"If those two words don't tremble~"

"I won't, I find you uncomfortable ♪~"

"How to say it ♪~"

"You're just the head ♬~"

Maybe he is in a better mood, Chen Yu likes to sing very much today.

Sitting on the soft sofa, he grinned and crossed Erlang's legs, held a sharp bone chopping knife, scraped his stubble, and looked at the neighbor in front of him who was tied up with five flowers.

"Help... Help ......"

The fat neighbor cried a handful of snot and tears, sat on the ground and trembled: "Big brother, I... I... I don't have any money......"

"What do I want your money for?" Chen Yu glanced at the fat neighbor, picked up the remote control on the sofa, and turned on the TV. I watched the show on my own.

"Big... Big brother, I'm a poor bastard! The fat neighbor struggled, and Shasha sobbed: "You kidnap the next door!" He... He is engaged in light live broadcasts, Internet celebrities! He... He has money. ”

"You're damned." Chen Yu, chirp, pout.

"Huh?" A puddle of liquid gradually flowed out of the fat neighbor's crotch: "I... I don't want to die, big brother. I really don't have any money! ”

"I've said it all, I don't want money." Chen Yu pressed the remote control and selected the channel at random.

"Then what are you...... You are ......" The fat neighbor's pupils shook, stunned for a long time, swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and wiped the snot on his face with his shoulder: "That... Come on, then, be gentle. Just spare my life......"

Chen Yu was immediately stunned: "? ”

"In the bathroom there were... There is Vaseline ......"

Chen Yu: "??? ”

"Big brother!" The fat neighbor cried: "It's my first time! ”

Chen Yu: "...... Shut the fuck up. ”

"Bang."

As he spoke, he threw the bone chopping knife in his hand on the coffee table.

The fat neighbor was frightened and hurriedly silenced.

And Chen Yu finally found a satisfactory TV channel.

(The best ingredients are often cooked in the most modest way...... ）

(First take two taels of pork with three layers of pork and cut them into thin slices...... ）

(Stir-fry in water, half-cooked, the meat becomes darker, and take out...... ）

"Gollum—"

The fat neighbor swallowed again, his eyes widened, and his face turned pale.

Chen Yu looked at it well.

(After leaving to cool, take the shallots, white garlic, and ginger and cut them into shreds...... ）

(Stir-fry when the oil temperature rises...... ）

(Zila-)

"Ahh

The fat neighbor was terrified to the extreme, and cried out with a "whoop": "Big brother, I'm a sass!" ”

"Beep beep and Chen Yu was disturbed, frowned, turned off the TV dissatisfied, and then lifted the bone chopping knife on the coffee table: "You want to die soon, right?" Yes, it will be done to you. ”

"No... No...... Don't make me wrong, look at it, I won't squeak big brother. The fat neighbor was short of breath, stopped crying, and moved backwards in terror.

"Smack."

"Smack."

Slapping the knife in his hand, Chen Yu shook one step at a time, the villain was full of aura, walked in front of the fat neighbor, squatted down, and carefully looked at the other party's face: "You...... You really don't know me anymore? ”

"Big brother, are you ...... Did you recognize the wrong person? A flash of hope flashed in the fat neighbor's eyes: "I'm just an ordinary otaku!" I haven't seen you! ”

"Didn't you see me when I was taken away by the police because of your report?" Chen Yu frowned suspiciously: "Could it be ...... Did I admit I was wrong? ”

When these words fell, the fat neighbor was struck like lightning. His eyes almost popped out, and he looked at Chen Yu in a daze. The expression on his face gradually changed from horror to panic and panic...... Finally, it becomes a prayer.

"Big... Big... Big... Big... Big brother I... I... I ...... "fat neighbor's crotch and peed out again."

"Do you know how miserable I have died in the past six months?" Clenching the bone chopping knife, Chen Yu's eyes slowly turned cold, and the murderous intent overflowed.

"Huh?"

"Not true. Is it the past six months, how miserable have I been? Chen Yu corrected.

"Big brother, I didn't mean it......" The fat neighbor's voice trembled.

"Don't talk that nonsense." Chen Yu inserted the bone chopping knife into his waist, then took out a USB flash drive from his pocket and walked to the TV. Plugged the USB flash drive into the USB port: "After so long of pain, you, don't want to fall a frame!" ”

As soon as you turn it on, a folder full of video files pops up.

The fat neighbor looked dazed, forgot to cry, and just stupidly watched Chen Yu click on a video with the remote control.

A cartoon was played......

"Any idea what this is?" Chen Yu turned around and stared coldly at his neighbor.

"No... I don't know ......."

"Sakura-chan!" Chen Yu suddenly yelled: "It's a variety of Sakura, a mongrel!" ”

"Big Brother Sakura is Sakura! Big Brother Big Brother! The neighbor was so frightened that he cried again: "It's Big Brother Sakura!" I remember! ”

"You just remember." Chen Yu regained his composure, changed his face at the speed of light, and said indifferently: "And I, I have already memorized it." ”

"Big brother! Father! What the hell are you going to do? I was wrong, I regret reporting you in the first place, I ......"

"Shut up." Chen Yu's body was like an arrow, he rushed to the fat neighbor's side, and put the bone chopping knife on the back of the other party's head: "Now, show Lao Tzu!" ”

"Look... What to see......"

"Look at the variety Sakura, two beeps."

"Oh oh, oh, I see, I'll look at Big Brother now." The fat neighbor turned pale and shivered as he looked at the TV.

"You can't be blind, you have to go into your head." Chen Yu emphasized.

"Yes yes yes ......"

Chen Yu's anger gradually subsided.

In the room, only the lovely voice of the heroine, Sakura Kinomoto, is echoing.

But it only lasted five minutes, and the fat neighbor didn't do much, Chen Yuxian couldn't stand it: "You find a headset to watch it yourself!" ”

"I... I'm tied up ......"

Hearing this, Chen Yu walked to the TV cabinet with a "hideous" face, opened the drawer, and soon found a pair of headphones and stuffed them into the neighbor's ear.

Then, like a pig, drag him to the TV and plug the headphone jack into the TV.

"Ahh It's too loud! "Another shiver from the fat neighbor.

Chen Yu: "Bear with it! ”

Fat neighbor: "......"

After doing all this, Chen Yu exhaled deeply, carried a bone chopping knife, walked to the neighbor's kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and took a piece of Coke casually.

One bite down.

Chen Yu's eyes moistened.

It's been a long time since I've felt the refreshment......

It's been a long time since I've experienced happiness......

Chen Yu's lips trembled slightly, the tip of his nose became more and more sour, his eyes were red, and he held back tears.

Half.

He was tortured and suffered a lot in the Security Service.

This grandson eats fatty meat, drinks cola, plays games, and sleeps a lot every day......

“……”

"Iniquity."

"bullies."

"Gollum!"

"Gollum-"

Drinking the cola in one go, Chen Yu hated to crush the cans, rekindled his anger, and walked towards the fat neighbor ruthlessly.

The neighbor sitting in front of the TV was in the mood to watch cartoons, but he had been peeking at Chen Yu all the time. Seeing that the other party seemed to have ignited the "killing intent" again, he was suddenly scared again, and howled: "Big brother, I was wrong!" Don't kill me! Other... Don't kill me, don't ......"

"Don't fuck you!" Chen Yu slapped the fat neighbor's hat off and sat on the sofa: "Watch TV well!" Raised by a son of a bitch, you won't be able to carry it for a while, see if I'll be done with it. ”

"Look at it! I look ......" the fat neighbor nodded tremblingly.

The hat fell off, and Chen Yu naturally saw the title of this neighbor - [Waste House]

Exactly the same title as he is now.

", bad luck." Spitting, Chen Yu lay on the sofa, not wanting to be polluted by the light and shadow of "Variety Sakura", closed his eyes, and prepared to take a breath.

That's right.

One of the ways he retaliated this time was to prepare to let the neighbor feel the torture he had suffered in the Security Service from beginning to end.

Let him understand what it means to be immoral in the world.

However......

is different from Chen Yu who was in the Security Bureau at the beginning.

At this time, the fat neighbor actually suffered even more.

Because his face was facing forward, he didn't dare to look back, so he naturally couldn't observe the situation behind him. Under the fear, Chen Yu, who always fantasized about the "fierce god and evil", was holding up the bone chopping knife and aiming at him with a wicked smile.

The blade will aim at the back of the head, the back of the neck, and the lower back.

One will be ready to cut into a straight line, and the other will be ready to cut into a herringbone......

"Woooooooo

The more I thought about it, the more scared I became.

The more you fear, the more you think.

The urine bubbled out like a collapsed prostate.

The title of [Waste House] on his head also faded little by little.

Fade.

Fade again.

"Huh!"

Only half a minute later, his title changed from [Waste House] to [Terrified Waste House].

And at this moment, Chen Yu seemed to have sensed it and slowly opened his eyes.

I saw the fat neighbor up and down, and all kinds of text messages came out strangely......

[(Grade F) Excellent gastrointestinal system: has excellent digestive ability. 】

[(F-grade) Inferior knee synovium: appears to have suffered considerable wear and tear.] 】

[(F-level) unique memory: Records the account passwords of 16 adult forums, and 77 actresses became famous.] 】

[(F+) dilated esophagus: Can drink two liters of carbonated drink in 20 seconds.] 】

[(E-Grade) Rapid Wrist: Has the ability to shake up and down extremely quickly. 】

Chen Yu: "??? ”

……