Chapter 52: I'm Going Crazy
"Oh. Cheng Ying, who was already a little sore in her head, directly handed the phone to Chen Yige after reading the message, "You can also take a look." After reading it, answer first, and understand the story at first glance. I crashed anyway by the sixth story. ā
"I was also confused by the sixth stage of the story. He Rongjing nodded in agreement.
"I'm about the same. Liu Qing held his forehead and felt deeply.
"What the hell is it?" Seeing their headaches, Chen Yige turned to the first page of the information and began to look down.
The message begins with the following sentence: This is a logical thinking question.
If a post-80s boy can't afford to buy a house, a post-80s girl can marry a 40-year-old man. Then, if a post-80s man has the conditions, it is also a good choice to marry a 20-year-old girl at the age of 40...... So, there is such a story.
Story Scenario 1: A boy finally reaches the age of 40, finds a young and beautiful 20-year-old girlfriend, and goes to her house to meet his parents together. Unexpectedly, the door was opened by his first girlfriend who had been with him for several years when he was in college. The new girlfriend shouted to her first girlfriend: "Mom......"
Story Scenario 2: The mother of the new girlfriend gasped when she saw a certain man. Without waiting for him to react, he immediately pulled his daughter into the room, and then said to his daughter: "You can't be with him, he is your biological father!"
Story Scene 3: The daughter is frightened and inexplicable: "I already have his flesh and blood......"
Scene 4: At this time, the girl's father, who is in his 60s, came out and saw the girl's boyfriend, and whispered to him with a panicked face: "Why are you here?
Story scene 5: At this time, the doorbell rang "Ding Dong", and the mother of the girl's boyfriend came to see her in-laws. When I saw the girl's father, I was stunned: "Why are you ......?"
Story Scene 6: The girl's boyfriend's father went upstairs after parking the car, and when he saw the girl's father, he immediately burst into tears: "Aren't you my long-lost brother?"
Story Scene 7: When the girl's mother saw her boyfriend's mother, she was stunned and then shouted, "Mom!"
Story Scenario 8: The girl's mother saw her boyfriend and his father, and after being stunned again, she called out, "Dad!" and then immediately fainted.
Excuse me: First, how much can you understand the story? Second, what is the name of your boyfriend's fucking mom when she sees his girlfriend's fucking dad?
"How do I know what it's called!" Chen Yige threw out a sentence in a depressed manner after reading it, "I'm about to be mad by this family!"
"I'm going crazy too. Cheng Ying patted her headache on the head and said, "Why does the girl's mother shout after being stunned when she sees her boyfriend's mother, 'Mom!'?
He Rongjing frowned and raised her forehead and said, "I think, my boyfriend's mother is also the mother of the girl's mother?"
"Go!" Chen Yige rubbed his hair with a puzzled face, "What kind of mess is this? Could it be that this boyfriend and the girl's mother are half-brothers and sisters or siblings? But how could they be the first lovers who have been in love for a few years in college? There is also an inexplicable secret girl. Isn't this incest? It's strange that this girl isn't stupid or mentally retarded......"
"How do you know it's not mentally retarded?" Liu Qing immediately retorted, "There is no description of intelligence here, and in my estimation, that girl is at least a little stupid." Otherwise, you can have a child with an old man in his 40s, and only then take it back to meet his parents?"
"Probably just because my parents saw that they had already cooked raw rice, so they could only agree to be together, right?" He Rongjing asked suspiciously.
"That's why there is such a tragedy - she is pregnant with her own father's flesh and blood?" Cheng Ying asked uncertainly, covering her headache head.
That's messy enough!
"And that's not all, the girl's mother and her boyfriend turned out to be biological siblings. Liu Qing also had a headache and said, "The reason why I am sure that they are brother and sister is inspired by the sixth scene of the story: the girl's boyfriend's father also went upstairs after parking the car, and when he saw the girl's father, he immediately burst into tears: 'Aren't you my long-lost brother?' I personally think that the boyfriend was brought over by her mother before marriage, and the girl's mother is the daughter of the legal father-sperm blood of the boyfriend's parents after marriage." ā
"So my boyfriend and the girl's mother are brothers and sisters who were separated when they were children, so they didn't know each other when they were in college, and they became lovers in a daze, and they had a girl?" Chen Yige immediately patted his head and asked suddenly.
"I guess that's the case, otherwise it doesn't make sense. Liu Qing gradually sorted out the mess.
"Then why does a girl's mother recognize her boyfriend's mother when she sees it?" He Rongjing still didn't quite understand, "She didn't know that her boyfriend was her brother before, but she can recognize her mother after 20 years?"
"The appearance of children has changed a lot, while the appearance of adults has been stereotyped, and relatively little has changed. I thought it should be so, so the girl's mother went to her boyfriend's mother, and after a moment's pause, she shouted, 'Mom!' indicating that she had also recognized it. ā
"I fainted. Cheng Ying held her head and shook her head desperately, "How can there be such a ridiculous thing?"
ā...... Isn't this making up a story?" Chen Yige rolled his eyes disdainfully, "The story needs so many coincidences and dog blood in order to reach the climax of the story, otherwise how can it attract people's attention?"
"Oh, oh......" Cheng Ying nodded speechlessly, "It's me who is too serious." ā
"Then the person who made up this story can really make it up!" He Rongjing still admires the person who can make up this kind of bridge, "It's just that there is no boyfriend fucking mom from the beginning to the end, why do you ask, 'What is the name of boyfriend's fucking mom when he sees his girlfriend'?"
"Oh......" Liu Qing patted his head, "We analyzed and analyzed, and there was still a question that was not answered." I count one, two, three, and we all say, 'What's the name of my boyfriend's fucking mom when she sees my girlfriend's fucking dad?'"
"I don't know. Before Liu Qing could start counting, Cheng Ying shook her head very simply and said.
"Okay, then you abstain. Liu Qing nodded, and then coughed, "Okay, ready to answer the question, one, two, three, start!"
"I don't know. As soon as Liu Qing's voice fell, He Rongjing shook her head and said, "However, I finally figured out that the girl's mother left her brother (her first boyfriend) to marry her own uncle who had a house. ā
"Call son. Chen Yige said it almost at the same time.
I replied, "My son-in-law." Liu Qing finally said his answer.
"Son, son-in-law?" Cheng Ying rubbed her headache and asked with a frown, "Why pinch?"
"What are you doing?
Liu Qing and Chen Yige glanced at each other, and then said in unison with a tacit understanding: "Secret, don't tell you!"
"What are you busy with?" Late at night, Liu Hanyan, who was still sleepless, called to ask the blue-haired Ling Haoran.
"I'm busy with the company. The blue-haired Ling Haoran answered her while flipping through the web and browsing quickly, while wearing headphones.
"Are you still busy so late?" asked Liu Hanyan delicately while lying on the bed.
"Of course, after the earthquake, there is a lot of waste. Blue-haired Ling Haoran comforted while taking in the information, "Okay, I'll see you tomorrow afternoon." ā
"But I haven't seen you for a day and a half, and I miss you a little. After saying this, Liu Hanyan's face couldn't help but turn red. She had never said anything like that to him.
"Really, do you really miss me?" the blue-haired Ling Haoran's deep eyes couldn't help but shine, but his gaze was still on the web page information that quickly pulled down.
He is currently trying to use two minds, so that after two points of consciousness, maybe he can control two bodies at the same time?
The wise professor told him that there was a small race on Larry, and that when he became an adult, he could use his heart for two purposes - such as practicing boxing with his left hand and writing with his right.
Later, some people developed into two personalities, one would change one personality and the other would change that personality, and the style of action of the two personalities was completely different; people thought they were two people who looked alike.
If that kind of person is in his current situation, he should be able to control both bodies at the same time.
However, his injured incomplete consciousness can be automatically repaired and perfected when it is lodged in others, and it is likely that he has the genes of that kind of person. So let him try to do it first.
He spent most of his day in the real yĆ n, began to fail repeatedly, and now it is basically barely feasible.
"Fake......" Liu Hanyan couldn't help but stretch his voice and said coquettishly.
From the voice similar to her delicate state at the moment, the blue-haired Ling Haoran suddenly had a strong urge to kiss her.
"You wait. He said as he crossed off the web page, clicked off the computer, and then turned around and flew directly into the night sky through the window, and then summoned the space escape capsule, soared in, and went south like a lightning speed.
"Villain!" Seeing that he suddenly hung up the phone, Liu Hanyan thought that the blue-haired Ling Haoran had something next to him, so he hung up her phone first, and then called her later, so he pouted a little dissatisfied.
"It's boring. She couldn't help but bury her head in the soft pillow.
But within five minutes of climbing, there was a knock on the door.
"It's so late, who?" said Liu Hanyan frowned.
"May I come in?" a female voice seemed to sound outside the door.
Could it be that the waitress?" Liu Hanyan was a little surprised, and then said loudly: "Auntie, I'm fine, you should go home early." ā
The waitress in her thirties during the day said that she was working a shift for others today, so she was connected to the morning shift and the middle shift, and asked her to call her if she had anything. Perhaps, she came to work and asked if she needed help?
Still, the door opened, and footsteps entered.
Liu Hanyan was a little surprised: Didn't she lock the door behind her and insert the latch? How could she still open the door? Could it be that she forgot today?
However, what came into view was a tall and straight cool figure!
"Sora Haoran!" she couldn't help but be stunned, "Could it be that you were downstairs just now?"
"Yes, didn't you miss me?" the blue-haired Ling Haoran hooked his lips seductively, "So, I'm here right away." ā