If the skin is broken or the potato is broken in two, isn't it a potato?

A potato doll the size of a ping-pong ball, can't it make people hungry?

What more bike do you want for such a price?

Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!

One country's largest ranch is also running a promotion, selling 5,000 cans of milk powder that are about to expire in three months.

A two-kilogram can of milk powder is sold for only 30 village dollars.

In fact, the nano material milk powder can has an excellent sealing effect, although the expiration date is three months, the intelligent customer service tells Mrs. You that it is no problem to drink it for more than half a year.

However, the food safety supervision department of Global Village will not agree!

If a merchant sells expired food in the market, he faces fines that can bankrupt his family.

One of the biggest advantages of all the product packaging in Global Village is that in addition to the brand LOGO, all the product information is concentrated in an information button the size of a millet grain.

Buyers can see information such as the origin and production date of the product with a single scan of their own light brain.

Absolute childlike innocence.

It also saves the trouble of changing packaging.

Mrs. You held a huge amount of money and bought happily on the village Internet, and the executives of the Musley King Rat Poison Group were anxious.

The big customers who they thought were in the ancient civilization of the alien planet had not come to buy back for several days.

If the guests don't come, they can only take the initiative.

The group's intelligent customer service keeps sending messages to Mrs. You.

[Dear VVIP customer, have you run out of rat poison last time?] Recently, the Cat King Rat Poison Group launched a buy three get one free campaign. 】

Lady You, who is full of shopping: Since this is the case, let's buy some!

At the moment, it is obvious that the "giant pit" has not yet reached the end of the mountain, and she is not in a hurry to take out the food she just bought.

In the primeval forest, because the red mist has not yet dissipated, the tribesmen cannot go.

Faced with a lack of food, the women of the family racked their brains to save some food for the family by changing the form of food.

Unexpectedly, the more the housewives tossed the tricks, the more the children in the family ate.

Just eat a fresh!

Looking at the stance, the housewives were so angry that they wanted to strike.

In the end, I still cook millet porridge for my family for decades.

However, the porridge is getting clearer and clearer.

Drink water full, no problem!

In order to make their idle days less difficult, they began to weave sackcloth again.

You A-Niang's logic is: In a year, it is the most millet eaten in winter, and only when you wear thick clothes and people don't feel cold on your body, you won't just think about eating and drinking.

The younger brothers of the family were fed by the goddess and sister, and it is said to be a milk drink produced by the milk of the gods.

The mellow and silky milk makes everyone so happy that they don't know what day it is.

Not only did the younger brothers and little sisters have milk to drink, but the ape cubs in the family also drank pot milk.

For a while, the You family was full of milky flavor.

Two days later, Ten Mile Cemetery.

Brother Yang and the others were so anxious that the fire bubbles at the corners of their mouths grew a large piece.

It hurts to concentrate.

Pain is refreshing.

The family members who have drunk milk and eaten fruit candy have urged them to work hard over and over again.

A few of them swept all the reference books in the only two bookstores in Shencheng.

Especially the carpenter books that Brother Beard wanted, and he really found two.

However, the elusive bearded brother has not appeared for two consecutive nights.

The five brothers were so anxious that they all lived in the cemetery.

I'm afraid that if I'm not careful, I will miss the visit of the God of Wealth.

When I was in a hurry.

"You guys, come over here and help!"

The familiar sound of heaven came from a nearby tomb.

Several people suddenly felt refreshed.

When they lit torches, they followed Brother Beard into his ancestral grave.

It was found that there were ten bulging marijuana bags in the grave bag of less than five square meters.

"Brother Beard, what is this?"

The black market bosses were full of question marks, they thought that Brother Beard was still bringing milk powder or fruit candy.

Obviously, the bulging sack was not filled with such a rare thing.

The disappointment was only for a moment.

Because Brother Beard said lightly: "Oh, this is a newly dug artichoke from the mountain, and a sack is a hundred catties." ”

"What, artichoke?"

"Oh my God, big brother! I touched it, it was an artichoke, an artichoke bigger than my fist! ”

A little brother touched the corner of the sack and shouted excitedly.

Brother Yang excitedly counted and counted the sacks, touched and touched:

"Ten sacks, that's a thousand catties! A thousand pounds of artichoke, a thousand pounds! Alas, Brother Beard, you are really a great skill! It's only been a few days, and I have not only solved the problem of food shortage in our own house, but also sent so many of us! Little brother, I'll let you send it in the future! ”

The other party obviously didn't care about his sycophancy, and only asked: "Did you find the book I wanted?" ”

"Found it, found it! Brother Hu, we only have two bookstores left in Shencheng right now, and we have all covered the reference books in them, so I brought you three hundred copies this time. ”

"Three hundred books, you want to exchange me for a thousand pounds of artichokes?" Brother Hu Zi was satisfied, and the words that came out of his mouth were not like that.

When Brother Yang heard this, he became anxious: "That can't be, little brother, I'm not that ignorant!" Isn't it unaware that you are so capable that you can bring so many potatoes at one time? You see if this will work, a pound of potatoes for a book, little brother, I still have 700 copies of you, Brother Beard! ”

A thousand catties of artichokes, they can't eat them for a few months at home, but they really can't miss it.

Brother Hu Zi pondered for a long time, and when Brother Yang's hair was so anxious that he smoked, he said: "Seven hundred books, plus one hundred catties of straw paper and fifty tubes of toothpaste!" I'll pick it up again in a week. ”

The black market boss was no longer calm, and he didn't hit it at all: "Deal!" Brother Beard, as long as you make a move, I can help you digest anything. ”

If you say that, I really have!

"So, rat medicine, do you want it? As long as the rat eats one pill, the medicine that will kill him will not affect the eating of meat. ”

A few black market bosses, you look at me, I'll look at you.

I've never heard anyone say that the medicine that can poison the rat does not affect the carnivore.

The bearded man was not discouraged, and also advised:

"If you don't believe me, go grab two rats now! I'm a person, and I never talk about things in my life.

The rat medicine I sell will swell in the stomach and intestines of rats to the point that their organs will explode, but the skin and flesh will not be affected at all.

As long as the dead rat is peeled and the head and tail are removed, the meat can still be eaten after cooking. ”

Listening to her detailed Amway, Brother Yang and the others were really moved. (End of chapter)