When you wake up, don't even think about stopping.

The little ones held back the questions for three days, and threw them out one after another.

Xiaohachi is most concerned: "Sister, what does it look like in the sky?" How many immortals have you seen? ”

Xiao Jiu tilted his head and said cutely: "Sister, the goddess fairy gave birth to a child, is it a little fairy?" Do the little immortals want to go to school, and what spells do they know? ”

Before she could figure out how to answer, the two babies began to ask immersive questions again:

"Sister, how far can the gods fly with one heel?"

"Sister."

Ahh

It's not just children who are curious.

After the adults ate the white steamed buns fermented quite softly by Chef Xie's family, as well as the charred and salty stewed pot meat.

It's also a question after another.

Yuri took a long breath and eight adult fist-sized steamed buns, burped and asked:

"Girl, what are the fairy family's steamed buns made of? It's fragrant and soft, and it's better than millet cake. ”

You A-Niang looked at the stewed pot of meat that had been swept away by adults and children, and there was no juice left, and asked:

"Girl, tell A-Niang, how to make this stewed canned meat? You can eat such a large vat at one time for a long time, and this method is very good. ”

The women said that they had unlocked another way to preserve meat and that they wanted to spread the word to the women of the tribe.

"Girl, you eat too well for the New Year in the sky, right? Who are some of your master's family? ”

"Girl."

Mrs. You deeply understands what is: a lie, to be maintained with countless lies.

I'm afraid that there are too many loopholes in my lies, and her CPU is about to burn out.

Finally, it was a hodgepodge of the 21st century that cultivated immortals and planted flowers:

"Immortals are not omnipotent, they began to learn the Book of Heaven when they were young, those with bad talent will learn for more than ten or twenty years, and those with good talent will learn for decades.

Lay the foundation first, then move on to further education.

Like my master, he has studied medicine all his life, studying all kinds of diseases and pharmacology."

In one breath, I popularized science for my family:

Professions such as Wenshi (teacher), martial artist (professional soldier), physician (doctor), alchemist (mechanical engineer), planter (professional farmer), etc.

Hearing this, Brother You and others welded a "dumbfounded" emoji on their faces.

It turns out that the gods want to live and learn all the time!

It turns out that there are three, six, nine and so on for immortals!

It's very different from the omnipotent gods they think.

A different cognition is about to be changed!

After all, Sister is the only one who has ever gone to heaven!

Someone who "went to the sky" finally found a good reason for a "business trip" for himself to disappear from time to time in the future:

"Daddy and Auntie, my master said that an outer disciple like me can barely pick one or two out of a million people. In the future, I will need to learn from him often. ”

Yuri was still a little hesitant: "Girl, you have been studying for decades, have you ever learned the end?" ”

Mrs. You spread her hands: "Studying medicine is different from the spells next to you, and you need to calm down and learn the most." It's not like I'm going to be able to give you a look after I've finished my studies, and when I'm not sure, I can still shake the master down. ”

The road to studying medicine is a long one.

Yuri regrets that his daughter can't learn the skills of a medical fairy in a short period of time.

I am proud that she has such an opportunity to be chosen as an apprentice by the medical immortal among millions of people.

The girl is talented, doesn't it mean that her father and mother are very capable?

Ah, this bull, it has to be blown up!

Yuri looks like this, and he doesn't have any other "bad habits".

First, he loves to be an official, and in order to compete for the position of lieutenant, he did a lot of publicity for his clairvoyant name.

The second is that he has a good face and loves to brag, and the only thing he can brag about a few years ago is himself.

In recent months, he has had too much to brag about.

"Friends of Carpentry" is his most proud masterpiece recently, and the wood-making methods brought by the Book of Heaven are all he has learned and taught to others.

In the "Giant Pit", there are one or two men in each family, who are his apprentices.

The weight of the "crown" weighs on him to walk more and more "evenly", and the old cadres who have no teachers can understand it!

In the past few days when his daughter went to Master's house, he and his daughter-in-law were not only happy, but also a little worried.

I'm afraid that the gods will leave their daughter in the sky and won't let her come back.

Unexpectedly, the days in heaven are the same as those on earth.

Say three days, just three days.

After eating a stomach full of good things and listening to fairy stories, he had to hurry up and tell everyone about it.

Otherwise, after a long time, he can't describe the taste of steamed buns well.

He loves to show off, and he is still a generous person.

I plan to send some steamed buns and fish to the clan elders and witch blessings.

It also allows everyone to eat a little more hospitality during the Chinese New Year.

In addition to the night of the New Year, the "giant pit" will also last for half a month.

The programs during the Chinese New Year are also colorful.

After getting married, women will take their children and men back to their parents' homes on the second day of junior high school, and live a relaxed day without cooking and serving men and children.

Because there is no currency in the "giant pit", the New Year's gifts brought are basically their own food and handicrafts.

When the men are drinking, they like to beat the leather drum with stones or animal bones and sing along with the tunes passed down from their fathers.

After getting married, in addition to returning to her parents' home, there is also one of the most mysterious activities to be carried out in secret.

That is - divination.

Because the Chinese New Year is considered to be a new beginning, everyone hopes to understand the good fortune and bad fortune they will encounter in the new year through divination, so as to prepare accordingly.

Among them, there are the most children.

Mrs. You's uncle and grandfather, the only "witch wish" among the three miles, have been very busy for half a month.

This year, the men and underage children in the "giant pit" have more places to visit the New Year.

Master, teaching woodsmithing is a teacher, and teaching words is also a teacher.

Xiao Ba and Xiao Jiu went out for a long time, and then brought more than 60 children to the house.

Suddenly, her cave house was overturned.

Mrs. You was put on the only Taishi chair in her house, and she was helpless to watch a group of little children kowtow to her.

"Hey, alright, alright!"

"Hurry up, get your own candy cubes and eat them."

"Hey, Zhao Xiaoqi, your arithmetic years ago was learned in vain, everyone else kowtowed three heads, what are you doing with four kowtows?"

The child's eyes were clear (stupid), and he smiled innocently: "I just want to knock four, and I am more filial than them." ”

Mr. is bitter in his heart, and Mr. wants to tell the parents of the little children about the bitterness.

The child's father, carrying the family's broom, chased the child and beaten: "You stinky boy, one of the three ghosts and four people!" (End of chapter)