Chapter 2 He's Dying
Qingcheng City, in the Eastern District.
Jiangshan Shijia apartment building, 12 floors.
The two policemen and Chen Yu looked at each other, and the room was silent.
"So." The male policeman looked at the [dead corpse] title above Chen Yu's head again, and his eyes were deep: "You are dead." ”
"But you see it too." Chen Yu spread his hands: "I'm not dead." ”
The policewoman standing behind the male policeman hesitated for a while: "But you are obviously dead." ”
Chen Yu: "...... I'm obviously not dead. ”
"That's why you don't dare to go out." The policeman asked.
"Yes." Chen Yu nodded again and again: "I took off my hat just now, which scared both of you." If I go out, don't cause panic. ”
"You say...... Is it possible for him...... Is it a 'bad thing'? The policewoman squinted her eyes and whispered in the male policeman's ear: "The title doesn't match me, it's too weird." ”
"You really want to beat me like a 'wolf'!"
Chen Yu was suddenly nervous, and hurriedly made a big jump and stepped back one meter: "Which 'evil thing' can put this aside and chat with you honestly?" I've already dismembered you! You see that I move so smoothly, where is the slightest bit of a 'bad thing'? Ay! You see I can still walk briskly, hey, I can still trot, watch me trot. You can also jump! Hey, big jump! Hey, big jump......"
Looking at Chen Yu who was running around the house, the male policeman nodded slowly: "This mental state does have the shadow of a 'bad thing'. ”
"......" Chen Yu immediately froze in place. After a moment of silence, he immediately took off his shirt, revealing his white upper body, and yelled: "Can't you see my human features?!" There are arms and legs, belly buttons and armpit hair! By the way, as we all know, 'evil things' don't have reproductive functions, right, I'll show you ......."
"Alright." The male policeman hurriedly interrupted Chen Yu, who was eager to prove his identity, stepped forward, and in Chen Yu's desperate eyes, he made a "click" and buckled the silver handcuffs: "Go back to the police station with us first and do a detailed investigation." ”
“…… I'm not a 'bad thing'. Chen Yu felt like he was about to cry.
Evil things are the common enemy of all human beings in this world.
Aside from their "orc-like appearance", their most typical "feature" is that they can change the "title" on the top of their heads, cover their heads, and hide their faces in human society.
Aside from the fact that he doesn't have 'supernatural powers' and doesn't have 'bloodthirsty' desires, his current situation is actually a little similar to that of 'evil things'.
So in the past year, he didn't dare to step out of the house. Even if the weather is bad one day and you run into a "transcendental" or "plainclothes policeman" who doesn't have good eyes, and you see him, this "rotten meat walking around" and "dead corpse walking around", you will shoot him from afar......
"I... What a good citizen I am! Chen Yu opened his mouth and howled.
"Shut up. When you arrive at the police station, you have your own judgment. The male policeman bent down, picked up the hat that Chen Yu had taken off, and put it back on Chen Yu's head, covering the word "dead corpse" on the top of his head.
Of course, he also knew that Chen Yu was not an "evil thing".
After all, the appearance of "evil creatures" and humans is very different.
But as a police officer, when I see this strange problem that the "title" is completely inconsistent with the "real identity", I still have to bring it back to the bureau to investigate.
Five minutes later.
With a "creak" of the door opening.
Chen Yu, who was wearing a coat and handcuffs, was taken out of the house by two policemen, a man and a woman.
When the fat neighbor standing not far away saw this scene, he was in high spirits and surprised: "Sure enough, it's a criminal." ”
"......" was silent for a while, and Chen Yu roared: "you really reported it!" ”
"yes." The fat neighbor was complacent, took two steps forward, and checked Chen Yu's handcuffs: "Is there a problem?" Isn't it infuriating? Cracking down on crime is the duty of every citizen. ”
"Ahem." The male policeman coughed lightly and reminded: "You should hide the identity of your whistleblower." ”
"It's fine." The fat neighbor waved his hand with a big grin: "After the sentence, how can he still come out." ”
Chen Yu: "...... You wait for Lao Tzu. ”
"He intimidated me!" The fat neighbor is colorful: "The police officer, he intimidated me, and he was punished for several crimes." ”
"Shut up." The male policeman glared at Chen Yu and pulled him on.
"Oh yes, comrade policeman, what crime did he commit?" The fat neighbor chased after him and asked curiously.
"He didn't commit a crime." The male policeman turned around and said, "There is something I want to take him back to the bureau for consultation." ”
"......" The smile on the fat neighbor's face slowly retracted.
"......" The smile on Chen Yu's face slowly emerged.
……
Get in the police car and head back to the police station.
The male policeman found a room for Chen Yu and told him to wait for a while, and then left.
After the iron door was closed, Chen Yu gradually relaxed, looked around, and found that this was an interrogation room.
In the middle is a metallic, conspicuous, stainless steel regret chair that glistens and shines in the light of incandescent lamps. Exudes an inexplicable appeal.
As if out of control, Chen Yu took the initiative to sit up.
After a while, the iron door opened.
A middle-aged policeman with the title of [Deputy Director of the Police Station] walked in, and a middle-aged woman with the title of [Assistant Director] on her head.
The two were followed by two young police officers, a man and a woman.
Four people in total.
Seeing Chen Yu sitting in the interrogation chair, the middle-aged policeman was obviously stunned: "The young man is quite conscious." ”
Chen Yu: "......"
"Chen Yu, take off your hat. Show our director. The policeman spoke.
"Okay."
Chen Yu sighed again, obediently took off his hat, revealing the dazzling word [dead corpse].
"Good fellows." Even though he had been prepared, the middle-aged policeman was still taken aback, stepped forward quickly, circled around Chen Yu a few times, and was amazed: "Eye-opening, it's really eye-opening, I'm obedient." ”
Chen Yu: "Deputy Director, then your turtle has opened its eyes, can you let me go back?" ”
Middle-aged policeman: "...... You can call me the director. ”
The male policeman behind him stepped forward and asked, "Director, do you understand?" ”
"Hmm." The middle-aged policeman nodded, took out a cigarette from his arms, lit one, and said while sucking: "Typical 'precautionary appellation'." ”
"What is a precautionary appellation?" Chen Yu and the male policeman spoke in unison.
"As the name suggests, it's a title that changes in advance." The middle-aged policeman explained slowly: "Aren't the words above our heads changing with the change of identity, occupation, and age? The term "pre-predictability" is something that has been changed some time in advance. ”
"For example, I haven't graduated from the police academy yet, so I have the title of [policeman] in advance?" The male policeman was surprised.
"Yes."
The middle-aged policeman nodded: "There are very, very few such people, no matter what job or social status, the title on the head will change in advance." In the past, there was a special research team that studied it, but there were no results. It can only be guessed that the objective time of the 'title' on this person's body has accelerated. ”
"I see." The male policeman squinted and scratched his chin: "Pre-predetermined appellation...... And this strange thing. ”
"Director, you know a lot!" The policewoman adored with her eyes: "Too knowledgeable." ”
"The world is so big, there are no surprises. The more you see and the more you listen, the more you will understand. The middle-aged policeman spat out a puff of smoke nonchalantly and quietly looked at the [dead corpse] text above Chen Yu's head.
Chen Yu also quietly watched the other party pretending to be forced.
The "pre-prognostic appellation" of bullshit.
The "title" on his head is completely fake......
"Huh?" The middle-aged woman who was standing behind the three policemen and had been silent suddenly reacted to something and was shocked: "So, he ......"
"Yes." The middle-aged policeman snuffed out his cigarette butt and looked at Chen Yu seriously: "He's going to die." ”
Chen Yu: "......"
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