Chapter 4: Treat Me Like a Fart! (below)

Next.

Qingcheng, Hongtukeng Police Station, conference room on the second floor.

A meeting on "Protecting Chen Yu and Building a Harmonious and Stable Society" is underway.

In addition to the chief and deputy directors of the police station, the deputy directors of the bureau and the filming team of the local TV station also came.

Chen Yu looked very cramped in this big scene, and shyly raised his middle finger to everyone.

"So...... Is that all for Chen Yuxiao's physical examination report? The deputy director sitting in the main seat had a big belly, flipped through the documents in his hand, put them on the table, and looked around: "In other words, it can be determined now that Chen Yu died of murder or accident." ”

"Yes." The deputy director nodded: "We also investigated the social relations of the deceased and confirmed that there were no enemies and debts. It can be inferred that the likelihood of accidental death is relatively high. ”

"But I can see ...... Chen Yu seems to have irritability psychologically. The deputy director reopened the document and frowned.

"Insert a tube into your upper and lower openings for a day, and you're so irritable." Chen Yu sat in the corner, scolding.

Deputy Director: "......"

Director: "......"

Male and female policemen: "......"

Deputy Director: "...... It's really grumpy. ”

"Ahem." After clearing his throat, the deputy director put down the document, took a sip of tea, was silent for a long time, and spoke: "The deceased had a history of irritability before his death, let's not rule out the possibility of suicide." In addition to the protection it deserves, mental health should also be taken care of. ”

"Okay." The deputy director nodded: "The institute will arrange a psychiatrist." ”

"Hmm. We must brace ourselves and use enthusiasm, determination, patience, sincerity, and iron heart to safeguard the vital safety of the people! The deputy director straightened up and looked serious: "Although Chen Yu has not been accidental, he can't despise, ignore, or ignore this matter because of this." In addition to cracking down on crime and protecting people's safety, our public security should not only crack down on crime. It is also necessary to prevent crime and keep the danger away from the people from the beginning! ”

"Good!" The director, who had not spoken for a long time, immediately shouted and stood up to applaud warmly.

Everyone in the conference room also clapped their hands quickly.

The media's camera stared at the deputy director and slapped it violently, and the supporting BGM almost sounded.

End of meeting.

The deputy director walked over and shook hands with Chen Yu, and then left accompanied by the director.

In order to protect Chen Yu's safety, the deputy director also dismissed the local TV media who wanted to come for interviews.

In the huge conference room, there were only four people: Chen Yu, the deputy director, and the male and female policemen.

"Today's incident must be in the news, right?" Chen Yu asked.

"Want to be famous?" The policewoman buried herself in sorting out the documents: "Don't worry, it will be broadcast tonight." ”

"Bullshit!" Chen Yu got up irritably, crossed his hands on his hips, and circled around the conference table: "Then everyone doesn't know that I am a [dead corpse]?" ”

The policewoman ignored it and turned her head to look at the deputy director: "Director, is Chen Yu still in the residence tonight?" ”

"You guys treat me as a piece of." Chen Yu was about to cry: "Let me go." ”

He had a hunch that if he continued to be "controlled" by these people, something terrible might happen......

"Nope." The deputy director was expressionless: "Before you are out of danger, you can't leave the police station for half a step." The above documents have already arrived, and the comrades of the Criminal Investigation Department of the province will come in the afternoon, so you can cooperate well. ”

"Am I not destined to be [dead] in your eyes? It's still a toss! ”

"The future is not unchangeable, what is your attitude?" The policewoman was dissatisfied: "In our institute and bureau, so much manpower, material resources, and energy have been invested, isn't it just to save you?" Why are you getting impatient? ”

"I'm not impatient, I'm ......" Chen Yu couldn't say bitterly: "That's it, you let me go back, I will stay at home honestly, and I promise that the [dead body] on my head will be gone in a few days." ”

"I'm afraid that in a few days, you'll be gone." The deputy director replied, then got up and left: "It's safer to stay in the office." ”

Chen Yu: "......"

In the conference room, be quiet.

In addition to the sound of the policewoman flipping through the documents, the falling pins could be heard.

As for the other young male policeman who had detained Chen Yu in the first place, he had already fallen asleep, shrunk in a chair and snored quietly.

Last night, he took care of Chen Yu for a night. Too tired to do it.

“……”

"Well, okay."

With a deep sigh, Chen Yu was unable to sit on the chair.

He also knows that in addition to doing all this for the sake of "political achievements", it has indeed fulfilled its responsibility to protect citizens.

But he doesn't need protection at all, huh?

The "title" on his head is fake......

"When the hell am I going to go?" After a moment of silence, Chen Yu asked again.

"The [corpse] on your head is gone." The policewoman replied without raising her head.

"The title has been changed." Chen Yu counted the date.

His "title" is fixed and changes every month.

The last time I changed from [Stinky Dead Corpse] to [Dead Corpse] was on the 16th of last month.

'Four days to go. ’

“…… A few handfuls of dogs. ”

Chen Yu secretly gritted his teeth and held a grudge against the neighbor who reported him.

He decided that when he returned, he would make the other party a [dead corpse].

'But ......'

His brows furrowed, and Chen Yu fell into deep thought.

In four days, what will the "title" on his head be replaced?

From the very beginning of [germs], [ants], [not as good as garbage]......

Until now, the [corpse].

The pattern is obvious.

That is, becoming better and better every month.

So he speculated that when he changed his title four days later, he would at least be a "living thing."

Most likely, it is [disabled], or [paralyzed]. ’

'If that's the case......

At this point, Chen Yu suddenly asked: "It doesn't involve human life, in fact, you are not so nervous, right?" ”

"Yes." The policewoman didn't look back: "If there is a life, it is a big case." ”

"Understood." Chen Yu put his mind at ease, and his whole person was comfortable.

Then stay up for another four days. ’

"Wait until I get back, and see if I pull your prostate out." Chen Yu thought of his next-door neighbor again, and instantly gritted his teeth and secretly became ruthless.

After staying up for more than half a year, it is clear that as long as he continues to stay at home for a few days and wait for the "title" on his head to change, he can go out and live a normal life......

"What are you muttering about?" The policewoman looked up and said solemnly: "I warn you, you can't hurt the whistleblower." ”

"Is it okay to kill?" Chen Yu asked.

"You don't know what to do." The policewoman was disgruntled and glared at him.

……

Afternoon.

Hongtukeng Police Station.

After being asked a call by the police officers of the provincial criminal investigation department, Chen Yu finally had free time.

But this free time lasted only half an hour, and the psychologist in charge of emotional enlightenment came.

The institute let out the interrogation room and chatted with Chen Yu and the psychiatrist alone.

"It's a good environment." The psychiatrist wore a white lab coat, put his hands in his pockets, and had the title of "highly regarded psychiatric chief physician" on his head, and naturally sat in the interrogation chair.

"That's where I am." Chen Yu spoke.

"Oh, good. You sit. ”

Sitting on the "regret chair" and glancing at the title of the other party's [chief psychiatric physician], Chen Yu sighed and said, "I'm actually not sick, let's just talk casually." ”

As soon as he heard this, the psychiatrist, who was originally very casual, was stunned, and then immediately got serious, took out a small notebook, and sat opposite Chen Yu.

Chen Yu: "......"

Psychiatrist: "......"

Chen Yu: "I'm not sick, OK?" ”

"Uh-huh." The psychiatrist nodded solemnly.

Looking at the other party's right hand of "swish" notes, Chen Yu was inexplicably irritable, and slapped the table suddenly: "Lao Tzu is not sick!" ! ”

"Uh-huh." The psychiatrist's expression became more serious.

……