Chapter 46: You're the Devil, Are You? (II) (2-in-1 chapter)

In December, it snowed again.

But fortunately, the snow only fell for half a day.

Chen Yu put on a thick down jacket and stood at the gate of the community, considering that he seemed to be a little ruthless in spending money during this time, and his savings were not much, he swept a shared bicycle and pedaled after riding.

It took forty-two minutes to arrive at the neighbor's villa.

But as soon as he entered the door, he was told by the maid in the house that the fat neighbor had moved to the more "luxurious" Royal Garden.

So he stepped on his bicycle again and hurried to the Royal Forest Garden with a curse.

It was found that the fat man was throwing a private party at this time.

There are dozens of people in the hall......

"Yo! My brother is coming? ”

Sitting on the main seat, the fat neighbor's eyes were sharp, and when he saw that it was Chen Yu who was brought in by the housekeeper, he was immediately surprised, and hurriedly got up to greet him: "Ah...... Are you being beaten? ”

"It's okay, I fell on the bike."

"My champion in the college entrance examination this time was arranged by your kid, right?" The fat neighbor leaned into Chen Yu's ear and asked in a low voice.

"Or else?" The corners of Chen Yu's mouth rose.

"Good guy, I still wonder why you are urging me to take the college entrance examination. It turned out that he wanted me to be plated with gold. The fat neighbor hugged Chen Yu with emotion: "Good brother! I still don't understand you! It really helped me a lot. Today, there are already a few transcendent mentors who look at me differently. ”

"Don't you disdain the name of [college entrance examination champion]."

"Who thinks they have so much honor."

"Tut, okay." Patting off the snow and mud on his body, Chen Yu reached out and took off the fat neighbor's hat.

found that the title on the top of the other party's head has indeed successfully become the [top student in the college entrance examination].

"Ness." Chen Yu put his hat back on, his face pleased.

But at the bottom of my heart, I was both excited and angry.

Excitedly, the title of fat man has really become the same as him.

It should be possible to replicate the "harvest".

Annoyed, the report call he made in the morning turned out to be useless.

The education department not only canceled the fat man's college entrance examination results, but also looked at the fat man's enthusiastic attitude towards him, obviously not even telling the other party.

Totally took his report as a fart.

'Good, good. ’

Then don't blame me. ’

Taking off his down jacket and handing it to the housekeeper standing on the side, Chen Yu shook hands with the fat neighbor and looked around at everyone in the house: "What about your party?" Didn't bother you, did you? ”

"What do you say?" The fat neighbor was slightly drunk, and hugged Chen Yu's shoulders more closely: "You're here, it's too late for me to be happy." Come, let me introduce you to this person, this is the president of Faguang Bank. This is the leader of our Phoenix Legion. This is amazing, my mentor's assistant, a real transcendent......"

People sitting in various parts of the hall reacted differently to the introduction of their neighbors.

Some of them came forward with enthusiasm.

Some are friendly and beckoning.

Some nodded indifferently.

Others, indifferent.

As for the few high-ranking "transcendents" in the house, they were not even interested in taking a look at Chen Yu.

The circle of transcendents in the capital is so small.

They all know each other well.

Chen Yu is clearly not one of them.

So no matter how good his relationship with a transcendent person is, no matter how high his status, ability, and power, he is still an ordinary person after all.

There is no need to condescend to know......

"You go talk to them first, I'm hungry, go to the toilet first." Chen Yu pushed away the neighbor and said casually.

"Good! You're welcome, it's like your own home. The fat neighbor's cheeks were slightly red, and he walked back to the party, regaining everyone's attention, and holding up his glass: "That's my brother!" He is indispensable to the fact that I can be where I am today! I'll give you a good introduction in a moment. Why don't we have another drink first......"

"Come on, come on!"

"Congratulations again to our champion!"

"Cheers ......"

Sneaking into the bathroom, Chen Yu leaned against the door and waited for a moment.

Then he quietly pushed open the wooden door, revealing half of his head, and glanced out.

Finding that no one was paying attention to him, he immediately ran out, quietly blending into the crowd in the hall, scurrying around with his head down, taking out his mobile phone, and focusing on the high-spirited fat man at the party.

Feeling that he had enough "material", he quietly returned to the bathroom, sat on the toilet with his ass, and began to edit the video.

"It's worthy of being rich, the toilet seat is soft." Chen Yu smacked his tongue and adjusted his sitting posture.

"That...... Mr. Chan...... You ......" under you, the delicate-looking girl shyly probed: "You sit on me." ”

"Huh?" Chen Yu hurriedly got up: "Don't you go to the toilet without closing the door?" ”

"I'm sorry...... You... Can you turn it around? ”

After arranging her skirt, the maid bowed to Chen Yu with a red face and fled in a hurry.

"Made, don't even flush the toilet." Pressing the flush switch with a disgusted face, Chen Yu sat down on the toilet again, picked up his mobile phone, and skillfully edited the video.

Soon, the video was produced, and he uploaded almost all mainstream short video platforms simultaneously.

Caption: "My good buddy, not only is he an extraordinary, but also the champion of this year's college entrance examination!" I'm so happy for him. ”

The keyword "transcendental"!

is still the hottest "champion transcendent" in the past two days!

Within a few minutes of Chen Yu's uploading of the video, it was focused on being pushed by major video platforms.

Whether it's clicks, likes, favorites, comments, or retweets, it's climbing at a terrifying rate.

"? Big guy! ”

"Awesome! Is this the circle of the top society? ”

"Great Transcendent! Both brave and resourceful! That's great! ”

"UP Lord, are you missing a pendant on your leg?"

"It doesn't matter to me if I'm a transcendent or not, I just like chubby boys......"

"Man has to die more than man......"

"Exterminate the transcendent class! Consolidation of human power! (Deleted)

"Why is it gone upstairs?"

"Is the blogger original?"

"? Isn't that man a legion boss? To be so humble to the supernatural? ”

"Otherworldly, what do you think ......"

“……”

Looking at the data that was multiplied every time the screen was refreshed, Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction and put away his phone.

Sit on the toilet and continue to wait.

During this period, many toilet users knocked on the door and wanted to come in, but Chen Yu refused to leave on the grounds of "constipation".

And so, about two hours passed.

The cacophony of the party outside the door gradually subsided.

It seems like the party is over.

Chen Yu reopened his mobile phone, and saw that the number of views on all video platforms had exceeded one million!

Various private messages, fan growth notices, comment reminders and other data have also reached the upper limit of 999.

He's completely on fire.

After all, the transcendent is always on top.

Ordinary people can have an opportunity and a "channel" to peek into the daily life of such a group, and there is no reason why he should not be popular.

"Ness!"

"Everything is ready!"

With irrepressible ecstasy, Chen Yu clicked on the selfie function and aimed the camera at his lower body and toilet, his tone was sonorous and powerful, full of righteousness!

"I, solemnly report!"

"A dignified and extraordinary person has abused his private power to connect with the examiner to cheat for personal gain and modify the results of the college entrance examination! Where is the justice? Where is the fairness? Where is the law? What is the way out for us ordinary people......"

And in the video, the recording of the conversation with "Professor Sun" was inserted......

Press your thumb and click Upload.

Do it all.

Chen Yu's whole portrait was stroked a hundred times, and he stood up flutteringly, leaning against the wall, and he couldn't walk steadily.

Even if he thinks about it with his toes, he knows what a strong storm of public opinion will be caused after this video is released.

"Ah......h

"Finally ......"

"I'm finally able to become a true transcendent......"

Opening the toilet door, Chen Yu hiccuped with satisfaction, and the happiness in his heart could not be described in words.

"My lord, are you full?" A maid passing by with a plate subconsciously bowed.

Chen Yu: "......"

The smile on his face vanished.

Maid: "...... Embrace... Sorry......"

Without looking at the maid with a frightened face and knowing that she had said the wrong thing, Chen Yu came to the hall and found that the "bureau" had dispersed.

The fat man is nowhere to be found.

The guests were gone.

Only a dozen servants were left cleaning up the messy banquet site.

"Do you have a room?" Chen Yu put his hands in his pockets, walked to the housekeeper, and said, "I'm tired and want to sleep." ”

"Yes." The housekeeper saw that it was Chen Yu, and immediately led the way with a respectful attitude: "Mr. Chen, you come with me." ”

"Where's my friend Fatty?"

"My lord is going to see off Lord Liu, and I'll be back soon."

"Soga."

Go up to the second floor and enter the luxuriously decorated rooms.

The housekeeper bowed: "Mr. Chen, do you need someone to serve you?" ”

"Is that Chen Yu'er there?"

"Back to Mr. Chen, Yu'er is not here."

"Okay, then you don't need to."

"Okay. You have a good rest. What was needed, there was always someone outside the door. ”

"OK, let's go."

After sending the housekeeper away, Chen Yu closed the door, first checked the room to make sure that there was no "maid" hiding anywhere, and then lay on the bed in the shape of "Tai".

A long sigh of relief.

Today, I pedaled the bike for more than two hours.

Squatted on the toilet for more than two hours.

Tired indeed.

I closed my eyes and imagined my future life for a while, and then fell asleep.

One hour.

Three-hour ......

Five hours later.

"Boom !!"

With a bang!

The door of the guest room was smashed in an instant!

I saw a fat figure burning with anger rushing in murderously, grabbed Chen Yu's collar, and roared: "Chen Yu! ”

"What the are you going to do!"

……

……

In this world, there is a grievance.

It's called his mother who thinks he's wronged.

At this time, the fat neighbor felt that he was in this kind of grievance,

The tip of the nose is sour, and the eyes are red.

I always want to cry out......

"Smack!"

picked up Chen Yu, who was still snoring, and the fat neighbor couldn't wait to throw Chen Yu to the ground immediately!

Throw him all over the place.

Crash his brain.

Throwing him is like a world away!

Throw him a tiger......

"What's wrong with you?"

"It's over, isn't it?"

"What the are you going to do?!"

"Hey!"

"Wake the!"

With the new title on his head - "The Man Despised by All", the fat neighbor choked up and held back tears.

Alone.

It can't be, and shouldn't be, so unlucky all the time.

I was tossed over and over again before, and that's it.

After all, he was a weak chicken at the time.

When encountering a "devil" like Chen Yu, he is unable to resist.

But why is it that now that he has become an extraordinary person above 10,000 people, he still can't escape Chen Yu's torture?!

"Urging me to take the college entrance examination!"

"The blackbox manipulation made me the champion!"

"Turn around and report me again!"

"What about you playing?"

"What the hell is your brain circuit?"

"What the are you talking about!"

"Say something!"

"Wake up! ! ”

Under the violent shaking of the fat neighbor, Chen Yu gradually woke up and opened his eyes in a daze: "...... Is it dawn? ”

"Ryo Nyima! You explain it to Lao Tzu! The fat neighbor pointed to the title of "the one who is spurned by all" on his head, and yelled: "What the hell are you going to do?!" What the hell are you going to do? ”

"Title changed?"

Seeing the neighbor's changed title, Chen Yu instantly sobered up and bowed his head violently!

At this time, more than 20 information columns have popped up and down the neighbor's body!

[(F-level) unique memory: It records the account passwords of 32 adult forums and 108 actresses' fame. 】

[(E-grade) strongly dilated esophagus: Enhanced muscle contraction function, which can make them drink two liters of carbonated drink in 10 seconds.] 】

[(E+) Rapid Wrist: Maybe you can get out of the Mars. 】

[(D-grade) (green) poison resistance: cephalosporin with wine, the more you drink, the more you have. 】

[(B-level) (red) A layer of anti-fate: strengthens physical fitness in an all-round way, and slightly enhances the ability of brain information operation. 】

[(B-Rank) (Red) Ability Origin: The activated ability seed, which is the origin foundation for cultivating all secret arts.] 】

[(Grade E) Excellent Balance: Quite strong athletic balance.] 】

[(D+) (Green) Fighting Superman: Coordination, muscle explosiveness, and on-the-spot reflexes that surpass ordinary people are combined to form this unimaginable mixed martial arts potential. 】

[(A+-Rank) (Golden) Beast Power: As anger accumulates, it can grow in power infinitely, with no end. 】

[(C+-level) (blue) Primary Ability Conduction: Can transfer "energy" into the appliance with a moderate success rate. 】

[(F-level) Filtered well: This person's fart can often be odorless, how can it be done?] 】

[(E-grade)......]

More than 20 replicable skills.

Hundreds of words!

With just one glance, Chen Yu found the ability he needed!

[(B-level) (red) A layer of anti-fate: strengthens physical fitness in an all-round way, and slightly enhances the ability of brain information operation. 】

'The fat man became invulnerable after becoming a transcendent, and that's what he learned, right?' ’

'It's it! ’

'It's it! That's it! ’

At this point, he didn't have time to deal with the fat neighbor with an angry face, and immediately stretched out his finger and pointed to the text column marked "(B-grade) (red) layer of anti-fate].

"Smack!"

Slapped off by a fat neighbor.

Chen Yu ordered again.

"Smack."

Knocked out by the fat neighbor again.

Chen Yu continued.

"Smack!"

Also beaten down by a fat neighbor.

Chen Yu: "......"

Looking up, Chen Yu was annoyed: "Let me click it!" ”

"What the are you poking my crotch for!" The fat neighbor was even more annoyed: "I'm asking you!" Why torture me? ”

"That's not the crotch. It's three inches in the lower abdomen! Chen Yu nodded again.

"Smack!"

The fat neighbor continues to beat it off.

Chen Yu: "......"

Chen Yu doesn't believe in evil, and connects the dots with both hands!

"Smack!"

"Smack!"

"Bang Bang

“……”

"Good fellows."

Putting away his swollen hands, Chen Yu was stunned: "I'm stuck." ”

……