Liu Xin saw Xiao Lizi and his father-in-law coming in, and asked in surprise: "Xiao Lizi, didn't you go to self-study with your girlfriend, how did you come back with your father-in-law." Has your sexuality changed? I don't like beautiful women, so I like my father-in-law instead. ”

"Your sexual orientation has changed, even if your sexual orientation has changed, you won't look for your father-in-law like this, I don't like birds. My wife had activities in her dormitory, so I went to self-study with my father-in-law. However, the efficiency of studying with my father-in-law is really poor. Xiao Lizi explained, sat down and took a sip of water. Now after a period of dating, the relationship between Xiao Lizi and his girlfriend has become extraordinary, and the title of husband and wife has come.

"If you look for me, I don't want to. Look at your figure, the top and bottom are flat, there is no convex and concave feeling at all, so I won't look for you. Even if you dig up that little sapling of yours, it doesn't make much sense. I'm a towering tree, and besides, my sexual orientation is very normal, and I like beautiful women who are birds. The father-in-law was dissatisfied with Xiao Lizi's words, and immediately retorted.

"By the way, Xiao Lizi, did you see anyone coming to our dormitory in the afternoon? My new sneakers are missing, probably stolen. Liu Xin remembered that he had lost his shoes, so he hurriedly asked Xiao Lizi.

"I don't know if anyone has come into our dormitory, but my father-in-law and I went to class in the afternoon. Damn, it can't be a thief when I go to the toilet in class, I don't want to lock the door, just a few minutes. I'll see if my money is lost. Saying that, Xiao Lizi took out the key to open his drawer, took out 100 yuan, patted his chest very happily, and said: "Fortunately, I didn't lose it, otherwise I would really run out of food." ”

"Don't you have no money, how can you pay back the money that came out." Seeing Xiao Lizi popping up another 100 yuan, he asked Xiao Lizi very strangely.

"You don't have a girlfriend, you know, this is a girlfriend's reserve. emergency, can not be used. If you don't have it, you can't even afford a condom when you go out with your girlfriend, isn't it a big loss? Xiao Lizi said mysteriously.

"That's not good, you deceived me, you have to accompany me to lose my spirit. In this case, if you invite me to play the game once, buy another box of whites, and I will forgive you. "My father-in-law seized the opportunity to knock on the bamboo pole of Xiao Lizi.

"That's fine, it's not like I haven't been invited. As long as the living expenses are in the account, there is no chance to spend the 100 yuan, I will ask you. Xiao Lizi said very generously.

"Okay, I forgive you." My father-in-law said as if he had really suffered a loss.

"You'll see if you've lost anything." Xiao Lizi reminds justice.

Hearing Xiao Lizi's reminder, his father-in-law quickly opened his cabinet and looked at it. Then I lifted the quilt and checked it again. Then he looked at the box of clothes again, and finally thought about it for a while with a frown.

Xiao Lizi saw that her father-in-law was hurriedly checking things, and asked, "Father-in-law, have you lost something?" ”

"I didn't lose anything, I didn't lose anything." Father-in-law said.

"If you don't lose anything, then you want to be for a long time." Xiao Lizi asked.

"I was thinking, all the money is gone, what else is worth stealing. After thinking about it for a long time, I realized that I really didn't have anything worth stealing. The father-in-law explained.

"Little Lizi, my father-in-law and everyone are back, let's remind everyone to remember to bring the key and lock the door when they go out in the future." Liu Xin suggested.

"It's just, especially at the end of the month, when it's the most unsafe." Xiao Lizi was more specific.

"I think it's at the beginning of the month when it's the least safe. Because everyone has money, the thief's favorite time should be the beginning of the month. "My father-in-law has a different opinion.

"That should be careful every day, the thief will not fail, he will take something and leave when he comes, whether he is worth anything or not." Xiao Lizi concluded.

After a while, Xiao Shuai, Xiao Rongzi and Xiao Xiangzi all came back. When everyone was in place, Xiao Lizi began to announce.

"Today, a burglar entered our dormitory and stole Liu Xin's new shoes. When you go out in the future, if there is no one in the dormitory, be sure to lock the door to prevent thieves from coming in to ensure safety. ”

"No, there are thieves." "Yes, you have to lock the door." "It's not even safe to live in the dormitories now." Xiao Shuai, Xiao Rongzi and Xiao Xiangzi all expressed their surprise.

"No, you're a thief in your dormitory." Just when everyone was surprised, someone pushed the door and came in, carrying a pair of shoes in his hand. The person who came was called Big B, who was more than 1.85 meters tall and weighed more than 180, and was Xiao Lizi's hometown. and Liu Xin are in the same courtyard, but not in the same department, and live downstairs.

"There is a thief in your dormitory, what is there to steal in your dormitory, this thief is too tasteless." Big B yelled as soon as he came in.

"I don't know which bastard thief actually entered our dormitory. I also stole the shoes I bought today, which is not a thing, even the shoes were stolen. Poor my shoes, I bought them once and haven't worn them yet. Liu Xin cursed the thief angrily.

"Whose shoes are these, going to play basketball this afternoon, Xiao Lizi, I came to borrow shoes from you, you are not there. I saw that the door was open, and I took a pair of shoes, I don't know whose it was, thank you. Big B seemed to understand something, and asked a little embarrassed.

Liu Xin saw that it was the shoes he had newly bought, and hurriedly said: "My shoes, big B, your feet should be size 43, my shoes are 41, and you can't wear them." It's just barely stuffed in, and it's not comfortable to wear. ”

I can put it on, and there is no problem and I can put it on with some strength. It's not bad, thank you" As he spoke, Big B handed the shoes to Liu Xin.

Liu Xin took it and saw that the side of his right foot had been completely cracked. A pair of 43 feet are stuffed into 41 shoes, and they are doing strenuous exercises, so it's no wonder that they don't stretch them out.

"Big B, I haven't worn the new shoes I bought, you actually wore them out for me, should I be compensated for a pair of shoes." Seeing that his new shoes were worn out, Liu Xin asked.

"A pair of shoes is worth a few dollars, and I didn't mean to. Besides, I thank you so much. I'm leaving. After saying that, Big B hurriedly left.

Liu Xin was a little stunned, there was such a person. Take it without telling it, use someone else's things, and be so justifiable. This is really: people are afraid of faceless trees, afraid of no skin, and people are invincible in the world.

Liu Xin looked at Xiao Lizi and said, "Big B is your fellow countryman, come to you." ”

Xiao Lizi didn't speak, and when he saw Liu Xin asking him, he said: "I'm not familiar with him, and I didn't know him before, but I only met him after I came to school." So we all have to remember that we must lock the door when we go out in the future. lest everything come in. Xiao Lizi said loudly.