"Nope."

"This 'ability' is so useless."

"Anger is such a thing, how can it be said that there is a ......"

Squatting in the corner of the dilapidated warehouse, Chen Yu drew circles on the ground with his fingers on his face with a blue nose and swollen face.

Outside the door.

The bald man's face was cold.

Especially after seeing the "title" on Chen Yu's head, it was even colder.

"Fuck."

"He just did it on purpose!"

"His title is 'pre-emptive title', what does he want to become, isn't it in his mind?"

"He's provoking!"

"He doesn't look down on me at all!"

Clenched his fists, the bald man was furious: "What's even more annoying, he also called the police!" I also called the police by the way when I was! If I hadn't run fast, my Iron Will would have been wiped out today! ! ”

"How dare he?!"

“…… Master. On the side, the trumpet commander with his head down sighed deeply: "What to do now." ”

"What do you think?" The bald man squinted: "Why don't you just do him." ”

"Huh? Master! Calm down! The captain was shocked: "The so-called prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, and those who become big things are not afraid of Miss." If we kill him, won't we toss in vain? ”

"What then?" The bald man was irritable: "Look at his damn title, can he be a helper?" ”

"I think we have to think about it in the long run." The commander tried to ease the bald man's emotions: "Think about it, he called the police, so that our Iron and Blood Gang lost so many people. We're still doing the same to him, what is this? This is to repay grievances with virtue! ”

"......" the bald man was silent.

"What is our ultimate goal? Grow your gang! Even if it is for the money of the financier, Chen Yu is also an indispensable member! Yes, that's right, he doesn't look down on us now, after all, our gang is small. So deliberately changed his title like that to mock us. But Zhuge Liang asked Kong Ming to take care of the thatched house. As long as the sincerity is enough, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle! ”

"......" the bald man continued to be silent.

"Helper, you know who I am." Seeing that the bald man seemed to be a little moved, the commander immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue: "I'm a person who has no other advantages, it's just reliable!" Before I joined our Predators, I was involved in pyramid schemes. You can rest assured that my mouth work and brainwashing skills are good. ”

"So, what do you want to say?"

"Just hand over Chen Yu to me!" The captain patted his chest: "A week at most!" I'll let him understand our hard work and the potential of our Iron Blood! It will also make him rekindle his 'evil' nature! Love Crime! Become the world's number one murderer again and lead us to take off! ”

"A week?" The bald man raised his eyebrows.

"That's right! Up to a week. ”

“…… Good. The bald man nodded, turned and left: "Just a week." If his title doesn't change back to [Murderer], then just do him. ”

"Don't worry."

Seeing the bald man walk away, the commander straightened up, tidied up his clothes, and walked into the warehouse with confidence: "Boss, I'll come in......"

……

A week later.

"Helper, you know me, no one is more reliable than me! But Chen Yu has been brainwashed by the official so badly that it is not easy to get it. ”

"But don't worry, he's been breached by me with the hardest shell!"

"Give me another week, hey! Just the last week! ”

"I promise to get him to change his ways!"

……

Another week later.

"Don't worry, helper. It's almost a success! Only one last tremor is away from success! ”

"That's right." Chen Yu nodded in agreement on the side: "I have fully realized my mistake. Men, you should lay a ground! It can't be remembered for a hundred years, but it must be left stinking for thousands of years! ”

"Chen Yu said that his title will change soon, right?" The captain was anxious.

"Yes." Chen Yu raised his middle finger: "I swear, it's going to change soon!" When the time comes, I will return to the helm of the Iron Blood and lead everyone to liberate the world! ”

"So, give us another week. Just the last week! ”

……

After the third week.

"Will it change today?" Facing the bald man with the gun, the commander asked Chen Yu as if he hadn't seen it: "Or will it change tomorrow?" ”

"I can change my title if I want to, but I'm more superstitious, and Feng Shui is not very good these two days." Chen Yu shook his head solemnly: "I have to wait for a good day and an auspicious day." Huh? Are you here? I figured out that a life of sin was for me. I was born for darkness. ”

"It's just that he feels that it is unlucky to change his title these days." The trumpet commander added.

"That's right." Chen Yu nodded: "Helper, you can prepare for it in the next few days." Sacrifice is also carried out. I'm about to change. ”

"Three days, three days at most!" The trumpeter clanged his chest.

……

Three days later.

"Helper, you put the gun down first. That's what I think, the title is the most important business card of a person. And the first impression is the most important performance of a person! Therefore, the result of my discussion with the trumpet commander and us is that the [world's number one murderer] will not change. If you want to change, you have to become fierce! ”

"Yes!" The commander was excited: "My boss has decided to directly become the [World's No. 1 Gangster Godfather]!" Think about it, this title is no more dick than a murderer? ”

"Uh-huh. Give us three more days. I'm going to take the lead of the Iron Blood! ”

……

Another three days later.

Seeing the bald man's already hysterical killing intent, Chen Yu firmly clenched the muzzle of the other party's gun, breathing rapidly: "One day! Just one day! I'm obsessive-compulsive! The last time I changed the 'title', it's exactly one month until tomorrow! How auspicious! Just one day! ”

"Yes, yes, yes, yes!" The commander shouted in fear: "Just one day! Give us a day this time! He wants to stay the same, you even kill me! ”

……

A day later.

January 16th.

Chen Yu's title has finally changed.

Under the joy and tears of the bald man, the relieved burden of the trumpet, and the anticipation of several gang leaders, he successfully became the [top student in the college entrance examination].

“……”

“……”

Inside the empty warehouse, there was a deathly silence.

The bald man froze in place, not coming back to his senses for nearly ten minutes.

The trumpet commander on the side was also stupid, and the whole person stiffened into a statue.

Even Chen Yu himself, who is in line with the idea of "living one day at a time", was greatly and unimaginably shocked the moment he saw the title.

"Hmmm......"

"The ......"

"That's what I thought."

"Hmm. As the saying goes, if the youth is strong, the country is strong. ”

"A gang can be all gangsters. But a helper must have an academic background. ”

"As we all know, the existence of the kobold military division cannot be trusted. Then as a helper, you must have a fairly strong culture and wisdom. ”

"So because of this, I decided to ......"

Chen Yu couldn't go on.

The bald man had already raised his pistol and pressed the barrel against his head.

"Smack."

After opening the insurance, the bald man turned his head to look at the commander, and asked suspiciously: "Immortal, I asked you to teach him to do evil, you teach physical chemistry?" ”

……