Standing in place, hanging his right hand in a plaster cast, Chen Yu looked at the fat neighbor with a handful of snot and tears, and his heart of pity rose: "Aiqing, please get up." ”

"Brother Yu, I really beg you." The neighbor hugged Chen Yu's leg: "Don't toss me, okay?" It was wrong for me to report you at the beginning, or you would sell me a piece of my waist? Leave me alone. All right? ”

"Silly boy." Chen Yu stroked his neighbor's head with his healthy left hand: "I let you go, so who will let you go?" ”

“…… Yes? ”

"Heaven has sent a great task to the people, and they must first suffer their minds, work their bodies, hurt their money, and ruin their lives. I'm all for your good. ”

After that, Chen Yu paused for half a second and added: "I just memorized it in the past two days." ”

"You're on your back...... Right? ”

"Isn't that right?" Chen Yu was stunned: "What was it like?" ”

The fat neighbor knelt and sat down, snapping his fingers and recalling: "The original text of the people should be that the heavens have descended to the people, and they will work hard and hard...... No, we're not talking about this issue right now! Can you stop pestering me, old man? ”

"Nope." Chen Yu shook his head and was resolute: "You are the hope of our human race, I can't watch you continue to fall ......"

Before Chen Yu finished speaking, the fat neighbor suddenly got up, like crazy, a pig rushed into the kitchen, after some hysterical rummaging, picked up a kitchen knife, ran back and stuffed it into Chen Yu's hand, trembling excitedly: "Come on!" Big brother, you kill me! Can you just kill me? Towards the slash! Right! Go with a knife! You have also taken revenge, I am also liberated, and the whole world is free! It's all free! ”

Taking the kitchen knife, Chen Yu took a few closer looks, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed, frowning: "You chopped onions with it before?" Why not wash it clean? This smells. ”

Fat neighbor: "......"

"Bang dang."

Throwing the kitchen knife casually, Chen Yu gently patted his neighbor on the shoulder: "Silly boy, how can I be willing to kill you." You're happy to me...... You are the source of my future life. ”

"Chen Yu!"

Staring at his eyes as big as human eyes, the fat neighbor's nostrils gradually gasped, and his neck was bruised: "I tell you not to bully people too much!" You're just playing with me! Don't think I don't know! ”

"Hmm. You're right. Chen Yu nodded and asked, "Then what do you think of the latest artificial intelligence GTP?" ”

"Did you listen to me!" The neighbor yelled.

"Shh Chen Yu suddenly lowered his voice, cautiously looked around the left and right, and said seriously: "Our boys' treble area, when it reaches the height of A4, we should change the mixed voice in advance." Otherwise, it will hurt your throat very much. And the quality of this treble is not high. ”

Fat neighbor: "......"

Chen Yu: "Have you learned?" ”

The erect anger gradually distorted and dissipated, and the fat neighbor stood in place and was silent for a long time, rubbed his face vigorously, turned around, and silently walked to his computer desk: "Chen Yu, don't you like to play?" Yes. In the future, I won't have even the slightest mood swing because of you. I'll see how long you can play. ”

With that, he sat down at the computer desk and started the console with a blank face.

But as soon as the camera was turned on, he roared again: "! How did my mouse break? ”

“…… The computer desk is also cracked? ”

"Fuck! And my wall! My wall skin is gone! ”

Chen Yu spread his hands blankly: "I don't say it." ”

"Get out!!" The fat neighbor shouted hoarsely: "Get out of my house!" ”

"Calm down." Chen Yu's left hand pressed slightly: "The zipper on your crotch is open." ”

Fat neighbor: "......"

Lips, trembling slightly. The fat neighbor couldn't help but reddened his eyes again. Without looking at Chen Yu, he took out a new mouse from under the bed and connected it to the computer, and opened the game silently.

While crying, while playing.

It's true.

He especially regrets it now.

Incomparably incomparable, incomparably very regretful.

In the first place, why did he make such a report call?

In exchange for such a painful torment now.

During the three days at the police station, he carefully sorted out his life during this time. It's like a dead star.

A good day was completely ruined by this damn Chen Yu.

Fortunately, the female coach was not safe and had a good physique, but she fainted for a while.

Or he'll have to be in prison for the rest of his life!

But what if it continues?

He believes that sooner or later, he will be played to death by this Chen Yu.

"Whew-"

With a deep sigh, the fat neighbor adjusted his mood and focused on shifting his attention to the computer screen. After deciding, Chen Yu should be completely ignored.

A clown, without an "audience", there is no point in continuing to "play......

However, perhaps the mentality is not completely adjusted.

In the ranking of this game, the fat neighbor played quite a dish.

Record 0-27-0.

Not only the teammates in the game were full of anger and scolded one after another.

Even Chen Yu, who was standing behind him watching the battle, was so angry that he kicked the computer and the computer desk to pieces!

"Whoa—"

Scattered all over the place.

Electric sparks.

"How are you going to play at this level!" Chen Yu was so angry that the power of the beast burst out, and he picked up the stunned fat man of more than two hundred catties with one hand and shook it fiercely!

Thrown on a bed four meters away.

"Boom!"

Kicking up dust and wood chips......

Wait for the smoke to fall.

The fat neighbor was completely stupid, and looked at Chen Yu in disbelief: "You... You... You...... Is it a human or a ghost? ”

"Damn, if the game development company knew that their game would make you play like that, they would have to delete the code overnight."

Kicking the rest of the computer components that were still intact, Chen Yu stepped forward fiercely and grabbed the collar of his neighbor again: "You are a pure iron waste!" Don't pollute the game circle in the future, read to Lao Tzu! ”

As he spoke, Chen Yu took out a large stack of workbooks for the "Three-Year College Entrance Examination, Five-Year Simulation" as if he was juggling, and slammed it on the other party: "Learn!" Learn from Lao Tzu hard! Take the title of [Waste House] on your head to Lao Tzu! ”

Being caught up in mid-air, the fat neighbor seemed to have forgotten that he was going to be angry, and hurriedly took the stack of test papers, and asked in a stunned, low, and cautious voice: "No... Aren't you going to exercise......"

"I've changed my mind! If you're like this, you have to make up for your brain first! ”

The anger gradually dissipated. Chen Yu only felt that the "fat man" in his hand was getting heavier and heavier, and immediately put the other party down: "A white-eyed wolf." Lao Tzu has worked so hard to make you grow, and you are still losing your temper. Later, what will I say! What do you listen to! Otherwise, I'll stuff you in the septic tank downstairs right away, and let you brainwash yourself! Hear no! ”

"Ah...... Uh-huh! The frightened fat neighbor chick nodded like a peck at rice.

"Get out! It has to be done all today! ”

"Good, good." The fat neighbor hurriedly hugged the large stack of test papers in his arms, and ran out of the house with his waist hunched and his head bowed in fright, and fled into Chen Yu's rental house.

“……”

“……”

Standing in the door frame of Chen Yu's house, he was dazed for about two minutes, and the fat neighbor suddenly blinked and looked up at the ceiling: "......"

"Something seems to be wrong......

……