Chapter 16: Two Waste Houses of Extreme Joy

“…… Are you sick? The chubby otaku girl looked Chen Yu up and down, rolled her eyes and prepared to close the door.

"Oh, don't, don't." Chen Yu hurriedly blocked it, revealing a smile: "It's just a joke." It's such a beauty, we are from the Qingcheng TV "You Only Win" program group, ready to find some otaku and answer some questions about the second dimension. Win, there is a cash prize. ”

Hearing the words "cash reward", the chubby otaku girl raised her eyelids and wondered: "Give money?" ”

"That's right! Give money! ”

"How much?"

"10,000 for the first question, 100,000 for the second question, and 1 million for the correct answer to the third question!"

"Is it true or not?" The chubby otaku girl couldn't believe it, and looked around the probe: "Liar, right?" You say you're from a TV station, but what about the camera? ”

In order to relieve the tension of the contestants and give full play to their strength, the program team chose to hide the shooting during the Q&A session. For example, look at the ......" Chen Yu raised his hand and pointed to the surveillance camera in the corridor of the apartment: "It's one of our camera positions." ”

Yes, this time to the door, he is not ready to use "violence".

After all, the girl has no grievances with him.

He is ready to use another way to change the "title" of the other party.

to verify his guesses......

"It feels like you're a liar." Standing at the door, the chubby otaku girl hesitated for a long time, but still closed the door: "Forget it, you can go." ”

"Oops!" Chen Yu stretched out his legs and blocked the door frame again: "Is it true or not, you can participate, and if you win, see if I give money or not, it's over." ”

said, he didn't give the other party time to react, and directly started the first question: "Please listen to the first question, in the fifth word of the Japanese comic "Uncle in the Fantasy World", the uncle said that when he was in high school, he didn't like people from a sports club? ”

Chubby otaku: "......"

Chen Yu: "......"

Chubby otaku: "......"

Chen Yu: "......"

"It's... Isn't it too hard? Chen Yu asked tentatively.

"I can't answer. Good bye. The chubby otaku girl was unhappy and ready to close the door.

"Good! This is actually a test question, and the real first question is not so difficult. Chen Yu said decisively: "Please listen to the real first question, who is the protagonist in Naruto?" ”

"Naruto...... Protagonist. The chubby otaku girl was stunned for a moment, and said tentatively: "It's a ninja?" ”

Chen Yu: "......"

Chubby otaku: "......"

Chen Yu: "Correct answer!" Reward 10,000 yuan! ”

Raising his hands and cheering, Chen Yu took out his mobile phone: "Beauty, please take out your collection code, and this will award a bonus." ”

"I... Did I get it right? "The chubby otaku girl couldn't believe it.

"That's right! The answer is simply impeccable! ”

"Are you really making money?" The girl hurriedly took out her mobile phone and clicked on the Alipay collection code: "10,000? ”

Chen Yu was not verbose, and swept over directly.

"Ding!"

With a crisp sound, there was an extra transfer of "10,000 yuan" on the screen of the girl's mobile phone.

"it?!" She covered her mouth in disbelief.

"Congratulations, ma'am." Chen Yu applauded: "Get a bonus of 10,000 yuan!" ”

"It's really money! Awesome! The chubby otaku almost put the mobile phone screen on her face: "It's exactly 10,000 yuan." ”

"This is just the beginning." Chen Yu smiled mysteriously: "Please listen to the second question." ”

"Good! You say. The chubby otaku girl obviously got serious, folded her hands, pinched her phone, looked at Chen Yu without blinking, and swallowed nervously.

"Listen to the second question. Who is the main character in the anime One Piece? Chen Yu stretched out two fingers and prompted: "Two words." 100,000 bonus for correct answers. ”

"Yes...... Pirate? The chubby otaku said cautiously.

Chen Yu: "......"

Girl: "......"

Chen Yu: "Congratulations on your right answer!" Reward ten! Ten thousand! Yuan! ”

"Ahh The girl's eyes widened and she covered her mouth in disbelief: "Am I right again?!" ”

"Yes, yes!" Chen Yu picked up his mobile phone: "Please show your collection code." ”

"Good, good!" The chubby otaku girl was so happy that she exploded, she couldn't help but be excited, and clicked on her mobile phone screen.

"Oh yes." At this time, Chen Yu seemed to remember something, and patted his head: "I forgot to tell you." We are all regular bonuses, and we have to pay taxes. Winners are required to bear a tax rate of 10%. ”

"What do you mean?" The chubby otaku girl was instantly nervous, retracted her mobile phone, looked at Chen Yu's eyes, and became suspicious again.

"That is, if you win 100,000 yuan, you have to pay 10,000 taxes. Win 1 million and pay 100,000 taxes. Chen Yu explained.

"That's... And what about the $10,000 I just won? ”

"10,000 yuan is a thousand dollars in taxes." Chen Yu waved his hand: "I don't care if you want it." But if you answer the second question correctly, the prize will be 100,000 yuan. If you want this bonus, you have to transfer me 10,000 yuan first. ”

"Can't you just transfer 90,000 to me?" Chubby otaku is very quick to think.

"Nope." Chen Yu waved his hand: "There must be a transfer record." ”

"That'...... You give me a bonus of 100,000 first. I'll transfer you another 10,000. "Girls are cautious.

"My mother, why are you picking?" Chen Yu was shocked and looked the other party up and down: "Why don't you just send me the first bonus first?" In case I give you a bonus of 100,000 yuan, and you don't give me tax money, I won't catch it myself. ”

"I won't, don't worry."

"That's the rules of the show anyway." Chen Yu took two steps back: "Do you still answer the third question?" There's a second bonus, and if you don't want it, that's the end of our show. ”

"Oh no! Big brother, don't go! This time, the girl was in a hurry, and she walked out of the door, and firmly grasped Chen Yu's sleeves with both hands: "Let's continue." I give the tax money. ”

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and transferred back the 10,000 yuan to Chen Yu.

Chen Yu didn't lie to him, and when he saw that 10,000 yuan had arrived, he decisively transferred 100,000 yuan to the other party.

"Ding!"

"Alipay arrived, 10,000 yuan."

"Ahh Witnessing the five 0s behind 1, the chubby otaku instantly gasped and jumped on the spot trembling all over.

"Congratulations!" Chen Yu also smiled with a smile on his face: "The third question has begun, are you ready?" ”

"Happy!" The chubby otaku patted her cheek, tried to calm down, and gave Chen Yu a thumbs up in a trembling voice: "I just like your refreshing program team." Come on, question three! A million, right? ”

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "That's right, a million grand prize!" This is the ultimate benefit of your cooperation with us to answer the questions. ”

"Whew-" The chubby otaku girl stroked her chest hard, closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths: "Come on." ”

"Good! Listen to the third question! Final question! Chen Yu raised his head and looked at the ceiling of the corridor: "May I ask the main ...... in the Japanese manga "Detective Conan"?"

"Detective!" The chubby otaku yelled.

"Congratulations!" Chen Yu also yelled, and shook the girl's hand excitedly: "You have learned to answer!" ”

"Ahh The girl fell into ecstasy in an instant, and her slightly chubby face was distorted.

"Rush to answer! Get Hidden Achievements! Chen Yu shouted excitedly: "Double the bonus!" Million! ”

"Ahhhh The girl was so happy that she was about to epilepsy and jumped on the spot.

"But the tax only needs to be paid 100,000!" Chen Yu increased the weight layer by layer.

"Ahhh The chubby otaku girl was so excited that she hugged Chen Yu directly, and her speech was slurred: "Thank you, thank you, thank you......"

And at this moment, under the extreme emotional excitement, the title of the chubby otaku girl on her head changed from [waste house] to [extremely happy waste house]

"Uhhh

The next moment, just as Chen Yu guessed, a large number of text messages came out from all over the girl's body.

[(Grade F) Fertility: Can develop a fetus.] 】

[(F+) Excellent gastrointestinal system: Even if you drink cold water, you can get rich nutrients.] 】

[(F-Grade) Unique Thinking: Has an unusual hobby for rotten culture. 】

[(Class-E) Deformed gland: loss of physiological pleasure.] 】

“……”

"Ahh

Now, it's Chen Yu's turn to revel excitedly......

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