"God is so equal to men and women!"

"Wha...... Labor and management laughed out of the pig cry, I can see that the master just wants to beat this terrible ghost violently! ”

"It's so brutal, it's worthy of a man with the name of a grumpy mage."

"I've guessed the master's next question, do you step with your left foot first or your right foot first when you enter the door?"

"I feel that the last sentence of the astringent ghost is so humble, there is almost no ghost when it is beaten, although its behavior is quite shameful, but I still want to condemn Master Lu's behavior, how can you do this, it is too light!"

"Astringent ghost: You sixth, I really know how to thank you."

“……”

The originally imagined terrifying and eerie picture did not appear, and it was even a little funny, and after the netizens in the live broadcast room heard the humble appearance of the astringent ghost, the fear in their hearts suddenly disappeared.

And at this time, after hearing the sad cry of the astringent ghost, Lu Yu's face turned cold, and a stick hit the astringent ghost's head again.

"What do you mean, you are still reasonable when you are an astringent ghost, I think you are simply unrepentant!"

"Big brother...... Big brother, stop fighting, I don't want to do this! The astringent ghost pointed at Yu Zhenzhen and said, "If she hadn't stepped on my girlfriend and leaked, I wouldn't have followed her!" ”

God's girlfriend is leaking.

Hearing this, Lu Yu almost didn't collapse, can you be serious?

Seeing that Lu Yu didn't do it again, the astringent ghost continued to sell miserably:

"Master, I fought a bachelor for thirty-eight years before I was alive, and then I was found peeking at the widow taking a bath, and accidentally fell into the water and drowned, I finally dreamed that one of my brothers tied a girlfriend with paper for me, but I was trampled by her before I could enjoy it, do you say I am miserable!"

Yu Zhenzhen was a little hairy by the astringent ghost, and she whispered:

"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to, I knew it was like this, I would have pierced ten girlfriends for you and sent them to you."

"Bang bang bang!"

There was another head-on blow, and the astringent ghost shouted:

"Master, I'm so miserable, why are you still beating me?"

"Miserable? I'm miserable! Lu Yu poked the head of the astringent ghost with a baseball bat, and shouted angrily: "Can you explain to me, you fell into the water and drowned, so why didn't you become a water ghost, but an astringent ghost, ah?" ”

"I ...... I...... Also know. The astringent ghost said with a confused expression.

How does he know why he didn't become a water ghost, he just wants to find a girlfriend and end his single life for more than 30 years, is this also wrong?

If I knew that it was so difficult to be a ghost, I should have reincarnated earlier!

Lu Yu is angry, if this guy is a water ghost, won't his special task be completed?

Two thousand performance points and a special item are you!

Blood loss, blood loss today!

The more Lu Yu thought about it, the more angry he became, and the astringent ghost curled up on the ground with his head in his hands and trembling, looking pitiful.

"Don't think the ghost brother is a little pitiful, master, you can be kind enough to overkill this ghost brother."

"It's so miserable, the girlfriend who just arrived, was stepped on by the anchor before she wanted to use it, miserable, hahahaha!"

"If it is silicone, this accident will not happen, so this incident tells us a truth, greedy for small and cheap and big losses, buy a girlfriend or choose a good quality!"

"What kind of quality is excellent, isn't it looking for a normal person?"

"Upstairs, you're wrong, who is still looking for a normal person now, I'm all Yunyang's girlfriend."

“……”

The netizens in the live broadcast room were completely led astray by the astringent ghost's words.

Originally, everyone was quite afraid of astringent ghosts, but seeing his miserable appearance now, after being single for 38 years, and his girlfriend who finally got it was leaked again, it actually aroused the sympathy of some people.

Yu Zhenzhen also whispered:

"Master, if we don't hurry up and overtake him, I always feel panicked when he's here."

Hearing this, Lu Yu immediately took out a yin and yang contract, and then asked in his heart:

"System, is there a suitable place for this astringent ghost to go?"

"Ding! The Ghost Machinery Factory recruits a welder, which is very suitable for this voyeur to go, and the owner of the machinery factory is willing to bid 300 performance points! ”

300 performance points?

Yes, this is even higher than the price of the female ghost in white.

Lu Yu threw the black yin-yang contract onto the astringent ghost, and the contract immediately began to burn, and after two or three seconds, the astringent ghost disappeared in front of everyone's eyes.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully introducing the voyeur to work in the Ghost Machinery Factory, rewarding performance points +300, and the director of the Ghost Machinery Factory favorability +20, the factory director is very satisfied with this employee, and will give back a mystery gift box! ”

And the return gift?

This astringent ghost can, although it is not as rich as the reward of the water ghost, but it can be regarded as an unexpected joy.

"Open the box!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting the voyeur's eyes, is it fused? ”

I feel that this eye seems to be very improper, but I like it, Lu Yu did not hesitate, and immediately ordered:

"Fusion!"

The moment the words fell, Lu Yu only felt a clear stream welling up from his eyes, which was very cold and comfortable, and when he opened his eyes again, the whole person was petrified on the spot.

it!

I'm going to be blind! I'm going to be blind!

This headlight is so dazzling!

Yu Zhenzhen, who was standing opposite Lu Yu, had goosebumps all over her body, she felt like she had no clothes, just standing in front of Lu Yu with red fruits.

Frightened, she quickly covered her chest with her hands.

Lu Yu hurriedly closed his eyes, and it took him a few seconds before he mastered this ability, exactly as he thought, this was a very serious and very practical ability.

With these eyes, he was able to see the presence of ghosts.

For example, Zhen Zhen's body is very white...... Ahem, there is a faint black gas wrapped around her body, which is a sign of being entangled by a powerful ghost.

In the future, it will become easier for Lu Yu to find ghosts, as long as he sweeps his eyes, he can know if there are ghosts in this place, and he can also know if anyone is haunted by ghosts.

"Speaking of which, this astringent ghost is really good, I was too impulsive just now, I hit him a few more times, and I don't know if I can meet it in the future, if I can, I want to thank it well."

At this moment, a picture appeared in Lu Yu's mind.

At this time, the astringent ghost was conscientiously burning electric welding, but he was not wearing any protective gear when he was working, and the dazzling light from the electric welding made his eyes full of burning tears.

Seeing that he left tears of remorse, Lu Yu's face also showed a smile of relief.

"Not to mention, this job is really tailor-made for him, no wonder the factory director is so satisfied."