The school book office is located in Shangtang, and the residence of Bai Zhuangyuan in Suzhou Huaguobang is on the side of Hongqiao, which is not far away.

Lin Tailai only walked for a while, and then he saw the gate of "Tianxiang", and there was a pothole on the white wall on the side, which seemed to have been scraped a layer.

It's just that at this moment, in the doorway of the "Tianxiang" gate, there is a person lying there.

When he got closer, he was dressed in a colorful robe, a red hat on his head, a mask that mimicked a clay statue on his face, his beard and sideburns were all white, and he was carrying a wine gourd in his hand.

The above outfits are considered unremarkable and not worth Dr. Lin's fuss.

But the old man was still barefoot with a pair of straw sandals, which made Dr. Lin feel the breath of a peerless master!

A row of thugs in the courtyard stared at him, but he didn't dare to touch the old man who was still lying down and drinking.

As for the retinue brought by the old man, they have all been knocked down and thrown out.

"Younger than the seniors! Younger than the seniors! Feng Shike stood outside the gate and shouted twice at the old man in colorful clothes.

After hearing this, the old man in colorful clothes turned over and got up, leaned against the door wall with a drunken half-lying and half-sitting, and responded in a hurry: "Second Master Feng has come to Suzhou to scatter coins again?" ”

Feng Shike: "......"

Lin Tailai finally understood why after Zhang Youyu died in history, no one gave him a serious biography, and no one sorted out his works.

After taking a few deep breaths, Feng Shike turned his head and said to Lin Tailai: "Please go and make the seniors younger sober, but don't hurt people." ”

Lin Tailai was too tall, so he squatted down next to Zhang Youyu, looked down and said, "Old man, I heard that you are very good at fighting in the literary world, right?" ”

Zhang Youyu looked through the mask and squinted his eyes and replied, "What? Do you want to try to make a name for yourself on the old man? ”

Lin Tailai: "......"

This old man is crazy, but he is very transparent.

Dr. Lin decided to change the way, pointed to the thugs in the courtyard and said, "You have no strength to beat people, so you can only lie here, and you still say that you are a famous person in the literary world?" ”

Zhang Youyu said disdainfully: "The amazing words of pretending to talk about strange things are all leftovers from the old man's play!" ”

Lin Tailai squatted on the stone slab of the door cave, stretched out his hand and grabbed the wine gourd, and with a "click" sound, he crushed it hard.

Although Zhang Youyu was wearing a mask and couldn't see his face, his beard trembled a few times.

Lin Tailai threw the fragments on the ground, "The mixed literary world does need strength, but ......"

Then he said proudly: "Those who learn from me live, and those who imitate me die!" I heard you want to imitate me today? ”

Zhang Youyu was suddenly shocked, "It turns out that you are the county Yalin calligrapher who dares to break the routine and use force to sell poetry!" ”

Dr. Lin scoffed, "But I'm not lying at the gate." ”

Zhang Youyu finally felt that his old face was a little unbearable, and he wanted to leave when he got up, but he was firmly pressed by Dr. Lin on his shoulder, and he couldn't move.

Dr. Lin said with practical actions that what he just said was right, and only with strength can you mix with the literary world.

I also saw Dr. Lin's big palm holding the old gentleman's shoulder, and said politely: "I was born in my later life and admired the name of the princess for a long time, and today I finally got to know Jing, and I am willing to get one or two advice, and I will not regret it in this life!" ”

Zhang Youyu has never seen such a humble and polite young man, is this completely unobtrusive and discouraged, and he has a reputation from himself?

For a moment, Mr. Zhang was also in a trance, and he seemed to be no different from the three famous prostitutes who were beaten?

Then he looked at Feng Shike, and the eyes behind the mask sent a distress signal.

The second master Feng who wanted to see the joke with his hands in his sleeves, looked at the sky with his eyes, and admired the word "Tianxiang" on the door, as if he had not received a distress signal.

Zhang Youyu was forced to open his business, so he said: "And let the old man see how talented you are, let's talk!" One word, red! ”

Lin Tailai didn't have to think about it, and directly said one of the most common countermeasures: "Green!" ”

"Saffron." Zhang Youyu added the word again, which is still a very ordinary word.

From the words used, it can be seen that Mr. Zhang is just fooling the words that the child has learned, and he does not intend to give Dr. Lin a chance to shine.

It may even be secret, Lin Tailai is at the level of a Mengtong.

Such a simple word, Lin Tailai still didn't have to think about it, so he said: "Green leaves!" ”

"It's too cheesy!" Zhang Youyu said with disdain.

So Lin Tailai said again: "Green tree! ”

Zhang Youyu deliberately sneered: "It's still too vulgar!" At this level, do you still want to play all over the literary world? ”

Lin Tailai couldn't bear it, and finally liberated his nature, and he didn't take the usual path: "Green hat!" ”

Zhang Youyu hesitated for a moment, and reluctantly smiled: "Red flower vs. green hat, this is interesting!" ”

Feng Shike, who was watching the excitement on the side, interjected: "This can also be considered neat? “

Zhang Youyu explained for Dr. Lin: "Looking at the house of the joker in that courtyard, do you often use flowers as a metaphor for beauty? For example, the Oiran lady, and the famous flower list and the like.

But at the same time, there are also men in the family of the Xingyuan, who are called turtle slaves and forget eight.

At that time, Emperor Taizu Gao had a decree that people of this generation must wear green turbans to show their difference from the good family.

So this is called a green hat, as opposed to the red flower who is also a character in the courtyard, what's not neat? ”

Feng Shike subconsciously nodded slightly, in this way, is it really neat?

Zhang Youyu caught a glimpse of Feng Shike, who nodded lightly, and said again: "I was interrupted just now, so let's do it again!" The previous sentence is gently. ”

Lin Tailai thought about it carefully, if he was afraid of being ridiculed again, he changed the word "fine".

"Tap." Zhang Youyu added a word.

Lin Tailai thought about it, the point may be the point of the rain, so to predict in this direction, he forcibly said the right one: "Blow carefully." ”

If there is "light rain below", then follow the "wind blowing", no problem!

"Gently tap the pig's head!" Zhang Youyu didn't add words according to common sense, pointing at Feng Shike and jokingly teasing, it was a revenge for the fruitless request for help just now.

Lin Tailai subconsciously said: "Blow carefully...... Blow the ...... Feng Xiao! ”

Zhang Youyu was stunned, you are young and young, and you are even more perverted than the old man! Sociological Mengtong-level couplets, you can also forcibly drive!

Feng Shike, who was watching the excitement next to him, was also stunned, this Lin Shushou is really not a serious person! This sentence is absolutely not serious!

Taking advantage of Lin Tailai's letting go, Zhang Youyu hurriedly got up and laughed: "Don't try again, sure enough, you're a fellow believer!" The heart has a natural nature, not limited to pretentiousness! ”

Several entourages also quickly got up from the ground and helped Zhang Youyu.

After that, Zhang Youyu casually invited Lin Tailai: "Actually, I have read several crooked poems on your wall, and I still appreciate them."

Although the words are simple, the meaning is profound, fully expressing the irony of the world...... Going to my house for a drink? ”

If you had said such a few words, it would have been done a long time ago, so why do you still have to work hard for me? Dr. Lin muttered in his heart, and replied very sincerely:

"Don't go! I heard that you have so little alcohol at home that you can't get drunk, you are too poor, and you don't enjoy it at all! ”

Zhang Youyu said angrily to the left and right: "Don't call me Mr. in the future, the more you call, the poorer you become!" Call me the Great Pilgrimage! ”

Feng Shike dragged Zhang Youyu away: "Senior, don't show up here, I invite you to get drunk today!" ”

Then he turned back to Lin Tai and said, "I'll visit you when I'm free!" ”

After Lin Tailai saw Second Master Feng leave, he turned around and headed towards the county office.

When I went to the school office, I was asked by Zhang Liangshu to go, and there was always a result report afterwards, which is the basic procedure of the officialdom workplace.

Besides, the case of the little sister of Wuqian is about to start trial, so I should go to the county office to inquire, and there will be no changes.