Chapter 150: What? Eunuchs are popular now?
"Bigger is better......"
"The bigger ......"
"Big ......"
The voice of the tanuki's law enforcement echoed in this huge room for a long time.
The movement was not big, but it shook everyone's minds and confused thoughts.
Long.
Including Li Yao, everyone seemed to be controlled by a mysterious force, and turned their heads together, looking at Chen Yu with strange eyes.
Chen Yu: "......"
"Torahβ"
Tearing off the tape wrapped around his mouth, Chen Yu's face was full of black lines: "It depends on what I'm doing, Lao Tzu has already finished cutting." β
As he spoke, he took off his hat.
Reveal the title of "Self-Palace for the Glory of Mankind".
"Oh." Everyone spoke in unison.
The young man in the cap sighed: "What are you doing so early?" β
Chen Yu cautiously covered his crotch: "Do you have a chicken feather relationship?" β
"Lord Law Enforcement." The young man turned his head, bowed again, and asked, "We will definitely get this thing for you." But it may take time. How long can we delay at the latest? β
"Within three days." The tanuki stretched out three sharp claws: "After three days, I will make a collection and release praise and give a swishing power cake." β
"Three days."
The young man's brow furrowed.
As a high-level of the transcendent realm and the prince of the entire human civilization, he wants to root the organ of the "male zuang", which is simply to help the kindergarten boy pee - holding the handle in his hand.
However, the capital of law enforcement is too far away from the human station. And due to the restrictions of the rules, the combat power of all civilizations above level B is not allowed to leave the country.
Then there is only one choice left for him.
Within the confines of the Human Embassy, look for the right Sangha device.
"Chen Yu." Scratching his head with irritability, the young man looked at Chen Yu again: "I remember that your title is 'pre-predetermined title'. Is it really cut? β
"It's clean." Chen Yu's heart sank.
understands that the other party is eyeing his little brother.
After all, in the graduation exam some time ago, he was really "too popular......
At this thought, Chen Yu, who had a growing sense of crisis, immediately glanced at the long-haired man beside him, hesitated for a moment, and said to everyone: "Everyone, there are no eggs under the nest." It's time for us to sacrifice for all of humanity. I, Chen Yu, can sacrifice my heart for civilization, let alone a piece of useless meat. But first of all, mine has been dedicated, who of you here still has it? Hope to lend a helping dick. β
Everyone took a half step back in horror.
Chen Yu turned his head to look at the long-haired man: "Brother, or you ......"
"No way!" The long-haired man waved his hand again and again: "My family has three generations of single transmission." Pay attention to the body and skin, and the parents who receive it, and do not ......"
"That's right." Without waiting for the other party to finish speaking, Chen Yu shook his head regretfully: "I almost forgot, the big law enforcement said that it should be strong, you should not be suitable." β
"What?" Hearing this, the long-haired man's complexion changed suddenly, and he suddenly became angry and yelled: "Am I not strong?" Hahaha! Will I not be strong? Are you serious? β
Everyone: "......"
"Huh!"
Conjured a dagger like a trick, and the long-haired male demon had flying hair and looked like crazy, and took off his pants suddenly: "Isn't it just a sacrifice for civilization?" From the day I became transcendent, I have made it my destiny! Will I not be strong? Hahahaha......"
"Poof!"
With a shudder from everyone's brush, the dagger slipped and blood splattered.
"Ahh
Li Yao screamed and covered his eyes.
"Hahaha!" Throwing away the dagger, picking up the severed limbs, the long-haired man showed it to the big law enforcement officer in front of him in high spirits: "My lord, do you look at it, is it majestic?" β
The raccoon cat, who was slightly stunned, reacted, pushed the gold-wire glasses, observed carefully for a moment, and said, "General." β
The long-haired man's smile froze: "......"
Chen Yu: "Put it away." β
Youth: "Yes, keep it. With our physique, we can connect without hindrance. β
Rapunzel: "......"
"Tick."
"Tick."
Let the blood drip to the ground.
The title on the top of the long-haired man's head has changed.
Slowly became-[Self-palace for the glory of mankind]
Chen Yu: "!! β
"This won't work." The tanuki raised his paws and waved them slightly, and the blood on the ground disappeared: "Is there anything else?" β
"That'...... What about Your Highness? Chen Yu looked at the young man in the cap again, but without waiting for the other party to speak, he shook his head: "No." His Royal Highness is a dignified prince, and his status is noble, and it is impossible for him to harm himself for the sake of billions of people and the entire transcendent realm. β
ββ¦β¦ Says who? After a moment of silence, the young man took off his cap, his face was ugly, and he stared at Chen Yu with anger: "As a prince, it is my responsibility to maintain civilization. Isn't it just a dragon root? β
Pulling out the golden dagger from his waist, the young man gritted his teeth without pause, and his hand rose and fell!
Blood gushed out.
Everyone in the room was shocked.
"How?"
Holding back the pain, a sneer appeared on the corner of the young man's mouth.
What is the most important thing for a prince who has the potential to rule an entire civilization in the future?
It's fame!
It's fame!
He knew his length, in fact, about the same as a long-haired man.
Since the other party is unqualified, there is a high probability that he will also be unqualified.
Then you can turn around and pick it up without injury, and it has won the top reputation of "self-palace for mankind"!
This story alone, if packaged in retrospect, can become his most important political resource in the future.
Really.
As the young man lifted his limbs, he showed them to the big law enforcers.
The tanuki still shook his head: "General." β
"Damn!" The young man looked sad: "I can't use it!" Alack! Alas! β
"Bang Bang Bang-"
In the shocked gaze of the strong man in steel armor, sparse applause slowly sounded at the scene.
The next moment, the title on the head of the young man in the cap also became [Self-palace for the glory of mankind].
"The requirements are so strict, not even His Highness." Chen Yu continued to look at the strong man in steel armor: "You...... Eh, although it is said that His Royal Highness has been cut, why should those of us who are courtiers spare our lives? But after all, you are a B-level powerhouse, and it is understandable that you don't take Your Highness in your eyes. And I heard that the stronger the person, the more shrimp below. β
"Humph! Fart! β
A cold light flashed in the eyes of the steel-armored strong man: "Your Highness leads by example, how can I be a bad seed?" β
As he spoke, he snatched the golden dagger from the young man's hand, and without blinking his brows, he slashed it fiercely.
"Uhhh
On the side, Li Yao was already stupid.
My mind is full of whirlwinds.
"Can I use this?" Picking up the severed limb, the steel-armored man's eyelids jumped wildly and looked at the big law enforcement.
The tanuki law enforcement still waved his hand: "No, no, no!" Don't you all wipe it a lot? Bigger! To be male zuang. β
Chen Yu looked at the fat neighbor.
The fat neighbor's face turned green in an instant: "Brother Yu, I... I'm your own brother. β
Chen Yu: "Yours should be the smallest, don't cut it." β
"Yes, yes, yes." The fat neighbor nodded frantically: "I'm the smallest, no." β
Chen Yu: "...... Your Highness has cut it all, the gap between your status and Your Highness is so big, it's understandable not to give him face. β
"Uh-huh." The fat neighbor chick pecked the rice: "It's good for everyone to understand." β
Chen Yu: "......"
Everyone: "......"
Chen Yu: "But we all cut it, you don't cut it, aren't you unsociable?" β
"I've always been out of place and often bullied." The fat neighbor squatted on the ground aggrievedly and drew circles: "I'm used to it." Alas. β
Chen Yu rubbed his teeth: "What are you special...... If you don't cut it, your sister-in-law will look down on you! β
"I cut it, and she looks down on me even more!" The fat neighbor suddenly cried: "How will I take care of my sister-in-law in the future." β
"You fuck." Chen Yu was instantly furious: "Hold him down for me!" β
The young man, the long-haired man, and the steel-armored strong man stepped forward at the same time and said in unison: "Okay!" β
"Don't! Don't don't, don't! Yes! I'll do it myself! Come yourselfβ"
"Bang dang." The metal dagger was thrown to the ground by the young man in the peaked cap with an ugly face: "You said, come by yourself." β
Squatting on the ground, panting in shock, the fat neighbor clenched the dagger with trembling hands: "I... I'm only twenty years old. Hates workplace bullying. β
"We've all done it, and you're going to stop it." Chen Yu warned: "You know what rectal bullying is. β
Slowly and firmly grasp the dagger.
Considering his otherworldly physique, it was easy to reconnect the severed limbs, and the fat neighbor closed his eyes tightly and wailed as the blade slipped down.
"Huh!"
"Ahhh
Chen Yu: "...... You cut the thighs on. β
Three minutes later.
In the end, the fat neighbor did his "job" anyway.
The title on his head, like the long-haired man, the young man in the cap, and the strong man in steel armor, has all become [self-palace for the glory of mankind].
The result is naturally the same - unqualified.
And it is quite unqualified.
"What can I do?" Chen Yu was embarrassed, and turned his head to look at the girl again.
Li Yao: "I'm a woman. Thank you. β
At this moment, she just wants to stay away from these neuropathies.
"Oh, that's fine." Chen Yu was helpless, and said to the young man: "Your Highness, we can't do it." What to do? β
The young man was silent for a long time, then turned around and bowed: "Lord Law Enforcement, give us a total of three days, right?" β
"Yes." The tanuki law enforcement nodded: "Just three days." If you can't send my qualified monks for three days, you will put aside the swagger and go back. β
"Yes." The young man took a deep breath: "Within three days, we will definitely deliver what the adults need." β
"I seem to be waiting, and I will study it in the future, and it will be up to you." The tanuki law enforcement waved his hand: "Let's go, let's go." I'm still busy. β
Lead the team members to respectfully bid farewell to the big law enforcement.
The crowd walked the same way and left the gate of the Law Enforcement Center building.
Standing on the square and stopping, they all looked at each other, except for Li Yao, all of them had sad faces.
Why are they here?
One person was stabbed in the crotch.
"Your Highness, I really didn't expect that there are so many of us, and none of them are qualified." Chen Yu beat his chest and paused: "If my Yan Liangwen is ugly, let him be rampant!" β
"Don't ink." The young man pursed his lips: "I think you're annoying." Who the ripped the tape off his mouth? β
"I tore it myself." Chen Yu raised his hand: "Your Highness, where are we going now?" β
"Where else can I go?" The young man put on his cap angrily: "Go back to the embassy and connect our severed limbs first." β
At the sound of the order, everyone suddenly burst into strange abilities, and almost "scramble" to rush to the position of the embassy.
"Your Highness, I have been having a question just now." Chen Yu followed behind and shouted, "I don't understand." β
"Put!" The young man did not look back.
"You show that your little brother is not qualified, in fact, there is no need to cut it off." Chen Yu was puzzled: "Isn't it over if you take off your pants and show them to the big law enforcement." β
"Plopβ"
"Plop plopβ"
Except for Chen Yu and Li Yao, the rest of them instantly turned on their backs.
Dust and smoke billowed up.
After a while, when the smoke and dust fell, the young man jumped up covered in dust and roared hoarsely: "Chen Yu! β
"I'll fuck you!"
β¦β¦
Half an hour later.
All members of the diplomatic team returned to the embassy.
The many foreigners outside the main gate are gone.
Tranquility returned to the embassy.
The old man in Tang costume seemed to have something to go out, and the housekeeper greeted everyone.
When he learned that all of them had become eunuchs, the expression on his face ...... It's like seeing a group of eunuchs.
"What the hell is going on?" Housekeeper pupil earthquake.
"Don't be verbose, is there a doctor in the embassy? Preferably an enforcer doctor. The young man spoke at a rapid pace.
"There's... Some! The Enforcer Doctor is standard, so I'll get in touch with you. β
"Yes." Hearing this, the young man in the cap suddenly relaxed, and he was not in a hurry, he directly waved his hand to accumulate popularity: "I'm not busy, let them come first." β
"Then I'll come first! Thank you, Your Highness! The fat neighbor was pleasantly surprised, and hurriedly held the small cloth bag in his hand, wanting to enter the house.
only to find that the long-haired man had already taken the lead and rushed into the embassy.
"Dog thing!" Fat neighbor outraged.
"Don't worry." The young man smiled and patted his fat neighbor on the shoulder: "For the Transcendent Physician, this is just a small operation that cannot be smaller. β
"Okay......"
Chen Yu, who was standing in the corner and observing secretly, was spinning his brain quickly.
His gaze kept scanning the heads of the young man, the fat neighbor, and the steel-armored man.
Under his "coincidental" arrangement, all four of them won the title of "Self-Palace for the Glory of Mankind".
This is a great gift that he has never had before!
The young prince and the long-haired man will not mention it for the time being.
The two strong men in steel armor and the fat neighbors are amazing!
The former, the strength reaches the B+ level.
The Reverse Destiny Technique has reached the 15th floor!
The latter, the original A+-level ability, was even more affected by the effect of the soul bead and was promoted again!
He wanted the fat neighbor to cut it before, but the other party didn't agree.
I didn't expect it to take all the effort now.
'Just copy the core skills of the two. β
'Didn't Lao Tzu take off completely?!' β
Holding back the excitement, rubbing his hands unbearably itching, Chen Yu hurriedly turned in place.
'How can I change the titles of these people?' β
'Gotta figure ......'
Just as Chen Yu was racking his brains, a male transcendent man in a white coat walked out of the embassy with a long-haired man.
"Is the operation about to begin?" The anxious fat neighbor asked.
"It's over." The white coat transcendent smiled.
"So fast?!" Fat neighbor surprise.
The young man in the peaked cap stretched out his hand and patted the fat neighbor on the back: "Come, you can go next." β
"Thanks... Thank you, Your Highness! The fat neighbor was about to cry, and ran to the doctor with a small cloth bag.
"Wait!"
But at this time, Chen Yu suddenly burst into a loud shout, shaking the earth!
The sound was so violent that it even raised a circle of sound waves.
"Chen Yu, what are you doing?" The young man was the first to come back to his senses: "Scared me! Can you stop getting sick all the time? β
Chen Yu turned a deaf ear, walked straight to the long-haired man with an ugly face, and looked up and down for a while: "Connected?" β
"Well, I picked it up." The long-haired man returned to his indifferent expression that belonged to the "first person in the academy", and buttoned his ears: "Why are you yelling so loudly." β
"The title on your head...... Changed back? Chen Yu asked.
"Hmm." The long-haired man touched the top of his head.
I saw that the title on his head changed from [self-palace for the glory of mankind] to [transcendent with a sensitive heart].
And around his body, there are no reproducible skill bars.
After all, the change of his title this time has nothing to do with Chen Yu......
'Damn! β
Secretly scolding, Chen Yu was in a cold spirit, and subconsciously wanted to pull out my sister's white teeth and stab the white coat transcendent person in front of him to death.
If you wait for this doctor, you can pick up the remaining three Jill.
Didn't he toss in vain?
"Brother Yu, what's wrong with you?" The fat neighbor was inexplicable: "It's okay, I'll go to the operation first." β
"No surgery!" Chen Yu immediately decided: "I suddenly know how to complete the task of law enforcement." β
"What do you mean?" The young man's brow furrowed.
"Come, come here. I'm going to show you a baby. β
Chen Yu immediately pulled the young man, the fat neighbor, and the strong man in steel armor, walked to the corner, and mysteriously lifted his pants.
"Huh?" The three were puzzled.
Chen Yu: "Look inside." β
The three of them subconsciously lowered their heads and looked in.
And this look is like falling into an endless abyss.
Youth: "(Ξ©ΠΞ©)"
Fat neighbor: "()"
Steel-clad man: "(Π)"
Li Yao: "(β½*)"
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(End of chapter)