trash can by Lu Caishi, Lu Caishi was subconsciously acting at the time, and did not consider that there might be no clothes to wear later.