Chapter 51 From now on, there are old and young
Hurriedly lying down, the deputy director poked his head into the "hole".
First looked at the woman downstairs who was stomping her feet angrily, and then at the thickness of the ceiling fault, and her eyes almost popped out.
"How did you do that?!"
"Ah......h
Chen Yu moved to the side: "I'...... Well, I found a big crack in the floor some time ago, and I just tried to ...... Accidentally kicked. ”
"You ......"
"Don't move!"
"Hands up!"
"You're already surrounded......"
Before the deputy director could open his mouth and spit out a word, a group of policemen suddenly broke in outside the door, each armed with guns and ammunition, aiming at the house with serious expressions.
"Huh? Director? The police officer at the head was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously put down the gun: "Why are you here?" ”
"I also want to ask, why are you here?!" The deputy director's brain is not enough.
"We just found a thief who was flying outside the wall and fled to this window...... He is! The leading police officer found Chen Yu and immediately raised his gun again: "Huh? It turned out to be a female thief! ”
Chen Yu: "......"
Trembling all over his body and resisting the urge to continue to "pick his feet", Chen Yu said to the male policeman beside him: "Quick." Bring me your hat. Otherwise, the whole building will collapse. ”
The male policeman reacted and hurriedly put on a hat for Chen Yu.
"What the hell is going on?" The deputy director stood up, only to feel that he had a splitting headache, and looked at Chen Yu: "You just walked on the wall outside?" ”
"I don't." Chen Yu was at a loss.
"Nonsense! It's you! The gunman yelled, "I haven't changed my clothes." ”
"But the gender has changed." Chen Yu spread his hands.
Policeman with a gun: "...... Reasonable. ”
"Makes sense!" The deputy director was completely furious: "What are you guys playing?" Why can't I understand it?! ”
Chen Yu: "I ......"
"Shut up!" Pulling Chen Yu up, the deputy director roared at the policemen in the room: "Let's go!" Go back to the office and investigate! Give it all to Lao Tzu! ”
"You're all gone, what about my shed?" Downstairs, the woman climbed the ladder and angrily stretched out a hand: "Come back!" My shed! ”
……
An hour later.
Interrogation room.
Once again, he sat on this familiar, cold, metallic regret chair, and Chen Yu especially regretted it.
Looking at the [highly acclaimed psychiatrist] in front of him, he wanted to slap him and knock the doctor unconscious.
"Why are you again!"
Chen Yuxian ...... Ms. Chen. The psychiatrist pushed the frame: "The institute said that your mental problems are getting worse and worse, and I am entrusted to give you psychological treatment." ”
"Is the funding of your Hongtukeng Police Station unlimited?" Chen Yu looked around, found the surveillance camera, and shouted at it: "Why do you keep holding me down?" Let me out! ”
"Ms. Chen, your transcripts have all been completed. As long as you answer me a few questions, the institute will let you go. The psychiatrist smiled.
"Put!"
"Huh?"
“…… I'm asking you to hurry up and ask. ”
"Oh, okay." The psychiatrist nodded, took out a copy of "Postpartum Care for Sows" from his bag, turned the first page, and asked aloud: ...... excuse me?"
"You're a veterinarian, huh?" Chen Yu was about to explode.
"Do you mean this book?" The psychiatrist flipped the book over, revealing the notebook inside: "I'm not a veterinarian, I just like to create a happy atmosphere in this way." ”
Chen Yu: "Come on, my knife." ”
Chen Xian...... Ms. Chen, you're still so grumpy. The psychiatrist then asked, "First question, when did you like being a woman?" ”
Chen Yu yelled: "Lao Tzu never likes it!" ”
"Huh." The psychiatrist nodded understandingly, and wrote down four words in his notebook - tsundere and naughty.
"The second question, have you ever thought about what will happen to your life after changing your gender?"
"......" Chen Yu was silent for a long time, and collapsed on the table: "Mom...... Let me out. ”
"Understood." The psychiatrist nodded again and wrote four words in his notebook - filial piety has deteriorated.
"Last question, how would you thank me if I had a channel that could help you fulfill your wishes?"
"Lao Tzu killed you on the spot!"
"Okay." The psychiatrist pondered for a moment and wrote down four words in his notebook - perverted and sick.
"OK, it's over. You're good to go. The psychiatrist put away his notebook and turned to leave: "But I have to go first." ”
"Squeak-"
"Boom!"
Walking out of the interrogation room and closing the iron door, as soon as the psychiatrist looked up, he saw the urgent eyes of the deputy director.
"How? Is he mentally ill? Will it lead to wanting to commit crimes again? ”
"Probably not." The psychiatrist touched his stubble: "He just sees too much in the second dimension." But it is certain that after she becomes a girl, she will definitely attract otaku very much......"
"Loved Nima! You're back! Let me kill you—" Chen Yu roared in the interrogation room.
"Lock him up for a few days." The psychiatrist advised: "Keep him mentally stable." ”
"That's exactly what I mean." The deputy director agreed......
Seeing off the doctor, the deputy director walked into the interrogation room, looked at Chen Yu, who was about to roll his eyes in anger, sighed, and sat opposite: "Miss Chen." It's a tech society now, and everyone has the right to choose their gender, and I can understand that. But no matter what, whether it's a man or a woman...... Especially girls, they can't be so grumpy in the future. This is a cause of social instability...... Is your body on fire? ”
"Nope." Chen Yu immediately calmed down: "You're dazzled." ”
"No......" The deputy director rubbed his eyes, stepped forward, and touched Chen Yu's clothes with his hand.
"Let me out." Chen Yudao.
"Wait for you to calm down for a while." The deputy director turned and left.
Before leaving, he also left a sentence: "It is worthy of being a person who has the ability to be a felon, and his kung fu is good at climbing walls." ”
Chen Yu: "......"
"Boom-"
The iron gate is closed.
Chen Yu was the only one left in the room.
This made him calm down quickly.
"Nope."
"How I feel like I'm getting harder and harder to control my emotions."
"Is it a side effect of the 'Beast Power' ability......"
Closing his eyes, Chen Yu calmed down and began to try to empty his brain.
It didn't take long for the anger in his chest to disappear.
But then, his "anger" was quickly seduced again.
Outside the interrogation room, there were constantly staff members coming together, up to male and female policemen, down to sweeping aunts, all pointing at him through the fence window.
"This is the guy, huh? The one to become? ”
"It's handsome, but it's a pity ......"
"Now the Internet is harmful. There are more and more perverts. ”
"The definition of virginity is also broader."
"It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, as long as you're good-looking......"
"Are the reporters here?"
"She's the number one murderer before, and it's amazing to be human."
"What a bitch......
"Although it's abrupt, I'm really curious if her current bitter tea is already a woman's ......"
"From now on, there will be old people and young people. Alas. ”
"What do you mean?"
"Grandma and sister."
"Swept the ...... Dead"
With his fists clenched, Chen Yu lowered his head.
Wisps of undetectable "flames" are gradually becoming clear around him......
……