It's an eerie picture.

In the huge factory, hundreds of people all bowed in unison, facing Chen Yu on the stage.

Chen Yu on the stage, while carefully prying the window of the factory behind him, spoke with a big grin.

"The story should start from Pangu."

"Once upon a time there was chaos in the heavens and the earth. There is no heaven above, and no earth below. Note that the chaos I'm talking about here is not the kind of eating. ”

"And then in the midst of this chaos......"

The bald man couldn't listen anymore and wanted to straighten his waist: "Help, you'......"

"Smack!"

Chen Yu's hands were quick, and he immediately stepped forward and pressed the bald man down: "Did you interject?" Hear me out. ”

“…… Good. The bald man gritted the crown of his teeth and bent down again.

"Well, where did I go?"

"Heaven and earth are in chaos." The trumpet commander lowered his head, his face was bitter, and he felt that his waist was hurting more and more.

"Oh yes, chaos. Speaking of chaos, in fact, the most authentic way is to add white pepper. Chen Yu slowly retreated and began to pry open the window again: "Because chaos is a food that is different from dumplings." One is a dipping sauce and the other is a non-dipping sauce. So one has a salty taste, and the other doesn't. However, in order to maintain the original taste of the minced meat, you should not put too much salty salt in the minced meat. Large-grain salt, rock salt, and pink rock salt can't be put in. So, what to season it with? Alas, right. Just pepper ......"

"Click." The glass was pried open to a corner.

"What's the sound?" The bald man stood up in confusion.

"Smack!"

Soon!

Chen Yu pressed it down again with a palm: "Did you get up?" ”

"Help... Helper, there seems to be some voice. ”

"I've been tossing all my life, and I've finally become a helper, can't I fart in public?"

"Ah...... Ahh That... That's okay, that's okay. The bald man's body began to tremble: "But helper, I... I have a herniated disc in my waist and can't ...... for a long time"

"Can't bear this pain?" Chen Yu's voice suddenly became stern: "Do you think I let you bend all the time, I was trying to pretend to be forced?" To embarrass you? Fart! Neither! That's what I taught you my first lesson! ”

"Endurance!"

"Endure where you are now."

"Endure what happens to you."

"Endure your own temporary humbleness."

"Endure the torture that you can't endure!"

"In this world, no one can succeed casually! Perseverance and perseverance are always our rarest qualities. ”

"I can't stand bending over for a while now. After that, how can you endure the pain of throwing your head and spilling blood? How else are you going to get through it?! ”

The words were like thunder.

The bald man's face turned pale, and he immediately bent his waist lower: "Helper! What you taught is this! ”

"Remember our slogan?" Chen Yu raised his left hand high, and his right hand accelerated to pry the window: "Eliminate human tyranny, the world belongs to the three-body problem!" ”

Hundreds of Gang members were encouraged to shout in unison, "Destroy the tyranny of mankind!" The world belongs to the three-body problem! ”

"It's not easy. So, what are we going to do? ”

"Patience!" The crowd yelled.

"Good! You sons and daughters can all be taught! Chen Yu's voice revealed relief: "In this world, nothing can be obtained simply. So, now, I bend over with you too! Let me feel the responsibility and patience of being a helper! Don't look up, it's a puppy. ”

"Also, where did I just go? Forget it, let's start at the beginning. The story should start from the time when Pangu opened the world. ”

"Once upon a time, there was a man whose surname was Panminggu who liked to play basketball. One day, his father asked him......"

"Smack-"

With an undetectable crisp sound, the dilapidated windows of the factory were finally pried down by Chen Yu with his fingers.

Blood rushes to the brain!

Chen Yu endured the "furious" excitement in his brain, carefully lowered the glass window, and continued in a trembling voice: "So... Therefore, playing basketball is not at all in conflict with eating chaos. ”

"Why can Pangu eat chaos without dipping it in soy sauce?"

"Just because the pepper on the basketball is the most delicious condiment......"

“……”

“……”

“……”

“……”

Voice, stopped.

The factory fell silent again.

The bald man still maintained his bowing posture, and his ears moved: "......"

The Commander's legs trembled, and he struggled to endure the sharp pain in his lower back: "......"

The people in the audience began to look at each other with their heads down, but no one dared to raise them.

As for the leader of the Iron Blood Gang, the cousin, it seems that she has bent over and fallen asleep. The whole person is shaky, but it still maintains a strange balance.

She's used to this position.

“……”

“……”

"Hey, take a look at the new gang leader." After a long minute, the bald man whispered to the commander.

"Look." The trumpet is stiff and braceable.

“…… Cousin, take a look. The gang leader will not meet with a woman. The bald man looked at his cousin next to him again.

Cousin: "...... zzZ”

"Helper?" After hesitating for a while, the bald man decided to come by himself. At first, he shouted a few tentatively, but received no response, and then raised his head slowly, softly, quietly, and quietly.

“……”

A gust of cold wind passed through the window frame, "sprinkling" coldly on his scalp.

The blow made him cold all over his body and he suffered a stroke in the brain.

Gradually, the wind dispersed.

Clouds, faded.

The bald man standing alone in place, his blurred vision finally became clear again. I saw that there was no one in front of me......

After a short silence, he gradually understood everything.

“……”

"Chen Yu!!"

"I'm !! your mother"

……

"Your mother'......"

"Mom......"

“……”

The echo in the distance, like an echo, kept echoing behind Chen Yu's ears.

Chen Yu was in good spirits, and hurriedly accelerated his running speed, gradually reaching the same running speed as his usual running speed.

"."

"What kind of factory is this?"

"It was built on a mountain! You deserve to be broke! ”

The scenery on both sides of his body quickly regressed, and Chen Yu's strength to eat milk was about to come out.

At the moment, he wanted to turn into a ball.

Just "gurgling" and rolling all the way to the bottom of the mountain.

"Wait ......"

Slowly feeling his exhaustion, Chen Yu began to analyze calmly.

"I ran for three minutes, which meant they had to chase for three minutes. In addition, they must have a bad waist and can't run fast now. When there are too many people, it will be crowded when running. ”

"There's at least a five-minute gap between us!"

"So, I'm going to keep fit. There's no need to rush for a moment. ”

Thinking about it, he slowed down. The speed returned to the speed at which he slowed down.

"Say it or not."

Chen Yu gasped, put his hands in his pockets, looked around for a while, took out his mobile phone and took a selfie: "The environment in this mountain is really good." ”

"Bell bell—"

"Bell bell bell—"

But the next second, accompanied by a noisy copper bell.

I saw hundreds of fierce and vicious shirtless men rushing down from the factory on the top of the mountain!

Everyone has a 28-bar bicycle, pedaling straight to the spark......

Chen Yu: "......"

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