"It's ......"

Taking the "yellow bottle" sent by Chen Yu, the old man in Tang costume hesitated: "What is this?" ”

"Chen Yu, didn't you say that there are only three bottles of this thing in the world?" On the side, the young man in the cap was shocked.

"yes." Chen Yu nodded: "The second bottle is also with me." ”

"Then you're so generous." The young man had a complicated expression.

Listening to the conversation between the two, the old man in Tang costume realized the preciousness of the "old lady's urine" in his hand, and hurriedly put it in his arms and bowed to Chen Yu again and again: "This little friend, thank you." I can't repay the decay! It's too precious. ”

"Then pay me back." Chen Yu stretched out his hand.

Old man in Tang costume: "......"

"Ambassador, don't worry." The young man glared at Chen Yu, and then stepped forward to shake hands with the old man again: "Chen Yu is this character, he is joking with you." It is to express friendliness. ”

"Chen Yu." Hearing this name, the old man in Tang costume was stunned for a moment, and immediately looked Chen Yu up and down: "You are Chen Yu?" ”

"See." Chen Yu turned his head to the fat neighbor beside him and said, "Outside the scope of human beings, there is also a legend of my brother. ”

"I heard that you cut off your little brother for the glory of mankind?" The old man asked.

"......" Chen Yu's smile disappeared suddenly.

"Amazing!" The old man gave a thumbs up.

"Papapapa-" The many embassy staff behind him also clapped their hands. Looking at Chen Yu's gaze, he was full of admiration.

Only Li Yao, who was standing at the end of the line, blinked in confusion: "You... You are...... Eunuch?! ”

Chen Yu: "......"

"How do you speak?" The fat neighbor's face changed drastically, and his eyes became cold: "Even if you are my sister-in-law, you can't talk nonsense." My brother Yu is now a eunuch. ”

"Smack!"

Chen Yu slapped the fat neighbor and slapped all the hats away: "Gelding Nima." ”

"That's why ......" the girl bit her lip, "My father, doesn't he agree with our relationship?" ”

“…… Good! So good! ”

Chen Yu was instantly furious, and he was about to take off his pants when he untied his belt, showing his male body, but was dragged by the young man who reacted quickly.

"It's not Chen Yu, there are too many people here, and the impact is not good...... Hey? How do you still have a leg?! ”

……

A toss, a mess.

The group followed the old man in Tang costume and officially walked into the "Consulate of Human Civilization in the Law Enforcement Capital".

Abbreviation: People's Residence.

Coming to the hall on the first floor of the main villa, the young man in the peaked hat turned back to Chen Yu and the others and said, "Today, the team leader and I are going to discuss the next diplomatic plan with the ambassador, and you can go upstairs to rest." Don't just go out, be on call. ”

The old man in Tang costume nodded and waved his hand: "Come on, serve a few friends for a while." Arrange a suite on the third floor for Mr. Chen Yu. ”

"Yes."

The three maids of the consulate respectfully agreed.

Led by the maid, several people dispersed.

Chen Yu came to the luxurious suite on the top floor of the villa, closed the door, and lay on the bed. I closed my eyes for about five minutes.

I got up, walked to the large open kitchen, rummaged through the refrigerator, and found two popsicles.

One of them, swallow in one bite.

The other stick, savor.

thoughts, and began to sort out his harvest in the past few days.

During this time, almost all the traitors in the "diplomatic team" were divided into his hands. But he only gained a big "ability".

[Spitting fire in the mouth] (a good perfunctory name), as the name suggests, Chen Yu can breathe fire with his mouth.

Outside of the first time, there are not many replicable skills worth mentioning.

barely made Chen Yu quite eye-catching.

1. [Intestinal flora that is different from ordinary people] (can digest a variety of toxic substances, reduce the probability of diarrhea, and greatly enhance the ability to absorb nutrients.) ）

2. [Flexible Tongue] (Teenager, you don't need to work hard anymore.) ）

If you talk about the first one, it barely has a bit of a role.

The second one is a waste of feelings.

"Just a tongue is flexible, and TM is also a skill?"

With an ugly face, he spit out, Chen Yu hissed, stretched out his long tongue like a snake hyacinth, wrapped around the popsicle and swallowed it into his abdomen.

Then he smacked his lips and exhaled a cool breath regretfully.

As his own strength gets higher and higher, the skills obtained from those "ordinary people" have become more and more useless.

Of course, if you can change the other party's title "substantially" like the fat neighbor at the beginning, you can have a "crit"! Naturally, you can still farm a lot of useful skills.

It's a pity that there are too few opportunities for such a "critical hit".

It takes a certain amount of preparation, energy, set-up, and luck.

And when he thought of "crit", Chen Yu thought of Li Yao.

The title of that maiden is "Pure and Flawless Virgin".

There is no better title to "change" than this.

As long as he is given three minutes, he can completely change the opponent's title, at least "swoop" out more than ten skills.

But he was still a little hesitant about this.

Because in this world, some things are completely gone.

With the cooperation of the other party's "father", he can actually keep "sighing" on Li Yao's body.

It is really unwise to kill chickens and take eggs.

With this in mind, Chen Yu decisively pushed open the door and went downstairs and knocked on the fat neighbor's room.

"Open the door!"

The fat neighbor opened the door, revealing half of his head: "Huh? ”

"Give me the passwords for a few forums." Chen Yu got straight to the point.

"It's all for you." The fat neighbor wrapped in a bath towel walked out, his shoulders half exposed: "But there is no net here, so I can't see it at all." ”

"You tried?" Chen Yuhu was suspicious.

"Just tried." The fat neighbor replied.

"Do you have any downloaded videos?"

"Yes, but I'll use it later."

"Use a fart. I confiscated it. ”

Without saying anything, Chen Yu went straight into the fat neighbor's room, took the other party's mobile phone like a robber, and strode away.

And under the watchful eyes of the fat neighbor, he knocked on Li Yao's room.

"Is there something wrong?" The girl wondered.

"I'll show you something good~" The corners of Chen Yu's mouth rose, faintly revealing his fangs.

Running around on the road for so long.

He finally had time to be alone with the girl and throw mud on her......

"Boom!"

The door is closed.

Chen Yu walked into a girl's room.

The fat neighbor was left alone, standing in place with complicated eyes.

……

Time is fleeting.

When Chen Yu walked out of the girl's room "proudly", it was already dark.

Under the refresh of his constant "dragging the women of the good family into the water" and "dragging the women who lost their feet ashore", he finally brushed out the 9-layer anti-fate technique from the other party!

That's right, it's the ninth floor!

Before the diplomatic mission began, Li Yao's father gave her a lot of soul beads. Plus the five soul beads that will be officially rewarded after the mission starts. A breath of air pushed the girl's body refining secret technique to the ninth layer.

That is, a genuine D+-class transcendent.

"Upgrade two more levels, reach C-level, and you can fly......"

Holding back his excitement, Chen Yu returned to his third-floor suite, locked the door, closed the curtains, and poured all the "nine" soul beads in his backpack on the table.

The capital of law enforcement, with many ethnic groups.

In the face of stronger challenges, he needs to push his strength up.

There is no cap!

He took out an iron rod from his bosom, thudded it into the concrete floor with a "bang". Ability Wave Shielding is turned on.

Then without hesitation, he directly picked up a soul bead, stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it in his stomach.

"Gollum."

An unprecedented feeling of electric numbness swept through the abdomen in an instant. After running "One Week", attack the source of the ability in the lower abdomen together.

This was the first time he had eaten a soul orb.

Get off the wrong foot.

Failed to advance from the 9th floor to the 10th floor.

Chen Yu was not depressed, and when the effect of the "Soul Bead" was completely exhausted, he picked up the second Soul Bead and put it in his mouth.

Then.

It's the third one.

The fourth.

"Boom-"

The wind is blowing!

Ability Origin spins wildly.

The four soul beads finally pushed the "Reverse Destiny Technique" to the tenth layer.

Forced to endure ecstasy, Chen Yu took advantage of the victory to pursue, grew his mouth, and raced the soul beads one by one.

The fifth.

Sixth.

The seventh—

The soul beads, which were incomparably precious in the outside world, seemed to be without money at the moment, and they were stuffed into Chen Yu's mouth one after another.

When the eighth one was eaten, the familiar "surge" at the dantian hit again.

With the spiral-spreading storm, Chen Yu's anti-fate technique was officially promoted to the eleventh layer......

"That's not right!"

Suddenly opening his eyes, Chen Yu was shocked: "This time it's not just about promotion. ”

"There's an ability that seems to have evolved too!"

“……”

But then, before he could feel in detail which "ability" had evolved, a flower suddenly appeared in front of him.

Intense dizziness flooded into my mind.

Time is blurred.

Heaven and earth are turned upside down.

A dream-like, real-like space made him feel unbalanced.

I vaguely saw a figure waking up from the bed......

……

[There are only three days left until the night of the full moon killing. 】

[You lowly citizens, please strengthen the doors and windows and pay attention to safety. 】

[There are only three days left until the night of the full moon killing......]

Window.

The noisy radio sound of the propaganda car woke up the sleeping man.

He opened his eyes sleepily, sat up from the worn, collapsed, oil-stained wooden bed, and looked around a little dazedly.

【…… Killing Night, there are only three days left! You lowly citizens......]

Man: "......"

【…… Strengthen doors and windows and pay attention to safety. 】

Man: "......"

[Full moon killing night, only three days left......]

Stretching out his hands and rubbing his face vigorously, the man yawned tiredly.

He actually dreamed that he had traveled to a world of "all races".

Running around with a bunch of so-called transcendents.

"This dream ......"

"It's a good pen."

Shaking his head, he got up and lay on the balcony, looking at the noisy police car, just wanting to remove its tires and shove it into the driver's ass.

Then the world will be quiet.

"Squeak."

At this time, the wooden door of the bedroom was pushed open with a small crack.

A long-haired girl poked into her small head and looked the man up and down: "Big nephew, are you awake?" ”

Coming back to his senses, the man turned to look at the girl: "One last warning for you." You are my aunt. My mom, it's your sister. You should call me nephew. ”

"It's too much trouble to remember." The girl pushed open the wooden door with a big grin and walked into the bedroom: "Anyway, my sister is dead, let's talk about it again." In the future, you will call me sister, and I will call you nephew. ”

"Why don't you care if I call me Dad?"

"Daddy." The girl's voice was crisp.

Man: "......"

Girl: "What do you think I'm doing?" ”

Man: "...... When you come into my house in the future, can you wear a coat? ”

Girl: "I just took it off in order to enter your house." ”

The man's face was expressionless, and he finally couldn't help but pick up the rusty bone chopping knife on the bedside.

"Oh yes, I'm going to dinner, I'm going to school in a minute." The girl immediately turned around and left the bedroom.

"Smack."

Throwing away the bone chopping knife, the man got out of bed, put on shabby white jeans, and walked out of the bedroom shirtless and barefoot.

When he came to the dimly lit small living room, he found his "aunt" sitting on a chair with only three legs left, ready to enjoy the takeout on the table.

"You bought it?" The man's left eyebrow raised: "Where did you get the money?" ”

"Pocket money." The girl stretched out her hand, clumsily disassembled the disposable chopsticks, and dangled her dangling legs in the air: "Discounted takeaway, it's only one dollar." I heard that it is out of date. ”

Man: "Why don't you do it yourself." ”

"If there is a dead cockroach at home, I can make two dishes and one soup." As she spoke, the girl opened the takeaway lunch box and was just about to move her chopsticks happily, but she took out a condom from the lunch box: "...... What is this? ”

The man stepped forward, glanced at the condom, then picked up the takeaway bag and observed the long consumption receipt: "Hmm...... Restaurant at No. 101 Conscience Road, donkey meat fire set. Yes, it's donkey meat fire. ”

"......" The girl shook her chopsticks: "I asked, what is this." ”

"Sets." The man explained: "Package package, no set, what is it called." ”

Girl: "......"

"Bang dang!"

Throwing the takeaway and chopsticks into the trash can under the dining table, the girl retched nauseously, jumped off the chair, and picked up the canvas schoolbag with a black face: "I lost my money." ”

"Where are you going?" The man asked, "Skipping breakfast?" ”

"Go to school. I didn't eat it. The girl walked to the door irritably: "The money for breakfast has been spent on that condom." ”

“…… Wait a minute. The man scratched his slightly itchy scalp with his left hand, and with his right hand, he pulled two steel hammers out of the pocket of his jeans and threw them at the girl: "It's still early for the school bus." When you go out, go downstairs to buy a fried mein to eat. ”

"Smack."

Put your hands together and catch the coin. The girl pursed her lips and turned to push open the door. But as soon as he took a step, he turned around and said: "The day after tomorrow is the night of the full moon killing, don't go to work these days." ”

"If you don't work, will the tuition be taken from your teacher's intestines?" The man yawned again, walked into the dirty bathroom, took out his toothbrush, and prepared to wash.

"I'm afraid you'll die with another 'rattle'." The girl subconsciously bit her lip: "I'm just your relative." ”

The man poked his head out of the bathroom, still holding a toothbrush in his mouth, and slurred: "Listen to your adjective, I know that you wish I died." ”

“…… Good bye! ”

"You put on your clothes and go."

"Oooh!"

The girl hurriedly put on her coat, quickly penetrated the wall, walked out of the void, and came to Chen Yu, who was stunned, with a strange smile.

"Aren't you leaving? It will take a long time. ”

Chen Yu: "!! ”

Muddy thoughts are sober in an instant! The world of half-truths and half-truths in front of me suddenly distorted and collapsed.

"Plop" sound.

Chen Yu's consciousness returned, and he fell to the ground in embarrassment, covered in cold sweat.

Huge suite.

The only remaining soul bead on the table was shining......

……

(PS: For the sake of the integrity of the plot, the last thousand words of this chapter, the "dream process" is too long.) So tomorrow's updated content, there will be 2000 words of completely free chapters as compensation for genuine users. Thanks for the support~)

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